8 Things I Hate About Me

 

8  Things I Hate About
Me…

 

1.
I hate when I’m envious of other people.

 

For example, today I scan a few blogs where the writing is
deliciously- Diablo -Cody divine.

And I get pissed off about it.  Yeah.
I think, “Why can’t I write like that?
Why can’t I be amusing & witty ?
Why can’t I get hundreds of comments?
Why can’t I quit work and blog full-time?

 

Why can’t I be ridiculously, outragesously popular?

 

I have a quick pity party.
Then get over it.    kind of.

 

2. I hate when I freak out about my weight.

 

Especially when I go to the doctor.

 

“ I don’t weigh that much, do I?  Excuuuuse me while I  remove my bracelets, lipstick,  & nose-ring, will you?

 

Now check the scale, dumb asssss.

 

3. I hate that I’m a procrastinator.

 

Therefore, heaps of laundry overflows, heaps,  & screams out to me.   Mostly
with boy’s underwear & socks.  wth?

Charlie’s litter box needs poop-scoopin.’

Mama needs a mammogram.

 

Shit.

 

4. I
hate that I can never let go.

 

Picture It:   My son receives
his driver’s license, and  I go nutso,
freako, psycho, all mommy-ish.

 

I walk the floors to and fro uttering,  no no  no  no  not yet.

“Mom, stop it.  It’s going to be okay.”  Andrew says.

 

Before I give him the keys, I grasp his hand tightly.  I can’t think of anything else to do.

Repeat after me I say,
“Our Father who art in heaven….

5. I hate that I’m not assertive enough

Yes.  It’s true.

 

Why don’t  you believe
me?

 

For instance, If my food is luke warm when I order it, I’ll
tell the waiter that I am the one who is Sorry!

 

Sad.  But true.

6.    I hate that I’m not a morning person.

 

I’d love to get up at dawn to pray, exercise, and throw a
load of underwear and socks in the washer.

 

I’m quite jealous of two of my co-workers who get up at 4:30
to get their asses kicked by Jillian Michaels‘ .

 

Damn you,   Mrs. Erie & Mrs. Luvkosky.  Damn you, for being thin and gorgeous and annoying.

 

7. I
hate that I have no will power.

 

Yeah, when it comes to chocolate chip cookies, babe.

 

I will eat them here
and there.   I will eat them anywhere.

I will eat them in the house.  I will eat them with a mouse.

 

Well, you get the picture.

 

This might be the reason my I despise going to the doctor.

 

8. I hate that I feel like half a human being
without Kay.

 

I don’t want to.  I
truly don’t.

 

But I do.  I do.

 

For example,  part of
my body is here-and the other part of
my organs there.

 

One piece  of my heart
is here—and the other beats there.

 

One segment of soul is here—the other waiting there.

