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Pet Peeves do not make good pets —Bo Bennet

 

 

  1. I hate that tiny bit of saliva resting on the side of your lip like a piece of costume jewelry.

 

  1. I hate when you begin every sentence with I and Me and My.

 

 

  1. I hate when you murder giraffes and lions and elephants to place the heads on your walls like trophies when,  in reality, they are your sins.

 

  1. I hate when you make a self righteous comment like this when you have NO “Fuckingidea who I am & what I’ve experienced.

 

*** If I may make a suggestion. As a former victim (9 years) of domestic violence, I truly understand your anger, but I believe you would gain better understanding and more response if you left out the foul language from your post.***

 

  1. I hate when you overuse the words, “Tolerance & Spirituality” until there is no longer meaning or substance.

 

  1. I hate when you stand too close.  If you want to kiss me,  just do it.

 

  1.  I hate your dull selfies with your idiotic fish lips.

 

  1. I hate when you ( who are you? )  delay the next season of Downton Abbey for 6 months.

 

  1. I hate when you don’t acknowledge me when I walk into a room.

 

10.   I hate that I’m not one of your writers for Orange is the New Black.

 

11 . I hate when you say the name of God in vain.

 

12  .I hate when you send a generic form notifying me that my essay doesn’t fit your needs at this time.

 

13.   I hate when you make me check a box at the doctor’s office:  45-55 years old.  Damn you.

 

14.  I hate your commercials with thin, big boobed, blonde, naked, Barbie winged women who look nothing like me.

 

15.   I hate when you say you’re kidding when you’re not.

 

16.    I hate when you don’t utilize your blinker.  How do I know which way you’re going to turn,  dumb ass?

 

17.    I hate when you say Popo when you should be saying Police.

 

18.   I hate when you say Vajaja when you should be saying Vagina.

 

19.  I hate you stomping on the American Flag.  I’d suggest if you have a problem with this country,  find a solution, or move to Afghanistan or Syria.

 

20.  I hate when you declare you’re a Christian,  yet you despise your neighbor.

 

21.  I hate when I’ve told you my story when, in truth, you didn’t deserve to hear it.

 

22.   I hate when you blame your horrendous, ugly behavior on your mama,  the media, and society when you should be looking in the mirror at yourself.

 

23.    I hate when you mark your jeans with stupid sizes when the tags should affirm:   Fabulous.    Curvy.    Sexy.    You are a REAL woman!

 

    –Reader,  what are some of your pet peeves?   xx


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  • Reply
    Debbie
    May 4, 2015 at 1:33 pm

    4, 7,11, and 20!!!! I’m with you there!!!!
    Mine is also people who want to put
    Me into their schedule, or crabby faces in the morning!!!
    Love you, Beautiful
    XOXOXOXOXO

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    nan @ lbddiaries
    May 4, 2015 at 1:37 pm

    Truly an *Amen* list! I sometimes hate that I have to “walk in love” because God is the Avenger and Revenger when I’d just love to help Him out, just a wee bit, just this one time, please?? But alas, no. And yes, His ways are better and my stomach isn’t full of acid from hatred, so OK. He wins.

    There isn’t much I hate anymore except maybe ugly prejudice, intolerance, and stupid people who use the fact of their 9 years domestic abuse as an excuse to chastise you. That ticks me off – anyone who uses something ugly in their life to make their point. Kinda means they don’t really have one if they can’t make the point without bringing that up. Like her domestic abuse makes her point valid. My thought is, if they don’t like the profanity, stop reading the blog – and for sure don’t look at how many people comment how much you’ve helped them!
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    Carrie Rubin
    May 4, 2015 at 1:38 pm

    No beating around the bush here! I love your honesty and energy. And I’m with you on #13. Ugh.
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    Barbara Hammond
    May 4, 2015 at 1:47 pm

    Good list! I particularly liked #4! You tell ’em!
    xob
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    totsymae1011
    May 4, 2015 at 2:40 pm

    You hate sentences that start with Me and I? Ever had a conversation and it’s ALL about I and me? That quickly loses my interest. That’s when go into ADD mode.
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      My Inner Chick
      May 5, 2015 at 4:58 am

      TOTs,
      I am with SO many people who talk about themselves that I get exhausted. Take a breath, man. I find this quite narcissistic. xxx
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    Elephant's Child
    May 4, 2015 at 3:04 pm

    Oh yes.
    And I hate it when you make me feel like a failure because I cannot do something you find easy.
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    Sandra
    May 4, 2015 at 3:23 pm

    #7!!!! Also on that same line of thinking is when people point at each other in a picture. Why?
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    Joan Peterson
    May 4, 2015 at 3:52 pm

    Dear Kim,

    Not wanting to start my sentence with an “I” let me just say – ditto.
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    lisa thomson-the great escape
    May 4, 2015 at 4:35 pm

    OH, what a delight. I don’t know what it is about pet peeve, ranting posts but I truly love them, especially yours, Kim!

