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  • Don’t you just
    loathe that slimy British Lizard who advertises insurance? If I see that little
    bastard,  I shall squash him with my skinny stiletto.

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  • Do not make sugar
    cookies while drinking pomegranate martinis.

pomegranate-martini

Apparently, they will burn to a
crisp.

Where is a Sister
Wife when you need one!

 

 

 

 

 

 

  • Have you noticed
    that all of those rich idiotic “Housewife Chicks” resemble big boobed, big
    lipped, plastic faced-creepy Joan
    River dolls?

 

 

 

  • Anyone want a free
    cat named Charlie who licks his ass…. then proceeds to lick all of the cream
    cheese frosting off of my ginger bread cookies?

 

 

  • I can’t help it….. I
    can’t staaaaand when people have thousands upon thousands of Twitter, Facebook,
    & Blog Followers.

But what reeeeally gets on my
nerves is when they are kick-ass talented, as well.

Damn all of you blogesses.

 

 

  • Don’t you find it a
    bit weird that an old man would hesitate, even for a moment, when asked  if he  were
    sexually attracted to young boys?

 

 

  • Speaking of
    pedophiles, I CANNOT stomach Stewie from that ghastly, bigoted, disgusting,
    appalling show, Family Guy.

 

 

 

  • If you read this
    blog, you already know I despiiiiise spit dangling from the corner of somebody’s
    mouth.

So yesterday I’m talking to this
dude who has saliva accumulating rapidly at the corner of his lip.

Without trying to appear rude, I
begin to walk to my next destination, but he follows me still conversing.

“I’m on some really strong medication,”
he exclaims.

Yeah, I hope it’s for your fucking
dribbling difficulty, I think.

“This stuff is so powerful that
it kills the bugs inside your system,” he goes on.  “They say that sometimes worms even come out
of your nose.”

 

Who the hell is “They?”       The Devi?

 

 

  • Another thing that infuriates
    me is that I need to work.

 

Why can’t I stay home all day
to write blogs and eat chocolate truffles?

 

 

 

——–Dear, Readers, do you have any
random thoughts to share?

High Heel Shoes Buckle Up the Leg 5 inch HeelsRANDOM & FABULOUSLY FABULOUS.  xxx


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  • Reply
    Ann
    December 14, 2011 at 9:33 pm

    Okay – here are some random thoughts!

    I love to sit with my puppy on my lap and pet her…she is SO soft!! 6 pounds of therapy – and her sweetness knows no bounds!

    I cannot, WILL NOT eat a tomato that is cut in a wedge. If you ever come to my house, they are either sliced and diced. For some reason – tomato wedges creep me out!

    It drives me crazy when people say “whole nother”. As opposed to what? A HALF nother? What are nothers anyway? I’ve never seen them!

    If I wore a skinny stiletto, I would fall down on my plump tooshie! I’d rather wear flats, stand in my kitchen and cook! You come over in your stilettos and I’ll have dinner ready!

    If I could – I would grant you your one wish….you know that, right?
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    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      December 15, 2011 at 6:02 pm

      –Ann,
      your puppy sounds quite lovable!

      Please tell me: What is “A HALF nother?” I have NO idea.

      Love to you, dearest.
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    Impulsive Addict
    December 14, 2011 at 9:33 pm

    I kind of like the British lizard. I think it’s the accent. I’m a sucker for them (but just on cute boys–not ugly ones).

    I hate Family Guy. I’ve never made it through a full episode.

    Those boots are fabulous!

    My randomness: I’ve ovulated 2 months in a row! This, my friend, is a big deal!!
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    Nicole
    December 14, 2011 at 9:33 pm

    Aw…quit picking on the gecko. He’s just managed to pick up a wicked cool “New Yawk” accent and does a mean Texas two-step. LOL

    Quit yer bragging with your Follower snapshot–we already know you’re badass. 😀

    Stewie has lost a lot of his biting humor as the seasons progressed and he devolved into sexual ambiguity.

