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16 Things That Are Despicably Annoying


 

((( 15 Things That Are Despicably Annoying )))

1.  When the cat (Charlie) is outside all day frolicking in the forest  and only comes inside to take a shit.

2.   When Mr. Liverpool hesitates too long when I ask him how I look in my magnificent 100 dollar pair of  jeans. 

Dude, don’t you get it yet?  Just say “Hot!” 

  Dumbass.

3.   When I Google my name and Kim Kardashian comes up.  WTH.

4.   When I  bake  a batch of chocolate chip cookies, but forget to add the chocolate chips.  Seriously.

5.   When I go to the bathroom in the morning and not only is the toilet bowl filled with piss, but it’s splattered and splashed upon the seat, as well.

Excuuuse meeeeeeeee,  but are you flossing your teeth at the same time?

6.   When people spread nasty, yucky, wicked, horrible, crappy shit behind your back and smile all sugary & sweet  to your face  (you know who you are, assholes… and so do I).

7.  Snooky.

8.   When football, soccer, rugby, baseball, basketball, darts,  & bowling are on  all 267 channels .

9.  When I click on your blog, but you’re not there.  I know I’ve grumbled about  this before, but I loathe change, and I’m usually too lazy to travel to the other side.

I’m also envious…. because you’re  like one of those petite  pretty  popular chicks in high school that everybody LOOOOVED.)       Damn you.

10.  When I  try on a fabulously- sexy- silky- sensational  blouse, which fits like a glove and I realize  it’s from the Plus Size Department.  

Okay,  I bought the son-of-a-bitch and tore the size  tags out when I got home.    It just made me feel better about myself. 

11.    When Mr. Liverpool says I snore.

I ask him “Well, is it a feminine, cute kind of snore?”

He says,  “No.  It’s like a damn  truck driver snore.”

Why can’t this dude bend the truth sometimes?

12.    When all the kids at school are snickering, giggling, and  snorting at my expense…

…Because my  boot has a long section of toilet paper trailing after it  like a white celebration streamer.

13.   Howard Stern.

You are a meeeeeeeeeeeean, yucky, ishy man.

14.   When I fling (yes, I’ve actually done this at home) boiling water in the air…and it falls down as white ice.

Yeah, it’s  Realllly  cool, but despicable when you’re freezing your ass off.

15.   Spam  (not the meat kind)

Lets just say, I get LOTS of this useless, worthless, scandalous debris.

For example, today a spam message had the nerve to utter:  “Hey man, a monkey could do this.”

 “For one thing, don’t call me man;  you stinkin’monkey’s ass!” I say aloud.

“ And Take this, you FREAK”

(((((  DELETE ))))))

