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Fifteen Random Thoughts


 

1.    As you may know,  I call my Mama “Saint Shirley” in my blog.

… And now people in Duluth Town  are calling her Saint Shirley, too.

 So anyway, Saint Shirley is talking to her doctor the other day and muses,  “ Well, I can’t be much of a Saint, Dr.,  because my daughter uses that “F” word in her blog all the time.”

2.    I’ve been a bit snotty & cranky  lately.

Mr. Liverpool looks at me and utters all serious like,  “You should change your tag line on your blog from A Side Of Bitch to A Full Bitch.”    ( I couldn’t help but snicker)

3.    The people you least expect to be your angels will rise above the ashes to declare:

(((  I See You.     I Hear You.      I’m Happy You Came.  )))

 

They also grind you Starbucks in the morning.

4.     When God was speaking about the Valley of the Shadow of Death,    He was referring to the living, not the dead.

5.      Do not EVER ask your husband or partner  if your ass looks big in those jeans.

6.     I must remember to slap my gorgeous, skinny, well-developed friend.

The other night she said she needed to exit Clyde Iron after only one glass of wine  because she had Zumba at 6:30 in the morning.

Bitch. 

7.      I love this Tattoo sooo much. 

8.      Anything with brown sugar & sweet butter tuuuuuuurns me on.

9.      I’m a contradiction, a fraud, a counterfeit

I write amusing blogs about this and that…but sometimes, many times, more times that not,  I can scarcely make it out of bed in the morning/mourning. 

10.     I observed this delicate slight flower from Kindergarten the other day. 

She sat in morning circle examining in amazement  as her school mate picked his nose for 2 strait minutes.

Oh, the innocence & grossness of youth.

11.     I have a frequent dream about this room in my house I never utilize.

I think, Wow…. “Why don’t I use this room?  Why do I keep forgetting about this beautiful room?”

12.     You know what really pisses me off?

Idiots that talk to me while they’re eating chocolate or peanut butter.

13.     Another thing:

I can’t stomach  that speckle of saliva stuck to the corner of one’s lip.

Damn you for not knowing it’s there and making me uncomfortable!

14.    I don’t care about Kim Kardashian’s divorce.

Children are starving, we are bankrupt,  the government is corrupt, and there are pedophiles’ walking round. 

 You stupid assholes.

15.     I love this song

Dear, Readers,  tell me something random, pleeeease.

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129 Comments

  • Reply
    Laci
    November 13, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    That is a great tattoo! I love it.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 6:29 am

      –Laci,
      I know. Isn’t it gorgeous? Xx

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    Irene
    November 13, 2011 at 2:03 pm

    “6. I must remember to slap my gorgeous, skinny, well-developed friend.”

    Don’t hit me too hard. 😀
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 6:30 am

      –I will not hit you too hard, Gorgeous. “)) Xx

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    Hot Coco @ From Flab to Fab
    November 13, 2011 at 2:14 pm

    I prefer to sleep either on my back, or on my left side.

    Also, there seems to be a glut of ghostly activity in my house today.

    I just had peanut butter, but I chewed with my mouth closed and did not speak while eating it.

    I still haven’t spoken.

    I need water, and there’s honey vanilla bliss tea in my to-go mug. Water, tea, water, tea…

    🙂 xo
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 6:31 am

      —Verrrry Interesting, Coco. Xx

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    Monica
    November 13, 2011 at 2:20 pm

    Love all the random stuff. I just discovered the TV series, Parenthood and I like it. How’s that for random?
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 6:31 am

      –Monica,
      Love Parenthood! I want to watch all of them from the beginning. Xx

  • Reply
    Katy Clark
    November 13, 2011 at 2:20 pm

    I bathed my dog today – now she smells sweet and I smell like wet dog.
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    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 6:32 am

      —Katy,
      So Sweet.

      Wet Dog! What a sweet scent. Xx

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    Katy Clark
    November 13, 2011 at 2:26 pm

    And never trust a skinny cook.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 6:32 am

      –I agreeeeeeee. Xx HA HA

      That’s why I like Paula Dean & The Barefoot C.