    And I’ll be sure to let you know when my Powerball/Mega Millions ticket hits so WE can stop working and just blog….
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      My Inner Chick
      December 15, 2011 at 6:07 pm

      Nicole,
      i would NEeeeVER brag about my followers. & that is not my snap shot!

      I do not look at my stats.

      I don’t want to know!! I have no idea what me reads are. For all I know I have 10 readers per day!!!

      The lizard is creeepy…especially that NY accent!! haaaaa
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    Adriana Iris
    December 14, 2011 at 9:39 pm

    LOL@ Sister wife for sure sometimes I need one…

    love the shoes wish to wear them with nothing on…

    xoxo
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      My Inner Chick
      December 15, 2011 at 6:12 pm

      Dear A,
      I love that you’d wear those shoes w/ nothing. You hubs would have a heart attack! :)) Or perhaps you do that all the time.

      About the “Sister Wives” I kind of get it.

      Xxx
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    Vidya Sury, Freelance Writer & Blogger
    December 14, 2011 at 9:48 pm

    Gawd – once again your dribbler reminds me of one guy we met during a walk when Vidur was a few months old. We were walking with Vidur in his stroller and having a pleasant time, when this guy (we knew him) comes over and chats with us. A few seconds into the conversation, he casually kind of bends one leg at the knee so he can scratch his arse (from behind). Better access with the bent knee, you know. URGH!. Look, am not begrudging this guy his ass scratching. But screwed my happiness was Vidur bouncing inside his seatbelt, begging to be carried by the guy. Can you imagine? Thankfully, the guy did not oblige :D. Well, we finished our chat and walked off. A few steps later, I looked back (I hate how we cannot avoid looking at disgusting things) and found him busy working on his crotch. Eeeesh.

    Those straps on the footwear in the last pic are so oo sexy.
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      My Inner Chick
      December 15, 2011 at 6:19 pm

      Haaaaaaaaaaaaa,
      great story about the ass scratcher. Yuck!

      Yeah, don’t you just love those shoes?

      Love to you, my dear sweet Vidya. x
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    Alison@Mama Wants This
    December 14, 2011 at 10:20 pm

    Love your random ramblings.

    My random thoughts right now:
    – I truly dislike my noisy neighbors though I don’t know. But they’re NOISY.
    – I really want some new clothes.
    – I need a haircut.
    – I’m pretty self-absorbed, eh?
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      My Inner Chick
      December 15, 2011 at 6:20 pm

      Self Absorbed?

      No. You are the most generous blogger i know :)))) xx

      can’t wait to make those lemon cookies!!
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    Sandra
    December 14, 2011 at 10:33 pm

    Ok, so I’ve established from this post that you wear stilletoes. That’s great ’cause I need lessons on how to not fall while wearing them. I’ll even help you track down the little reptilian fucker to help you squash him.
    …oh, and what don’t I agree with in this post!!! I loved this!…except for the part where you hate people with lots of Facebook friends. At least 98 of those on my list I actually know! xoxo
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      My Inner Chick
      December 15, 2011 at 6:23 pm

      Haaa, you don’t like that slimy lizard either?

      One needs get used to wearing tall heels.

      I am.

      I could never wear flats or tennis shoes! Xx
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    aurora
    December 14, 2011 at 10:43 pm

    Random thoughts?

    I wonder why I keep getting corns on the bottoms of my feet. The doctor says I don’t have as much fat as other people usually do on the bottoms of the their feet. Who knew? Fat naturally displaces itself to wherever you neither want nor need it.

    I wonder if my asking why all the time is every going to stop. I don’t think so. I believe I am the self-appointed Queen of WHY. Now, did I mention Alice is my sister and that rabbit hole really wasn’t as deep as people think it was. Why? This time, for a change, lol, I don’t care.