16.  Anne Coulture:  

You are one person that should be  completely, uttery, abundantly  SILENT at All times.

~~~~~~Dear, Readers,  what are some of your despicable things? 

Xxxpink lips


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  • Reply
    adventures in alyssaland
    November 20, 2011 at 6:28 pm

    #14 is funny and might point to you have issues.

    Love the list.

    Smooches!!

    The Queen of Alyssaland
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    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 6:32 am

      –Dear, Adventures,

      Oh, Yes,
      I do have issues. Just ask Mr. L. xx

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    Ann
    November 20, 2011 at 6:35 pm

    My husband LOVES chocolate chip cookies without the chips! There are some we definitely agree on – and some we don’t – but that makes life interesting!

    I love when you do this type of list thing! I am hoping you do a wish list for things you WANT and DON’T WANT for Christmas! Pleeeeeze? You are so funny and clever, I’d love to see what you come up with!

    You’re terrific and you made my weekend, Kim!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 6:35 am

      –Ann,
      Thanks for the blog post idea! I will do that one…

      You know, Saint Shirley recently told me that as a small child I walked around the house with a pad and pen writing lists!

      Isn’t that funny?

      Loooooooooooved talking to you on Sat. How does the new furniture look in the house? You are a SWEETHEART :)) XX

      • Reply
        Ann
        November 21, 2011 at 10:13 pm

        Kim – you are so sweet to ask! The furniture looks a zillion times better than I could have hoped for!

        It was GREAT talking to you on Saturday, too! Sorry I got you confused with the other Kim I was talking to the night before….I was seriously sleep deprived!

        You rock!
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    Impulsive Addict
    November 20, 2011 at 6:55 pm

    I LOVE LOVE LOVE your list! I can agree with several but the whole “talking trash about me behind my back but sugary sweet to my face” is a BIG ONE. There is so much bloggy trash talk it’s not even funny. If you don’t like me, why stalk me? Ugh.

    You should NEVER forget the chocolate chips or the butter. I may have done both but I’m not saying for sure because I like to be mysterious.

    Kim Kardashian and her entire family make me want to cut myself with a dull chip. Not even joking.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 6:36 am

      …..because I like to be mysterious

      Haaa.

      you are funny, Impulsive.

      Kim K. Sucks. x

  • Reply
    Jann Huizenga
    November 20, 2011 at 7:20 pm

    Kim, you do make WONDERFUL lists!!!! I so agree with you about spam, and yes,can we please hear a WHOLE LOT LESS from Anne C and Howard S. and the entire Kardashian gang. And a lot more from YOU, please!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 6:37 am

      —Jann,

      Ann C. makes all of us Christains look BAD.

      And Howard S. Is the Anti -Christ.

      I want more of your photos, too!! Xxx

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    Ashley
    November 20, 2011 at 7:21 pm

    Ahaha I agree with so many of these. I used to have a dog who would be outside all day and come inside and crap all over the place.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 6:38 am

      –Ashley,

      Haaaa.

      At least I’m not the only one.

      What does that mean? The pets must feel more comfortable inside their own homes or somthing.

      Xx Have a nice day…

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    Rachel (Totally Ovar It)
    November 20, 2011 at 7:26 pm

    For the love of mahjong, I just spit out free Chardonnay onto my laptop. Holy hell, are you effing hilarious! Don’t feel I know you well enough to swear in comments and I tend to be offensive. Anywhooooo…. because I’ve already consumed most of said bottle of Chardonnay, here are the first 3 things that I find utterly, unexcusable despicable:

    1) “Alls youz gots to do.” Really?
    2) When people tell me if I had started having babies in my 20s I wouldn’t be in the position I am now. Happens frequently, em-effers.
    3) Drinking unchilled white wine, even 3 buck chuck. I know, right?

    I am bookmarking this page for when I feel down. It is just THAT priceless.
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    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 6:39 am

      -Dear, R. -Talk about funny!!

      Give me some of the wine, girlfriend!! Xxxx

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    Monica
    November 20, 2011 at 7:34 pm

