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Wicked Charlie


 

~As soon as we land in Vegas,  a hundred cell phones begin beeping, clicking, singing.

People cannot wait to connect with the external world.

Mr. Liverpool is on the phone while the plane is still rolling on the runway.

“What?  You mean they had to amputate it?”  I hear him saying.

The passengers around him gape as he talks.

I’m like,  “What is goooooing on?”

“ Four hundred dollars?  That’s fine.  You did the right thing.”  He says consolingly.  “What part did they need to cut off?”

My heart thrashes in my chest.

What the hell NOooooW?

“Whaaaat?  Whaaaaat?”  I’m beating Mr. L’s arm.  “What the is happening?”

He gets off the phone and looks at me.

“Charlie had to have one of his toes amputated.”

The blonde chick sitting next to him asks, “Who’s Charlie?” 

“Our Cat!”  We say at the same time.

God only knows what happened.

“I think he climbed up the screen door and got stuck,”  I tell Mr. L.

You see,  several times I’ve had to physically remove him off our screen door when he’s climbed up…. and his four paws are spread out like  this:copy-of-img_0488

Yes.

Charlie is rather naughty & disobedient.

For one thing, he doesn’t meow to communicate like other normal cats.

Oh, No.  That’s too easy for him.

Instead, he scratches on our new velvet couch.  

Scratches.     Scratches. 

What an Asshole.

Not only does he scratch, but if he’s angry about something (for example, if he’s not fed his Meow Mix on time.)  he may stroll near you, lift his tail,  and piss on your leg, head, purse, or shoe.

Yep.  You heard that right, Sister. 

Apparently—my son  had the nerve to ignore him, and Charlie jumped on the couch directly above Alex’s head and pissed all over his curly hair.

Soooo Not Cool.

When we go to bed at night,  it’s  not abnormal to hear a loud (((THUMP))))

Charlie  caught in Garbage red pawed.  Naughty BOY.

Thus, it’s Wicked Charlie dumping the garbage can down to rummage through the chicken bones, pork fat, tuna oil,  or any left over shit  that’s been tossed away.

Bad. Bad. Boy.

–Charlie in cone head so he does not bite his stitches.  

 Karma,    BAaaby. 

—–Dear, Reader,  are any of your pets as wicked as our  Charlie?


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104 Comments

  • Reply
    Monica
    October 8, 2011 at 8:29 pm

    Wow! That Charlie has chutzpah. And quite a personality, if you ask me. Kudos to you for putting up with all that. My dog is pretty good (knock on wood). When he was a puppy he chewed through some wires that connected my iPod to the car stereo. But that’s it. He doesn’t chew on anything except his food. Thank you for reminding me how lucky I am to have Henry, even if he’s the most expensive member of this family when it comes to medical bills. 🙂
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      My Inner Chick
      October 9, 2011 at 7:01 am

      –Monica,
      Charlie is sooo naughty. And he knows it.
      “He is standing here staring at me as I write this! :)) x
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    Ann
    October 8, 2011 at 8:35 pm

    Oh, poor Charlie! However, after reading about his escapades…I agree – it’s Karma Bay-bee!
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    Liz
    October 8, 2011 at 8:38 pm

    I think Charlie rocks.
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    Theresa Sonoda
    October 8, 2011 at 9:04 pm

    Our last cat was just like Charlie. Only fatter. Much much fatter. But just as stubborn, for sure. I miss her. I don’t miss her hairballs, or the litter pan, or all the cat hair. But I miss her.
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      My Inner Chick
      October 9, 2011 at 7:03 am

      —Terri,
      They become like family, don’t they.
      Oh, and about the litter box. Charlie is so arrogent, he does not cover his Poop!! xx
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    Tina Ihas
    October 8, 2011 at 9:25 pm

    I too have a very fat version of Charlie. She is the reason not everyone is a cat person. She has food issues and meows incessantly at you if the food bowl is empty. If there is anything on the floor (laundry, a news paper) she pees on it – sometimes she pees on the floor like a dog because she is too lazy to take her fat but outside. Having said all this – I love her. She is snugly (as long as you do not touch her belly – then look out!) and comes when you call her. (Stopping in from LBS)
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      My Inner Chick
      October 9, 2011 at 7:04 am

      —Tina,
      Whey do they pee on laudry? Charlie does, Too!
      NOBODY can leave a towel on the floor…. WHAT is going on there?
      Xx
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    totsymae1011
    October 8, 2011 at 9:28 pm