    I hope my left sinus stops hurting. I think I may be catching something and keep trying to avoid being sick over the holidays. It would be nice to have a nice time with everything just going nicely for a change. (Then she woke up, lol)

    Why are all the guys who fall for you so damned annoying there is no hope of you ever falling back?

    My mind seems to escape me a lot these days… should you find it on your travels please return to sender that I may expound more random nonsense in a semi-intelligent fashion 😉

    When is it bedtime, I’m exhausted from my random ramblings, lol. See you in the morrow, thanks for the entertaining post, Kim. Laughed myself a good couple of calories off and will sleep much better for your random thought sharing xo
    Janice
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      My Inner Chick
      December 15, 2011 at 6:30 pm

      Janice,
      You have LOTS of ramblings & LOTs to write about.

      Your creative mind must be continually going… Xx
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    WarmSunshine
    December 14, 2011 at 10:48 pm

    The dripping thingy, the nose worms… yukh… SUPER yukh!!!

    And wow those heels are HOT!!
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      My Inner Chick
      December 15, 2011 at 6:32 pm

      Dear Warm Sunshine,

      true story about the worms….If I observed some swirling out of his nose…I would have damn well Freaked Out!

      x
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    Beverly Diehl
    December 14, 2011 at 11:36 pm

    I too regret the necessity of earning a living keeps me away from eating chocolate truffles all day. And writing, too!

    Recently I also was trapped by a Lonely Loser. Felt sorry for her, but one hour of whining about how unfortunate she is and how everything in her life has gone wrong and I was ready to slit either her throat or my own.

    Burning pine scented candles is not the same as having a cut tree in the house – but I am cheerfully making the best of it.

    Oh my, those stilettos – I’m neither a “shoe person” nor a guy, and they’re still giving me a (girl)boner. They have gone on my Pinterest board.
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      My Inner Chick
      December 15, 2011 at 6:40 pm

      Beverly,

      A Girl Boner!!

      OMG, that’s a new one for me.

      I shall borrow this from you for the appropriate times…. HAaaaaaaaaaaa XX
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    Pure Complex
    December 15, 2011 at 12:34 am

    Did you call the lizard a little slimy bastard? LMAO.. I can’t stop laughing. I rather like him because he looks stupid lol. And usually the commercials are stupid but funny in some way lol. And spit dangling is nasty.. yuck!
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    nan @ LBDDiaries
    December 15, 2011 at 12:36 am

    Oh! I thought those two were some really badly made mannequins!
    Hmmm, what Alpha Hubby could do with the top half of those shoes….heh heh heh.
    I find it strange any old man would think taking a shower and “horsing around” with young boys has a major screw loose and I have a VERY BIG KNIFE – sharp, serated, cuts through anything, especilly a … never mind.
    That cartoon character? Saw it once and was astounded how nasty it was, too.
    And I’m really sorry but I LOVE THAT GEICO GEKKO. He used to make my mom laugh so much. For that, he’s a prince of a gekko. Plus I think “some” of the commercials are amazinly funny – especially compared to the STEW-PID “my eyes are bleeding” cave man ones.
    But what I HATE AND LOATH most of all? Nawsty little geeks who sit around with nothing better to do than create nastier and nastier viruses. A few days before our financial paperwork goes to the accountant, an icky nasty rogue pirate virus hopped on his computer and hijack it, and NONE OF MY BACKUPs had the files I needed on them (even tho they are supposed to be there). Grrrrrr.
    OH WELL – tis the season to make coooookies! Cookies, cookies, cookies!
    And I am going to go see the Muppets – so there. I have this thing for a Diva Pig who dreses in designer label clothing!
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      My Inner Chick
      December 15, 2011 at 6:43 pm

      Nan,
      I agree about those little nasty geeks.
      Our computer has been in the shop for 3 weeks now.
      Why would people want to do this? I don’t get it. WHY?

