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Demon Boy



If you frequent my blog, you’ve already heard  about our wicked cat, Charlie.

Otherwise known as dumb-ass, little bastard, & demon boy.

He’s the little creep that pisses on lovely shoes, leather purses,  picture glass windows, & beautiful goose quilts.

He climbs screens, and even had his back toe amputated because it got stuck halfway up the front door.

He doesn’t cover his big shits in the litter box.

And unfortunately,   he deposits human size amounts, which,  he assumes somebody else will clean up.   Somebody (meaning, ME)

In the dead of the night when the vampires come out, he dumps the garbage cans over to rummage for blood & chicken bones.

I swear to god, even if chicken was not prepared that night, he unearths the bones regardless.

He meows:::meows::: meows to come inside as if he forgot he meowed like a beast in heat to get outside in the first place.

He’s a very naughty pussy cat.

So to add to Charlie’s escapades, here’s how my morning went….

I awaken at 7:30 and step in puke.  Yes, demon boy puked directly where I stride.

And It’s not your  regular-run-of-mill-puke.  It’s satiated with feline saliva, Meow Mix, & rat’s tails.

I gag and cuss incessantly as I wipe it up.


Then I begin preparing my salad for my work day.

It is a beautiful salad w/ everything.  I like EVERYTHING salads.   You know, the kinds with bacon, cheese, massive croutons, & roasted chicken.


I leave it on the counter while I go check my email, blog, facebook, twitter, & life.

When I return, I notice the cover of my salad bowl is on the kitchen floor.

Daaaamn it!

  I know immediately who the criminal is.

Not only did Charlie knock the cover off my ‘Everything Salad,’  but he ate all of the white chicken out of it.

Every fucking piece.

You may ask yourself why we keep him.

