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Little Bastard


 

–Mr. Liverpool and I went to
Saint Shirley’s today for my brother’s birthday.

She serves gorgeous slices of white spongy
cake.

You know, the kind of cake with that thick-
silky- sugary-fluffy-butter cream frosting?

“Kimmy, do you want a piece?   She smiles,
passing me a plate.

“Not now, Mama.” I say.

“You sure?”

“Yep.”

“Okay, I’ll send some for the kids.”

On the way home, Mr. Liverpool asks:
“Did Saint Shirley send cake with you?”

I hesitate.     I mean, Why should he care?

I don’t want to tell him I have two gigantic
slices hidden in my purse cause I want to lick eat the frosting later with some diet
coke.

 

All.   By.   Myself.

I don’t want to tell him I’m addicted,
obsessed, and outrageously excited to eat every. single. drop. of that thick-
silky- sugary- fluffy-  butter cream
frosting…

…while watching Netflix.

 

Finally I say,  “No.”

Yes, I’m a
very naughty girl.

 

Anyhow,

When Mr. Liverpool
Finally goes to bed, I turn on the Swedish Version of “Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.”

 

Which kicks some serious ass, by
the way.

 

I seize my cake, diet coke, and
get all comfy on the couch.

 

With a fork, I  slowly
devour savor and scrape the frosting off both pieces.

 

I conceal the rest in the
garbage can.

 

Waaaaaay down to the bottom.

 

Early next morning, Mr.
Liverpool comes into the bedroom and says,
“Kim, wake up.  I want to show you
something.”

 

“Are you serious?” I say.  “It’s 5:30.”

 

I drag my butt out of bed and go
into the living room.

 

What do I see?

 

Charlie, otherwise known as Little Bastard is eating Saint Shirley’s
sponge cake in the middle of the carpet.

 

Crumbs are spread out all over
the damn place.

 

I can feel Mr. Liverpool’s smirk
burning thru my skin.

 

“BUuuuuuSTED!”  He laughs.

 

I just let Little Bastard keep
eating.

But I’m seriously considering placing him in a home for Wicked Evil Cats.

 