    Oh, too funny. Love the accompanying pix, too. And as for Ann Coulter, OMG I really wish she’d shut up. Or at least stop interviewing her on TV! Sheesh!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 6:40 am

      –Monica,
      Usually I’m screaming about finding your voice and UN-Silence…

      but not w/ Anne C.

      her voice is toxic.

      xX Kiss for you today.

  • Reply
    Katy Clark
    November 20, 2011 at 8:00 pm

    I love your list. Especially agree about Ms. Coulter. Gack.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 6:40 am

      –Katy,

      I agree.

      Anne C. Is one mean B. xx

  • Reply
    Karen Mobley
    November 20, 2011 at 8:14 pm

    i despise my boss who after playing a joke on ME– comes to talk to me about a certain motion I made after a certain comment he made…he’s such a game player and I really would like to just go to work and have an open and honest relationship. Ugh!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 6:41 am

      –Karen,

      And Honest Relationship means EVERTHING.

      You should talk to your joking boss about your concerns….

      Today.

      Xx

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    Ameena
    November 20, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    I could have written this. Seriously.

    Okay Snooky…she needs to just STOP. And be gone.

    #5 – This is why I do not share a bathroom. With anyone.

    And chocolate chip cookies! I can so relate. I made date muffins and forgot to put the dates in. They were very plain. 🙁
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 6:42 am

      –Ameena,

      your date muffins may have been plain…

      but you certainly Are. Not. 🙂

      Xxx

  • Reply
    Laci
    November 20, 2011 at 8:30 pm

    Ohhh my. These are hilarious!! Why doesn’t Mr. Liverpool (or really any other man) understand that $100 jeans make us look AMAZING! Chocolate chip cookies without the chocolate chips? *sigh* It must have been a ling day huu?

    And #6…do I need to take care of someone for you? Cause I will. In a heart beat.

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 6:44 am

      –Laci,

      If you only knew about my “ling days!”

      And one time I forgot the Eggs, too.

      thus, I am not a food blogger.

      Haa

      XXXX

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    Barbara
    November 20, 2011 at 8:34 pm

    I have to agree with Ashley’s remark on the dog thing to your cat thing. I keep the side door open to the yard. Five dogs run out, stay out, then come in and pee and poop in the kitchen. Good for me I don’t cook. Nor do I bake lovely chocolate chip cookies. I’d eat the chips and batter and forget to turn off the oven.

    A few of the things I find annoying!

    People who don’t return phone calls. You’d know who you were if you knew how to get on a computer to read this!

    Unanswered e-mails.

    Men who think showing photos of their dicks on iPhones is a good idea. (have you read my post on that?)

    Ashton K. I don’t get him and that long hair makes him look dumb. Is it just me? Demi is so hot, he is not.

    When the man at Wolf camera tells me the batteries are in wrong in my camera. He reverses them.

    What I love? Your blog sweet Kim!

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 6:46 am

      Dear Barbara,

      Yes, I read your blog about the— “Men who think showing photos of their dicks on iPhones is a good idea”

      Shocking & Gross!

      Are you kidding me?

      I love you, TOO :))

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    aurora
    November 20, 2011 at 9:17 pm

    That was funny, thanks for the giggles and also to those of you who added in comments. Don’t get me started or I might use all the available space on your blog, LOL Okay, here are just a couple of my peeves:

    Assumers (hate,hate,hate assumers, if you aren’t sure about something, ask, but never assume)

    Deceitful people (liars, hidden agendas, all of that ilk so soul tarnishing, hard to bounce back from)

    Loud noises (they startle me, I can’t take long periods of incessant noise either, like quiet a lot)

    That’s it for now because I’m just not as funny as the rest of you. But I am trying and do say the odd comical thing now and then.

    Happy Day, All 🙂
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 6:49 am

      —Dear, Aurora,

      –Sometimes I “Assume.”

      & I’ve been totally totally Wrong & Stupid.

      I Despise fake people. Plastic people.

      & I so agree w/ you bout Liars!

      Xx

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    Michael Ann
    November 20, 2011 at 9:26 pm

    GREAT list! Men are clueless. Agree about Howard Stern! I don’t even know who Snooky is. Who wants to be called Snooky?
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 6:50 am

