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jayne mansfield and sophia loren

–I Love. Love. Love. this 1955 photo of Sophia Loren & Jane Mansfield.

The first time I saw it, I thought,    “What is Loren thinking as she gazes over at Mansfield?”

Dear, Reader, write your own caption.

Since I know so many of you, I will not be the judge.  I shall ask Mr. Liverpool to decide on  his favorite.

The winning caption will  receive one of my favorite books of  2011,  “THE HELP.”

 

—Good luck,  my literary darlings!pink lips  

 


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118 Comments

  • Reply
    Ann
    September 11, 2011 at 9:24 pm

    Oooh…..I’m the first one! I’m sure there will be more clever entries, but I can READ HER MIND! She’s thinking,

    “slut”

    …and wishing she thought of that dress first!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 11, 2011 at 9:28 pm

      omg, I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE that, Ann. Absolutely love it 🙂

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    Vidya Sury, Freelance Writer & Blogger
    September 11, 2011 at 9:28 pm

    Giggle! My first reaction was “oooh, what a rack! that’s some stack! Will she have a wardrobe malfunction?”

    They both look gorgeous – and it is a fabulous picture, Kim!

    Congratulations on your first ever giveaway!

    Hugs to you.

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      September 12, 2011 at 5:27 am

      —Vidya,
      That is one nice Rack, isn’t it? xxx

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    Wild Child Mama
    September 11, 2011 at 9:38 pm

    ” does she knows her nipple is trying to smile across the room, too?”

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    WarmSunshine
    September 11, 2011 at 10:13 pm

    “we have all have a pair of THAT, woman!”

    (she is speaking for the rest of the women, not men lol)

    What do you think? 😉

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      September 12, 2011 at 5:30 am

      —Yeah, Warm Sunshine,
      that would be quite nice if we all had THAT!! :))))) x

  • Reply
    Barbara
    September 11, 2011 at 11:42 pm

    OMG. A flea. Sleeping with dogs again.

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    Mandy - The Complete Cook Book
    September 12, 2011 at 12:56 am

    “Oh PLEASE, how common – she MUST realise her nipples are showing!”
    Then afterwards Loren reassures herself that at least out of a dress, hers don’t drop to her waist!

    Have a super week.
    🙂 Mandy

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      September 12, 2011 at 5:32 am

      —Mandy,
      Oh, PLEASE, How Common.
      Now, that is hiareous. :)) Luv to You.

  • Reply
    Goodness and Grit
    September 12, 2011 at 1:50 am

    That nipple is about to bust lose and poke my eye out!

    Whacky

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    Goodness and Grit
    September 12, 2011 at 1:51 am

    TAKE 2

    That nipple is about to bust loose and poke my eye out!

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      September 12, 2011 at 5:33 am

      —Goodness, Whacky
      Perfect! I think Mr. L. will like that one 🙂 xxx

  • Reply
    Lorraine @ Not Quite Nigella
    September 12, 2011 at 3:12 am

    What a wonderful prize for your readers Kim! I am going to buy that book this week-I’ve heard so much about it including from you 🙂 xxx

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      September 12, 2011 at 5:34 am

      –Lorraine,
      Let me know how you like that book. I didn’t want it to end 🙂 xx

  • Reply
    debbie
    September 12, 2011 at 3:29 am

    That picture looks like Sophia Loren is thinking “who the hell is going to look at ME now! I’ve heard a lot about this book. My husband saw the movie last week and loved it.

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      September 12, 2011 at 5:35 am

      —Debbie,
      Sooo True.
      No body will look at the Gorgeous Sophia….instead they shall be gawking at Jane’s Gigantic Hooters :)) xx

  • Reply
    Irene
    September 12, 2011 at 4:12 am

    She’s probably thinking that the dress is a tad too low, which it is, especially for that era. But nice hooters!

    What comes to mind is “Bitch”. I’m sensing some jealously there.

    Can’t put a funny caption on though.