Because when he’s not raising holy hell, he looks like an this….

~~~~Dear, Readers, do you have any funny stories about your crazy pets?
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  • Reply
    November 10, 2011 at 7:10 pm

    It’s amazing how much you can get away with when you have extreme cuteness! I say toss the salad and go out to lunch!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 11, 2011 at 6:18 am

      not only is Charlie cute, but after he is naughty he rubs and purrs and tell you he loves you. Xxx

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        November 13, 2011 at 11:39 am

        OMG! I would be a pile of mush at his feet……I love the purring of a cat!
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    adventures in alyssaland
    November 10, 2011 at 7:12 pm

    I read parts of this out loud to my mom and she laughed as well. Really about the toe???

    Maybe he can use a friend. I have a few ferals.
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    November 10, 2011 at 7:15 pm

    If I ever called a cat a bastard, it was him. I have to stash my luggage, purses and MY SHOES when I come to your house. “Hey Charlie is trying to sit in my shoe” “GRAB HIM HE’S PISSING!”

    Little Bastard of a cat!!! But then when he cuddles…


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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 11, 2011 at 6:21 am


      He is waiting patiently for you, Alina.

      he is wondering if you have any new shoes to piss on!! Xxxx

      miss you

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    November 10, 2011 at 7:16 pm

    I don’t have any pets, but I certainly have stories like this of my son 🙂 who is now 16. I swear if wasn’t an angel when he was born, when he was ages 1-8, and when he is sleeping I would send him to live with Charlie. And I would pack chicken bones in his hoodie. 🙂 I love you, not crazy about cats, but you, yes.

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 11, 2011 at 6:22 am

      we think alike… cuz as i was writing this, i thought how similar Charlie was to my boys :))

      xx Luv U.

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    Pat Scattergood
    November 10, 2011 at 7:33 pm

    I’m laughing. I get a little lonely without a pet but now I remember why I don’t have one. Kitty chaos and doggy doo doo. Not to speak of the vet bills. Enjoy your little devil.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 11, 2011 at 6:23 am


      So naughty, but also, so nice.

      Xx i don’t know if we are so much enjoying the little devil, but we accept his demoness.

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    November 10, 2011 at 7:50 pm

    Oh, Kim, sounds awful. Rat tails, too? Yuck!

    The thing that drives me crazy about my dog, is he loves to wake me up real early. He sits by the foot of my bed and stares at me, breathing heavily. The sound gets louder and louder until he culminates with a loud, piercing bark. Luckily, though, my dog can’t jump on counters and eat whatever I’ve left there. He’s pretty much a stay on the floor kind of guy.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 11, 2011 at 6:24 am

      ***stares at me, breathing heavily**

      oh, Monica, that visual makes me giggle :)) Xxxx

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    Wild Child Mama
    November 10, 2011 at 8:05 pm

    Lol! Clever little bugger!
    I grew up with cats. Love them. Such slinky little creatures. But my husband is severely alergic to them. I actually had a cat when we met. A few times after my then-boyfriend and I had rolled in my sheets together he broke out in a rash all over his special man zone. He complained that I’d given him some sort of STD but there was no way that was possible. One had to have such a thing to give it. We were both stumped until we realized it was the cat fur. He was breaking out because of the cat hair on my bed! I know that’s not quite the pet story you were looking for but I had to share because it cracks me up and I’m not even allowed to utter a word of it in house anymore. Poor guy. He feels kinda bad still. I say poor cat. I had to give him away to keep my man.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 11, 2011 at 6:25 am


      That is the best cat story I heard all year!!!!!

      Love ya, Mama. xx

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    Alison at Mommy is a Power Ranger
    November 10, 2011 at 8:10 pm

    I had an evil cat who hated everyone (and they all hated him back). His name was Fart. I remember one time I took him to the emergency veterinary hospital and he had to stay overnight. When I went to pick him up, they told me to never bring him back because he was the worst cat ever. He had gotten out of his cage and interrupted a surgery, attacking everyone who worked there. The vet tech was too terrified to even get him out of the cage, so when I went to the back to get him, I discovered his cage was covered in yellow caution tape. He was a mean old bastard, but he was my favorite cat. Unfortunately, he was stolen when my sister was babysitting him (after she made him stay outside because he mauled her face). I recently got a kitten who reminds me of him, purring and cuddly one minute, attacking my face or trying to bite my ear off the next. I’ve started calling him Little Fart.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 11, 2011 at 6:27 am