      –Dear, Michael,

      —-don’t worry about not knowing Snooky.

      You just gained more brain cells.

      Have a good day :))

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    Vidya Sury
    November 20, 2011 at 9:36 pm

    😀 “When I try on a fabulously- sexy- silky- sensational blouse, which fits like a glove and I realize it’s from the Plus Size Department.” – I can’t stop laughing at this! No.6 is something that irritates the shit out of me too! I hate it when people say they’ll do something and then act as if they never meant to, or worse, pretend to be totally unaware.

    I love the way you express yourself. You’re one of the most gorgeous persons I’ve had the pleasure of connecting with. (Now hate me for saying “one of” – giggle!)

    And oh, I hate it when I ask Sury, “How’s the tea?” and he sometimes absentmindedly says, “The coffee is …er…hot” Not nice, not perfect, not tasty – but hot. Grr.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 6:52 am

      one of???????????

      Really? Seriously?

      HAAA.

      Lo0000ve when you visit Vidya.

      YOU. ARE. my favorite person.

      How is that? Xxxx

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    Theresa Sonoda
    November 20, 2011 at 9:52 pm

    And to your entire list, i shout “Amen sistah!” Howard Stern….ewwwwww. especially. And WTF is all that freaking honesty coming from our partners? My gf is like that, too. Just lie to me baby. I need that positive reinforcement. I’m needy.
    LMAO
    Love ya’s!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 6:53 am

      –Terri,

      NEEDY! HAAAAAA.

      You would definitely be in my “Things I LOVE.””

      Xx

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    Russell Mazonde
    November 20, 2011 at 10:01 pm

    Charlie sounds like a riot really lol 🙂

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 6:53 am

      –Russell,

      Do you want me to send him to you? Xx

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    aurora
    November 20, 2011 at 11:25 pm

    Hi, Kim,

    I nominated you for the Liebster Blog Award, check details out on my page and have fun sharing the love 🙂

    Hoping it brings a few more readers your way to help you spread the word.

    Kindest Regards,

    Janice
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 6:54 am

      Janice.–What a sweetheart.

      I’ll look at that after work today.

      xx

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    Alison@Mama Wants This
    November 20, 2011 at 11:52 pm

    Haha, funny list Kim!

    I know I’m guilty of one of those things above – and I apologize (again!).

    What I find despicable – people who treat Facebook like their diary. And people who take thousands of pictures of themselves and post them on Facebook.

    Yeah, Facebook abusers really get my goat.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 6:56 am

      –Alison,

      I have one question: Were you one of those CheerLeaders That everybody Loooved?

      HA.

      please DO a blog about those facebook freaks.

      Btw, Still love ya even though you are VERY popular. x

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    Helen Herrick
    November 20, 2011 at 11:54 pm

    I REALLY HATE when those annoying commercials come on full blast!!!!!!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 6:56 am

      –I agree.

      I haaaaaaaaaaaate those idiots! x

  • Reply
    Kiddothings
    November 21, 2011 at 12:27 am

    Urgh, I can’t stand piss all over the seat either!!! What a hilarious list! Love it!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 6:57 am

      –Kiddo,

      I’ll bet you get A Lot of that Piss :))) xx

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    Jessica
    November 21, 2011 at 12:38 am

    Why would Kim Kardashian come up when you google your name? That’s just strange. Snooki is definitely on my list of annoying people. I can’t believe she talks at colleges and wrote a book.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 6:58 am

      –Jessica,

      Kim K. is always in my google search…especially when I press Images.

      She Sucks! x

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    nan @ LBDDiaries
    November 21, 2011 at 12:46 am

    Anne Coulture – I don’t know who she is but if you say she needs to be silent, she must be bad.

    I despise hollywood people who say, “Well sometimes marriages just fail” when we all know he’s been caught with his pants down one time too many. Take some accountability you low life knuckle dragging cro magnon.