    “Yeah, she may have the rack, but can smoke the goods?”

    That’s the best I can do.

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      September 12, 2011 at 5:35 am

      —Irene,
      “Bitch”
      pretty much covers it. XXX

  • Reply
    Tara
    September 12, 2011 at 4:21 am

    LOL!! I’m too busy laughing to come up with something. But honestly, how could she (or anyone) NOT look at them things? That’s hilarious, Kim! Where do you findt this stuff?

    Hmm, okay here goes… “I didn’t realize I was at a PORN convention (although it is a tad “nipply” in here, brrrr. )

    Too much?

    😉

    Love you,
    Tara

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      September 12, 2011 at 5:36 am

      —Dear, Tara,
      that is FabUlous.. Luv ya.x

  • Reply
    elizabeth
    September 12, 2011 at 4:51 am

    did I drop my lipstick in there?

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      September 12, 2011 at 5:36 am

      OMG. Elizabeth
      And there could be one down there, too. HA HA HA xxxxxxxxxx

  • Reply
    Charlene
    September 12, 2011 at 5:35 am

    OMG – that picture is FAB! I’ve already read the book so I won’t enter (and not feeling particularly clever at the moment – though I do LOVE Elizabeth and Tara’s comment – you’re right – biased) just wanted to say I LOVE IT!

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      September 12, 2011 at 5:37 am

      —Charlene,
      How’d you like the book?
      Love Ya ! xx

  • Reply
    Alison@Mama Wants This
    September 12, 2011 at 6:20 am

    I’m not entering but I just want to say the book was truly beautiful, I loved every word! And the captions so far are hilarious!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 12, 2011 at 6:25 am

      —Alison,
      I agree. I hated turning the last page !! 🙂 xx

  • Reply
    Cheryl`Lewis
    September 12, 2011 at 6:44 am

    “Hmph. Bet she smothers him. And then he’s MINE!”

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 12, 2011 at 2:01 pm

      Sweet, Cheryl,

      FAB! And he’d love it :))) xxxxxxxxxxx

  • Reply
    Alexis
    September 12, 2011 at 6:46 am

    I already have the book, so I won’t enter but can I just say I think Irene won! hahahaha

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 12, 2011 at 2:03 pm

      –Alexis,
      Love Irenes…We Shall see what MR. L Thinks. Mm. xx

  • Reply
    Amy
    September 12, 2011 at 6:54 am

    Sophia: “Hmph. Typical American girl. Giving it all away up front.”

    Of course, she could also be thinking what I’m thinking, which is “Sophia: “Mmmm mmm mmmm. You NASTY, girl. NAS. TEE.”

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 12, 2011 at 2:04 pm

      —Dear, Amers,
      NAS. Tee.
      Looooooove that one 🙂 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • Reply
    nan @ LBDDiaries
    September 12, 2011 at 6:56 am

    “Wait for it, waaaait for it…”

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 12, 2011 at 2:04 pm

      Nan,
      you Corack me up 🙂

  • Reply
    Pierre
    September 12, 2011 at 7:31 am

    “That reminds me, I need some milk when I get home!”

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 12, 2011 at 2:05 pm

      Pierre,
      Fan-Freaking- Tastic 🙂 x

  • Reply
    Theresa Sonoda
    September 12, 2011 at 7:41 am

    “Ohhhh I sure could use a nap. It’s been a long day. I’m sure she won’t mind…”

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 12, 2011 at 2:05 pm

      —BaaaaaaaaaaaaHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA> xxx You’d like that, wouldn’t you Terri? xxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • Reply
    Linda Medrano
    September 12, 2011 at 8:21 am

    “What a vulgar display of too much of a good thing”.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 12, 2011 at 2:06 pm

      Linda,
      My second favorite. LOVE IT. XX

  • Reply
    lafemmeroar
    September 12, 2011 at 8:24 am

    “She’s not the only tit in the room.”