Dearpink lips Reader,  what have you been busted for recently?  Do you have any mischievous pets?

~~~~Classic Kick Ass Buttercream Frosting

 


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116 Comments

  • Reply
    Lola
    February 15, 2012 at 4:23 pm

    So you only eat the icing, huh? That reminds me of one of my girl cousins who does the same thing. Years ago, I was at a wedding with her and she scraped the icing off her cake leaving it bald and pathetic looking. As I ate mine the RIGHT way, equal part icing and cake in every bite, I said to her, “What are you doing? Why aren’t you eating the CAKE?” She looks down at the mutilated thing sitting on her plate and says, “Who the hell would want to eat THAT?”
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      My Inner Chick
      February 16, 2012 at 6:59 am

      –Dear Lola,
      Ever hear the expression “Icing on the Cake?”
      there’s a reason for that, girlfriend.
      It’s the BESTEST. Xxx
      I’ve been know to lick the icing off of several cakes, puddings, brownies, etc….
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    Sandra
    February 15, 2012 at 4:32 pm

    Too funny!
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    elizabeth
    February 15, 2012 at 4:46 pm

    Kim- that made me laught out loud. I read it to Walter and did my own version of the word – “busted.” too funny. next time take it outside or eat it all! xxx

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      My Inner Chick
      February 16, 2012 at 7:01 am

      Dear e,
      I am sure you could relate somehow.
      What version of the word “Busted” did you use? Just curious. Xxx Love
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    Jann Huizenga
    February 15, 2012 at 4:54 pm

    Kim, this was HYSTERICAL. I think everyone can identify with guilty pleasures. I get that way when I have a (rather large) package of Twizzlers. I have to be alone, reading something good, and then I light into them like a madwoman. It’s like a dog with a bone going to hide away. (Is it a primordial instinct that we’re afraid someone will grab it from us?)
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      My Inner Chick
      February 16, 2012 at 7:02 am

      HaaaHAa..

      Jann, I love Twizzlers, too. But they must be RED.

      Xxx Kiss for you flowing to Italy.
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    Joan
    February 15, 2012 at 4:55 pm

    I love this one. Thanks for writing it. You ARE a naughty girl but “Little Bastard” is even naughtier. I have had many naughty cats but none as bad as “Little Bastard.”
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      My Inner Chick
      February 16, 2012 at 7:03 am

      –I shall send Little Bastard to visit you, Joan.

      What time do you want him delivered? Haaa

      Xxx
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    MommaKiss
    February 15, 2012 at 4:55 pm

    Oh, do I ever have a wicked pet. 9 year old yellow lab. He’s been chewing lately. A lot. Because he’s home alone longer lately. A lot. Poor thing. Eats hockey pucks, softballs, #1 Foam Fingers, boys toys. Killin me. Killin me softly.

    p.s. next time? Wrap the evidence in paper towel, then in a bag, then in another bag. Pet and People proof.
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      My Inner Chick
      February 16, 2012 at 7:04 am

      —-that is fuuuunny!

      He eats Hockey Pucks? Oh Noooooo.

      Are they chocolate covered?

      Xx
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    Linda Medrano
    February 15, 2012 at 4:57 pm

    Little bastard is right!

    I’m with you on the icing. OMG I love that stuff. the cake I can take or leave. xxooxx

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    Carly
    February 15, 2012 at 5:04 pm

    I do this with chocolates! I shared the box I got for Valentines and totally regret it. It only lasted a day! That cake sounds amazing!! At least the cat only got the crumbs. 🙂

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      My Inner Chick
      February 16, 2012 at 7:05 am

      -Carly,
      You shared your chocolates?!

      You are much sweeter than I !! Xx
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    Debbie
    February 15, 2012 at 5:28 pm

    I would have to eat the cake too! Couldn’t dare leave it behind….do you have a garbage disposal? Just an idea!!!!
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      My Inner Chick
      February 16, 2012 at 7:07 am

      ~~~Debbie,
      I do not have a garbage disposal.

      But I’d love one!

      Little Bastard would probably lose a paw in that baby! xx
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    nan @ lbddiaries
    February 15, 2012 at 5:43 pm

    I’m sorry – what was the question? I am laughing so hard my sides ache and my eyes are watering and I LOVE YOUR CAT. You do know that if you hadn’t lied, the devil wouldn’t have gotten into the cat and forced LB to search and seek out evidence???? There is no other explanation because if there was, you would NEVER have been so unprofessional (as a sneak-eater) as to put the cake in the bottom of the trash where the nosy cat with a history of wickedness would find it. You would have gone outside and thrown it over the fence. Trust me, I know what I’m talking about here.