    I hate when you take the last piece of cake, pie, popcorn, cookie….without asking anyone else if they would like some.
    I hate when you get angry when I disagree with you
    I hate that you used me then threw me away.
    I hate short pants with strings hanging off the bottom
    I hate your sarcastic, digging remarks that you hide as a joke.

    M’kay. I guess I had some things I had to get off my chest (so to speak).
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    Porkstar
    May 4, 2015 at 5:09 pm

    ha, pretty on point.
    Number 1 and 7… especially and I’ll keep number 6 in mind. 🙂
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    Debbie
    May 4, 2015 at 5:23 pm

    Great list, Kim! I might add Stupidity, in any form; Ignorance, when there’s no excuse; Lack of Concern and Caring. I hate when people go all self-righteous, when they say they know exactly how you’re feeling (when, of course, they don’t), when they say they’ll do something and then don’t, when they promise to love you forever and bail at the first opportunity. I better stop while I’m ahead!! Hugs to you from getting-ready-to-be-stormy Central Illinois!
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    Chris Carter
    May 4, 2015 at 6:33 pm

    I hate when you find anything you can to bitch and moan and complain about, whether that is reading blog posts (troll) or using social media to start your own fires in the name of projected rage from the need to be heard- ignorance and arrogance are a lethal and ugly combination. I hate both separately and together.
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    Valentine Logar
    May 4, 2015 at 6:49 pm

    I love you.

    I hate when you look at me sideways then pretend you don’t see me, as if I don’t exist because I don’t fit your version of beautiful.

    I hate my demons, who still come out to play and remind me they never left.

    I hate those who ask why I didn’t leave.
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    Balroop Singh
    May 4, 2015 at 8:14 pm

    I hate hypocrisy.
    I hate pretenders and liars.
    I hate violence in all forms.
    I hate those who try to belittle my view.
    I hate those who try to crush freedom of thought and expression.
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    Jeri
    May 4, 2015 at 8:54 pm

    My current pet peeve would be all the people who don’t pop and/or spray the dandelions in their yards!!!! Argh, drives me batty…
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    Monica
    May 4, 2015 at 11:01 pm

    Great list. I’m with you on number 13, but I’m in a higher age group which is absolutely terrifying to me. Be thankful you’re still in 45-55. What I call, the good old days. 😉
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    ladyfi
    May 5, 2015 at 12:06 am

    What a great list of pet peeves! I really dislike it when people are disrespectful and rude.
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    Jann
    May 5, 2015 at 2:05 am

    Ah, you made me laugh, Kim. Yes, yes yes to #13, or to anyone who asks my age… grrrrr. And I’m pretty much with you on all the others, too–tho, if you come to Sicily, you’ll find that everyone stands way too close. (I’m used to it now, and even love it.) I won’t even start with my list of personal pet peeves–it would ruin my mood to have to think about them!
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    Mandy
    May 5, 2015 at 2:24 am

    Yes, Yes, Yes, I am with you on every single point except 10. I don’t want to be on of the writers for Orange is the New Black. 😀
    I absolutely love these posts Kim. I love that you are so honest. I love that you are so brave. I love that you give me a voice.
    Love you dear friend.
    🙂 Mandy xoxoxo
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    debbie
    May 5, 2015 at 3:27 am

    I hate when you drive right on top of the back of my car and expect me to just move because I’m not driving fast enough for you.
    I hate when conversations, no matter what they are about, are turned around and become all about you.
    Loved this post Kim!!!
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      My Inner Chick
      May 5, 2015 at 8:08 pm

      Debbie,
      YESSSSSSSS. It seems to me that more people are “I/ME” people than not. Too bad. xxx

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    Vidya Sury
    May 5, 2015 at 5:19 am

    I love your humor and your straight-from-the-heart posts, Kim. And I hate it when people lie, say what they don’t mean, make promises they have no intentions of keeping and are unkind and mean when they don’t have to be.
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    Marie
    May 5, 2015 at 6:42 am

    Fabulous as always Kim.
    I hate people who look at me, thinking “poor thing”
    I hate people, men in general, treating my girlfriends badly
    I hate “likes” in writing challenges; the more likes you get, the best chance you have to win, even if your piece of work is bullshit.
    And I hate people who think they know better what you’ve been through and start judging you. I am on with you on #4.
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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    Alison
    May 5, 2015 at 7:30 am

    I hate soup slurpers.
    I can’t stand rudeness.
    People’s sense of entitlement pisses me off.
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    countingducks
    May 5, 2015 at 9:54 am

    Gulp. I’m wondering who that was directed to. Pet peeves. Hmmm Yesss. Now come on Peter. Gotta be a load of them somewhere. AH yes. How about cyclists who ride along on the pavement too fast and alarm people. I’ve always found that to be a bit rude. Of course, you can chuck in pomposity and self=importance because I really hate those two, but possibly they don’t count here.