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 12, 2011 at 2:07 pm

      —Dear, L,
      Hilareous :)))))))))))))))))))

  • Reply
    countingducks
    September 12, 2011 at 8:39 am

    I hope thats strong fabric

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 12, 2011 at 2:08 pm

      Countinducks,
      Superbbbbbbbbbb. x

  • Reply
    Monica
    September 12, 2011 at 9:03 am

    I’m not entering either because I don’t think I can top the caption suggestions thus far. I will say, I loved reading The Help. It took me in from page one, and I couldn’t stop reading.

    Can’t wait to learn who wins!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 12, 2011 at 2:09 pm

      –Monica,
      I acually turned the last page of “THE HELP” and was quite upset. I wanted it to last forever :)) xx

  • Reply
    Kelly
    September 12, 2011 at 9:47 am

    Kim!!!

    They are both SO beautiful!!!

    But I KNOW Sophia has too much class to worry about breasts… so I think she is thinking, “She doesn’t know it but that dress is soo last season!”

    BUT JUST IN CASE, she might be thinking, ” If milk does a body good, she could feed a family of SIX… NOOOOOOOOOOO problem!!!!”

    HA HA HA HA HA !!!! Thanks KIM!!!

    LOVE love LOVE YOU!!!

    KraZy KeLly

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 12, 2011 at 2:10 pm

      KraZy, Kel.
      “So last season” loooooooove that. So classy. So Loren. x

  • Reply
    Brenda
    September 12, 2011 at 9:57 am

    “Hey Baby, do you want to get lucky?”

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 12, 2011 at 2:11 pm

      —Brenda,
      Did they have lesbianism in the 50s? BAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA. Great one.

  • Reply
    Kelley
    September 12, 2011 at 10:03 am

    I wonder how many spoons, forks and knives I could shove between those two ugly things before she looks back this way.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 12, 2011 at 2:12 pm

      —Giggling in Minnesota, Kelley.
      Heee heee. xx

  • Reply
    (FL) Girl with a New Life
    September 12, 2011 at 10:09 am

    Okay, I already own the book, so don’t include me in the giveaway…but I wanna play along for fun. I love this era.

    “That bitch’s boobs are bigger than mine.”

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 12, 2011 at 2:13 pm

      –FL.
      Fantastic 🙂
      So glad Mr. L. will be picking the best one. I’d need to send everybody a damn book!!!!!!!! xx

  • Reply
    Lola
    September 12, 2011 at 11:24 am

    I’m not entering the contest because I read the book, but
    how about, “Hmmmm…I wonder if she got the last pair?”

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 12, 2011 at 2:14 pm

      Lola,
      Sensational. Now that’s a triple D. XX

  • Reply
    Kimmy
    September 12, 2011 at 1:40 pm

    Love it! This picture is hanging on the wall at that new pizza place in canal park.
    I think Sophia is thinking ” that show off! Mine are bigger than hers! Great
    Blog material!! XO. K

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 12, 2011 at 2:15 pm

      —Love ya, Kimmy. xxxxxxxx This photo was always one of my faves!!!!..xxx

  • Reply
    Bridget
    September 12, 2011 at 2:57 pm

    I’m not in the competition, I read it already.

    But I’m sure she is thinking, “JANE Mansfield? More like JAMES, this bitch isn’t fooling anyone.”

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 12, 2011 at 3:02 pm

      —Bridget,
      Too Funny HA))))))))))))))))))) x

  • Reply
    C...
    September 12, 2011 at 3:19 pm

    It looks like she’s saying “Damn slut… put something on or you might trip and fall over those.”

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 12, 2011 at 4:00 pm

      —Dear, C.
      Perfect!!!!! :D))))

  • Reply
    Dad
    September 12, 2011 at 3:20 pm

    I think Sophia has to much class to worry whos boobs are bigger, but the way she is looking at Jane
    I have to wonder. For me, I wouldn’t mind hugging either one.
    Love You More
    Daddy

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 12, 2011 at 3:23 pm

      –daddy,
      you naughty boy :)))))))) Love You More.