      Fart!! Fabulous.

      ~~~ YELLOW TAPE.? … like he’s a murderer!

      I love love love that story.

      Thanks for the laugh. Xx

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    November 10, 2011 at 8:16 pm

    He looks so sweet and innocent I don’t believe a word of it. hehehe… someone had to take up for Charlie. 🙂

    We once had a cat that would flip open the lid on the fish tank and go fishing. She was a sneaky little shit!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 11, 2011 at 6:29 am

      –Ha ha.
      the fishing cat!

      Laci, as you know, looks can be VERY deceiving.

      What’s your address? I’m sending demon boy right over. Xxx

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    Russell Mazonde
    November 10, 2011 at 8:26 pm

    have 4 cute dogs who infuriate me 90% of the day but i don’t want to get rid of them coz they are so cute and the 10% when they do behave they are such angels. They chased a girl i liked down the street. She hates me now!

    Dig holes in the yard and bark and howl and my window at night for no reason. GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 11, 2011 at 6:30 am


      I hear dogs are quite the chick magnet. Is that true? Xxx

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    November 10, 2011 at 8:29 pm

    We have 3 cats- love 2 of them. haha! Funny pic!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 11, 2011 at 6:31 am

      —Dear, Critter,

      Love 2 of them?! Is the 3rd one a little monster? Xx

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    November 10, 2011 at 8:40 pm

    LOL!!! That crazy cat! Hope he never pissed on my shoes?! I have a story about a cat we had
    years ago in the old farm house in the country before we built the
    new house ( before I was even married) It was a black tortoise shell named
    PeeWee. We had mice in this old house & she use to catch the mice
    & eat them like an apple & leave the ” core” rest of what was left & put under
    the kitchen table for us as a present!
    Sydney our calico would play with the mouse before the kill & she would
    stick them in our boots. One time the ex went to the store & when
    he comes home he says it feels like something in my boot. So he takes them off
    & he shakes his boot & out falls a dead mouse or mole or shrew.
    Another time Sydney was playing with a toy mouse & I had gone in to take a bath
    & when I came out of bathroom & she’s still playing but I had to look twice
    because now the mouse was moving!! She was playing with a live one?! They were damn good mousers! Unfortunately a fisher got them in the end. Miss those pusses

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 11, 2011 at 6:33 am


      Sooo funny.

      I think your ex deserved that freaking dead mouse in his shoe….

      —but the cat should have put it under is pillow as a surprise. XX HA HA Luv Ya.

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    Alison@Mama Wants This
    November 10, 2011 at 10:03 pm

    At least he left you the vegetables 🙂
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 11, 2011 at 6:33 am

      –Dear, Mama A,

      Yes. but I want CHICKEN!! Xxx

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    The Bipolar Diva
    November 10, 2011 at 10:44 pm

    I had to give away all of my cats 🙁
    That last picture is precious!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 11, 2011 at 6:34 am

      Poor Diva.

      Who do you play w/ now?

      Don’t answer that on this blog. JUST KIDDING*** Xxx

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    November 10, 2011 at 11:40 pm

    Awwww. This makes me miss my cat. She wasn’t evil at all – she was one of those who’d come attack my ankles while I was hanging clothes on the line (sometimes a wee bit too wicked with the claws). I miss miss miss her. She would have liked Charlie. I know why you keep Charlie.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 11, 2011 at 6:35 am


      don’t you have a pet?

      Or is Alpha your new pet? HA HA HA

      You must get a cat from the Humane Society! Xxx Luv U.

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    November 11, 2011 at 12:44 am

    Haha! I was just thinking to myself, why keep this demon CHarlie, before I came to the last part. I know how it feels. Who can ever resist that. But then again, I’m not a cat person. I’d much prefer a dog. Charlie sounds annoyingly adorable though.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 11, 2011 at 6:37 am


      Think of it sort of like a kid….

      One would not get rid of one’s kid…would they?

      For peeing on the toilet seat? For puking? For pooping and not flushing the toilet?

      I’ve wanted to, though. Ha

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    November 11, 2011 at 3:54 am