    Good grief! He looks like he’s about to blast off into space. What a feisty cat
    you have there. Sounds like yours can be a bit spiteful. Lol! I wish him well
    though. Alex will take heed next time. 🙂
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      My Inner Chick
      October 9, 2011 at 7:05 am

      —Tots,
      HE does look like he’s going to blast off. Sometimes I wish he would!! HAHA X
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    Lady Fi
    October 8, 2011 at 10:17 pm

    Oh no – poor Charlie! But thank goodness I have a polite dog who only pees outside… 😉
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    Mandy - The Complete Cook Book
    October 8, 2011 at 10:28 pm

    Oh dear, poor little Charlie having to have a toe amputated! I have 3 purry fur children and they too have their little idiosyncrasies but I love them to bits and pieces and would not be without them, even though they can drive me up the wall some days when they bring in the cutest little birds and mice for a snack – breaks my heart. Hubby keeps reminding me its nature to which sadly does not appease me much.
    Hopefully your little boy will have learnt his lesson and calm down now that he is one toe or is it life shorter.
    Have a happy Sunday Kim.
    🙂 Mandy xo
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      My Inner Chick
      October 9, 2011 at 7:07 am

      —Mandy,
      I swear, Charlie’s back foot now looks like a rabbit foot. He has begun HOPPING and running quicker than he ever has before! Seriously.

      Happy Sunday, Sweet girl. X
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    Helen
    October 8, 2011 at 10:45 pm

    I bet Charlie got a LOT OF HIS SPUNK FROM YOU! (Just a guess, I could be wrong……) Which is what makes frisky critters so loveable. 🙂

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      My Inner Chick
      October 9, 2011 at 7:07 am

      —Helen,
      He is indeed a frisky little critter & a VERY naughty kitty Kat. Xxx
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    Alison@Mama Wants This
    October 8, 2011 at 11:08 pm

    Aw, poor Charlie! Even though he probably brought it upon himself, silly crazy cat!
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      My Inner Chick
      October 9, 2011 at 7:08 am

      –Dear, A.
      Cats DO have 9 Lives. My entire blog could be about Charlie & his escapades. Xx
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    Kelley
    October 9, 2011 at 1:23 am

    THIS is why I don’t have a cat! A roommate’s cat took a crap all over my clothes once because she knew i didn’t like her. Still, poor Charlie’s toe! 🙁
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      My Inner Chick
      October 9, 2011 at 7:10 am

      —((((OH, Kelley)))) That is sooooo horrible. They KNOW instintively if one does not like them, Don’t they?
      Yes. Charlies toe is quite rabbit like now. He hops. Xx
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    Kiddothings
    October 9, 2011 at 1:58 am

    Poor Charlie! Gosh I’d thought Charlie was a human being at first!

    Karma indeed! 🙂
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    Irene
    October 9, 2011 at 5:41 am

    Cats are just weird. I’ve had them since I was born. And they all have certain quirks about them.

    Mine gets anxiety attackes, like if I’m not home for a period of time. He develops these sores on his back, quarter size, and he pulls his fur out. Then they become scabby, and he scratches at them til they bleed, then the scabs fall off, and finally the fur grows back. This takes about two weeks. Meanwhile, he’s moody, and not himself. He’ll hiss at you or scratch.

    I’ve got stories…..OY, have I got stories!

    I hope Charlie learned his lesson. Funny that he doesn’t meow. He’s beautiful though!
    (my son’s name is Charlie)
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      My Inner Chick
      October 9, 2011 at 7:12 am

      —Irene,
      Tell me some stories, girlfriend.
      Charlie pulled all of his stomach fur out, too. WHAT? The vet said he was jealous of the other cat. I think Charlie might need a Cat Whisperer. Xxx
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    Katy Clark
    October 9, 2011 at 6:03 am

    My 90 pound Shepherd is a pure joy – http://k8edid.wordpress.com/2011/06/24/womans-best-friend-90-pounds-of-pure-love/ . She needs to learn a little discipline when it comes to smaller animals and she really needs to work on her hand addiction (she is only truly happy when my hand is affixed to her fur in some way). I can barely turn around in the house without stepping on her. She does, however, like to dig up plants I have planted, which can get a little expensive.