      How are you, dear? Did you make lots of cookies? Xx
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    Goodness and Grit
    December 15, 2011 at 1:01 am

    Random thoughts that interfered with my random thoughts:

    The gecko isn´t so bad; but then again, he isn´t on Norwegian Tv 24/7 in my face.
    That Pomegranate Martini LOOKS AMAZING!!!
    All three of my children LOVE Stewie, and that annoys me.
    Those shoes are HOT!!! Which brings me back full circle to my typical random thoughts:

    What the hell am I doing in Norway?
    What do you mean there is still NO butter!?
    Where is the luscious powdery snow?
    Since when did walking to the mailbox become an extreme sport? (black ice)
    I HATE ugly assed comfortable shoes! (required footwear in Whoville)
    Seriously, can parking spaces be any smaller?
    I did NOT move here for this!!!

    Klem! (norsk for hug)
    Kimberly
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      My Inner Chick
      December 15, 2011 at 6:45 pm

      Love your randomness, Kimbery.

      What are you doing in NORWAY? Do you love it?

      Is your hubs (dream baby) from there?

      What do you do?

      Don’t you get annoyed being asked so many questions?! xxxx
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        Goodness and Grit
        December 16, 2011 at 6:16 am

        LOVE Norway! FABULOUS place to visit!!!!

        I could never choose which place I like best because both home (USA) and Norway are filled with so many wonderful things. At the same time, both places have their negatives as well. I suppose my ideal would be to have a vacation home in both countries and live on perpetual vacation!!!

        Yes Dream Baby is Norsk, and we live in his home town, Lillehammer.

        I am a retired interior designer. I sold my design firm of 12 yrs before hopping the pond. For now, I am a stay at home mom that teaches yoga a few hours a week while overseeing our personal home´s EXTREME renovation project.

        Love questions! They are a blogger´s dream! Let´s talk about me, Me, ME!

        Klem! (hugs)
        Kimberly
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          My Inner Chick
          December 16, 2011 at 6:50 am

          haaaaa. Yes. I do think writers are a bit narcissitic!!

          But Not Me!

          Kimberly, but are you from Europe or America or Canada?

          How blessed you are to be home, teach yoga and write blogs!

          Xx
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          • Goodness and Grit
            December 17, 2011 at 3:57 am

            I´m American!

            Grew up on the NW coast of FL.

            Studied in Boston, MA and lived there 13 yrs.

            Have Also lived in Nashville, TN (Franklin) four years!
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    totsymae1011
    December 15, 2011 at 2:29 am

    Oh, no! The dribbler followed you? If the dribbling’s that bad, I would think he’d carry Kleenex and wipe every now and then. Cruel of him to follow folk around.

    And those women? Before I read through your rambling on them, I thought they were transsexuals. But yeah, looks like Joan spit them out of [her] plastic vagina.

    I know it’s probably an advertisement thing but does the average men take the time to shave his chest hairs? Was a more qualified applicant not available for the Rock Center job that Chelsea Clinton got? Don’t you just hate it when you wake up at 4 in the morning and go straight to blogging like somebody with a crack addiction? Is it me or does it look like Michelle Obama could administer a good ass whipping?

    Enjoy your post, as always.

    Hugs to you!
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      My Inner Chick
      December 15, 2011 at 6:48 pm

      Tots,
      Yes. those chicks look like Tranvestites.

      Yes.. Blogging is like a drug. For sure.

      & Michele definitely looks like she could kick some serious ass. Xxx
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    Lorraine @ Not Quite Nigella
    December 15, 2011 at 4:37 am

    Your random thoughts are so entertaining Kim! And those real housewives do not look very real at all! 😮 xxx
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      My Inner Chick
      December 15, 2011 at 6:50 pm

      Lorraine,
      Those wives are all plastic.