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      My Inner Chick
      February 16, 2012 at 7:10 am

      –HaaaaHAAaaaa.

      Little Bastard is not called Little Bastard for nothin’.

      This cake incident is only part of his shinadigans. ( love that word. is it spelled right?)

      Xxxx Kissss
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    Bridget
    February 15, 2012 at 6:53 pm

    Cat’s are evil. Next time put the evidence in a ziplock bag so he won’t be able to smell it. Not that I’ve ever done something crazy like that…
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      My Inner Chick
      February 16, 2012 at 7:12 am

      –Thanks for the advice, B. xx
      … Little Bastard will probably open it w/ his 14 claws.

      Yes. He has 7 fingers on each paw! WTF xx
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    Alison@Mama Wants This
    February 15, 2012 at 7:09 pm

    Hahahahahaha!! Damn you Charlie!
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    Rachel (Totally Ovar It)
    February 15, 2012 at 7:58 pm

    I was recently busted for my eBay addiction. The old “it’s always been in my closet” excuse so did not fly. I also have a affinity for for cake as well!
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      My Inner Chick
      February 16, 2012 at 7:13 am

      Rachel
      –E Bay. Do you buy stuff?

      I have too many addictions …. including frosting!

      My ass will tell you!

      Xxx
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    Jessica
    February 15, 2012 at 8:12 pm

    What a bastard cat! My dog would probably do the same thing.

    Maybe there should be a place we can send bad animals so they can all hang out together.
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      My Inner Chick
      February 16, 2012 at 7:15 am

      Jessica,
      Yes, A little farm for evil, wicked, asshole pets!!

      They can all eat cake all day long… Haaa xxx
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    Helene
    February 15, 2012 at 8:13 pm

    Oh man, that is funny!!! I have a wicked evil cat too if that makes you feel any better.

    That pic is priceless though. Almost as if he’s saying, “Yeah, I ate your cake, beotch!”
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      My Inner Chick
      February 16, 2012 at 7:16 am

      —Helene,
      Yes. I have a feeling Little Bastard has definitely called me a Biaaatch in meow talk before!!

      You see, he’s in love w/ Mr. Liverpool. Not me.

      Xxx
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    Grumpy Grateful Mom
    February 15, 2012 at 9:29 pm

    Hahaha! He is much to sweet to be in the home for wicked evil cats AND it sounds like you share a similar passion. Me too. I recently ate the frosting off of a big portion of chocolate cake. I didn’t even try to be stealth. My husband knows me too well!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      February 16, 2012 at 9:38 am

      Oh, Grumpy,
      I skim ALL of the chocolate frosting off of EVERYTHING.

      I think I may have issues. haaa cc

  • Reply
    Monica
    February 15, 2012 at 10:22 pm

    That cat is a turncoat! Etu, Charlie?

    So hilarious, Kim!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      February 16, 2012 at 9:39 am

      –Monica,
      I think I shall have him stuffed very soon. Haaaaaaaaaaaa. Xx

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    Vidya Sury
    February 15, 2012 at 11:11 pm

    🙂 Hmm….I bought some clothes that I stashed in my cupboard and forgot about for a week. Then when I wore one, I felt a little silly because I usually show my folks whatever I buy and they always tease me about it. Sigh. Addicted to clothes. Not as much as before though 😀

    I am trying to imagine the look on your face when you saw Charlie enjoying the cake 🙂

    Hilarious

    Hugs and love!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      February 16, 2012 at 9:41 am

      Vidya,
      Charlie has most definitely earned his name…(( L. B.))

      Lets see some photos of you modeling your clothes, Pleeeease. Xx

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    Elephant's Child
    February 15, 2012 at 11:36 pm

    I love it. And when you find the home for Wicked Evil (but enchanting) Cats can you send me the address. I was checking my email this morning (in my dressing gown) when Jazz went past. On his way back he slashed at my thigh which immediately starting p’ssing blood, as he sauntered away. Purring.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      February 16, 2012 at 9:43 am

      Oooo, the purring peeing pussing panther. Is he okay?

      I love those kitty kats.

      Do you want Little Bastard?

      *I shall send you him !! Haaaaaaa xxx

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    Mandy - The Complete Cook Book
    February 16, 2012 at 12:02 am

    Too funny – I really don’t mean to laugh darling Kim but you know how I love fur children and yours clearly bust you BIG TIME – little bugger, blissfully unaware of what he has done – he is just eating cake and wandering what all the fuss is about.
    Have a beautiful day.
    🙂 Mandy xo
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      February 16, 2012 at 9:44 am

