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15 Reasons Donald Trump Should Not Become President


MARCH15

  1. because he thinks 2nd Corinthians is the turn around to get into Costcos

 

  1. because his vocabulary consists of no more than 5 words:   Win.   Rich.   Great.    Me.  I.

 

  1. because he believes Kim Jong-Un is a salmon sushi roll

 

  1. because when he says he loves women, what he really means is women who don’t confront him, question him, or disagree with him

 

  1. because the only button he should be able to push is the button inside his golden elevator

 

  1. because he conceals a pointed white hat and robe within his 500 foot walk- in- closet

 

  1. because the Mexicans will kidnap him and make him climb over his own stupid wall

 

  1. because the Syrians will kidnap him and make him take a little boat ride 5000 miles across the the Atlantic

 

  1. because Isis will mistake his spray tan for a chemical weapon

 

  1. because he’d want to employ little Marco Rubio as his pool boy for minimum wage

 

  1. because if he disagrees with Vladimir Putin, he’d challenge him to a wresting match.

 

  1. because he’d need to ship all of his foreign super-model wives back to where they originated from

 

  1. because he’d probably select somebody, um, from Alaska to be his Vice President

 

  1. because the pens he’d use to sign signature pieces of legislation would have “I Love The Donald” engraved on them

 

  1. because when referring to Congress, he’d use the singular:  My bitch

 

—-Dear,  Reader,   this post was meant to be satirical, so please don’t be mad at me.  Democracy means you have the right and great privilege to vote for whomever you wish,  even if that means Donald Trump.  Get out and be involved,  darlings.   Change the world for the better!    xxoo


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89 Comments

  • Reply
    lisa thomson-The Great Escape...
    March 15, 2016 at 2:26 pm

    Hahaha hehe!! Loved this post, Kim! I don’t get it. I just don’t get it…his momentum is mind boggling. I’ll be surprised if he gets the woman’s vote. Great post. I just love your wit. xoxo

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      March 16, 2016 at 9:51 am

      I don’t get it either, Lisa.
      There is something in the air in America !! xx

  • Reply
    Beverly Diehl
    March 15, 2016 at 2:42 pm

    I actually do get the appeal. Who wouldn’t want a big strong daddy to make everything better, if you’re feeling scared and poor and racist?

    Only he’s not a big strong daddy, he couldn’t make things better, and his posturing is ridiculous. I’ve listened to horses fart out things that made more sense than what comes out of his mouth. Make Amurrica Great again – not till we shut down fools like this.

  • Reply
    My Inner Chick
    March 15, 2016 at 3:53 pm

    TEST))))

  • Reply
    Lisa Gordon
    March 15, 2016 at 4:01 pm

    I LOVE it!
    For me, it can be summed up in two words….
    Loose Cannon.
    He scares the daylights out of me.

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      March 16, 2016 at 3:53 pm

      Loose Cannon.
      Yeah, that pretty much says it all, Lisa. xx

  • Reply
    Elephant's Child
    March 15, 2016 at 5:00 pm

    Only fifteen?
    Hugs.

  • Reply
    marie
    March 16, 2016 at 7:13 am

    I can’t get around the idea that some people are listening to this guy..
    Awfully awful Kim.
    But love the spirit of your post!
    xoxo

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      March 17, 2016 at 4:04 pm

      What do people think in France? Do they think we are crazy? xxxx

  • Reply
    Jodi Aman
    March 16, 2016 at 9:20 am

    “really, really, really ______” LOL

    *Get involved!*

    Love you!

  • Reply
    Sandra
    March 16, 2016 at 12:06 pm

    Great post Kim! God help us if he is elected!

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      March 17, 2016 at 4:05 pm

      Sandra,
      God will intervene. I am sure of that! xx

  • Reply
    Nan
    March 16, 2016 at 12:17 pm

    Be fair then – give a 15 list on all the other candidates. Then give a 15 on who you like. Only showing the negative is exactly what those debates have been like.