    No! No! No, he didn’t! Aww…but he’s cute. (I see your problem.)
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 11, 2011 at 6:37 am

      —He did! He did!


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    Hot Coco @ From Flab to Fab
    November 11, 2011 at 5:36 am

    LOL!! oops I mean, that darn cat!! Cuteness is a major problem when it trumps such behavior. Too funny, Kim. 🙂 xo
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 11, 2011 at 6:38 am

      –Gotta love that pussy cat!

      Love when you visit Hot Coco. 🙂

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    Pure Complex
    November 11, 2011 at 5:49 am

    I think after I saw my lunch on the floor.. Charlie would have gotten a time out lol. And stepping in puke is just not a good way to start off the day lol. I hope the rest of your day was better 🙂
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 11, 2011 at 6:39 am

      —Dear, Pure,
      He did get time out… Outside on his little furry butt!!!


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    Tere Anne
    November 11, 2011 at 5:50 am

    Oh yes, we have a few animals just like that. It’s amazing how they go from “oh so innocent” to “i will destroy you” in the bat of their cute eyes. 🙂
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 11, 2011 at 6:40 am

      So true.

      One minute they are purring…. the next minute they are pissing on your favorite blanket! Damn them.


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    Mandy - The Complete Cook Book
    November 11, 2011 at 6:09 am

    Oh the precious little boy could NEVER do any of those things – hee hee. Okay, okay, I know, I really shouldn’t take Charlie’s side but hey, the poor boy doesn’t have a voice of his own. Clearly you can see that I allow my 3 fur children (all cats) to do as they please! They really only ever upset me when they bring in their snacks, which are still alive – DON’T like that! I would rather just find the gallbladder when they are finished.
    Have a beautiful weekend dear Kim, and I hope that your fur child doesn’t misbehave.
    🙂 Mandy xo
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 11, 2011 at 6:41 am

      we love our demon boy!

      Have a great weekend. Wish we could meet for coffee! Xx

      r your cats inside or outside cats?

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    November 11, 2011 at 7:42 am

    Yep, he’s a demon boy!

    God I hate stepping in cat puke!

    He looks like my kitty! Little bugger that he is!
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      My Inner Chick
      November 11, 2011 at 10:19 am

      —Cat Puke SUCKS!

      But you are awesome, Irene. :)))
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    Gracia Swensen
    November 11, 2011 at 7:51 am

    I had a cat once who was obsessed with chewing on photographs (before the days of digital cameras). So I have many ruined treasured family memories with punctures in them from his fangs. I finally learned not to leave photos lying around. He trained me well!

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      My Inner Chick
      November 11, 2011 at 10:19 am

      Photos? Very interesting.
      Perhaps kitty was trying to absorbe the memories w/ his tongue. :)) X
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    November 11, 2011 at 8:07 am

    My cat sits like this:
    (My my actual cat) That reminds me, I need to get a picture of him like that.
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    November 11, 2011 at 8:58 am

    Dear Kim- love Charlie and I got 6 of them at home. But they do not piss on anyhting of mine- just Walter’s – as it should be since it would not be classy if I did the pissing. Thanks for the visual, elizabeth. but they do own our hearts. xx

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      My Inner Chick
      November 11, 2011 at 10:21 am

      Dear, e.

      to my fave cat lover. I love you meoooooooooooooow.
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    Jann Huizenga
    November 11, 2011 at 10:15 am

    Very funny, Kim! I’ve never had a cat, but my experience with my dog (now gone to doggie heaven) proved that he was the boss and I was merely his maid-servant. Those big floppy ears and woebegone eyes made me melt…
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      My Inner Chick
      November 11, 2011 at 10:22 am

      I know. They melt the heart, dont’ they? Xxxx Happy weekend, dear.
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    November 11, 2011 at 10:19 am

    These cats think they run things. This one over here lies in my bed most of the day and doesn’t wanna get up when I say, “Get you butt up.” Sits there looking at me like I’m supposed to go somewhere else and hides under the bed when I tell him to get out of my room. I mean, if he can start paying the bills and all, he can have the bed.
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      My Inner Chick
      November 11, 2011 at 10:23 am

      this is why they MEEEE OW.

      The world revolves aound them…. Didn’t you know that on the 7th day, GOD did not rest….