pink lips Xxx

~~~Dearest, Reader,  are
there some things you’d like to change about yourself?   ~~~~ An Added Note to my readers:  this post was meant to be fun & a bit light.  it doesn’t mean i hate myself or my quirky flaws!!  please don’t take this so literally!!!  thank you.  Kim. xx

Special Note——-  I Looooove  DIABLO CODY.  Yes,  she was once a popular blogger.   And now, well, now she’s a screen writer, and of course, she wrote the Brillant, Fabulous, Freaking Amazing…

“JUNO.”

Diablo Cody on Developing Creativity & Writing Honestly

 

 

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114 comments

  1. Lady Fi says:

    These things make you who you are … so time to start loving yourself!

    Although I hear ya – it’s so easy to put oneself down.

    So glad you liked the Oscar photos – I put them up especially for you today!
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    • Kim Sisto-Robinson says:

      –Lady Fi,

      My readers are reading this post as absolutely “Literal”

      IT IS NOT! It is not.

      It was meant as more fun and amusing…

      …I am not putting myself down.

      This is called LOST IN TRANSLATION….

      ~~OOOOOO, thank you for the beauty of Oscar. FOR ME? How abundantly Sweeeeet. xxx

  2. Brenda says:

    You’re human, therefore you are beautifully flawed. Most people ever look in the mirror and admit to themselves and the world what it is they don’t like about themselves. It takes more courage than your realize to be unique and make a stand in this world. Truly, most prefer to be part of the crowd and not stand apart. I say keep being who you are, what you feel needs to be fixed, you’ll fix it..
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    • Kim Sisto-Robinson says:

      —Brenda,
      I agree. I adore strange, unique, quirky people (like me)

      This post was not meant to be completly “Literal” as I said above!!!!!!!!!!!

      I’m not trying to be fixed!

      It was meant to be a bit humorous.

      Xxx Love ya.

  3. totsymae1011 says:

    “ I don’t weigh that much, do I? Excuuuuse me while I remove my bracelets, lipstick, & nose-ring, will you?”

    If that’s not witty, I don’t know what is.

    Those darn doctors, so negative sometimes. Why can’t they say something like, “Kim girl, that lipstick looks hot on you” or “You don’t have to make your co-pay ’cause you look gorgeous today, Kim.”

    I know what you mean about your son driving. Keep praying, girl. Wished I’d done more of it with mine. 3 cars in the junkyard in three years.
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  4. Pure Complex says:

    I’m not a morning person either but I don’t hate that fact. I think we all have times of the day where we are our best. And I agree with Lady Fi.. its definitely time to start loving everything about you. Even the quirky things.. that’s what makes you special :)
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  5. Amy says:

    I’m learning not to compare myself to others. . .it makes me feel too inadequate.
    I really do wish I were back to a very thin size. It’s not because of women’s magazines or because of a man. I just felt better when I weight 118. At 140, I feel sloppy, but I just don’t have the drive or energy to make the necessary changes anymore. So, I don’t really hate that I’m a little overweight. I hate that I don’t hate it enough to do anything about it! Ha ha ha! xoxo

  6. Jill says:

    I think we all have those moments where we feel less than. Moments we we feel incomplete or lacking. I have had them and for a long time felt that ‘lack’ every single day of my life and for several years. I don’t know whether it’s a fullfillment thing or an emptiness thing or a depression bout, but eventually we reach the end of our rope and start to either climb back up (like me) to find a better day or continue to hang on by a thread. We all reach the end of the rope. It’s a waiting game.
    I hope things turn around in a timely fashion. Jill
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  7. Karen Sosnoski says:

    I think your other readers said it first.. you’re sympathetic, funny, engaging even when you’re down on yourself. But you’re also sympathetic, funny and inspiring when you’re up on yourself, so get back up there!We all love you! XO

  8. Dad says:

    I went out for lunch with a friend the other day, I orderd a hot sandwich. When my order came, the
    the sandwich was burnt on one side, the coffee was like mud, the water was warm. My friend’s order
    was great, he didn’t have coffee or water, he had a diet coke with a lot of ice. He said you arn’t going
    eat that junk are you. He asked the waitress would you eat this junk, she said i don’t like ruben sandwiches.
    Anyway i didn’t eat it, but paid for it and even left a tip. I felt sorry for the waitress for different reasons.
    So, Kim i am a lot like you.
    I love You More Than Nine Lions In The Jungle of Kenya
    Daddy

    • Kelly,
      you are a veeeeery wise young woman.

      When I started this post, I was thinking about the movie 10 things I hate about you…

      just so you know I did not write this blog as literally as readers think, I shall do one soon on 20 things I love about me!