      I think it’s the LIPS mostly…thdy look quite unnatural, horrible, & seriously pumped up. YUCKKKY. x
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    Hilary
    December 15, 2011 at 4:48 am

    I want those shoes… I wish I could blog all day too… Did my post the other day get you in the mood for a pomegranate martini? Your comment made me want on! Oh, the housewives, I don’t watch, but met one and her husband through work…sigh, what you see on tv is what you get
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      My Inner Chick
      December 15, 2011 at 6:51 pm

      Hilary,

      Yes. You inspired me.

      I am drinking them when I bake on Saturday w/ my friends, too :))))

      thanks for the idea Xxx I just love drinking marinins out of cool glasses.
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    Mandy - The Complete Cook Book
    December 15, 2011 at 5:12 am

    I LOVE THESE POSTS!!! I burst out laughing when I read about Charlie – sorry Kim, but you know how much I love cats, even your naughty boy Charlie!
    🙂 Mandy xo
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      My Inner Chick
      December 15, 2011 at 6:53 pm

      Mandy,
      Can you believe Chalies would eat FROSTING?

      i can’t believe that cats would like that….but of course, Charlie is NOT a normal CAT.

      Xx Kiss for you in S. Africa. (What area do you live in ?)
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    Wendy
    December 15, 2011 at 6:21 am

    Ummm those shoes are def fab!!! If I could wear heels I’d wear those in a heartbeat everywhere I could!!!!

    No random thoughts just depressing ones really….grrrr

    I do get to stay home I’m very blessed but with it comes lots of sacrifice and hard work and some days I really do wish I could go back to work,but then one of my kiddos will do something funny or sweet and I think “I wouldn’t miss this for the world!”

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      My Inner Chick
      December 15, 2011 at 6:55 pm

      Wendy,

      I know what would cheer you up…

      get those shoes and wear them around the house!!

      –I’m on my way to visit you now. X
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    Kimberly
    December 15, 2011 at 7:15 am

    I want to know where in the heck did you run into that guy with the drooling problem that clams worms can fall out of orfaces. Like I hope that you washed yourself down with a hose and lots of hand sanitizer. EEWWW.
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      My Inner Chick
      December 15, 2011 at 7:04 pm

      Kimberly,

      true story about the worms & drool.

      —another true story is this dude is a hell of a nice guy, but I cannot look at him when I talk to him……

      So sad, but I have a very weak stomach.

      Xx
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    Hot Coco
    December 15, 2011 at 7:23 am

    LOVED this! 🙂 Hugely entertaining are your real random ramblings, Kim.

    That totally made me sound like Yoda, didn’t it?

    I can’t abide by Family Guy, and I have a friend whose cat’s head looks like Stewie, and tail looks like Whoville before you’re actually in Whoville – if you know what I mean. Do you know what I mean? It’s hilarious, but what’s not hilarious is, said cat licks her ass, then goes into the bathroom and proceeds to methodically remove all the toilet paper from the roll, and eat some of it along the way.

    Well, maybe that is kind of funny. 🙂

    The UN-Real Housewives machine is something I just don’t understand. They frighten me, much like that newly discovered, largest bug in the world that eats freaking carrots – and not the baby ones, either. EEK!

    The dribbler would have grossed me out with the dribbling, and freaked me out with the – um – “conversation.” What the fuck?

    Blessings to him, that there be no worms, and to you, that you don’t encounter him again any time soon! 😉

    xoxo
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      My Inner Chick
      December 15, 2011 at 7:07 pm

      Hot Coco,

      A cat that looks like Stewie, and a tail looks like Whoville?

      I can imagine. Yes. He sounds adorably, hilareously homely.

      I love the pets at Whoville!!!
      –the tails are curly, aren’t they?
      XX

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    Lady Fi
    December 15, 2011 at 7:24 am

    I can’t wear heels.

    I love chocolate.