      He invented the CAT.

      Luv ya. xx

      have a good weekend.
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    Linda Medrano
    November 11, 2011 at 11:12 am

    Our cat Smokey is an old guy of about 20 now. He’s still a fat cat though. Cat puke is a way of life, but he actually is pretty good. We trained (yes, Kim, it can be done) him young to stay off of counter tops. I had a house call vet who told me to keep in off of the kitchen counters and tables and showed me how to make him stop. You wait till he’s up there and you run at him screaming bloody murder every time he does it. After about 10 times, he’s never done it again. Of course, the downside was having neighbors call the police when they heard me screaming. Never mind. We moved from that house.

    Your kitty is gorgeous even if he is naughty.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 11, 2011 at 5:28 pm

      ***You wait till he’s up there and you run at him screaming bloody murder every time he does **

      Linda, that is freaking hilareous! Xxx

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    November 11, 2011 at 11:38 am

    Charlie…such a trouble maker! But I agree, it’s so hard to get mad at your pet when he/she is so cute. My golden retriever has mastered the mopey puppy dog face when she gets in trouble. Just can’t stay mad at her!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 11, 2011 at 5:29 pm

      They are so beautiful. So Evil. Xxx HA

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    November 11, 2011 at 12:33 pm

    Hey now! You know you can’t resist cute looking cats. Don’t play, we know you love ’em. Even if we get ourselves into a bit of trouble. :-p
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 11, 2011 at 5:34 pm


      do you have kitties? I know you do!! cuz you seem like a cat lovah. Xxxx

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        November 11, 2011 at 7:29 pm

        I love cats, but right now we have a grand old American Eskimo dog. He’s 16 years old and still hobbling around the house, always beggin’ for food and a nice rub-down.
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    November 11, 2011 at 3:32 pm

    I love that first picture! I can so relate! Your black & white buddy has 5 litter boxes (because he doesn’t like to travel, and at least a daily hairball / puke). The other night Marc had dinner out but came home around the same time I got home from work. I was going to have leftover chicken. I started to eat *& marc was doing somethign in the garage. Alex wouldn’t leave me alone – he kept trying to eat off the plate, even if I moved. I ended up eating in the garage…
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 11, 2011 at 5:30 pm

      ha ha ….

      Gotta love it!! xxx

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    November 11, 2011 at 4:48 pm

    Kim, When you & Kay were little, maybe 4 or 5, we had some different colored wool gloves for one
    your christmas presents, our cat ate all the fingers of the gloves. He acted like nothing happened
    until he puked different colored wool. When you love an animal so much it’s amazing what they
    can get by with.
    Love You More Than Cats

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 11, 2011 at 5:30 pm

      —I love you more than all the freaking, evil, demon cats in the entire world, daddy. Sooooooooooooooooo much. Xx

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    November 11, 2011 at 4:52 pm

    No you did not say ‘rat’s tails’. You absolutely did not. I just gasped out loud causing my kids to run over to see what’s the hubbub. Yes, I said hubbub, Bub. You’ve got me all fucked up and sounding like Bugs Bunny with talk of rat tails. Must I remind you of my earlier cat slipper comment? Nah. My last cat joke didn’t go over so well. I’ll just be quiet now. Like a cat’s got my tongue.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 11, 2011 at 5:31 pm

      your damn comment is better than my blog.

      Daaaaamn you! Xxx

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    Helene Abbott
    November 11, 2011 at 5:04 pm

    Regardless of how much of a pussy brat that Charlies is, he has a pretty darn good life at your house. He knows it too, doesn’t he?
    Our four legged pets get by with much more than us humans, LOL
    Keep us laughing!!!!

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 11, 2011 at 5:32 pm

      sooooooooo true. they know they have it MADE in the shade.

      — when are we meeting for coffee? Xxxx

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    November 11, 2011 at 7:24 pm

    Kim, I’m in love with Charlie and I’m not even a cat person! The little rascal, he does misbehave, doesn’t he? I’m just glad that at the end of the day, you can come home to cuddle with your handsome kitty. And you and I both know you forgive him everything–even the puke filled with rat tails! Oh my Jesus, you are a forgiving mama! 🙂 Hugs for you and the mischievous Charlie!

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 11, 2011 at 9:58 pm