    I am sorry that Charlie lost a toe, and hope his healing is quick. However, no matter how much I loved an animal, I couldn’t put with with the peeing around the house and especially on people I love.
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      My Inner Chick
      October 9, 2011 at 7:13 am

      Katy—I know. Isn’t Charlie a naughty kitty?
      His toe is healing beautifully …. If anything, he is quicker than he ever was…. X
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    Joan
    October 9, 2011 at 6:15 am

    Great post. I love how you describe your cat because it fits with most cats. We had a “series” of cats in our home, thanks to my cat loving daughter. Some were lovable and didn’t do any of the things you describe. On the other hand, we had some doozies- much like yours. Unfortunately for them, they didn’t stay around for long. The last one, Grizzly, was a cat my daughter got when she was home from college for the summer. And then she left the darn thing with us when she went back to school. Grizzly was haughty, unfriendly, and sometimes downright scary. The “coup de grace” came when she scared our grandson one day while he was visiting. She hissed, growled and generally appeared to be ready to attack. Out she went, too, and we have been catless ever since. I love cats. You must really love this cat to put up with his nasty personality. Good luck to you.
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      My Inner Chick
      October 9, 2011 at 7:15 am

      –Joan,
      We love him.
      He is so cuddly & sweet when he’s not peeing, scratching & climbing up screens.
      Sort of like a naughty 2 year old.
      xxx
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    Phil
    October 9, 2011 at 6:43 am

    Kim, I’d be very careful if I were you! I get the sense that Charlie is biding some time, waiting for the cone to come off and when he’s free, he’s gonna be taking names in the morning and kicking ass in the evening. So little time, so many people to piss-on, or is it piss-off?

    Here’s hoping Charlie gets back to his old self quickly. That is what you want, right? 😉
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      My Inner Chick
      October 9, 2011 at 7:16 am

      —Phil,
      You make me SMILE :))))
      His toes has healed & it now looks like a rabbit foot. He is hopping around beautifully. Damn. Xx
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    Jenny @ I'm a full-time mummy
    October 9, 2011 at 7:40 am

    Caught red pawed! That was cute! Hahaha… I’m actually afraid of cats, not kittens, but the bigger cats. Something about their claws terrifies me… 😛

    Btw, thanks for dropping by my blog earlier to comment on my lil’ Alyson’s 1st church service 🙂

    Have a lovely weekend! 🙂
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      October 9, 2011 at 7:43 am

      Hi, Jenny,

      Red Pawed Kitty is quite naughty,

      Alyson is Gorgeous. Hope she loved church :)))

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    Goodness and Grit
    October 9, 2011 at 7:46 am

    Haha! Once upon a time, I had a kitty just like Charlie. Her name was Pash and she was more of a BITCH than I could ever dream of being. On the days she had her panties in a wod, she would spit at me as I walked by. Once she was so made at me over a short haircut the groomer gave her that she sat with her nose to the wall and her back towards me for a week. I know she got up to eat and pee, but certainly not if I was around. At night she tormented any toes sticking out from the comforter.

    She died of old age, and I kinda miss the old bat now.

    Kimberly
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      October 9, 2011 at 7:51 am

      ohhhhhhh, poor old bat!
      She is now tormenting God….how lovely she must have been :))) X
      How are you, Kimberly?

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    Diane
    October 9, 2011 at 8:33 am

    We have Oliver the Terrible. Our kitty likes to climb door jams and screens and he also uses the couch as a scratching post. While he doesn’t pee on us when he’s feeling neglected, he chases us and bites at our legs if we haven’t played with him long enough. I’m so glad it’s gotten cooler out! Now at least we have boots and/or jeans to protect our legs!
    In my house, you just never know when you are going to be pounced on!
    So Charlie may be wicked, but he’s awfully cute. Probably why you keep him around.
    Ollie is cute too and can be the sweetest cat when he wants to be (operative phrase there: when he wants!) But we’ll keep him!

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      October 9, 2011 at 8:40 am

      Diane,
      ohhhhhhhhh, Oliver the Terrible sounds hilareous!
      I love him. Xx

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    Charlotte
    October 9, 2011 at 9:05 am

    LOL!!!! I am sorry to hear about Charlie’s toe though, but that pic of him hanging on to the screen door is priceless!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      October 9, 2011 at 9:08 am

      —Charlotte,
      yeah, this cat is a real gas! Always in trouble. xx

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    Dad
    October 9, 2011 at 9:32 am

    Kim, You forgot to tell everyone that Sir Charles Arthur (CHARLIE) is royalty, so he thinks he has
    right to do all those nasty things.
    Love You More Than Kats
    Daddy

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      October 9, 2011 at 9:48 am

      —Yes. He thinks he is, doesn’t he…That Snobby Kitty Kat.