  • Reply
    Renee Fisher
    November 13, 2011 at 2:27 pm

    I’m a contradiction, a fraud, a counterfeit

    You are the exact opposite.
    Because you will always mourn, but your life will stand for more than mourning.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 6:33 am

      –Renee,
      Thank you for that. thank you. xx

  • Reply
    aurora
    November 13, 2011 at 2:30 pm

    Loving your random thoughts, keep them coming 🙂
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 6:34 am

      —Aurora,
      Random is my middle name 🙂 X

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    Linda Medrano
    November 13, 2011 at 3:15 pm

    Zoe is taking a sun bath. She needs sunscreen on her pink nose. Honey is cleaning her paws. Harry is watching the 49er game with my husband. I’m ready for a nap. Happy Sunday!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 6:35 am

      –Linda,
      I love your house!
      I can visulize all of this….
      Happy Sunday & Monday. X

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    Lady E
    November 13, 2011 at 3:20 pm

    9. “I’m a contradiction, a fraud, a counterfeit” : Mmm, I know the feeling. And how hollow the you-are-doing-so-wells and other you-are-so-strongs can sound at times, too.

    But thank you, for your fun and fluffy thoughts, for providing lightness to others whose days are too heavy, for being there in spite of everything…
    xxx
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 6:36 am

      –Lady E,
      **in spite of everything….

      Thank you, Dear xxx

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    Kim Pugliano
    November 13, 2011 at 3:21 pm

    First of all, double-slap your friend (once from me).

    Random: I spend a lot of time rubbing the inner skin of my boobs. The skin is so soft there!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 6:36 am

      –Kim,
      YOU. Are. A Classic. HA HA.

      I will slap my friend for you, too Xx

  • Reply
    eva626
    November 13, 2011 at 3:23 pm

    i get annoyed when people talk to me while eating chocolate and dont offer any to me! lol (jk never had someone talk to me while eating chocolate or pb)

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 6:38 am

      –Eva,
      Ha ha,
      I’m mostly talking about kids!! X

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    Lola
    November 13, 2011 at 3:39 pm

    LOVE random thoughts. Are there really any other kind? For me…no.

    Today I decided to consume nothing but coffee for the next few days because I’ve been eating the kids’ Halloween candy nonstop and I figured this would counteract all the damage that I’ve done, but instead I just got all cracked out on coffee talkingkindalikethisalldaywithnobreaths,nobreaksandsuperfast,whichmakesmyvoiceclimbseveraloctavessothatnoonecanunderstandmebecauseIsoundlikeaTellyTubbyvideotapethat’sfastforwarding…

    and then I got really hungry anyway, and ate everything in sight at warp speed. So my plan was unsuccessful.

    Um…

    random enough?
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 6:39 am

      **talkingkindalikethisalldaywithnobreaths***

      I get it. I love it.

      You. Always. Tickle. Me. X

  • Reply
    Ashley
    November 13, 2011 at 3:41 pm

    That tat is amazing! And I def agree with #5
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 6:40 am

      –Love the Tat, Too. So pretty.

      xx

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    adventures in alyssaland
    November 13, 2011 at 3:49 pm

    Love them all but #1 and #3 made me laugh out loud. Thanks for that….

    My parents HATE when I swear in my blog.

    I have a very special relationship with by Starbucks. At the yacht somebody asked a barista, “Do you know Alyssa?” To which he responded, “Grande Coffee in a Venti Cup topped off with cold whole milk.” Another time I was sick so my mom got me coffee and since they know my drink asked where I was. When I returned they asked how I was feeling.

    Smooches!!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 6:41 am

      —Love It! They all read your blog!

      Super Star.

      When people ask how I’m doing, I find myself saying, “Don’t you read my blog?”

      HA Xx

  • Reply
    Tere
    November 13, 2011 at 3:59 pm

    Absolutely LOVE this post. Guess I’m gonna have to try this. Thanks for the chuckle!!!!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 6:41 am

      –Tere,
      Try it. You may like it. Xx

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    debbie
    November 13, 2011 at 4:11 pm

    How’s this for random….my left foot always hurts when I wear heels and I love to wear heels! The older I get the worse the foot gets!!!!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 6:42 am

      –Debbie,
      Poor baby.

      The stuff we do to look Gorgeous! Xx

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    Jann Huizenga
    November 13, 2011 at 4:21 pm

    Great, great, great post, Kim!!!! Your #9 absolutely tore at my heart, and #7 is spectacular! BRAVISSIMA!!!!!!