    I despise all the women who chase after the low life knuckle draging cro magnon thinking “he’s hot” but truth is they only want to be famous ’cause, I mean, it’s not like it’s true love when the first people you text are the rag mags and paparazzi claiming, “Guess who I just did & how much will you give me for my story?” You give women a bad name you low life panty dropping $*$&#*$… OK OK I’m fine now. Almost lost my religion there for a minute.

    I really hate any hollywood person thinking they have the right to use their fame to buddy up to people like the ones who blew up the Twin Towers. I think they should be drawn and quartered. Low life flag burning non patriot. They should have to LIVE in those places they seemingly idolize.

    I need to quit now. I am a nice girl but you are bringing out my formerly not-nice side (hoho).
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 6:59 am

      ***Almost lost my religion there for a minute***

      oh, Nan,
      You are a very naughty girl sometimes.

      Does Alpha know about this? Xxxx Kiss from Me.

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    Mandy - The Complete Cook Book
    November 21, 2011 at 3:04 am

    Kim, what a brilliant read for a Monday morning – thank you for making me laugh! 😀
    Have a splendid week.
    🙂 Mandy xo
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 7:00 am

      –Mandy,
      Have a nice Monday in S. Africa.

      Bake something delectable. 🙂 Xx

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    Lola
    November 21, 2011 at 5:21 am

    Reasons I love you:
    1. You make me giggle like a school girl
    2. You make lists…almost as if you understand intuitively that I can’t sustain attention to lengthy, verbose paragraphs
    3. You type with a large font and double space. Again, ADHD.
    4. You have a wicked bitchy streak which makes me feel significantly LESS evil than I typically feel.
    5. You have yet to disown your cat, which makes you loyal…or crazy. I like both qualities.
    6. Your shoe collection kicks ass.
    7. You hate all the things I hate.
    8. Your husband is as clueless as mine.
    There are more things I love about you, but I see something shiny.
    Must investigate.

    XO
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 7:03 am

      –Why is it that your comments are usually better than my blogs?

      Damn YOU!

      ***large font and double space. Again, ADHD.*** haaa

      OMG, I must have ADHD, too!

      –but don’t ya despise small print and NO spacing?

      You. Tickle. My. Funny. Bone. Looola.

      xxxxxx
      Kiss. Kiss. Hug.

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    Blond Duck
    November 21, 2011 at 5:27 am

    I love how under despicably annoying there’s a picture of Snooki.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 7:04 am

      –Dear. B. D.

      you don’t like her?

      Oh, and I see I spelled her name wrong!! HAAAAA

      Who Cares. xx

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    totsymae1011
    November 21, 2011 at 6:19 am

    Cool list and legitimate gripes. I’d have to add Rush Limbaugh and Steve Harvey on the list for me.

    Now, if my name could be connected with Denzel in a google seach. I wouldn’t be mad or nothing 🙂
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 7:04 am

      Rush Limbaugh.

      He is MEAN & ICKY & YUCKY.

      I agree.

      ——-But I’d kiss Denzel, babe.

      XX

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    Pat Scattergood
    November 21, 2011 at 6:51 am

    Love it. Put Nancy Grace in there with Ann Coulter for me, would you? 🙂
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 7:05 am

      —-Oh, I love Nancy!

      So, I shant put her on my list, Pat.

      And I love you, too. Xx

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    Kimberly
    November 21, 2011 at 7:36 am

    I blame Snooki being dropped in a ball at New Years for my shitty year.
    Yea…Snooki. The big orange meatball
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 7:41 am

      –Kimberly,

      Hilareous!

      —who’s dropping it this year?

      Probably Justin Beiber or whatev is name is.

      xx Kiss

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    Lady Fi
    November 21, 2011 at 9:15 am

    You know how to make me laugh!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 10:17 am

      –So Glad I can do that for you , Lady Fi. xx

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    Choleesa
    November 21, 2011 at 9:43 am

    Snookie and the Kardashians………………inspire pure anger from me…..are famous for what?????

    I agree with the rest of your list as well……
    Careful with that cold, you might snap something off.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 10:18 am

      Ha HHAAAA!

      Thanks for stopping by :)))

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    Kim Pugliano