  • Reply
    Kelly
    September 12, 2011 at 4:02 pm

    You’re too funny Kim!

    “Shit… did I remember to turn my headlights off?!!”

    k.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 12, 2011 at 4:42 pm

      Kelly,
      A Classic :D))))))) XX

  • Reply
    Phil
    September 12, 2011 at 4:20 pm

    “My, what big teets… er… I mean teeth, yes (ahem), what big teeth you have!”

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 12, 2011 at 4:43 pm

      —Phil,
      I am laughing. Can you hear me? Or are you too bizzy looking at Jane’s Teets? HAAAAAAAAAA

      • Reply
        Phil
        September 12, 2011 at 5:20 pm

        Um… what did you just say? I was a wee bit distracted. 🙂

  • Reply
    Blond Duck
    September 12, 2011 at 4:28 pm

    LOVED the Help!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 12, 2011 at 4:44 pm

      B. D.
      Put down your caption!!! :)))) xxx

  • Reply
    ed pilolla
    September 12, 2011 at 4:45 pm

    and finally she had done it: loren discovered where she might tuck sammy davis jr. so that no one would find him.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 12, 2011 at 5:15 pm

      OMG, ed,
      Brilliant :D)))))))

  • Reply
    Bella
    September 12, 2011 at 5:48 pm

    “Some day they’ll make a movie about those jugs called ‘Thelma and Louise’.”

    Consider that my entry, Ms. Kim! hee hee!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 12, 2011 at 7:00 pm

      —Bella,
      Luv It :))) XX

  • Reply
    TheProDiva
    September 12, 2011 at 6:13 pm

    “Trollop!”

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 12, 2011 at 7:00 pm

      –Pro Diva,
      One word says “It ALL!” xx

  • Reply
    Tia
    September 12, 2011 at 6:50 pm

    Are you kidding me! Do you really have to be such a floozy? If you think you are going near my man with those breasts you have another thing coming. No wonder why all the woman hate you. The only reason why you dress like that is to take the attention off your fat ass! Boy, I really need to get a boob job.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 12, 2011 at 7:01 pm

      —FAT ASS!
      that is too funny, Tia xxxxxxxxxxx

  • Reply
    Sam @ Mom At The Barre
    September 12, 2011 at 7:06 pm

    Congrats on your first giveaway! I own the book already (loved it) so don’t want to be considered for the giveaway. I just wanted to comment on what a great pic that is! Love Jayne Mansfield!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 12, 2011 at 8:03 pm

      —Sam,
      Did you know that the detective on Law & Order is Mansfield’s Daughter? x

      • Reply
        Sam @ Mom At The Barre
        September 13, 2011 at 2:07 pm

        Yup. Mariska Hargitay! She’s an attractive lady but she looks nothing like her mom!

  • Reply
    Lady Fi
    September 12, 2011 at 8:54 pm

    She’s thinking: Are THOSE real?

    This was a wonderful read!

    I see the film has come out over here. Have you seen it? Is it worth watching?

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 12, 2011 at 8:59 pm

      Lady, Fi,
      I hear the movie is great.
      The book is superb. I didn’t want it to end 🙂 x

  • Reply
    Pure Complex
    September 12, 2011 at 9:30 pm

    I think shes saying “I would look so much better with her breast… she could at least cover them up. Heffer” I just love this contest.. so much fun lol.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 12, 2011 at 9:52 pm

      Dear, Pure,
      love when you visit me 🙂

  • Reply
    Anita Menon
    September 13, 2011 at 6:53 am

    ” What’s she got that I ain’t got?”

    Fantastic photograph.

    Congrats on your first giveaway

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 13, 2011 at 2:12 pm

      –thanx, Anita,
      So much fun :))

  • Reply
    Grumpy Grateful Mom
    September 13, 2011 at 8:48 am

    I can’t compete with the other commenters, but I think it’s a fabulous picture! Congratulations on your first giveaway and good luck to Mr. Liverpool!