      Mandy,
      Can I see some photos of your furry children, please?

      Xx Have a great Thursday, Dearest. Xx What do they do in South Africa on Thursdays?

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        Mandy - The Complete Cook Book
        February 19, 2012 at 12:53 pm

        I will take as many picture of my fur babies as I can for you Kim and do a post for you! You will have to be a little patient as they are the most uncooperative models in the world! It is quite a task to get just one decent shot of each of them. xoxoxo
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    Lorraine @ Not Quite Nigella
    February 16, 2012 at 1:39 am

    LOL that’s a great story Kim! And you are a woman after my own heart as I LOVE the Swedish version of GWADT!! And I also lick frosting off cake 😛 xxx
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      February 16, 2012 at 9:45 am

      –Dearest Lorraine,
      Gosh, we’d have a good time together!!! :)))

      I Loved the Swedish version. I LOVE the character. She is my hero. xx

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    Emily
    February 16, 2012 at 3:38 am

    Nooooo!!! Your perfect moment! (Darn cat!)
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      February 16, 2012 at 9:45 am

      Haaaaaaaaa,

      He is indeed a Bastard Cat!xx

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    totsymae1011
    February 16, 2012 at 3:54 am

    You certainly have your share of adventures with the cat.

    On the other hand, was the icing good, like on decorating the outside of your mouth and on the tip of your nose kinda good?

    Can’t even get your sweet tooth on on the down low. Been outed by a cat!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      February 16, 2012 at 9:46 am

      Outed by a Cat!

      YES!

      And I wonder why I can’t lose that last 10 pounds!!! XxxKISS

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    Lady Fi
    February 16, 2012 at 4:06 am

    Oooo – you ARE naughty! But that cake sounds utterly irresistible!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      February 16, 2012 at 10:02 am

      Yes, Quite irresistible, Lady Fi.

      Xxx

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    Hilary
    February 16, 2012 at 4:59 am

    I can so see this exact scene play out in my house…. Frosting is the best… Alex eats everything…
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      February 16, 2012 at 9:48 am

      We should introduce Alex to Charlie, L. B.

      I think they’d like one another….and they are about the same age, too, so
      they’d have lots of Cat Stories to meow about.

      Xxx

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    Ellen
    February 16, 2012 at 5:05 am

    OMG, I almost spit out my coffee. 🙂 That is hilarious, Kim. I don’t have any mischievous pets, and I’m not given to closet eating anymore, but I can’t say such things haven’t occurred in the past. 😉 xo
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      February 16, 2012 at 9:49 am

      –Dear, Ellen,
      Perhaps this is the reason I do not fit into my jeans anymore!

      Too much damn frosting!! Xxxx

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    Kimberly
    February 16, 2012 at 6:03 am

    You know what I say:
    Time to put him down.
    Kidding kidding….
    My dog gets into the garbage all the time. He mostly goes in there to eat the used kleenex. I know. Weird mofo.
    xoxo
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      February 16, 2012 at 9:50 am

      –Kimberly,

      I shall stuff him and send him to you.

      What is your address in Canada?

      Haaaaaaaaaa Many Kisses xxx

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    Dad
    February 16, 2012 at 6:29 am

    Kim, How about the chop cuey?
    Love You
    Dad

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      February 16, 2012 at 9:51 am

      Daddy,
      Explain yourself!!

      Love you MORE than a million billion gazillion pieces of buttercream cake.

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    Irene
    February 16, 2012 at 6:52 am

    I’m still trying to figure out why I don’t get notifications of your new posts until 5 years later.

    Little Bastard cat looks like my Brat Face! They could be related!

    Kitty has a sweet tooth!

    Just tell Mr. Liverpool you were saving himself from a hypoglycemic seizure. That you hid the cake in his best interest.

    Yeah, right.

    You’ll just have to have Saint Shirley make another cake!

    Why do moms always make the best desserts?
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      February 16, 2012 at 9:52 am

      –Saint Shirley is the reason I do not fit into my jeans.

      And L. B. is the reason I’ve be outed. Damn him.

      How are you, Dear? xx

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    Wild Child Mama
    February 16, 2012 at 7:05 am

    Hahahahahaha!! That sneaky little kitty, outting you. I wonder if Little Bastard even enjoyed that cake, he knew what he was doing!
