–An old boyfriend once told me I should lose 20 pounds to look like my girl-friend, Jeanie. He hasn’t been seen since 1980 — Kim Sisto Robinson
1. Babe, you’re going to be really pumped; I bought you a membership for Anytime Fitness. You can start immediately!
2. Holy shit, you mean today is Valentine’s Day?
3. You know your friend, Terri? Yeah, the one who works at Texas Roadhouse. Don’t you think her ass resembles Jennifer Lopez’s?
4. Hey, I have a great idea, lets go to the film, The Interview, instead of Wild.
5. Did you just have a hot flash…or did you start jogging again?
6. Well, that’s interesting, I had no idea they added extra padding to the back of yoga pants.
7. Oh, No! The soccer tournament lands on our anniversary. Could you cancel our reservation at Belisios for the following week?
- Do you really want that second slice of French Silk Pie?
- This roast chicken would be outstanding if it wasn’t burnt.
10. Is the “Victoria Secret Special” on Eastern or Standard time?
—Darlings, what has your hubs/partner said that drove you INSANE?! Enlighten me.
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—–Favorite Post this week: Incarcerated by Susan Spicegood Boswell
—-Lastly, I love you! xx