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      March 17, 2016 at 4:06 pm

      Nan,
      you weren’t supposed to get mad at me! xx

  • Reply
    Dawn
    March 16, 2016 at 1:07 pm

    Too scared to even consider him being president. It just can not happen. Dangerous, loose cannon, loose lipped.

  • Reply
    Chris Carter
    March 16, 2016 at 1:37 pm

    YES YES YES YES!!!!! THANK YOU FOR THIS. I KNEW YOU WOULD BRING IT.

    Sharing this EVERYWHERE.

  • Reply
    Jann
    March 16, 2016 at 2:30 pm

    Oh yes!!! Soooooooo glad you posted this Kim. I’m terrified!

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      March 17, 2016 at 7:23 pm

      jann,
      what are the Italians saying over there? xx miss you.

  • Reply
    Debbie D
    March 16, 2016 at 2:36 pm

    Funny but true and I couldn’t agree more! We here in Canada are absolutely appalled and terrified of the prospect. President Trump would wreak havoc worldwide. 🙁
    Trump and Palin is even more terrifying!

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      March 18, 2016 at 5:15 am

      O,
      and I loooooooove your Prime Minister! Oh, My!! x

  • Reply
    Carrie Rubin
    March 16, 2016 at 2:42 pm

    Spray tan confused with a chemical weapon. Ha!

  • Reply
    Susan Boswell
    March 16, 2016 at 3:40 pm

    Woohoo Kim! Way to slam. I agree 100% except for the Sarah Palin thing. She hostages him too much. He will have to have someone he can boss around and Palin is too much of a wild card. It will be a “Christian conservative” or perhaps Chris Christi if he does not take another position.

    At least that’s my prediction. We will see.

    This embarrasses me to be an American.

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      March 18, 2016 at 5:16 am

      Oh, yeah,
      Chris Christi isn’t hanging around for nothin’ xxx

  • Reply
    Sandra
    March 16, 2016 at 8:25 pm

    Laughed OUT LOUD at #3 and #15, and said, “Ba-Bam!” at #15! This was awesome..and I’m so glad I’m not American right now even if the Canadian dollar is worth shit.
    Love your friend in Winnipeg, Manitoba

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      March 18, 2016 at 5:17 am

      How do you LOVE your beautiful Prime Minister?
      I think I’m in love! xx

  • Reply
    Corinne Rodrigues
    March 16, 2016 at 11:16 pm

    Ha ha… Love it. Even though I live in India, I dread the fall out that the world will face from having an ignorant, egomaniac in the White House!

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      March 18, 2016 at 5:17 am

      What do you hear about Trump over there, Corinne? xx

  • Reply
    Angie@Angie's Recipes
    March 17, 2016 at 2:15 am

    I have been wondering why he becomes so popular these days in the states….well, not a fan of Clinton, but Trump is even worse.

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      March 18, 2016 at 5:18 am

      Angie,
      I ‘m not sure what’s going on here.
      People want change, but not in the right ways, I guess. xx

  • Reply
    totally Caroline
    March 17, 2016 at 4:38 am

    Donald Trump is an evil racist mysoginist pig. I abhor that man. The fact that a troglodyte like that has made it this far is truly frightening. His slogan should be “make America white again.”

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      March 18, 2016 at 5:19 am

      Caroline,
      Who is voting for him? I think most of them are in the closet! xx

  • Reply
    Monica
    March 17, 2016 at 6:43 am

    Here’s another reason: Because when it comes to foreign policy he has admitted that the only adviser he relies on is himself on account that he has great ideas. And that’s what worries me.

    Besides, He’s a loose cannon, Palin’s a wild card, which means the two make a great political couple.

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      March 18, 2016 at 5:19 am

      HIMSELF))

      So damn scary and narcissistic! WOW. xx

  • Reply
    Debbie
    March 17, 2016 at 8:01 am

    HaHa, great satire, Kim! Perhaps we should be looking at the fact that, despite his flaws, at least he’s brought some interest to what sometimes is a boring political process?!!