    Sometimes I will sneak a little chocolate when my kids are around. I have to be very sneaky about it or they will see it, ask what I’m eating, and ultimately end up begging me for some. So I try not to let them in on it. Oh, wait, of course there is shopping. There have been a few times when I just won’t mention the new shirt or pair of florescent pink rainboots with cute black bows on them that were on sale and I couldn’t pass up. Those items will just slide right into my closet.

    That cake sure sounded delicious! mmmmmm!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      February 16, 2012 at 9:54 am

      Hey, Wild Mama,

      Yes!! I slide those little secret items in my closet, too.

      I’m also addicted to Black Boots.

      Your pink rainboots sound Awesome 🙂

      Mr. Liverpool never knows! Unless he is reading this right now! haaa

      Love to you, Dear Mama. Xx

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    Pat Scattergood
    February 16, 2012 at 7:48 am

    Woohoo! I bet your blood sugar took flight. I would have eaten cake and frosting. I think you get an award for not doing that.

    That sweet cat looks so innocent.

    Thanks for making me laugh.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      February 16, 2012 at 9:55 am

      Hey, Pat,
      I guess looks can be VERY decieving, can’t they?

      I looooove that I made you laugh, dearest. Xxx

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    Tia
    February 16, 2012 at 7:55 am

    That cracks me up:)
    Love ya!

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      February 16, 2012 at 9:56 am

      I love you more, Cat Lady!! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa xxxxx

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    Adriana Iris
    February 16, 2012 at 8:22 am

    oh Kim you have the cat and I have this dog that I have no idea what to do with. LOL.
    Hubby says the only thing that saves him is that he is cute.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      February 16, 2012 at 9:57 am

      Dear Adriana,
      Yes. Being cute Helps treeeeemendously!

      And L. B. Is old, too 🙂

      ….So we sort of feel sorry for him.

      How are you? xxxx

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    Beverly Diehl
    February 16, 2012 at 9:13 am

    Love Little Bastard. ROFL that you got busted by your Wicked Evil Cat.

    Yes yes on the guilty pleasures. Have to admit I have had a lifelong “thing” for frosting. Buttercream, cream cheese, milk chocolate…. Bring it, bay-bee.

    My ex didn’t care for sweets. (Reason 1001 he is my ex.)
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      February 16, 2012 at 9:58 am

      –Beverly,
      Perhaps one day we can get together for buttercream cupcakes and Merlot!!

      xx How Fun!

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    Ameena
    February 16, 2012 at 9:40 am

    I love it! I’m guilty of putting things in my purse too – and not telling anybody about it! 🙂

    Happy belated Valentine’s Day!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      February 16, 2012 at 10:00 am

      Ameena,

      There is a reason I carry LARGE purses!

      btw, was that a Chanel wallet in you bag? Just curious! Xx

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    Kim Pugliano
    February 16, 2012 at 10:04 am

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is EXACTLY what would happen to me.

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      February 16, 2012 at 10:09 am

      Kim,
      Glad you can relate, Sister 🙂 Xxxx I can never get away w/ ANYTHING!

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    Sandy Webb
    February 16, 2012 at 10:40 am

    LMAO…..Damn Cat!!!!

    Reason #1 my trash can is under the kitchen sink.
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      My Inner Chick
      February 16, 2012 at 10:42 am

      —Haaaaa, Sandy,

      Mine will not Fit 🙂 Xx

      did you dog come home…??
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    Kelley
    February 16, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    That made me laugh out loud! That is hilarious. You really were SO busted! BTW, I love the Swedish version, too. I saw it in the theater with my husband for my birthday a year or so ago. I had just finished the book with my Book Club. He didn’t want to see it but ended up really liking it. The second movie in Swedish isn’t as good. I kept falling asleep!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      February 16, 2012 at 3:26 pm

      Kelley,
      I agree.
      I looooved the first one : Girl W/ The Dragon Tattoo…
      But the second one did not have the same Kick Ass Substance.
      I LOVE the character. She is now one of my Heros.

      xx Glad I could make you snicker at Little Bastard’s expense.

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    Kelly @ Inspired Edibles
    February 16, 2012 at 1:47 pm

    THAT, is hilarious!! Love your little bastard story Kim… for the longest time I could hear our neighbour’s calling after their cat “pita” – finally I inquired… Pita, aka: Pain in the Ass. Too funny… only a cat owner could understand… he sold you out! 🙂 I fully understand the desire, nay the need, to be all.by.yourself. to enjoy that slice of heaven in your own time and in your own space. Your story made me smile. Big.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      February 16, 2012 at 3:28 pm

      Kelly,

      PITA.