    My random thought of the day: So glad the former shipboard crooner Berlusconi is gone (at least for a while) from italian politics. Che vergogna!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 6:43 am

      –Jann,

      Brava. xx

      Btw, The Priest from Sicily was Beautiful. Classic. Priceless.

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    Alison@Mama Wants This
    November 13, 2011 at 4:25 pm

    I love this list. #14 made me snort and nod in agreement at the same time.

    Random thing from me: I hate wet hair. I have to dry my hair ASAP after washing it.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 6:44 am

      –Mama A,
      Interesting. Is your hair long?

      Glad I could make you snort !! x

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    Savvy Working Gal
    November 13, 2011 at 4:40 pm

    My niece told my sister she can’t name her baby Carter because the weirdest kid in her class is named that he chases her with boogers on his finger.

    Enjoyed your random thoughts.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 6:45 am

      –Savvy,

      Superb! Haaaaa

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    Russell Mazonde
    November 13, 2011 at 4:58 pm

    I don’t care about Kim Kardashian’s divorce.

    Children are starving, we are bankrupt, the government is corrupt, and there are pedophiles’ walking round.

    So true!!!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 6:45 am

      –Russell,
      No kidding.

      Kim Sucks!

      Xxx

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    Twisted Domestic Goddess
    November 13, 2011 at 5:10 pm

    I loovveeee that tattoo and I agree with the brown sugar and melted butter.

    There are days I feel like that too more often then not lately.

    about the little thing of spit. i never know what to say it’s like a booger….do you tell them and risk embarassing them or do you let it hang and still risk embarassing them

    WHAT DO YOU DO????

    BTW I may totally steal your idea of random thoughts…
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 6:46 am

      –Twisted,

      Do it! And I shall read your weird booger stories!! Xx

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    Ronda
    November 13, 2011 at 6:02 pm

    I want to get my nose pierced,so not only are my thoughts random,I also act on them!

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 6:47 am

      –I’ll go w/ you, dear,

      you definitley need your nose peirced cuz this is only for very cool people.

      Luv you for making me coffee and knowing that I AM HERE.
      Xx

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    Phil
    November 13, 2011 at 6:53 pm

    Hey now! I can do random thoughts! 🙂 OK, here goes.

    1. Seems to me if my wife wakes up at 4 am feeling frisky while I’m dead asleep and reaches over to nibble my ear, it takes me, oh… about 1.3 seconds to agree to … well… you know. On the other hand, if I wake up at 4 am feeling frisky and reach over to nibble in her ear, it takes her oh… about 1.1 seconds to say, “Hell NO!!! Let me sleep!” Dang it!

    2. After helping my daughter move to another apartment in the city, and despite her having a whole bunch of strapping young guys to help, her dad (me) is still exhausted. Damn, getting old I guess.

    3. See number 2. I guess I’ll be sleeping well tonight. Unless of course my wife wakes up at 4 am feeling frisky.

    4. I love visiting this place. It has a real home-like feel. That, and a lot of chicks…

    5. If my wife reads 4, I won’t be getting any tonight…

    6. If 5 happens, no worries, I’m way too tired anyway…
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 6:49 am

      —Dearest, Phil,

      NEVER stop visiting this site….because I love ya, you frisky little crtitter! Xxx Kiss from MN.

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    Rachel (Totally Ovar It)
    November 13, 2011 at 7:03 pm

    Random fact about me: I am the least sentimental person I know. My whole family is dead and all I have to show for it is 6 sets of china and 2 boxes of photographs.

    Thank you for sharing your randomness with me. Side of bitch, full on bitch, I still enjoy the hell out of your writing.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 6:50 am

      –Rachel.

      And I enjoy the hell outta you 2!

      6 boxes of china?!!!!! WOW. I hope you at least use it, dear. X

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    Jenny
    November 13, 2011 at 7:10 pm

    We recently out of pure boredom started playing Angry Birds on PS3. There are 5 of us so to be fair we take turns. Your turn involves shooting all your birdies at the poor piggies and if you manage to kill them all you get a go at the next level, if not you pass the controller over to the next person

    The mildly interesting part of this story is that our Master 5 with almost no explanation on how to play the game (just a basic, “you press that button to release the bird” and “kill the piggies”) can out do us all. This kid has no plan and half the time he flicks the birds in the opposite direction to the objective just for a laugh, but when he wants to complete the level he just lines it up and a large percentage of the time it all just falls into place.