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      March 18, 2016 at 5:20 am

      Debbie,
      I will agree w/ that.
      I even know what a electoral vote is now! HAAa. xx

  • Reply
    Barbara
    March 17, 2016 at 11:48 am

    I’ve been saying, this is not going to happen, but now I’m frightened it will. I don’t believe he can beat anyone on the left, but then…
    I love Trudeau!
    xob

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      March 18, 2016 at 5:20 am

      The Canadian PM?

      I LOooooooooooooooooooooooove him!!!!!! xxx

  • Reply
    Pat
    March 17, 2016 at 1:38 pm

    I LOVED this post – and #1 was my favorite! Donald scares me and I find it absolutely amazing that so many Christians are backing him. How they can justify supporting a racist, woman-hating, money (power) obsessed narcissist is beyond me!

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      March 18, 2016 at 8:24 am

      Pat,
      I don’t get it either.
      Is this saying something about our country?

      xx

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      March 18, 2016 at 2:17 pm

      Pat,
      I don’t get it.
      Who is voting for him??? xx

  • Reply
    Alexandra Rosas
    March 17, 2016 at 3:53 pm

    He’s an awful man. And when you consider how divided this country is RIGHT NOW, just don’t even think what it would be like if he took office. I don’t believe he should be allowed to run: his language, inciting violence and a call to riot if his nomination is not secured, should be enough to ban him. He is not eligible to run, not on the grounds of language that incites violence.

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      March 18, 2016 at 8:25 am

      Alexandra,
      I work for the school district & Trump is JUST LIKE
      the bullies on our playground.
      I’m very afraid. x

  • Reply
    valentine logar
    March 17, 2016 at 3:57 pm

    Despite the terror he induces in me, you had me giggling. Thank you for that.

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      March 18, 2016 at 8:26 am

      Val,
      my pleasure.
      Sometimes in life, we just need to giggle or we’d SOB our heads off. xx

  • Reply
    solidgoldcreativity
    March 17, 2016 at 4:51 pm

    Numbers 5 and 7 🙂 You’re funny when you’re mad. Don’t worry; your (already) great country will wake up in time. Maybe DT will also wake up in time.

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      March 18, 2016 at 8:27 am

      What do they say DOWN UNDER about America?

      xxxx

      • Reply
        solidgoldcreativity
        March 22, 2016 at 2:30 am

        People say stuff like “we don’t want to go down the American path” about whatever the subject the person is having a rant about 🙂 It’s all rubbish because everyone madly imitates everything American.

  • Reply
    Gretchen Kelly
    March 17, 2016 at 6:35 pm

    Perfect! Absolutely perfect! #15 sums it all up.

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      March 18, 2016 at 8:27 am

      Yep,
      I’m a bit nervous, Gretchen. Are you? x

  • Reply
    Gary Sidley
    March 18, 2016 at 2:08 am

    Kim, you concisely capture the essence of this man. I particularly enjoyed ‘Kim Jong-Un/ salmon sushi roll’ quip.

    And a plea from across the pond: please don’t make this man the most powerful being in the world!

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      March 18, 2016 at 2:19 pm

      Gary,
      what does Great Britain think?
      The MOST POWERFUL Person in the World))))
      Seriously?
      I’m SCARED. x

  • Reply
    Liz
    March 18, 2016 at 5:00 am

    AMEN!

  • Reply
    Dad
    March 18, 2016 at 9:27 am

    Between him, her, & Ted, I just don’t know. But I loved your reasons Kim.
    Love You
    Dad

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      March 18, 2016 at 2:19 pm

      Love you more, daddy.
      And I know you will be secretly voting for Donald?!!! xx

  • Reply
    TheKitchenLioness
    March 19, 2016 at 2:05 am

    Dear Kim, you are killing me this early Saturday morning – I am laughing at this but at the same time this is a rather serious issue – we are looking at Donald Trump from afar and are quite surprised, to say the least…
    Many hugs & many kisses from afar – you are simply the best!
    Andrea

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      March 19, 2016 at 6:40 am

      What is Germany saying about the horrid Donald?
      xx kiss from MN.