    November 21, 2011 at 11:00 am

    There are 2 blogs I frequent, and both are horrible spellers. It grates my nerves. It makes me NUTS that these 2 girls have ADS on their misspelled blogs. I want ads! I have great grammar and I know how to spell! I want to talk about a product and get it for free! Do I need to have my kid write my posts for me? It’s one thing to make a mistake here and there but every single post has some kind of dumb ass mistake. And the childish font just brings it home for me.

    That is all.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 3:14 pm

      –Kim,
      Just tell us how you feel about those dumb ass, horrible spellers, will Ya?

      HA HA.

      xxx

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    lafemmeroar
    November 21, 2011 at 12:47 pm

    I love this list and I’m definitely with you on the whole Snooky thing. What is the fascination with her. When I look at her … she reminds me of a greasy burrito.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 3:15 pm

      –Dear, L.

      –and look at us…

      we are damn well talkin’ about that greasy burritto!!! Damnnnn. x

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    Psycho
    November 21, 2011 at 12:48 pm

    Aww …Kim, you’re so cute!

    I totally agree with your annoying list, but please don’t get me started! Lmao!

    Honestly, Kim Kardashian comes up on Google search? That sucks big time! XD

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 3:15 pm

      –Psycho,

      i’ll be waiting for your list, babe. xx Do one!

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    Kelly
    November 21, 2011 at 1:45 pm

    When I Google my name and Kim Kardashian comes up – *hilarious* –

    The chocolate chip cookies would be a great gag – bring them along as a hostess gift: “here you go, I made you my favourite chocolate chip cookies” and watch them sweat. Hee-hee…. ;0
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 3:16 pm

      –HA HAAAA..

      Luv Ya, K. x

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    ALINA
    November 21, 2011 at 2:19 pm

    #5 is interesting. I am pretty sure I witnessed that Saturday night and it pissed me off. Doesnt even shut the door…gosh

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 3:17 pm

      —Alina,

      I know.

      It’s a damn disgrace….isn’t it? Piss all over the place.

      Heard it ‘s your birthday soon…. Xxx

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    Linda Medrano
    November 21, 2011 at 2:42 pm

    This whole jolly time of year pisses me off. My husband is a regular Christmas junkie, and that makes me mad too because I’m so bah humbug.

    Love your list!!!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 3:19 pm

      –Linda,

      I used to LOVE LOVE LOVE Christmas…I mean, go nutzo probably like your hubs….

      …but not now after Kay.

      I sort of dreading it.

      Luv for you. xx

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    Adriana Iris
    November 21, 2011 at 2:45 pm

    L to the O the L was browsing my girls blogs while I come up with something to type… thanks for the laugh.
    =)
    right on about 16.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 3:20 pm

      —Adriana,

      Doesn’t she drive you insane with her Meaness?

      Xx

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    Dad
    November 21, 2011 at 2:51 pm

    Kim, I agree with you about Howard Stern, he is a typical jerk, maybe he and Ann Coulter should get
    married, they would make a super pair.
    One of the things that annoy me the most is phones calls from solicitors. Also they call at ungoldy
    times.
    Love You
    Dad

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 3:21 pm

      —Love you more than Siamese Cats in Winter Snow.

      Xxxxx

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    ed pilolla
    November 21, 2011 at 3:10 pm

    i absolutely love your list, from the cookies to the cat.
    and i can’t stand bathrooms like that either. don’t people enjoy cleanliness??
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 3:22 pm

      ed,

      not my boys, apparently.

      xx

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    Missy | The Literal Mom
    November 21, 2011 at 4:35 pm

    I can’t stand Howard Stern either. He’s just an awful man.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 5:17 pm

      –I agree.

      I sometimes call him the Anti – Christ.

      Is that bad?
      x

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    Irene
    November 21, 2011 at 5:11 pm

    “Snooky” Don’t you know it!
    “Howard Stern” DOOOOOOUCHE BAG!
    I snore too. Don’t feel bad.