    What I can tell you is, even when you rant you make me smile, and that is pretty remarkable in itself. Especially after Man U have lost three games on the trot!
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    Dad
    May 5, 2015 at 2:30 pm

    Kim ,I agree with you on most of your pet peeves.
    I hate when people use the pro nouns I and Me.
    When they say whatever ——— They are not interested what you have to say.
    It is what it is————- It isn’t what it is most of the time.
    To each his own.
    I hate bad manners , Rude, or impolite people. Etc.
    Love you
    Dad

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    Phil
    May 5, 2015 at 4:40 pm

    I myself can relate to many of these. Keeping it real! #19 especially.

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    Phil
    May 5, 2015 at 4:40 pm

    I myself can relate to many of these. Keeping it real! #19 especially. People need to realize how good they got it here compared to other countries.
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    Renee Johnson
    May 5, 2015 at 6:25 pm

    Good ones! I’d add:
    I hate it when you set your submissions forms to only accept those with secret key words, like my name is JK Rowling, in order to pretend you are accepting new clients when in fact you are not.
    I hate it when those rejection forms come in three seconds after I’ve hit send, knowing you couldn’t have read the email query, much less the attachment you requested.
    I hate it when you then excuse your behavior by announcing how busy you are, as if I had to pull myself from the hammock on the beach where I’ve been resting for weeks and weeks with nothing to do but research how busy you are.
    Okay, thanks for letting me get that out of my system! Deep cleansing breaths….
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    Karen Sosnoski
    May 5, 2015 at 7:42 pm

    I love your posts.
    I love your #20 because I hate this too.
    Also, I hate it when people refuse or discourage help, then complain about all they have to do and how no one helps them.
    I hate it when friends, FRIENDS, ask is my book out yet and we’ve just talked about it last week and I’ve told them it’s a long process and wouldn’t I say something if it was indeed out?
    I hate it when schools/people think they’re inclusive because kids with special needs are in PE, Art and lunch with kids in Gen Ed.
    I hate it when people think it’s cute, funny, or amazing when people age 50 and above act young and stupid or young and sexy–act young. To be ageist isn’t even self-serving, since we all get old if we live long enough. Duh.
    There are a lot of things I love though including people who are Christian and know they’re not personally Jesus/who make an attempt to walk the talk; when friends understand or want to learn about creative processes especially if they have their own; people who are curious about others and who go off script to find out about people who are different from themselves; people who don’t put unnecessary limits on themselves or others. Writers who muscle through the pain and shit, like you, Kim!

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    Angie@Angie's Recipes
    May 5, 2015 at 8:00 pm

    I can relate to so many of them!! No.13….gosh, I am getting closer to that…
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    Anna @ shenANNAgans
    May 5, 2015 at 11:08 pm

    All the yes, with you on all the points except 8 & 10. Who the heck calls the police a popo? Is that Gen Y speak?
    Kim, you really are a treasure, and I am grateful to have found your fine self. You remind me to be honest, and to own my awesome, even if it is a bit weird. Hope you are having a great week lovely lady. Squishy hugs headed across the oceans. xox
    PS: I hate people that drive crazy close to cyclists to frighten them. Oh, and I really hate people that swear really loudly in a restaurant or bar.
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    Totally caroline
    May 6, 2015 at 5:43 am

    I hate when people say “I’ll try” instead of “I will” to me it is a total cop out and iteans that they won’t try at all 🙁

    P.s isn’t Orange is the new Black Devine?!?! New season starts June 12!!! Woo hoo 🙂
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    Deborah Batterman
    May 6, 2015 at 10:09 am

    Well — I will say that drivers who take up two parking spaces have a way of getting to me.

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    Dana
    May 6, 2015 at 12:50 pm

    Oh, I have plenty of pet peeves…I just try not to let them make me crazy!
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    Hotly Spiced
    May 6, 2015 at 7:22 pm

    Definitely I hate those generic letters. And people who stand too close – have they not heard of personal space??? xx
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    my inner chick
    May 8, 2015 at 9:12 am

    Chcck.
    is this working? Love, Me.
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    Charlene Ross
    May 8, 2015 at 1:36 pm

    What I DON’T hate? You! (I LOVE you!)

    What I do hate?
    Parking lots
    When you forget that we’ve met (multiple times)
    When you don’t get my sense of humor. (I’m fucking funny, dammit!)
    When your company outsources it’s customer service department. (Those people NEVER get my humor!)

    xoxo
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    Dana
    September 10, 2015 at 9:26 am

    This was cathartic to read…

    I’m not sure I hate anything. Sure, I get annoyed by certain behaviors, but hating just takes too much energy (which I happen to not have to spare these days).

    So, things that annoy me:
    – Lying
    – Being willfully ignorant on a subject and then spouting off about it on all platforms – social media, in person, etc.
    – Entitled behavior – No, you don’t get to be on your phone at work just because you feel like it. Stare at the wall if you have nothing to do, but this is the company’s time, not yours!
    – Not being considerate enough to proof read your email, document, etc. If I have to read it, it better be written without misspelled words or terrible grammar. Please.
    – “Driving” while texting, reading posts, checking Facebook, etc. You’re putting so many people in danger with your inconsiderate behavior.

    So, I suppose, just generally jerky behavior is what gets to me. We all have to share this space, let’s try to be decent and kind to one another.

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