      Love you more that Big Naughty Kitte CATS :))) XX

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    Linda Medrano
    October 9, 2011 at 10:48 am

    I’ve got Charlie’s brother, Smokey. Smokey went to cat terrorist academy. He sings Chinese Opera in the middle of the night. He climbs out the window in our bedroom and comes in the other side so he can jump straight from the window to our bed and lands on our heads as we are sound asleep. Too bad about Charlie’s toe. But it’s a miracle he and Smokey have not been chopped in half with a sushi knife.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      October 9, 2011 at 10:57 am

      —Linda,
      You have me giggling.
      OOO MY, Smokey is a very naughty boy, too. I think he & Charlie must have gone to the same terroist academy. What a coincidence! Xxx

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    ed pilolla
    October 9, 2011 at 10:52 am

    i’ll i ever hear when people get on their cell phone while the plane taxis is ‘we’re taking off’ or ‘we landed.’
    snippets:) of amputation is way more exciting. charlie has spunk:)
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      October 9, 2011 at 10:59 am

      ed,
      Spunk! Even with one less toe! HA x

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    Kim Pugliano
    October 9, 2011 at 11:11 am

    Who needs a wicked pet when you have a wicked husband who hides behind doors and on cabinets and in showers to jump out and scare the crap out of you? Thankfully, our pets are all very sweet except for the little dog who thinks it’s fun to come up to us and look at us like, “What?” with kitty litter all over his nose and excpect us to let him kiss us.

    On the mouth.

    Blech.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      October 9, 2011 at 11:14 am

      –O, Kim,
      Your hubs sounds like quite a character!! HEE HEE. xx

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    Optimistic Mom
    October 9, 2011 at 12:30 pm

    Sounds like some kind of cat! We have a dog and he is pretty good. I can’t imagine having a pet that is all over the place, but I guess it keeps you on your toes.
    Hope the recovery is a quick one, because I am sure he wants to get back to the regular scheduled activities. 😉
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    Kelly
    October 9, 2011 at 2:47 pm

    Sounds like Charlie is full of character like someone else I know 🙂 We’ve got this groovy scratching post that my husband made out of hemp – anyhow, Monsieur Black absolutely loves it and I do believe it keeps the little (big) PITA out of trouble… sorry to hear about poor Charlie’s toe. Regards to Obama. xo
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      October 9, 2011 at 6:23 pm

      Kelly,
      We tried a scratching post…apparently Charlie need one made out of hemp!
      Monsieur Black! What a super name.
      Btw, Obama is in a Cat Santuary in Wisconson. He lives with 30 other cats & one rabbit. He was our neighborhood homeless Kitty. Xx

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    elizabeth
    October 9, 2011 at 2:55 pm

    Poor Charlie – I hope he feels all better soon. Is he walking okay with one less toe? some of my cats used to climb the screens but lucky for me they got down okay or i assisted them. Cats – you got to love them, but if any of my cats ever peeed on Walter’s head, I would be living with them in a five star hotel. 🙂

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      October 9, 2011 at 6:25 pm

      Ha Ha,
      Elizabeth, Charlie now has one less toe… his back foot is like a rabbit foot now. He is hopping !! And running around the house like a bat outta hell. :)) xx

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    Bella
    October 9, 2011 at 3:27 pm

    Kim, poor Charlie! I’m heartbroken that he had a toe amputated! Poor baby! Now he probably won’t be able to go mountain climbing on the screen door! I love that photo, by the way! Do you find the Elizabethan collar works? I almost had to get Roxy one this summer because her eyes dried out a bit in Spain and she kept scratching, but I didn’t. I hope Charlie feels better soon and is back to his naughty ways! 🙂

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      October 9, 2011 at 6:26 pm

      –_Bella,
      he is already being VERY naughty. It seems since the toe was amputated, he is even quicker on his Paws!! xxxx How is sweet Roxy?