      Charlie is a cat only a mama can love. Xxx Kiss for you & have a good weekend, dearest 🙂

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    Lorraine @ Not Quite Nigella
    November 11, 2011 at 9:00 pm

    Aww the naughty little thing! But I bet he’s charming too in his own lil way! 😀 xxx
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 11, 2011 at 9:59 pm

      that’s why I haven’t had Tabby Slippers made yet! HA HA

      Xxx Kiss for you in Ausie Land.

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    Adriana Iris
    November 12, 2011 at 8:56 am

    I could write books about my stupid pets…But if I do no one would ever want one…lol
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 12, 2011 at 9:13 am


      –yeah, kind of like kids!! Xx

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    November 12, 2011 at 11:43 am

    I am sorry, but this is funny. I love cats. There is something about them that keeps your mind wondering, what are they thinking. My two like playing Indy 500 at 3 in the morning. It wouldn’t be so bad if I had carpeting, but with only hardwood floors there is a lot of skidding and crashing into the walls. I long for the night of uninterrupted sleep. I kind of like Demon boy.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 12, 2011 at 2:37 pm

      –What’s your address,
      i have a feeling Demon Boy would loooooooove San Francisco!

      HAAAAAAA xxxx

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    Rachel (Totally Ovar It)
    November 12, 2011 at 12:30 pm

    Holy G-d! I can’t believe I haven’t found you before. You made me laugh out loud. And maybe pee a little. I can’t wait to catch up on your blog. You have a new number 1 fan. Coincidentally, my post on Write on Edge is right after your and about my dogs. But pales in comparison to your awesome day in the life of… Thinking of taking it down now. *Sigh*

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 12, 2011 at 2:38 pm

      glad you got a laugh out of our little treasure (asshole)

      I shall check out your site! :))x

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    Theresa Sonoda
    November 12, 2011 at 2:31 pm

    I am laughing so hard that I can’t think of a thing to write. Speechless. or Writerless. FUNNY SHIT.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 12, 2011 at 2:39 pm

      Did you pee your pants? HA HA…. Love Ya.

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    November 12, 2011 at 4:07 pm

    Well, he does appear to be praying for his life or maybe forgiveness. Maybe you could have an exorcism for his inner demon seed. Too cute!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 12, 2011 at 5:57 pm

      –Never thought of that, Renee!! HA X

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    Vidya Sury, Freelance Writer & Blogger
    November 12, 2011 at 7:32 pm

    So tickled to death. I read this post twice earlier but just couldn’t find the words. 🙂 That Charlie! He’s really funny. But am sure its not so funny when you gotta step in puke. My son used to be desperate for a pet (ranged from a dog, a cat, a lion, an elephant, an anaconda, a baby giraffe……). We did not oblige because we live in an apartment and I didn’t fancy being mommy to two kids at the time. When I was young, we had an Alsatian dog and his name was Caesar. I remember – because we were vegetarians, one guy from the butcher’s shop in the area would bring Caesar meat and feed him in the yard at the back of the house 🙂 He was a very benign dog.

    Still, Charlie……giggle. And no – I did not pee in my pants.

    (i am only drooling)
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 12, 2011 at 10:07 pm


      you didn’t pee your pants?


      I must try to be a bit more funny! ::)) Xxxxxx Kiss

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    November 12, 2011 at 7:32 pm

    Oh, I love that last sweet photo of Charlie! My favorite Lambeau (our yellow Lab) story is when she ate our remote control and the replacement was back ordered for 6 months. Our TV was frozen in picture in picture view till the new one arrived. She’s matured since then 🙂
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 12, 2011 at 10:08 pm

      the remote?

      That is too much :)) Xx What a dog!

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    Lady Fi
    November 13, 2011 at 12:20 am

    Oh NO…. how wicked.. and absolutely charming when asleep. That first shot cracked me up!

    You’ve met Oscar, who loves to swim. He’s goofy but never wicked… This summer he went to swim with the kids. There was a snake on the jetty, so he ran up to it, grabbed its head in his mouth, whizzed it around in the air a few times and then flung it into the lake. He was very proud of himself for making the jetty safe for the kids!

    Luckily, he didn’t get bitten during all this palaver!!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 13, 2011 at 7:41 am

      –I adore Oscar.

      He is a super star!

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    November 13, 2011 at 12:21 pm