    Clearly he does not get this from my side of the family. After years of driving I still can’t tell if I’m between the lines whilst driving along and parking is the bane of my existence because I can’t for the life of me tell how close I am to the cars beside me.

    Oh and that tattoo is amazing!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 6:53 am

      –Interesting Randomness, Jenny.

      I’d HATE to drive in London! Those lines…The craziness.

      Somebody just showed me how to play Angry Birds.

      Do the piggies drive you insane? Xx

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    Jessica
    November 13, 2011 at 8:19 pm

    That is a great tattoo and perfect for remembering your sister.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 6:53 am

      –Jessica,
      I love it!

      Wish I had the guts to get one…. Xx

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    Vidya Sury, Freelance Writer & Blogger
    November 13, 2011 at 8:42 pm

    Hey Kim, I LOVE that tattoo too. And the song :-). Some random thoughts: Why can’t I close my eyes, sleep and wake up to find my house magically cleaned itself? I wish the pigeons would move to another verandah; am so tired of cleaning their shit. I wish I lived in the flat next door – it just got renovated. It pisses me off when I see men leisurely scratching their crotches or bums while they’re conversing, its so annoyingly can’t-help-notice distracting. Sometimes I wish there was no internet (stupid, but temporary thought. I do wake up). Oh well.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 6:55 am

      *** It pisses me off when I see men leisurely scratching their crotches or bums **

      OMG! The men do that in India, too?! That is SICK :))

      You. Make. Me. Smile.

      Luv Ya, Vidya. X

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    Theresa Sonoda
    November 13, 2011 at 8:49 pm

    I really like it when you do a post like this one because I feel like I get to know you so much more. And that’s important to me. To get to know you. The real you. You are a love.
    And?
    I have 15 thoughts about your thoughts:
    1. Raw
    2. Truth
    3. Naked
    4. Bitchy
    5. Personal
    7. Sexy
    8. Candid
    9. Brilliant
    10. Compassionate
    11. Reflective
    12. Wacky
    13. Complex
    14. Simple
    15. Unique

    Look forward to learning more about you Chica. Keep writing.
    XOXO’s
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 6:56 am

      –Terri,
      Your heart is the size of Nevada!

      Love what you have to say. Always.

      if we met, we’d be good friends & LAUGH together often. X

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    Nicole
    November 13, 2011 at 8:52 pm

    *sliding the chocolate peanut butter behind my back*

    Don’t hate your friend too much–those of us who skip out on funness to drag ourselves to Zumba/treadmill/Pure Barre early in the morning don’t necessarily WANT to….we just know it’s not gonna get done otherwise.

    Can relate to the contradiction thing…there are many mornings I can’t drag myself out of bed, and I have even less justification.

    An occasional binge on Bitch Flakes is not always a bad thing–it’ll just take a bagful of sugar instead of a spoonful to get back on track.

    Girls nowadays have lost their gross-out factor, and I think it’s primarily to piss off the boys.

    At least your mom’s just concerned about the F-word; MINE wants to know why I’m a White Trash Princess.

    And as for the Khartastrophe, I promise you when I manage to finish my blogpost you’ll at least get a chuckle. 😉
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 7:00 am

      –Nicole,
      Love when you stop by.

      Can’t wait to read your “Random Thoughts!” Xx

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    November 13, 2011 at 10:28 pm

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 7:00 am

      –Cool! xx

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    Mandy - The Complete Cook Book
    November 13, 2011 at 10:59 pm

    Kim, I had such a giggle at Saint Shirley’s chat with her doc – precious!
    Kay is living on! The tattoo is such a special, beautiful tribute!
    If we could all take heed of point 14 – there are SO MANY more important things to worry about and focus our energy on in the world rather than so called celebrities.
    Have a beautiful love filled week Kim.
    🙂 Mandy
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 7:01 am

      –Mandy,
      when you visit, I feel your kindness seeping and flowing thru my computer.

      Have a wonderful Monday… Cook Lots. Xx

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    Kiddothings
    November 14, 2011 at 2:33 am

    What a great list of random thoughts! Love them! I can’t stand #13 too! And it always distracts me from hearing what that person is saying! Hilarious.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 7:03 am

      I KNOW!