    Love this list! Oh, puuulleeeeeese….Kim Kardashian…..*gag*. Did you know there’s a petition for MTV to take their show off the air? That many people are sick of them!

    I have a similar post in que. I’ll launch it later.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 5:22 pm

      Hurricane, irene,

      can’t wait to hear your sassy brilliant perspective on this stuff.’!!

      Xxx Kiss.

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    julie gardner
    November 21, 2011 at 5:47 pm

    “Snooki’s my sister and she’s really smart!”
    This is what I’d say if Snooki were my sister and also if I were a liar.

    But neither of those things is actually true.
    She’s a dumb-ass and I’m thrilled to not be related to her.

    Except for the part where I might get a book contract if I were.

    So instead, I’m going to change my name to Julie Christianson Gardner Kardashian.

    Because a girl can’t have too many last names that start with K.
    And I want to come up on your Google search.

    XO
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 21, 2011 at 6:02 pm

      “Snooki’s my sister and she’s really smart!”
      This is what I’d say if Snooki were my sister and also if I were a liar.

      CLASSIC. Xxx HA HA

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    Goodness and Grit
    November 22, 2011 at 1:15 am

    YES! Those do deserve to be on a DESPICABLY ANNOYING LIST!

    Especially #´s 2 and 15! Those are on my list too.

    Instead of hesitating (re #2), Dream Baby often says flat or saggy….RAT BASTARD!

    Re #15, all we want is a little love! I have been referred to as a man or men before too….it has to be the ultimate SPAM (Shitty Poor Advertising Monsters)!

    Have a wonderful Thanksgiving Kim!

    Hugs and skål (cheers)!
    Kimberly
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    Lorraine @ Not Quite Nigella
    November 22, 2011 at 3:01 am

    LOL you really make me laugh. I know that if we met up we’d spend hours laughing and talking about these very things! 😛 xxx
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    Nota
    November 22, 2011 at 5:37 am

    #1. This weird-ass wiggly thing my husband does with his knee while he’s sleeping that jerks me awake. Apparently I am not evil enough on low-sleep as to make him stop. Adding ‘be more evil’ to the to-do list.

    #2. Co-workers who clip their fingernails at work. There seem to be a slurry of males at my office who do this and then do not understand why I pass by with an evidence jar and a CSI labcoat proclaiming “one of these times I’ll get a hit on CODUS!”. Once in awhile I change up to a full-on biohazard suit just to keep them guessing.

    #3. Co-workers who think 3 oz. of coffee left in a pot is an ideal amount to leave the warmer turned on indefinitely, but not bother to make more coffee.

    I should just simplify this:

    #4. Co-workers.
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    My Inner Chick
    November 22, 2011 at 6:34 am

    I should just simplify this:

    #4. Co-workers.

    B R I L L I A N T !!!!!!!!!!!!

    Xx HAAAAAA
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    Bridget
    November 22, 2011 at 8:42 am

    The stupid dog dumping her food out on the floor with her paw. The sound makes me want to punch her in her stupid, furry face.

    #10 & #16, YES!
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    Courtney~Mommy LaDy Club
    November 22, 2011 at 8:47 am

    Love the list!

    Mine is: I have bruises on my body from running into every door, drawer, cupboard that are left open by my husband constantly. I come around a corner, and bam! Does anyone else have this problem?! Why does he not close something after opening something??
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    Pure Complex
    November 22, 2011 at 11:53 am

    I think we say we want our significant other to bend the truth.. but I don’t think we really want them too lol. And I won’t ask how you forget the chocolate chips lol. Too cute
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 22, 2011 at 4:25 pm

      –Dear, Kay,

      You can ask…

      I am a “DORK” that’s how I forgot the chips!! Xx

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    Helen Herrick
    November 22, 2011 at 12:04 pm

    Animals will mimic our behaviors. We go outside, then come back in to evacuate our bowels…….this is not lost on them. It is the proper thing to do. Except for the time the process was reversed, and my neighbor called me to say my sweet young child had pulled down his diaper and was taking a dump in the yard. Sometimes we learn from our pets, I guess…….

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 22, 2011 at 4:26 pm

      —HAA HAAA,

      I love that! Fabulous, Helen! x

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    The Bipolar Diva