    And I would so love to live on a paradise island and not have to work…
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    Dad
    December 15, 2011 at 7:46 am

    Kim, I hate to differ with, but I rather like that little lizard (Gecko) He seems smarter than most people who
    do ads on T. V. I was watching someone getting interviewed on t.v. and he had spit on the side of
    his mouth for at least half the interview until finally someone must have told him it was there. He wiped
    it off during a break. (Thank God). I loathe pedophiles & family guy, but I love Charlie.
    Love You More
    Dad

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    Bridget
    December 15, 2011 at 8:37 am

    I hate cars. Hate them. I wish we didn’t have to have them. I hate paying for them, putting gas in them, repairing them, and driving them. I wish I had a driver or a magic carpet to get me from point A to point B all day long.
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      My Inner Chick
      December 15, 2011 at 7:18 pm

      Dear B.

      I agree.
      I despise driving. I’d like to have a LIMO pick me up after work all warmed up w/ a glass of wine waiting for me.

      Wouldn’t that be nice? xx
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    adventures in alyssaland
    December 15, 2011 at 10:11 am

    Don’t you find it a
    bit weird that an old man would hesitate, even for a moment, when asked if he were
    sexually attracted to young boys?

    Um, yes and a bit creepy. Same with if they hesitate when asked if they cheated on their wife or sexually harassed someone.
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    Sandy Webb
    December 15, 2011 at 10:17 am

    No random thoughts other than I am in love with those shoes!!

    Oh, & I <3 you also…..xoxo
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    Linda Medrano
    December 15, 2011 at 10:54 am

    I thought that lizard was a gecko and I thought he was Australian. Just goes to show you. The one I hate is the “chirpy” blond who is just so “cutesy” I want to squish her with my stiletto.

    It pisses me off when they keep showing ads for “Save the Children” but nobody’s giving these people birth control. The Catholic Church even forbids birth control. Excuse me?

    It pisses me off when my neighbor man “re-arranges” my garbage cans (which are moved to the curb for Thursday morning pick up) and does it in his boxer shorts early every Thursday morning. Further he not only re-arranges them, he opens all the lids to look inside of them. Excuse me?

    It pisses me off when my husband leaves his socks on the floor. Does he think he has a maid?

    Oh, Lord, I could go on and on, but that’s enough.
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      My Inner Chick
      December 15, 2011 at 7:30 pm

      haaaa, so funny.

      What is the difference between a lizard and a geico? Yes. I believe that little creep is Austrailian.

      You aint NOBODY’S maid, honey. Xxx
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    Jann Huizenga
    December 15, 2011 at 11:28 am

    Ew! That was quite a visceral image of you stabbing the gecko with your stiletto!!! Ugh, and then you’d have to wipe him off your shoe. Could you do that? So glad I gave up watching TV so I never have to look at those plastic faces (exactly the same ones are on Italian TV). Another funny & wacky list, Kim!!!
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      My Inner Chick
      December 15, 2011 at 7:37 pm

      Jann,
      You know what?

      I coudn’t hurt a spider! Let alone rub it off of my shoe.

      i just despise that little freak on Tv.

      kiss for you. xx
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    Helene
    December 15, 2011 at 11:48 am

    I love this and I sooooo needed some humor today. So thank you for that.

    I can’t even look at Taylor on RH of Beverly Hills without wanting to wretch. How can someone allow so much crap pumped into their own lips before she realizes she doesn’t even look human anymore?

    The whole Jerry Sandusky interview was kind of captivating, listening to him struggle for answers. I esp loved the interview where he admitted to being attracted to young people and his lawyer is in the background trying to correct him and then Sandusky says, “yeah, that’s what I was trying to say.”

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    Caroline
    December 15, 2011 at 12:29 pm

    They totally resemble Joan River dolls, hahaha! Never thought about that. Sorry, I do watch Family Guy and Stewie is my favorite character (I agree though, sometimes the show is a bit too much)…don’t hate me! 🙁 Anyways, hope you’re having a fabulous day, lots of love to you! x
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    Irene
    December 15, 2011 at 2:34 pm

    LMAO! OMG, the spit conversation!! I hate that, like “GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME ALREADY! I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR MEDICAL ISSUES!”.