      I keep looking at the saliva and think– “Remove it. Take that off. DOn’t you know it’s there? Daaaamn you!”

      Xx

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    Anna
    November 14, 2011 at 3:29 am

    “Do not EVER ask your husband or partner if your ass looks big in those jeans.” – HA HA! OMG, this is so true! But I always make this mistake, damn! 😀
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 7:03 am

      –Anna,
      Me Too.

      sometimes men SUCK! X

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    Emily
    November 14, 2011 at 6:45 am

    Ha! #11, YES! I have that dream!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 7:04 am

      –Welll,
      what do you think it means? X

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    Margaret Mckenzie
    November 14, 2011 at 7:40 am

    Love Jordans tatoo of his mother!!! How amazing that Kay has such sweet sweet boys!! I have one boy and I want to say he is going to be SWEET but im not sure….but 3 of them!!! Amazing mother!! F.Y.I. Parenthood is on netflix FROM THE BEGINNING!! Just started watching it! Loveit!
    I love reading your blogs they make me feel soooo many things.
    Maggie

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    Renee
    November 14, 2011 at 9:21 am

    I’m so glad to know someone else has random thoughts besides me! And as for the Kardashian chic, will someone please tell me what she has contributed to society – in a positive, you should want to emulate her kind of way? Keeping up with them is totally out. I want to scream at the top of my lungs – surpass them my darlings and do something today besides attach eyelashes! Was that too harsh? Love the blog!
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    totsymae1011
    November 14, 2011 at 9:55 am

    The randomness of thought brings us to both deep and whimsical places. Sometimes I feel wicked and don’t wanna play nice all the time. I’ve had thoughts of telling some women, “Shut the fuck up, you dumb bitch” and smiled my way through it or walked away. Yep, I know the fake feeling. Just me having a low tolerance for BS, I guess.

    So, Mr. Liverpool is living in the whirlwind of a tornado, huh. Just tell him to take cover, the storm will pass.
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    Kristy @PampersandPinot
    November 14, 2011 at 11:09 am

    I love your list and relate to so much of it. Butter and brown sugar. mmmmm, always a good choice.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 2:51 pm

      -Buuuuter & Brown Sugar.

      My ass likes it….really likes it! x

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    Lady Fi
    November 14, 2011 at 11:49 am

    Great thoughts! I love number 14… there are so many more important things in the world that the sorry lives of so-called celebrities…
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 2:52 pm

      –Lady,Fi.

      I know. Why do people care about these people? I don’t get it.

      Xx

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    Pure Complex
    November 14, 2011 at 12:02 pm

    I asked my significant other if my ass looked big in my jeans and he just starred at it and said he liked it big LOL. And I guess he does because he stares LOL. Too funny.. now I’m trying to lose 10 pounds and he doesn’t like it.. go figure
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 2:52 pm

      –He Likes Your ASS just how it is!! :)) Xx

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    Blond Duck
    November 14, 2011 at 12:52 pm

    My biggest problem is whining to Ben about my ass at 10 at night.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 2:53 pm

      –B.B.

      Ha ha ha. xx

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    Pat Scattergood
    November 14, 2011 at 1:14 pm

    Something random (and delightful): My 5-yr.-old granddaughter says to her boy/man cousin who’s 22, “I was born to be good. And happy.” Grandson D responds, “That’s profound. Most people don’t know that.” Granddaughter replies, “You and me know that.” She smiles and climbs onto his lap.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 2:54 pm

      Pat,
      that is So Beautiful. Priceless.

      I want to hug that little sweetheart.:)) x

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    Bella
    November 14, 2011 at 1:53 pm

    Kim, receiving word that you have a “random thoughts” blog post is like being invited to be naughty and nice! I love, love, love them! As I read through them I could see hear myself saying, “Oh God, yes!” and “Oh my goodness! I feel the same way!” Tell Mr. Liverpool that this too shall pass and in case, if you want to be with a strong woman, you have to be an even stronger man. hee hee! And on a final note, I keep hearing so much about the Kardashians and all I want to know is, who are these people and why do they have a reality show? 🙂

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 2:55 pm

      —Bella,

      Mr. Liverpool also calls me “The Pit Bull.”
      HA HA.