      Love ya. xxxx
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  9. 1. I hate I didn’t post this 5 minutes ago before I lost it.
    2. I hate my teeth. I wish I had white teeth, but I don’t want fake teeth. Why can’t I paint them instead of getting veneers or something where they scrape your good teeth off? I don’t even have fake fingernails for crissakes!
    3. I hate that I don’t have the means to travel more.
    4.I hate that I don’t make my entire family pull their own weight around the house.
    5.I hate my voice and that I am so L_O_U_D!!!
    6. I hate that I cannot stay centered and commit to self care. I hate that I constantly feel off- balance.
    I hate that my mind doesn’t have a shut-off button.
    7.I hate I cannot remember the other things I posted. LOL!
    8. Oh,NOW I remember… LOL! I hate I cannot go back to school. I want my Master’s Degree… maybe in Creative Writing or Literary Studies, whatttaya think? Heck, maybe I want my docterate but I probably need to learn to spell it first!LOL

  10. “I will eat them here
    and there. I will eat them anywhere.

    I will eat them in the house. I will eat them with a mouse.”

    “Charlie’s litter box needs poop-scoopin.’

    Mama needs a mammogram.”

    :) Hey, Kim! You’re better than Dr. Seuss!!!! So funny! And Diablo WHO????
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    • OOO, Jann,
      Nobody is better than Seuss!!!!!

      You must Google Cody Diablo immediatley. Have you watched “Juno” yet?
      If not, YOU MUST.

      Xxx Kisssssssssss From Minnesota.
      I loooooooooove your Italian accent. I see it in you writing. Haaaaaaaaaa

  11. Lola says:

    I just hate other people’s faults. It saves me the time and energy I’d have to otherwise spend on introspection and self-improvement.

    You know I’m kidding, right?

    I hate when my jokes fall flat ;)
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  12. LBDDiaries says:

    “I will eat them here
    and there. I will eat them anywhere.
    I will eat them in the house. I will eat them with a mouse.”

    SEE? You have something to praise yourself about. I would NEVER share my cookie with a mouse. I’m selfish. And I like that about myself. I *might* eat them with you. I dunno. The jury is out on my selfishness when it comes to the rare cookie I am allowed to eat.
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  13. Mercy says:

    Whew! Thank God I dont have any flaws, I ooze of perfection…:)

    Anyway, I hate that I laugh too much, even when I know I need to be serious. Like this day I’ve been sent to do an interview on this top shot businessman in the country, and when I go there, he is wearing this rather tight shirt that has a cartoon licking an ice cream, so he just looks like a little boy.

    And anytime I ask him something, he rubs his belly (where the icecream licking cartoon is drawn) and I couldnt keep a straight face, I had to put my head in my handbag and laugh.

    Everyone tells me I laugh too much. :)

    That, and of course the fact that I make very poor decisions and I am very unstable…when it comes to making my mind. That is my worst, and it has cost me A LOT!

  14. Being human is a real bummer some days isn’t it? All of those things go to make you who you are. A much loved person. And the only one of your supposed flaws that I would change if I could would be to heal that broken heart. You can be yourself without that.
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    • Kim Sisto-Robinson says:

      –Dear E. C.

      YES! That is the only one.
      THe other stuff is SOOOOOOOOOO insignificant and superficial.

      You hit it directly on the head.

      Xxx Kissss

    • Kim Sisto-Robinson says:

      Dear Galit.

      Yes, we all have those stupid thoughts…
      but…. said above, the only one that truly mattes is””” Having my Sister back.”””

      Everything else is pure nonsense.

      Juno Rocks. I absolutelty looove Diablo’s words. Xx

    • Kim Sisto-Robinson says:

      –Lorranine,

      If I’m a star…

      YOU. ARE. A. Super. Star!!!!

      for me, 9:00 is a perfect time to rise..

      Xx Kiss coming from Minnesota to you Down Under, Mate.

  15. Kimberly says:

    Girl…number one all the way.
    Me too friend me too.
    I know that this is so so SO wrong but I also get jealous of all the moms who started writing about postpartum depression at the same time as me and they’re moving on in life. Like having babies and stuff. And I’m not. Makes me envious. But I’m so proud and happy for them. It’s bittersweet really.

    Other things I hate.
    My fucking gallbladder.
    My crooked spine and how everyone points it out to me.
    That I have a mustache…yup…it’s true. I am 1/4 Italian and of course I’d get the hairy genes. But I do love my wax lady person.

    and i hate your number 8. I will forever hate that one for you.

    But I want you to know that you are gorgeous. You are a beautiful person inside and out. And I said so. So there.
    xoxo
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  16. Laci says:

    I am the same way about my weight when I go to the doctor. I have a scale in my bathroom but never step foot on it. Mainly, because I don’t really give a fuck. Really, I don’t…until I get to the doctors office. Then ohhh holy hell. It says what?!?!?! Let me take off my jewelry, ok now what does it say. Shit… let me take off my shoes…I wore my “heavy” shoes today. Ok… now what does it say? Damn…Ok I’m gonna need to strip down to by birthday suit you can take the weight then we are going to subtract 10 lbs, sounds good.
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  17. I wanna be a famous blogger someday but seriously, who wants to read my life? I’ll have to take a writing class and get all kinds of serious and stuff and I’m just too lazy. So, I’ll keep writing embarrassing stories of myself and dreaming about previous vacations and be happy.

    I should do a post like this! I’ll have to limit my list to 10 because I’m sure my list is close to 100.

    Hope you’re having a great weekend! xoxo
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    • Kim Sisto-Robinson says:

      ““Dear, Impusive,
      that’s the cool thing about blogging…

      one does not need to be the GREATEST writer in the world or take all kinds of boring writing classes..

      .all the blogger needs to do is write her truth w/ out sugar coating it so other’s identify w/ her stories.

      Xxx

  18. Big D & Me says:

    I totally get this. I have the envious thing too. It’s weird, I know I am extremely lucky in my life but when I hear something from a friend like, “Oh the city is bulldozing our house to make a park and we are going to buy a new house in cash” I get a little jealous. I have a beautiful house I truly have nothing to worry about but still….I’m thinking about their new house

    • Kim Sisto-Robinson says:

      –Big D,
      it’s nice to know I’m not alone in my envious thinking….

      ….But I’m more jealous of those AWSOME bloggers cuz that’s what I want to be!!

      Damn them all!! Haa

      Xxx

  19. My darling Kim, this post is JUST what I needed to read today – THANK YOU for the bottom of my heart – I was feeling a wee bit sorry for myself today which was putting me into quite a crabby mood and you have just turned it all around for me. Right, now that I am ready to tackle the 483 million tasks that still await my attention today, best I be on my way.
    :-) Mandy xoxoxo
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    • Kim Sisto-Robinson says:

      –Mandy,
      you sound like a very busy girl.

      …but you must remember to relax, as well. :) Xx have a good Monday.

  20. Caroline says:

    I’m a pretty assertive person, but I actually do the same thing you described at a restaurant. If my order is wrong or even if there’s a bug in my cocktail (that’s happened before!) I somehow always add ‘sorry’ when I’m telling the server. Why do we do that?! I guess there could be worse things, right? ;) Hope you had a great weekend. x
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  21. Lady E says:

    Hey Kim,

    “my co-workers who get up at 4:30 to get their asses kicked by Jillian Michaels‘ .” Seriously? I think your co-workers need to get a life :) !

    The one thing I’d really like to change about me is my fecking, blinding, ridiculous, life-spoiling insecurity… Ooh, and if my legs could magically be hairless, I’d have it too ;)

    xx
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  22. Red Dwyer says:

    I see absolutely nothing wrong with going to the doctor in a swimsuit beneath an over coat. That way, when the scale comes, you kick off the shoes, the handbag and the coat.

    And I am one of those annoying bloggers who gets up before the sun, but no chance in Hades I am exercising anything other than my coffee curling arm.

    Good on ya,
    Red.
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    • Kim Sisto-Robinson says:

      –Sandy,
      Nice to know I’m not the only procratinator!

      Now will you excuse me while I go have another Chocolate Chip Cookie? Xx

  23. marie says:

    Loved it from beginning to end!
    And love Juno by the way………..

    I always have time when I feel so bad about myself I go on and I cry for a couple of minutes, after I stand up and I laugh at my poor reflection in the mirror – Time to come back to reality and here I go dancing all around.
    But what I hate the most about myself is that I am NOT PATIENT – And it sucks. Really

    xxx
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  24. Ann says:

    Kim you are TOO awesome for words! I love you just the way you are! I understand where you’re coming from Chicka….I have things I dislike about myself, too!

    My numero uno? I hate this: The things that I truly dislike in other people, I recognize in myself. (dang it.)

    I know someone who repeats what they say. All. The. Time! allthetime! All the flippin’ time! I drives me crazy – and I recognize that I do it, too! All. the. time…..
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    • Kim Sisto-Robinson says:

      —Ann,
      Are you back home!!!??? I’ve missed YOooooU.

      I want to hear everthing everything everything.

      See, I repeat the same things tooooooooooooo. Xxxxxxx

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