      I sooo appreciate that!! Faaaabulous.

      I love that I made you Smile. Xxx

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    Ann
    February 16, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    OMG! You are too funny! I would have told my honey bunny that I had TWO slices of cake and they were both for ME! The man understands his boundaries! You two would split the perfect piece of cake or cupcakes. He scrapes the frosting OFF before eating the cake and leaves the frosting on the plate!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      February 16, 2012 at 3:29 pm

      —How can Anybody NOT like the frosting?

      that is the BESTEST part :))

      How was your trip?

      Did you like London or Paris more? Xxx

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        Ann
        February 16, 2012 at 6:11 pm

        I know – he gives me the frosting…ain’t I the lucky gal?! I loved both of them and they were SO different – but equally lovely!
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          My Inner Chick
          February 16, 2012 at 8:28 pm

          —Yes, you are blessed, Ann.

          Can’t wait to hear more about your trip. 🙂

          I adore London. Xx
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    Pure Complex
    February 16, 2012 at 11:10 pm

    LMAO.. I loved this story. You know, every-time you try to hide some food from your significant other.. you always get caught LOL. I don’t know what it is. I’ve caught him and my bf has caught me LOL. Well at least you enjoyed your night girl 😉
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      My Inner Chick
      February 16, 2012 at 11:15 pm

      Haa Haaa….I can’t get away with nothin’ around this house!! :))

      Xxx Kisssss.

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    The Bipolar Diva
    February 17, 2012 at 12:32 am

    that was just too funny! my dog all of my valentines candy tonight, little effer!
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      My Inner Chick
      February 17, 2012 at 6:44 am

      –Omg, I hope the chocolate wasn’t DOVE or something FAB 🙂 Xxxx
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    Ken
    February 17, 2012 at 2:40 am

    Just try to leave your delectable treats, I mean evidences beyond the reach or Little Bastard’s nose.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      February 17, 2012 at 6:47 am

      –Ken,
      good point, Sir. Xx

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    Kimmy
    February 17, 2012 at 2:48 am

    LOL!!!!!! You have to write a book about all your cats you’ve had! I still remember Ajax & Keetsa!! You & your cats!! Love you lots & thanks fior the good laugh! That is priceless !!

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    lisa
    February 17, 2012 at 5:45 am

    OMG, this is waaaaaaay too funny!
    Thank you so very much for the smiles today!
    I hope you have a beautiful weekend.
    xo.
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    Brenda
    February 17, 2012 at 11:37 am

    I can’t stop laughing. Why you didn’t go outside and get rid of the evidence or grind in the disposal is beyond me. Do you knot watch NCIS or CSI? Of course, you know Mr. Liverpool and the cat are partners in crime now. You need a new ally. You crack me up , woman.
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      My Inner Chick
      February 17, 2012 at 2:01 pm

      ~~~~Next time I’ll just eat

      The. Whole. Damn. Thing. HeeeHeee

      Luv Ya, B. x
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    Goodness and Grit
    February 17, 2012 at 10:51 pm

    Hahaha he is a little bastard!

    I am on a potato chip kick right now. Seriously hard habit to kick! Dream Baby keeps finding my bags stashed in odd places..”perhaps I should give them up for lent:(

    Klem! (hugs på Norsk)
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      February 18, 2012 at 6:49 am

      Kimberly,
      Haa HAA….

      I like me some of that salty stuff, too!! :)))

      How are you, dear? How is Norway? Xxx

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        Goodness and Grit
        February 21, 2012 at 9:55 am

        I´m GOOD!
        Norway is trying to melt. I have mixed feelings about this. I LOVE the warm sunshine that has finally reappeared, but we have guests coming from FL for Easter that has never seen snow. I hope the snow isn´t gone before they get here.
        Dream Baby is in London this week. I´ve NEVER been to London!!!
        I´ll bet you have, married to Mr. Liverpool and all.
        Happy FAT Tuesday! Last year I gave up alcohol for Lent. Damn near killed me, but I did get closer to God. This year I am going to be easier on myself. No Carbs, with the exception of wine.
        Do you give up anything for Lent?

        Klem!
        Kimberly
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    Psycho
    February 18, 2012 at 11:13 am

    Dearest Kim,

    Lololololol ……!!!

    I swear I am as devious and scheming as you are. (when it comes to divine sweets and chocolates). I turn into an absolute selfish hag.

    And I have a diva kitty cat, (white Persian) who watches me with an eagle eye.

    She is totally wicked, I just know she is just trying to find the perfect time to poison me or ruin my life.