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    Emily
    October 9, 2011 at 4:48 pm

    On his head? ON HIS HEAD?? Oh no, say he didn’t!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      October 9, 2011 at 6:27 pm

      Emily,
      YES. ON THE HEAD! Alex said he felt something wet…And guess waht it was? Oh, Yeah, CAT Piss. x

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    Lorraine @ Not Quite Nigella
    October 9, 2011 at 4:52 pm

    Aww Charlie! I had a very disgruntled cat who was just in a permanent bad mood. He was our first and we thought that all cats were just grumpy and scratched and hated people and then we got a sweet cat.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      October 9, 2011 at 6:28 pm

      –Lorraine,
      Charlie is VERY sweet or he’d be at the cat’s home right now :)) Xxx

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    Wild Child Mama
    October 9, 2011 at 7:18 pm

    Omgoodness, that picture of Charlie hanging from the screen door cracks me up! I am still laughing out loud, for realz.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      October 9, 2011 at 8:12 pm

      —Wild Mama,
      So happy you can laugh at dumb ass Charlie’s expense!! Xxx

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    Hotly Spiced
    October 9, 2011 at 7:20 pm

    Charlie looks nice but so do my two dogs and they also get up to tricks. The trouble is…because they travel in pairs I never know which one to blame and that works so well for them because then the guilty one gets away with it. They both don’t like to go outside if it’s raining – how horrid to get wet paws! So then I find a wee-wee on my son’s bedroom floor (favourite dumping spot) and I don’t know which one’s emptied their bladder so neither is told off. My dogs are very clever – they’ve got me sorted!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      October 9, 2011 at 8:13 pm

      Dear, Hotly,
      Oh, that is funny. At least, we always know IT. Is. Naugty. Charlie!!! Xx

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    Laci
    October 9, 2011 at 7:31 pm

    Oh my goodness! You must be really attached to Charlie! I would have given him to anyone who wanted a cat. And I love cats, don’t get me wrong but one piss on me, my purse, shoes or anywhere other than the litter box or outside and he would be gone. Okay, maybe not the first time but if it became a habit he would be gone.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      October 9, 2011 at 8:14 pm

      —-He’s on his last paws!! HA HA.. xx

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    Pure Complex
    October 10, 2011 at 12:18 am

    Awww .. I hope Charlie is doing well now. Adorable

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    Blond Duck
    October 10, 2011 at 5:05 am

    I’m still laughing at the door picture. It looks like you just threw him up there!
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    Sandra
    October 10, 2011 at 6:57 am

    Looks like life with Charlie is never a dull moment!

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      October 10, 2011 at 7:40 pm

      –Sandra,
      Yes, Never Every dull with Naughty Charlie :)) x

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    Bridget
    October 10, 2011 at 7:31 am

    I think I love Charlie. Cats kick ass-even the ones who are assholes.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      October 10, 2011 at 7:41 pm

      —Dear B.
      Charlie kicks ass. And he is also an asshole! X

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    Kelley
    October 10, 2011 at 7:50 am

    I just had to tell you that I mentioned Charlie and your blog in my post today. 🙂
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      October 10, 2011 at 7:42 pm

      —Kelley,
      I’ll go check this out! Xxx

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    (FL) Girl with a New Life
    October 10, 2011 at 9:37 am

    A cat that pees on heads? Whoa. And I thought I had it bad.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      October 10, 2011 at 7:42 pm

      —FL.
      Yes, Charlie pisses on heads, purses, socks, & purses :)) BAD BOY>x

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    Caroline
    October 10, 2011 at 12:33 pm

    Aw, poor Charlie! He sounds like a real hoot though, and very mischievous I might add!

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      October 10, 2011 at 7:43 pm

      —He is a HOOT that may be out on his ass soon! Just kidding. We love him. Xx

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    Impulsive Addict
    October 10, 2011 at 1:58 pm

    Awww…Poor cute Charlie! Maybe now he’ll be nicer. You know he thinks this is your fault for doing this to him, right? It’s either gonna work out for the better or he’ll piss on you every day as a payback for the amputation. Good luck with Charlie!

    xoxo
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      October 10, 2011 at 7:44 pm

      Dear Impulsive.
      Just heard a great quote about cats:

      “Dogs think they are Human
      But Cats think they are GOD.”

