1.Â Â At my house, Iâ€™m
definitely not identified as a â€śdomestic goddess.â€ť Let me put it this way, Mr. Liverpool
loves my cooking & cleaning so much DID NOT marry me for my household abilities and
And that goes for washing clothing, as well.
For example, I put his expensive sweater in the dryer and
when I took it out, it had surprisingly- shrunk and shriveled into a 4 toddler
size.Â I believe that was the first time
(as an adult) I wet my pants.
When I showed Mr. L the minimized sweater, the only words
that spilled from my mouth were, â€śI guess we can save it for our grand children
if we ever have any.â€ť
I then proceeded to pee my pants from laughing, snorting,
and falling to the floor.
2.Â Â Â I have NEVER,
EVER ever used the Lordâ€™s name in vain.
And I cringe when I hear others that do–however, I say fuck occasionally.Â Is this wishy washy of me?
3.Â Â Â Sometimes I miss
my sister so much, I feel as if I canâ€™t take one more minute of this pain, this
hopelessness, this loneliness, this ridiculousness.
Sometimes I die.Â Sometimes
I live.Â Sometimes I wear a mask to fit
in with the rest of the universe.
4.Â Â Â Â I love earrings and other jewelry that
resemble blue ice.Â What would Freud say?
5.Â Â Â Â Iâ€™ve watched
these movies more than 5 times:
The American President,
The Mirror Has Two Faces,Â The
Family Stone, Out of Africa,Â Terms of
Endearment, Erin Brockovich, Â The Virgin
Queen, Â & Working Girl.
What do you think they all have in common?
6.Â Â Â I bake as
therapy.Â It appears to be better than
Prozac Wine , but makes your ass and chin much larger.
7.Â Â Â My newest
hero.Â Do you agree or disagree that Jennifer Livingston took advantage
of this platform to talk directly to her bully, intimidator, creep, asshole, or
whatever youâ€™d like to term him?
–Dear Reader:Â Â What do you think of Jennifer Livingston?Â Do you think she is overreacting?Â Do you have a movie that you’ve watched more than 5 times?Â Have you watched the Virgin Queen yet?Â I LOoooooooooVE!