Lust. Gluttony. Greed. Envy.
I’m not quite certain about the other deadly sins, but these are four that shape & outline Las Vegas perfectly…
…and I drowned & soaked inside the excess for 3 days and 3 nights.
Caesar’s Palace, Balagiaos, The Mirage, The Venetian, MGM, Rio, Coyote Ugly, The Flamingo, Cosmopolitan, & Madame Tussauds…
Chicken Marsalla, Avocado Dip, Sushi Bars, Red Wine, Beer, Margaritas.
We did it all. Or should I say, walked it all.
To appear glitzed & glammed up, I wore the wrong shoes ( all straps & heels) the first day.
I paid for it.
The penalty: massive blisters the size of quarters on both feet.
But damnnn, at least I looked fashionable walking around the strip.
I saved Mr. Liverpool a bit of room in the suitcase for his t-shirts, tennis shoes & jeans… and while he was at work, I stuffed a few more pairs of shoes inside.
He’ll never know.
I mean, a few more pairs of black shoes couldn’t hurt, could they?
Our suitcase was over 52 pounds.
“I’ll take out a few things,” I said to the woman.
I removed 5 pairs of shoes from the suitcase to place in my carry on bag.
Result: 48.1 pounds!
I gave Mr. L. a thumbs up.
He just shook his head saying, “Kim. Kim. Kim.”
I hear that lots.
The waitresses at the Rio wore black lace lingerie, which seriously, could fit inside the palm of one’s hand.
I give them credit for causing me to eat less than I would have.
Skinny Biaaaatches hanging around causes me eat smaller portions.
I mean, where the hell are the chunky cocktail waitresses?
No wonder Mr. Liverpool ordered so many Fat Tires (beer).
Chanel. Louis Vuitton. Tiffany & Co. Dolce & Gabbana. Donna Karan. Gucci.
Love These Shoes!!
I wanted it all.
Sushi Bars. Curried Cuisine. Pasta drenched in Red Wine. Oysters drizzled with bacon butter.
I wanted to lick it all, savor it all, love it all….
CEASER’S PALACE. MY absolute FAVE.
COYOTE UGLY. COOL.
BRAS ON THE CEILING. AaaaaWESOME.
Partying w/ MR. HEFNER at the Mansion.
DINNER AT THE RIO… (btw, the shoes are Vera Wang, bitches.)
Saint Shirley, Daddy, & K.
Gaga & K. She’s so Cute.
MR. LIVERPOOL AND I ….. STILL TOGETHER.