- Don’t you just
loathe that slimy British Lizard who advertises insurance? If I see that little
bastard, I shall squash him with my skinny stiletto.
- Do not make sugar
cookies while drinking pomegranate martinis.
Apparently, they will burn to a
Where is a Sister
Wife when you need one!
- Have you noticed
that all of those rich idiotic “Housewife Chicks” resemble big boobed, big
lipped, plastic faced-creepy Joan
- Anyone want a free
cat named Charlie who licks his ass…. then proceeds to lick all of the cream
cheese frosting off of my ginger bread cookies?
- I can’t help it….. I
can’t staaaaand when people have thousands upon thousands of Twitter, Facebook,
& Blog Followers.
But what reeeeally gets on my
nerves is when they are kick-ass talented, as well.
Damn all of you blogesses.
- Don’t you find it a
bit weird that an old man would hesitate, even for a moment, when asked if he were
sexually attracted to young boys?
- Speaking of
pedophiles, I CANNOT stomach Stewie from that ghastly, bigoted, disgusting,
appalling show, Family Guy.
- If you read this
blog, you already know I despiiiiise spit dangling from the corner of somebody’s
So yesterday I’m talking to this
dude who has saliva accumulating rapidly at the corner of his lip.
Without trying to appear rude, I
begin to walk to my next destination, but he follows me still conversing.
“I’m on some really strong medication,”
Yeah, I hope it’s for your fucking
dribbling difficulty, I think.
“This stuff is so powerful that
it kills the bugs inside your system,” he goes on. “They say that sometimes worms even come out
of your nose.”
Who the hell is “They?” The Devi?
- Another thing that infuriates
me is that I need to work.
Why can’t I stay home all day
to write blogs and eat chocolate truffles?
——–Dear, Readers, do you have any
random thoughts to share?
RANDOM & FABULOUSLY FABULOUS. xxx