    November 22, 2011 at 12:26 pm

    Kim;

    Are you sure we’re not married to the same man?
    I wanna steal this idea, can I and give you full credit with a link through? preeettttttyy pleeeeease?
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 22, 2011 at 4:27 pm

      –You Must Do it, Diva.

      No need to give me credit.! Xxx Kiss

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    Brenda
    November 22, 2011 at 1:20 pm

    I don’t think it should matter where you buy the blouse so long as you look sexy and feel good about yourself. As for the Snooks, I honestly don’t understand that one.. but then I again I don’t get reality tele, either. I am too tired to add anything witty to your list, but I know there are many things I might add if I wasn’t so bone tired.. Oh yeah, that’s it, when someone rambles… 🙂
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 22, 2011 at 4:54 pm

      –Brenda,

      You- tired?

      I never thought you’d get tired of writing “words!” xxx

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    Caroline
    November 22, 2011 at 5:40 pm

    Pretty sure Snooki annoys me most out of everything on your list. Can’t stand the show and how they’re famous for absolutely nothing! Eeesh….
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    Christina
    November 22, 2011 at 7:38 pm

    Positively brilliant list! Absolutely the funniest shit I’ve read in a long time! I have nothing to add that wouldn’t sound totally lame.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 22, 2011 at 10:05 pm

      –Christina,
      Glad you like my shit :)) X

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    Emily
    November 22, 2011 at 9:33 pm

    Oh, Mr. Liverpool!

    Thanks for the laugh this morning! It’s actually really refreshing to read a post of Despicable Things on the day before Thanksgiving! 🙂
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 22, 2011 at 10:06 pm

      Emily,

      Have a great Thanksgiving :)) X

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    Tia
    November 23, 2011 at 8:39 am

    That was great! I needed the laugh. Love you:)

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    Twisted Domestic Goddess
    November 23, 2011 at 4:12 pm

    What is currently annoying me to a despicable end is the fact that …..

    My bonus child who I have taken more time with in the last 6 months then her own mother decided she was going to slam me to her mother last night because I ummm….make her listen….and don’t let her talk rudely to others…..and ummm have helped her improve her grades in the last month I’ve been in the house.

    oyyyyy I get the jealou factor of it all but really sweetie ratting me out over th ephone to a mother who has abandoned her not once but twice….not cool.

    ok done venting on your blog now…can’t vent on mine since B reads it lol
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    countingducks
    November 24, 2011 at 5:23 am

    Your list made me laugh. any man who tells his wife that she snres is asking for trouble in my opinion
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    The Girl Behind
    November 24, 2011 at 2:36 pm

    Poor Mr Liverpool for not saying the right thing about your jeans.

    He can’t help it – he’s English, isn’t he? They’re all like that over here!

    (And they make up stories about snoring too. I’m sure you don’t snore like a truck driver. Neither do I. I don’t know why Englishmen say these things!!!).

    xx
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    Pamela
    November 24, 2011 at 7:26 pm

    You had me at #7.
    How about when you lose a little weight and feel awesome then get sick and gain it all back and then some?

    You make me laugh, girl.
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    Lady E
    November 25, 2011 at 1:23 pm

    Teehee! And oooh, I’ve got one really annoying ting: People who beep their horn at you because you’ve stopped tolet some pedestrians cross at a zebra crossing, or because the light is green but you’re not moving (because you can’t as there are 50,000 unmoving cars in front of you)…

    Anyway, maybe that’s French drivers for you!
    Thanks for your always entertaining posts
    x
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    whenharrymetcelery
    November 26, 2011 at 12:04 pm

    What an honest post! “When I Google my name and Kim Kardashian comes up.” HILARIOUS! Come drop by my blog sometimes, I’d love to hear what you think about my latest post.

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 26, 2011 at 6:30 pm

      I looove the name of your blog… “whenharrymetcelery”
      -Fabulous.
      I’ll be right over… X

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