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      September 13, 2011 at 2:05 pm

      Grumpy Mom,
      I’ve had a smashing time reading the captions!
      So glad I’m not judging. 🙂 x

  • Reply
    Heavenly Housewife
    September 13, 2011 at 11:03 am

    Oh daaaahling, that look speaks a thousand words, but it can be summed up by one: “slag” LOL
    *kisses* HH

  • Reply
    Jessica
    September 13, 2011 at 2:02 pm

    She paid how much for those????

  • Reply
    Julie @ mamamash
    September 13, 2011 at 7:28 pm

    “I farted, but no one is going to notice because that trick’s nipple is about to pop out.”

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 13, 2011 at 7:33 pm

      OMG!!!!!!!!!! FABULOUS!! HAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa x

  • Reply
    Kimberly
    September 14, 2011 at 5:39 am

    “I hope that she’s not planning to stir her tea with those things”

    “I do not want a ticket to that gun show”

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 14, 2011 at 5:51 am

      —-Kimberly,
      Stir her tea! ha ha
      Perhaps she stirred her martini with those babies :)))xx

      • Reply
        Phil
        September 14, 2011 at 11:48 am

        Adds new meaning to the phrase, “Shaken, not stirred…”

        • Reply
          Kim Sisto-Robinson
          September 14, 2011 at 2:39 pm

          For Sure, Phil x

  • Reply
    Blond Duck
    September 14, 2011 at 2:24 pm

    Happy Wednesday!

  • Reply
    Alina
    September 14, 2011 at 7:05 pm

    If I were Loren I would have been thinking, “hell with your huge tits, nice waist line.”

    and then I would have thought, there is such a thing as Bimbos! 😉

    …totally joking of course…bimbos..HAHAHAH

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 14, 2011 at 7:15 pm

      –Alina,
      And in those days, those boobies were totally real!! XXXX

  • Reply
    Ginger
    September 15, 2011 at 5:40 am

    …”Okay, the photographer just went to the men’s room … I can sneak a look at those amazing breasts everyone else has been staring at and no one will capture me on film for it … here I go, shift my eyes to the left for just a second … yep. Amazing.”

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 15, 2011 at 6:39 am

      —Ginger,
      Yes! … definitely said “Amazing!” and they’re real… xxx

  • Reply
    Adriana Iris
    September 15, 2011 at 8:20 am

    as always I might e late but what a great pictures that is.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 15, 2011 at 3:50 pm

      that’s okay…You can still write a caption!!! xx

  • Reply
    The Accidental Somebody
    September 15, 2011 at 8:48 am

    MUST. MOTORBOAT.

    🙂

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 15, 2011 at 3:50 pm

      –Fab!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Reply
    Lane
    September 15, 2011 at 9:59 pm

    That’s an awesome photo! It’s so funny! She’s probably thinking, “Seriously!?”

    I LOVE “The Help.” It is one of my all time favorite books! I have loaned my copy to everyone I know. Now I just want to see the movie, although I doubt it’s as good as the book. Great blog, btw! 🙂

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 15, 2011 at 10:02 pm

      —Lane,
      I know. I hated to turn the last page of “The Help.” I wanted it to last and last. Loved the characters.
      Love your caption 🙂

  • Reply
    classycareergirl
    September 17, 2011 at 8:49 am

    Love it! Stopping by from lady bloggers tea party!

  • Reply
    Erin O'Riordan
    September 19, 2011 at 2:09 pm

    Fantastic photo! Reminds me of the one of Janis Joplin and Tina Turner (here: http://www.harrybenson.com/index.php#mi=2&pt=1&pi=10000&s=17&p=5&a=0&at=0).

  • Reply
    susan boswell
    September 20, 2011 at 8:21 pm

    “OMG-is that s lice of pepperoni coming out of the top of her dress or is Nipple-stiltskin trying to escape again???

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