    But I like the little Gecko guy. It was the stupid ass cavemen I couldn’t stand.

    Sandusky is guilty. Nuf said.

    Don’t let those over popular blogesses get to you. I can guarantee half of them don’t even read their posts. Alot of them just click “follow” so they’ll reciprocate.

    The “Housewife Chicks” look like transvestites. Or botox gone horribly wrong.

    Love your random thoughts!
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      My Inner Chick
      December 15, 2011 at 7:50 pm

      Irene,
      What I love about you the most is YOUR HONESTY.

      One always knows where you stand.

      You are my kind of woman.

      Xx Love
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    Monica
    December 15, 2011 at 3:09 pm

    Your list is splendid. I always love the photos you include. Those high heels are something else! Wouza, wouza! I’m happy because I only have two more days of work and then I’ll be on vacation for two whole weeks!
    Love ya!
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    Kristy @PampersandPinot
    December 15, 2011 at 3:21 pm

    Lots to think on there. But, I’ll drink a pomegranate martini anytime.
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    Bella
    December 15, 2011 at 5:45 pm

    Kim, you know I’m a huge fan of these type posts of yours because they allow me to laugh my ass off, literally! OMG, I’m still chuckling of the gecko and your skinny stilleto! hee hee!

    My random thoughts would include:

    Why do tiny petite women carry purses that are half their size and why do big women carry teeny tiny purses that can double up as coasters?

    Why is it that when your own kids are grown up, you find other people’s kids so damn annoying?

    My greatest pet peeve? When the men in the house do not replenish the toilet paper or put back in the fridge a carton of milk that has but one drop.

    Why does Roxy attempt to do yoga every time she pees? You know, the thrust out leg, arching of the back, like the cat pose?

    Why don’t I have enough money to buy what my heart covets most, a DSLR camera?

    Why am I still wearing nine year old Ugg boots that should have been pitched five years ago?
    ARGH! 🙂
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      My Inner Chick
      December 15, 2011 at 7:54 pm

      Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. So FUNNY.

      I can see Roxy doing yoga. So Feminine.

      I soooooooooo hope you can get that camera VERY SOON ::)))

      All of us want to see more of your photos, dearest BELLA. xxx
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    Theresa Sonoda
    December 15, 2011 at 6:40 pm

    Random thoughts? Welcome to my life. I even have them in my sleep.

    Little kids in restaurants that scream and whine and bang on things drive me nuts. I mean it.

    If I just had $432,184 or so, I could buy a one-bedroom condo with a garage where I could park my old PT Cruiser. Vegas is expensive and recession….sucks. (Don’t worry, tomorrow I will have changed my mind completely. I’m like that).

    I finally got a freaking job and i start on January 3rd. So I start out with a couple weeks vacation. Unpaid of course. But I’m stoked.

    And tonight? I celebrate with a nice bottle of merlot.

    HUGSSSSS
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      My Inner Chick
      December 15, 2011 at 7:56 pm

      Congrats, Terri,

      What is your new job?

      Wish I could have a glass of Merlot w/ YOU. “))) Love XXXXXXXXXXXX
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    Jessica
    December 15, 2011 at 9:09 pm

    You had me a pom martinis. Those are my favorites.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      December 15, 2011 at 9:59 pm

      As I recall,
      I’ve seen you drink those lovely drinks on your vlogs. :)))))

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    Pat Scattergood
    December 16, 2011 at 12:04 pm

    I think the British lizard is rather charming. Too bad he works for an insurance company. Now there’s something I detest–Insurance companies.

    You’re so funny. Thanks for making me laugh.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      December 16, 2011 at 2:46 pm

      Pat,
      I am the minority on the little lizard.

