8 Ā Things I Hate About
I hate when Iām envious of other people.
For example, today I scan a few blogs where the writing is
deliciously- Diablo -Cody divine.
And I get pissed off about it.Ā Yeah.
I think, āWhy canāt I write like that?
Why canāt I be amusing & witty ?
Why canāt I get hundreds of comments?
Why canāt I quit work and blog full-time?
Why canāt I be ridiculously, outragesouslyĀ popular?
I have a quick pity party.
Then get over it.Ā Ā Ā kind of.
2. I hate when I freak out about my weight.
Especially when I go to the doctor.
ā I donāt weigh that much, do I?Ā Excuuuuse me while I Ā remove my bracelets, lipstick,Ā & nose-ring, will you?
Now check the scale, dumb asssss.
3. I hate that Iām a procrastinator.
Therefore, heaps of laundry overflows, heaps, Ā & screams out to me.Ā Ā Mostly
with boyās underwear & socks.Ā wth?
Charlieās litter box needs poop-scoopin.ā
Mama needs a mammogram.
hate that I can never let go.
Picture It:Ā Ā My son receives
his driverās license, and Ā I go nutso,
freako, psycho, all mommy-ish.
I walk the floors to and fro uttering,Ā no no Ā noĀ no Ā not yet.
āMom, stop it.Ā Itās going to be okay.āĀ Andrew says.
Before I give him the keys, I grasp his hand tightly.Ā I canāt think of anything else to do.
Repeat after me I say,
āOur Father who art in heavenā¦.
5. I hate that Iām not assertive enough
Yes.Ā Itās true.
Why donāt Ā you believe
For instance, If my food is luke warm when I order it, Iāll
tell the waiter that I am the one who is Sorry!
Sad.Ā But true.
6.Ā Ā Ā I hate that Iām not a morning person.
Iād love to get up at dawn to pray, exercise, and throw a
load of underwear and socks in the washer.
Iām quite jealous of two of my co-workers who get up at 4:30
to get their asses kicked by Jillian Michaels‘ .
Damn you,Ā Ā Mrs. Erie & Mrs. Luvkosky.Ā Damn you, for being thin and gorgeous and annoying.
hate that I have no will power.
Yeah, when it comes to chocolate chip cookies, babe.
I will eat them here
and there.Ā Ā I will eat them anywhere.
I will eat them in the house.Ā I will eat them with a mouse.
Well, you get the picture.
This might be the reason my I despise going to the doctor.
8. I hate that I feel like half a human being
I donāt want to.Ā I
But I do.Ā I do.
For example,Ā part of
my body isĀ here–-and the other part of
my organs there.
One piece Ā of my heart
is here—and the other beats there.
One segment of soul is here—the other waiting there.
~~~Dearest, Reader,Ā are
there some things youād like to change about yourself?Ā Ā Ā ~~~~ An Added Note to my readers:Ā this post was meant to be fun & a bit light.Ā it doesn’t mean i hate myself or my quirky flaws!! Ā please don’t take this so literally!!!Ā thank you.Ā Kim. xx
Special Note——-Ā I Looooove Ā DIABLO CODY.Ā Yes,Ā she was once a popular blogger.Ā Ā And now, well, now she’s a screen writer, and of course, she wrote the Brillant, Fabulous, Freaking Amazing…