      Yes. Who Are the Kardashians? And why do we care?

      Xx kIsssssss

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    Kelly
    November 14, 2011 at 2:46 pm

    My favourite is the first. Saint Shirley on her daughter Kim ;0 Hi.la.ri.ous.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 2:56 pm

      –Kelly,
      I’ll tell Saint Shirley that you said that :)) Xxx

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    Bonnie
    November 14, 2011 at 4:24 pm

    Mr. A calls me “Beautiful B.” He also calls me “Spitfire.” Which makes sense.

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 6:03 pm

      —Beautiful B.

      I like that. X

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    The Accidental Somebody
    November 14, 2011 at 5:45 pm

    Great post Kim (as if there’s ever anything but with you…)

    Ummm …..random thought…

    Sometimes I can barely get up in the morning/mourning too. When I get so overwhelmed I just stop dead in my tracks which becomes incredibly counter-productive.

    Hang in there and I’ll try to watch the spittle in the corners of my mouth, just for you.

    ~Kim
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 6:05 pm

      –Kim,
      Now you will observe that spit like you never did before…

      –you hang in there, too.

      BTW, I got the key chain yesterday … It is on my chain!

      I am sending your daughter a thank you card…What is her name?

      Xxx Thank YOU!

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        The Accidental Somebody
        November 14, 2011 at 11:21 pm

        Oh good I’m so glad you got it – mail from here takes FOREVER! My daughter’s name is Amanda, she’ll be so tickled to get a thank-you card!

        ~Kim

        🙂
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    Ann
    November 14, 2011 at 6:16 pm

    Those were some random thoughts! I wish I could make it easier to hop out of bed and kiss the morning hello….but you know that I wish that for you every day. …..every day.

    As for the speck of drool….if we’re ever together and you SEE that on me – PLEASE point it out so I can take care of it….as well as the broccoli in my teeth, the tag stick out or the zipper down! I’d like to think we’re good enough friends. Besides, I’d be very uncomfortable NOT knowing it was there!

    As for the boogers and chocolate – you see the world a wee bit differently! I would ask for a piece of chocolate and tell the kid to stop picking his nose!

    HUGE tattoo – but nice and LOVE the song!

    P.S. Sorry I didn’t comment yesterday or earlier today – I wasn’t feeling well…
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 6:43 pm

      –I know. I can’t believe I watched him pick his nose, too!

      Freeeeeak Show!

      You are so sweet to say sorry! NEVER say sorry.

      How are you doing? Feeling better? Do you want me to bring you some soup?

      That is Kay’s son who had the tattoo put on his back. He is 20 years old.

      Love Nora Jones.

      Xxx

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        Ann
        November 14, 2011 at 7:25 pm

        You are so sweet! After taking the day off of cooking, and sleeping a LOT, I feel much better! I’m ready to get in the kitchen again!

        I know folks say never say sorry…but when I have regrets, I’m sorry….plus you have a rockin’ blog and I don’t want to miss a post!

        That Kay’s son has that tattoo makes it 100x more meaningful. I have “Sisters Rock” on my shoulder – as do my sisters. All three of the tattoos are in my handwriting….well because sisters rock!
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    Grumpy Grateful Mom
    November 14, 2011 at 8:28 pm

    I loved your randomness. I ate chocolate ice cream as I read this. Sometimes I like the media fluff stories to get my mind off all the bad in the world. I adore that your mom goes by Saint Shirley now. And you are the least counterfeit person I know.
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      My Inner Chick
      November 14, 2011 at 9:44 pm

      –Grumpy,
      i love that you are eating chocolate ice cream as you read this :))

      I just like that. Smooch. x
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    Lorraine @ Not Quite Nigella
    November 14, 2011 at 10:21 pm

    I love it how you tell it like it is and you have a great perspective on life Kim darling ! xxx
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 15, 2011 at 6:49 am

      –Lorraine,
      Thank you, darling 🙂 x

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    Goodness and Grit
    November 15, 2011 at 3:15 am

    YOU are so NOT a contradiction, a fraud, nor a counterfeit. No matter what you do or say is ALWAYS uniquely you and this is precisely why I love you and your blog.

    A random thought from earlier today: Why would my parents gave me a Crown Royal bag to store my `play-purties´ in? Perhaps this is one of the reasons I drink.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 15, 2011 at 6:51 am

      —Kimberly,
      You. Are. Too. Funny.