      Everybody seems to love that dude. :)) X x

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    Phil
    December 16, 2011 at 1:57 pm

    Dammit Kim! I was coasting along your list and then that stunning last picture with the leggy woman in those outstanding strapped sandals. I must definitely have some kind of foot fetish going on, because I was just stuck there staring, and staring, and gawking, and… I sure hope I don’t have drool coming out of my open mouth because we all know how much you just hate that, but

    Dayyyuuuummmm!!! Did I mention that last picture with the strapped sandals on that leggy woman? Oh yeah, that’s right.

    Well, I’d hang around and stare a lot more er.. I mean chat, but I best get outta here before my wife catches me staring too long and smacks me upside the head. 😀
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      December 16, 2011 at 2:49 pm

      Phil,
      I have a great idea.

      Why don’t you buy your wife a pair of those sexy black shoes! :))

      She will be happy and you will, too.

      I love when you stop over. I love that you are such a gentleman.

      Are you making cookies w/ your wife this year? Xx

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    The Bipolar Diva
    December 16, 2011 at 6:45 pm

    I hate that disgusting spit stuff too! and I LOVE those shoes!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      December 16, 2011 at 9:22 pm

      Diva,
      I want to wear those shoes in London or Vegas :))) X

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    Susan Boswell
    December 16, 2011 at 8:53 pm

    KIM!
    1. Don’t be hating the ghecko, man! Now I DO hate the little mouse for Quizno’s. Now THAT is disgusting. Who’d want to wat at arestaurant with a rodent for a mascot??? But I would be insurance from a rodent or hire one for an attorney since it is so close to their species!

    2.My mama had worms but she wasn’t as weird as that guy. They gave her medicine and I believe it came out the OTHER end. (Part of me would like to see worms coming out someone’s nose… freaky…

    3.I haven’t had too many experiences with spittle other than I once drooled on my son , sort of on purpose but not really, when we were wrestling. He has never forgiven me. I also duct taped him a few nights ago. I get carried away sometimes… but I hate hate HATE dirty teeth!!!! iCK!

    4.So what do you think will happen to all those plastic women when we soften and wrinkle? Do you think their lips might break off? Or they might harden and turn yellow?Just thinking of my Tupperware?

    5. Do you still LOVE me???

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      December 16, 2011 at 9:21 pm

      Susan,
      I shall always love you … even if you like that little bastard lizard. 🙂 xx

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    Unknown Mami
    December 16, 2011 at 11:56 pm

    Don’t hate me…my 3 year old daughter’s favorite show is The Family Guy. Totally inappropriate.
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      My Inner Chick
      December 17, 2011 at 7:15 am

      —I Deeeeeeeeeespise the family guy.

      All of those characters gross me out.

      My kids say I don’t have a sense of humor.
      I can’t help it…the show offends me.

      Still love ya. X
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    Kelly @ Inspired Edibles
    December 17, 2011 at 6:02 am

    Haha, never seen the British Lizard… sounds like a real treat!

    Nice work Charlie, can’t wait to give you a big fat kiss on the lips 🙂

    Here’s my random thought for the day:

    Where your thoughts go your energy flows. Everything around us is made up of energy. To attract positive energy, you have to start by giving positive energy.

    xo.
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      My Inner Chick
      December 17, 2011 at 7:17 am

      —-Kelly,
      I believe that about the “Energy.”

      I feel as if I have not put postive energy out in the universe since Kay…

      but seriously, the old Kim WAS VERY positive!

      Xxx
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    Sophia
    December 18, 2011 at 6:44 am

    It is so funny post. We all love the free and could deal with our own things according to schedule. By the way, the shoes is so attractive and I want to own one. 😀
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    Alina
    December 19, 2011 at 10:51 am

    I like that geiko, he’s cute. SPeaking of cute, so is Yoda from Star Wars. If you didnt work Kim, you wouldn’t be able to buy all those awesome boots that you have! So ONE good thing comes from working.

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    Claire
    December 27, 2011 at 2:41 pm

    It never dawned on me that the lizard was british
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