8 Ā Things I Hate About
Me…

 

1.
I hate when I’m envious of other people.

 

For example, today I scan a few blogs where the writing is
deliciously- Diablo -Cody divine.

And I get pissed off about it.Ā  Yeah.
I think, ā€œWhy can’t I write like that?
Why can’t I be amusing & witty ?
Why can’t I get hundreds of comments?
Why can’t I quit work and blog full-time?

 

Why can’t I be ridiculously, outragesouslyĀ popular?

 

I have a quick pity party.
Then get over it.Ā Ā Ā  kind of.

 

2. I hate when I freak out about my weight.

 

Especially when I go to the doctor.

 

ā€œ I don’t weigh that much, do I?Ā  Excuuuuse me while I Ā remove my bracelets, lipstick,Ā  & nose-ring, will you?

 

Now check the scale, dumb asssss.

 

3. I hate that I’m a procrastinator.

 

Therefore, heaps of laundry overflows, heaps, Ā & screams out to me.Ā  Ā Mostly
with boy’s underwear & socks.Ā  wth?

Charlie’s litter box needs poop-scoopin.’

Mama needs a mammogram.

 

Shit.

 

4. I
hate that I can never let go.

 

Picture It:Ā Ā  My son receives
his driver’s license, and Ā I go nutso,
freako, psycho, all mommy-ish.

 

I walk the floors to and fro uttering,Ā  no no Ā noĀ  no Ā not yet.

ā€œMom, stop it.Ā  It’s going to be okay.ā€Ā  Andrew says.

 

Before I give him the keys, I grasp his hand tightly.Ā  I can’t think of anything else to do.

Repeat after me I say,
ā€œOur Father who art in heaven….

5. I hate that I’m not assertive enough

Yes.Ā  It’s true.

 

Why don’t Ā you believe
me?

 

For instance, If my food is luke warm when I order it, I’ll
tell the waiter that I am the one who is Sorry!

 

Sad.Ā  But true.

6.Ā Ā Ā  I hate that I’m not a morning person.

 

I’d love to get up at dawn to pray, exercise, and throw a
load of underwear and socks in the washer.

 

I’m quite jealous of two of my co-workers who get up at 4:30
to get their asses kicked by Jillian Michaels‘ .

 

Damn you,Ā  Ā Mrs. Erie & Mrs. Luvkosky.Ā  Damn you, for being thin and gorgeous and annoying.

 

7. I
hate that I have no will power.

 

Yeah, when it comes to chocolate chip cookies, babe.

 

I will eat them here
and there.Ā Ā  I will eat them anywhere.

I will eat them in the house.Ā  I will eat them with a mouse.

 

Well, you get the picture.

 

This might be the reason my I despise going to the doctor.

 

8. I hate that I feel like half a human being
without Kay.

 

I don’t want to.Ā  I
truly don’t.

 

But I do.Ā  I do.

 

For example,Ā  part of
my body isĀ here-and the other part of
my organs there.

 

One piece Ā of my heart
is here—and the other beats there.

 

One segment of soul is here—the other waiting there.

pink lips Xxx

~~~Dearest, Reader,Ā  are
there some things you’d like to change about yourself?Ā Ā Ā ~~~~ An Added Note to my readers:Ā  this post was meant to be fun & a bit light.Ā  it doesn’t mean i hate myself or my quirky flaws!! Ā please don’t take this so literally!!!Ā  thank you.Ā  Kim. xx

Special Note——-Ā  I Looooove Ā DIABLO CODY.Ā  Yes,Ā  she was once a popular blogger.Ā Ā  And now, well, now she’s a screen writer, and of course, she wrote the Brillant, Fabulous, Freaking Amazing…

“JUNO.”

Diablo Cody on Developing Creativity & Writing Honestly

 

 

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