1. I can scream my
bloody head off and nobody can tell me to shut the fuck up. (at least, verbally!) Stop rolling your eyes, Mr. L.
2. Since it’s my
domain, after all, I can shoot photos of
my idiot cat reading books and digging though the garbage can just for the hell
of it & 50 people will comment on how absolutely adorable he is. He.
3. I can
appreciate other bloggers who are utterly, beautifully, wonderfully as crazy as
I am. I love to read raw, authentic
blogs. You know, the kind where the heart is still beating
upon the page.
4. I can walk up to
people at a Madonna concert and say– “Hey,
can I take a photo of you for my blog?” They all said YES.
The Real Madonna! WOW!
5. I can cut open up
my vein and allow the blood to pour all over the syllables, consonants and
verbs. O, My, I do do do worship V E R B S.
6. The only editor
I need worry about it “ME.” So, SHuuuUT UP about my dangling modifiers.
7. I can introduce
the world to my sister, Kay, so they can
love love love her too.
8. If readers are
nasty, insufferable, or yucky, I can
simply delete them from my virtual universe.
Take that, biatch!
10. I can read
comments like this from the Middle East:
“My name is Nicole, I’m from Lebanon. As a victim of domestic violence and abuse, still living in the same situation, i want to thank you for this post.” (btw, Nicole is now out of her violent situation!!!!!)
11. I can promote
my cause, influence minds, & encourage proactivism.
12. I can rise up rise up rise up with words —because my
13. I can meet
other bloggers face to face, skin to
skin, eye to eye.
Counting Ducks from LONDON! LOVE! we met in Waterloo!
Wild Child Mama came to Kay’s Walk to END domestic violence!
—-Darling, Reader, if you blog, WHY do you do it? If you read blogs, what gives you fulfillment? xxXx
–This blog was inspired by my friend from India whom I love more than pink cotton candy melting in gold sunlight: Vidya Sury!
–More about my sister & soul mate, Kay HERE!