    Aw he’s a cute little terror. The first time I saw my late cat puke a hairball I freaked out. I thought he was possessed by the kitty devil. Then out came this long poopy looking wet hairy “thing.” Ah memories. Sharing this on my FB Crazy Chick page 🙂
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 13, 2011 at 1:46 pm

      Dear, L,
      aren’t those beautiful memories?

      A poopy hair thing. That is a PERFECT way to describe it :))xx

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    susan boswell
    November 13, 2011 at 12:58 pm

    It’s a good thing he’s hundreds of miles away from my Devil Cat… their off spring could be the Meeee-ooo-men!LOL!

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 13, 2011 at 1:48 pm


      i thought of you as i wrote this blog!

      Do you need another little devil demon over there?

      Miss you, dear. Xxx

      How is devil cat anyway?

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    November 13, 2011 at 8:21 pm

    Damn cat. Reminds me of my dog that ate a whole (fresh baked) loaf of pumpkin cream cheese bread off my counter today. I was so pissed I almost let him walk right out the front door (but I didn’t).
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 7:05 am

      what a naughty boy…

      But I bet that bread was AWESOME! Xxx

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    DeeAnn Doran
    November 14, 2011 at 7:43 am

    Dear Kim,
    I too have a pet whom I would somedays like to give away! He’s a 6 yr old Boxer (Buster) Boxers are immensely loving, but very very stubborn. Since he was born he has been a bad boy. He poops when we leave him, he runs in the guest room and sleeps on the tidy Toy Story comforter (where he scratches and licks God know what) the second we walk out the door. He digs in the garbage about 3 or 4 days a week (depending if Ive cooked) He also throws up in our path. My husband says, “he’s sick!” I say, he’s been in the damn garbage again! Oh and I can’t forget to rescrub the kitchen floor. (We want it clean for his garbage eating and his throw up)
    We love, love this stupid dumbass dog, but you just never know when his chunky puke squeezes through my toes if maybe, someday, he might disappear………..Bah ha ha ha!

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    My Inner Chick
    November 14, 2011 at 10:11 am

    ***We love, love this stupid dumbass dog, but you just never know when his chunky puke squeezes through my toes***

    This was hilareous. THANKYOU for the giggle.

    At least I know i’m not alone with Demon Boy! HAAAAAAAAAAA
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    November 14, 2011 at 8:35 pm

    Oh girl… you have some patience! I am so not a cat person to begin with, and after your demon boy stories… i’m even more inclined to a nice little gold fish 🙂

    lots of love to you… and even to charlie xx
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 9:46 pm

      a gold fish would be quite nice…

      but don’t show Charlie….He’s Eat it! HAA

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    Coco Rivers
    November 14, 2011 at 8:55 pm

    I am a cat lover and have been all my life. All three previous generations of women in my family have had cats, so I really had no choice. Cats remind me of all the best things I love about women, strength, sassiness, peculiarities, condescension for lower life forms and an utter belief in comfort. I dig that lol.

    My cat Simba, is an angel. He is a 20 lb Maine Coon who acts like a spoiled baby. He eats potato chips, screams to be fed, believes he can talk and so meows incessantly (I intend to tape this odd behavior), screams to be let in the window all times of day and night and sleeps next to me like a man as soon as my boyfriend leaves the bed. I embrace his idiosyncrasies because he has a heart of gold. He will let me do ANYTHING to him lol.

    The reason he talks is because I told him repeatedly as a kitten that I would buy him the biggest and best cat house ever along with a diet of fish on demand, if he would speak. Now it’s impossible to silence him. Of course, this says as much about my weirdness as his lmao.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 14, 2011 at 9:50 pm

      And I dig your perspective on kitty kats.

      Simba sounds like an angel…. I love that he talks to you, sleeps w/ you, loves you.

      20 Pounds!? Omg. xxxx

      btw, idiosyncrasies make the world turn, babe.

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    November 19, 2011 at 8:54 am

    Love this post! That’s why God made animals so cute, so we continue to deal with their shit – literally. That is an adorable pic at the end too. Our family cat was sitting up on the back of our couch, above where my father was laying….all of a sudden, she threw up a practically whole mouse, right on my father. It was gross, and mildly hilarious (to me at least). I’m a new follower from GTKY Blog Hop…Love your blog!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      November 19, 2011 at 10:36 am

      “”That’s why God made animals so cute, so we continue to deal with their shit – literally”””

      So true, Kim! HA HA

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