  • Reply
    PorkStar
    March 19, 2016 at 10:46 am

    haha, nice!!

    Well there’s plenty of reasons he shouldn’t be president and the very first one is, that he exists. That’s bad enough already.

  • Reply
    ladyfi
    March 21, 2016 at 12:02 pm

    Amen – I totally agree!

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      March 22, 2016 at 4:43 am

      I’m wondering what other countries think about us, Lady Fi? xx

  • Reply
    Lorraine @Not Quite Nigella
    March 22, 2016 at 12:53 am

    Ovation for you Kim!! What a great post. This is the first blog post I’ve read about Trump and I hope it isn’t the last. We’re watching from overseas with a mix of horror and disbelief. What he says is astounding and I am saddened that there is an audience for it.

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      March 22, 2016 at 4:44 am

      A HUGE audience, Lorraine.
      I believe the people assume this is a reality show or something! x

  • Reply
    Mandy
    March 22, 2016 at 3:21 am

    Well said Kim! Can you imagine if he became your president! EEK!
    Love to you darling Kim.
    🙂 Mandy xoxoxoxo

  • Reply
    Minnesota Prairie Roots
    March 22, 2016 at 12:20 pm

    Are you on Trump’s hate list yet? I predict you will be.

    I agree with you 100 percent. I am really afraid for our country if this man is elected President. I fail to understand how anyone can support him.

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      March 22, 2016 at 12:45 pm

      Hello, darling,
      I don’t believe in any kind of “HATE.”
      I don’t even hate my sister’s murderer…
      but I do believe people will be burning in HELL)) xx

  • Reply
    julie gardner
    March 23, 2016 at 8:18 am

    I love all of these but this?

    because he believes Kim Jong-Un is a salmon sushi roll

    is my favorite.

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      March 24, 2016 at 9:34 am

      –Kim Jong-Un SUCKSSSSSSSSSS!

      but I love you! x

  • Reply
    Jennie Goutet
    March 23, 2016 at 9:22 am

    Satirical, and yet I agree. 🙂

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      March 24, 2016 at 9:35 am

      Jennie,
      many people agree, but WHO oh WHO is voting for him? x

  • Reply
    Marcia @ Menopausal Mother
    March 24, 2016 at 9:49 pm

    This is AWESOME! Hey, I’m moving to Canada if he wins….

  • Reply
    Little Chickie
    March 25, 2016 at 5:40 pm

    Well Dear Kim,

    This year I may be voting for the lesser of two evils. The Trump Bump holds a good amount of discrepancies that can grate on the most liberal and most conservative of all of us.

    That being said, all I can say is I will continue to pray for God’s will in our next president to lead the US.

    And btw, I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants.

    Love ya more than chocolate raspberry chip chocolate cookies.

    Little Chickie

  • Reply
    kimberly
    March 26, 2016 at 8:23 am

    Canada laughs as we nervously continue to build wall — OMG who keeps voting for this guy?

  • Reply
    Liz
    March 26, 2016 at 1:29 pm

    Thanks for the giggle, Kim. Nut.case.

  • Reply
    leadership skills
    March 27, 2016 at 8:15 pm

    Hi, I totally agree… loved your post !

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    Anna @ shenANNAgans
    March 30, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    So many giggles had whilst reading this post, especially ‘he believes Kim Jong-Un is a salmon sushi roll’. 🙂 It is so disturbing watching as this flamin lunatic edges his way toward the American throne, although I shouldnt laugh too lound, our political situation isn’t much better.

  • Reply
    Kay G.
    May 3, 2016 at 7:38 am

    Oh dear, I will forever
    Think of congress as My bitch from now on! So funny because so true!

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