      We all have our reasons for drinking, dont we? HAAA xx

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    countingducks
    November 15, 2011 at 6:49 am

    Ok the Tattoo really is amazing. Something odd about me. Heavens. Hardly know where to start or end. Lets try this then. I hate to throw clothes away because they become like old friends to me. This drives my partner mad but what price loyalty eh
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 15, 2011 at 6:51 am

      –Ducky,
      Loyalty.

      it’s a beautiful thing. Xxx

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    Susan
    November 15, 2011 at 7:50 am

    I would like to to welcome you to my list of not-stupid people.

    Understanding that the Kardashian’s are a-holes qualify’s you for a spot.
    Welcome.
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    Dad
    November 15, 2011 at 8:36 am

    Kim, I love your random thoughts, but people who eat chololate & peanut butter with their mouth open
    really don’t bother me to much. About Kim Kardashian (Who Cares).
    I do have lots of random thoughts, someday i will list them.
    Love You
    Dad

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    Bridget
    November 15, 2011 at 9:20 am

    #8. Absolutely, I could live on that.

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    (FL) Girl with a New Life
    November 15, 2011 at 9:28 am

    I love this song too.

    Random? I cried something fierce at my bestie’s wedding.
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    lafemmeroar
    November 15, 2011 at 9:40 am

    I love your random thoughts 🙂 I’m with you on #14 …
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    Hilary
    November 15, 2011 at 10:56 am

    #13 grosses me out too.. And #14 – enough already!
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    Brenda
    November 15, 2011 at 3:07 pm

    this is my favorite line” I’m a contradiction, a fraud, a counterfeit

    I write amusing blogs about this and that…but sometimes, many times, more times that not, I can scarcely make it out of bed in the morning/mourning. ”

    you are beautiful, Kim.
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      My Inner Chick
      November 15, 2011 at 3:31 pm

      –And you are beautiful, too, Sweet Brenda 🙂

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    Brenda
    November 15, 2011 at 3:08 pm

    Oh, and who gives a damn about that woman’s divorce? Like you said, we have bigger fish to fry.
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    Liz
    November 15, 2011 at 7:23 pm

    I really love your musings….you tell it like it is!!! And I appreciate that in people 🙂
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 15, 2011 at 7:27 pm

      Liz,
      I do say it how it is…Sometimes I get into trouble for this! :))

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    Impulsive Addict
    November 15, 2011 at 7:29 pm

    I love all your randomness.

    Who has that gorgeous tat on their back?

    I’m always a bitch so it’s ok to be a full bitch. =)

    Something random….ok….ummm….

    *thinking* *typing* *thinking*

    I didn’t take a shower today. I feel nasty. But I took pictures with my daughter today for her 2nd birthday pictures at the studio–but yet I didn’t feel a need to take a shower. Ew. I’m disturbingly gross.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 15, 2011 at 7:33 pm

      —The tattoo is on Kay (my sister’s) son’s back. He is 20 years old.

      Your daughter is adorable!!

      You. Are. Not. Gross. xx

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    nan @ LBDDiaries
    November 15, 2011 at 10:16 pm

    I swear, I don’t know how I miss some of your posts.

    You know what really ticks me off? It isn’t those idiots talking to me while they’re eating chocolate or peanut butter. It is that they don’t OFFER me any. I was raised that you never eat in front of someone unless you can offer them some, too.

    And who thinks it is fair that we have to offer them the BIGGER piece of cake?? Or chocolate bar? Some stupid etiquette woman somewhere made that rule up when someone didn’t give her any chocolate, cake or peanut butter. She ruined it for all the rest of us.

    Of course, I was also raised you were never supposed to eat while waking down the street. Who WAS that woman??

    Is this random enough?
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 16, 2011 at 7:07 am

      –Nan,
      you are randomly beautiful. you crack me up :)) X

      can i have some cake, please? preferably, CHOCOLATE!

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    Linda
    November 20, 2011 at 5:43 am

    I don’t think you are a fraud or counterfeit (although you may be a contradiction 🙂 ) You are my favorite honest person.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 20, 2011 at 9:53 am

      –Yes. A contradiction.

      thanks for your honesty, Linda !! xx

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