——Two Popular Blogging Trends I Shant Be Doing—-
1.Â AWARDS:Â Â Â Â In the beginning, I accepted a â€śVersatile & Kreative” Award
I was like the new student in the classroom wanting to
please, wanting to be liked, wanting to fit in.
But I regretted accepting the awards immediately afterwards.
I thought,Â how the
hell can I possibly name ( only ) five other blogs I adoreâ€”five other blogs
that deserve appreciation?
How can I possibly (even) recognize ten other bloggers who
have rocked my world, soaked into my bones, made me piss my pants with
laughter, and caused me shout (((out loud)))
â€¦likeÂ the idiot fool I amâ€¦
I get you—I reeeeeally
I Could Not do it.
I Could Not leave
One. Single.Â Blogger.
Thus,Â I declined the
awards explaining why.
I mean, to me, it seemed like selecting a few vibrant crimson
roses out of hundreds.
Are you serious?
So, when you read my blog, you will never witness me ranting
and raving about a particular blogger, or bloggess, or some bitch I’m jealous as hell of.
You know why?
Because I love love
love all of you.Â All of you.
BLOGGERS: Am I bad?
Am I a total snot?
Donâ€™t be mad at me.
But I canâ€™t help it.
I get royally pissed off when I click to my beautiful beloved bloggers
and they have strangers on their sites.
Itâ€™s like traveling to visit my best friend expecting
cappuccino, familiar conversation,Â and
warm chocolate chip cookiesâ€¦
up with some strange dude standing at the doorway scratching his nuts.
â€śUm, you donâ€™t know me, Missy, but come on in anyways. I
think she should be back tomorrow, orrrr next week, orrrr next month.â€ť
Canâ€™t stay.Â Must spit.
I guess you already
figured it out.
Hence,Â Mr. Nut Scratcher
will not be visiting my house.
Oooooh, I Â almost
forgot to tell youâ€¦
Lady Gaga WILL be my only exception to that rule.
~~~~ Darling Reader,Â What annoys out there in the bloggingÂ world?Â Â Â Â Xxx