    We love each other to death, literally!

    Lovely post!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      February 18, 2012 at 4:10 pm

      Psycho,
      Diva Kitty sounds Puuurrfectly Gorgeous & Wicked.

      Heeee HEEeeeeee. Xxx Miss You.

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    Sue Williamson
    February 18, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    Kim,

    Your Little Bastard has an equally bad cousin in Minneapolis.
    His real and proper, recorded at the local vet name is Little Stink.

    We kicked around things like little shit & damn cat, but thought the vets might think us unfit guardians for such an angel faced monster. So we settled on little stink. Even that has raised eybrows.

    He has pried the lid off of tuperware to get to the chicken inside, He can open baggies to get to whatever goodies may be mistakenly left ungarded, and make no mistake he can open almost any cupboard.

    The only reasonably safe vestibules left to house items in are the refridgerater or the microwave!

    Love you.

    Sue

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      February 18, 2012 at 4:12 pm

      HaaHAAaaa, Little Stink sound deliceously Evil!! :))

      We must have these two cousin kitties meet very soon.

      Would this be considered incest?

      Love you, Too. Sue. xx

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    Bella
    February 18, 2012 at 4:44 pm

    Oh Kim! Leave it to Charlie to oust you in that manner! That’s what you get for not throwing any evidence out the window! At least then the furry friend would tear things up outside of your immediate vicinity! hee hee! Thank goodness Mr. Liverpool is such an understanding man. The Significant Other would have whined and complained of my “non-sharing” ways for hours! I’m glad you got to eat all the frosting (only the frosting, eh?) and didn’t have to share with anyone. As far as I’m concerned, us women should be allowed our guilty pleasures without having to justify ourselves to anyone! Good for you! 🙂

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      February 18, 2012 at 6:05 pm

      –Amen, Sister Bella!!!

      Next time I shall eat the WHOLE THING. Xxx

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    Anna
    February 18, 2012 at 5:59 pm

    Oh – so busted! My little bastard is a big dog. He does the exact same thing! Thanks for linking up to finding the funny!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      February 18, 2012 at 6:05 pm

      –Oh, We have something in common then, Anna…

      2 little bastards! HaaHAaaaaa x

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    Maggie
    February 20, 2012 at 5:35 pm

    Unless it’s ganache, I’m one of that rare minority that doesn’t care for frosting (although I have some sugar loving cats that would happily lick the frosting off any cake left on the counter). They’re amusing, but the better pet “oh no” was when I brought a friend a quick bread full size loaf of some sort – we went for a walk during which time her two large sheepdogs devoured the bread, plastic wrap and aluminum foil coated paper plate it was on (another friend’s rottweiler has actually eaten visiting teenager’s socks (you know, come to spend the night with daughter and dog starts devouring her dirty clothes .the thick white gym sock kinda socks.). Luckily said teenager was happy not to get them back, so no one attempted to collect and clean them when they “appeared”.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      February 20, 2012 at 8:21 pm

      –HaaHaaa.
      Great Story!!!!

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    Laci
    February 21, 2012 at 11:06 am

    Damn you Charlie! I take back every single time I’ve stuck up for you! 🙂
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      February 21, 2012 at 11:24 am

      hAaaaaaa.

      that little Bastard had you fooled !! Xx

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    Karen Sosnoski
    February 23, 2012 at 10:13 am

    And you were so slick, you almost got away with it! Very funny!!

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      February 23, 2012 at 2:50 pm

      Karen,
      I do not get away w/ ANYTHING 🙂 XX How are you?

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    Isadora
    February 25, 2012 at 11:18 am

    Hahhahaaaa … laughing my whole way down to the bottom here to post my comment.
    Hysterical – says it all
    Isadora
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      My Inner Chick
      February 25, 2012 at 1:13 pm

      –I know.

      Little Bastard is quite hilareous, isn’t he? haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. xx
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    DeeAnn Doran
    March 17, 2012 at 10:32 am

    Kim I laughed till I cryed reading this. How absolutely, brutally honest you are with your blogs! You’re a gutsy lady,
    but you may have to ditch the evil cat!

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      My Inner Chick
      March 17, 2012 at 12:03 pm

      HaaAaaaaHAaa,

      Mr. Bastard is still with us..

      In fact, he is curled up on Mr. Liverpool as I write this!!

      Xxx Love to you, DeeAnn.
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