      This is Charlie! Xx

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        Impulsive Addict
        October 10, 2011 at 8:32 pm

        Well that seems to fit perfectly! =)

        Hey…send me your email to one.impulsive.addict@gmail.com. Annnnd….if you post tmrw, link up with Shawn and I for Talk To Us Tuesday!! xoxo

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    Brenda
    October 10, 2011 at 2:35 pm

    I see that Charlie is wicked, but have you ever stopped to consider for one instance that you are the pet and not he? I am guessing he has you under purr and minus one toe-paw and you are none the wiser. Having said that, great descriptions and funny has hell. Charlie and Bev’s cat are probably good buddies.
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      October 10, 2011 at 7:45 pm

      —Brenda,
      Yes! I think you nailed it. We are His Pets. Damn him for manipulating us! X

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    Pamela
    October 10, 2011 at 2:37 pm

    Poor Mr. Charlie! We have had pet trauma this week too. I hope that Charlie is as happy with 9 toes as he was with 10!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      October 10, 2011 at 7:46 pm

      Pamela,
      Yes. He is quite happy. And running around the house like a bat outta hell :))xx

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    stephanie
    October 10, 2011 at 8:19 pm

    I HAD to hop over here after reading your comment on Kelley’s Breakroom. Too funny. Lovin’ the cat posts because I’m getting a new kitty on Sunday. Cat barf gives me so much mileage on my blog so why not add another cat to the mix!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      October 10, 2011 at 8:46 pm

      —Dear, S.
      Can’t wait to visit your blog & read your kitty stories. :))

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    Jessica
    October 10, 2011 at 10:59 pm

    You do have a naughty cat. My dog is dumb and does stupid stuff all the time but none of it is intentional. He really is just stupid.
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      My Inner Chick
      October 11, 2011 at 5:34 am

      —Jessica,
      I think Charlie is part intentional / part stupid.

      He is needy, snotty, & quite lovable actually. Xx And an asshole.
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    Lola
    October 11, 2011 at 5:15 am

    The day a cat pisses on my head will be the same day that I acquire a new fabulous pair of kitty cat fur lined boots.
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      My Inner Chick
      October 11, 2011 at 5:35 am

      —LOooooola,

      And you call yourself an animal advocate?!!!

      You naaaaaughty girl. Xx
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    Helene
    October 11, 2011 at 10:28 am

    Oh. My. God. Our new kittens keep doing the SAME freakin thing to our screen door and I just told my husband, “One of them is gonna lose a fuckin’ paw if they keep doing that”.

    I’m gonna have to show him this post. Further proof that I am always right.

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      My Inner Chick
      October 11, 2011 at 12:41 pm

      —I checked the screen door and did not see a claw! But I think that is what happened. Poor Charlie!
      Xxx Watch those kittens.
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    Adriana Iris
    October 11, 2011 at 12:16 pm

    reminds me of my confused dog Merlin. Merlin thinks he is a cat but has Charlie’s attitude. My biggest headache in life is my dog. Sometimes I look at him and wonder why I bother. I let him out he can only shit on the cement never-mind the lush green grass… Will piss in our belongings if you enter my house and did not say hello to him. Embarrassing and annoying. There I vented.
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      Adriana Iris
      October 11, 2011 at 12:19 pm

      not our belongings the others that don’t acknowledge. anyway many more annoying things he does but I will save you from it.
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      My Inner Chick
      October 11, 2011 at 12:42 pm

      Dear, Adriana,
      On the Cememt? My God, Charlies been reincarnated into a freakin’ dog! Xxx Horrible But Hilareous.
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    Vidya Sury, Freelance Writer & Blogger
    October 11, 2011 at 8:30 pm

    GIggle! What a smart-cat! Meeeow to you Charlie! This is so hilarious!
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      October 11, 2011 at 8:38 pm

      —Meow back…and he also may piss on your head. :)) X

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    Sandy Webb
    October 12, 2011 at 12:50 pm

    HaHaHa. As you have seen, I recently rescued a Jack Russell Terrier puppy. While I love Tater Tot dearly, he is hands down absolutely the most destructive damn puppy I have had in my life. He has chewed up numerous rugs, killed an unthinkable number of house plants by eating them and the damn holes he is digging my yard are becoming treacherous!

    As far as pissing goes….he used to piss in my bed! I finally broke him of that, but having a cat piss on my head would just push me over the edge. Charlie would have more than one broken toe…lol
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      October 12, 2011 at 4:02 pm

      I Love Tater Tot. That name CRACKS me up! Fabulous.

      —About pissy Charlie. We still love him! :)) But he is VERY naughty indeed. x

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    nan @ LBDDiaries
    October 12, 2011 at 3:39 pm

    Can I borrow Wicked Charlie? I want to… emm… take pictures of him, that’s it! No I don’t want to have him sneak up on anyone. WhatEVER gave you that idea?
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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      October 12, 2011 at 4:03 pm

      Nan,
      Has anybody told you that you are TOO FUNNY :D)))

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