–I Love. Love. Love. this 1955 photo of Sophia Loren & Jane Mansfield.
The first time I saw it, I thought, “What is Loren thinking as she gazes over at Mansfield?”
Dear, Reader, write your own caption.
Since I know so many of you, I will not be the judge. I shall ask Mr. Liverpool to decide on his favorite.
The winning caption will receive one of my favorite books of 2011, “THE HELP.”
—Good luck, my literary darlings!
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118 Comments
Ann
September 11, 2011 at 9:24 pmOooh…..I’m the first one! I’m sure there will be more clever entries, but I can READ HER MIND! She’s thinking,
“slut”
…and wishing she thought of that dress first!
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 11, 2011 at 9:28 pmomg, I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE that, Ann. Absolutely love it 🙂
Vidya Sury, Freelance Writer & Blogger
September 11, 2011 at 9:28 pmGiggle! My first reaction was “oooh, what a rack! that’s some stack! Will she have a wardrobe malfunction?”
They both look gorgeous – and it is a fabulous picture, Kim!
Congratulations on your first ever giveaway!
Hugs to you.
My Inner Chick
September 12, 2011 at 5:27 am—Vidya,
That is one nice Rack, isn’t it? xxx
Wild Child Mama
September 11, 2011 at 9:38 pm” does she knows her nipple is trying to smile across the room, too?”
My Inner Chick
September 12, 2011 at 5:29 amWild Child,
Love it!!! x
WarmSunshine
September 11, 2011 at 10:13 pm“we have all have a pair of THAT, woman!”
(she is speaking for the rest of the women, not men lol)
What do you think? 😉
My Inner Chick
September 12, 2011 at 5:30 am—Yeah, Warm Sunshine,
that would be quite nice if we all had THAT!! :))))) x
Barbara
September 11, 2011 at 11:42 pmOMG. A flea. Sleeping with dogs again.
My Inner Chick
September 12, 2011 at 5:31 amBarbara, Sweets,
SUPERB : ))))Xx
Mandy - The Complete Cook Book
September 12, 2011 at 12:56 am“Oh PLEASE, how common – she MUST realise her nipples are showing!”
Then afterwards Loren reassures herself that at least out of a dress, hers don’t drop to her waist!
Have a super week.
🙂 Mandy
My Inner Chick
September 12, 2011 at 5:32 am—Mandy,
Oh, PLEASE, How Common.
Now, that is hiareous. :)) Luv to You.
Goodness and Grit
September 12, 2011 at 1:50 amThat nipple is about to bust lose and poke my eye out!
Whacky
Goodness and Grit
September 12, 2011 at 1:51 amTAKE 2
That nipple is about to bust loose and poke my eye out!
My Inner Chick
September 12, 2011 at 5:33 am—Goodness, Whacky
Perfect! I think Mr. L. will like that one 🙂 xxx
Lorraine @ Not Quite Nigella
September 12, 2011 at 3:12 amWhat a wonderful prize for your readers Kim! I am going to buy that book this week-I’ve heard so much about it including from you 🙂 xxx
My Inner Chick
September 12, 2011 at 5:34 am–Lorraine,
Let me know how you like that book. I didn’t want it to end 🙂 xx
debbie
September 12, 2011 at 3:29 amThat picture looks like Sophia Loren is thinking “who the hell is going to look at ME now! I’ve heard a lot about this book. My husband saw the movie last week and loved it.
My Inner Chick
September 12, 2011 at 5:35 am—Debbie,
Sooo True.
No body will look at the Gorgeous Sophia….instead they shall be gawking at Jane’s Gigantic Hooters :)) xx
Irene
September 12, 2011 at 4:12 amShe’s probably thinking that the dress is a tad too low, which it is, especially for that era. But nice hooters!
What comes to mind is “Bitch”. I’m sensing some jealously there.
Can’t put a funny caption on though.
“Yeah, she may have the rack, but can smoke the goods?”
That’s the best I can do.
My Inner Chick
September 12, 2011 at 5:35 am—Irene,
“Bitch”
pretty much covers it. XXX
Tara
September 12, 2011 at 4:21 amLOL!! I’m too busy laughing to come up with something. But honestly, how could she (or anyone) NOT look at them things? That’s hilarious, Kim! Where do you findt this stuff?
Hmm, okay here goes… “I didn’t realize I was at a PORN convention (although it is a tad “nipply” in here, brrrr. )
Too much?
😉
Love you,
Tara
My Inner Chick
September 12, 2011 at 5:36 am—Dear, Tara,
that is FabUlous.. Luv ya.x
elizabeth
September 12, 2011 at 4:51 amdid I drop my lipstick in there?
My Inner Chick
September 12, 2011 at 5:36 amOMG. Elizabeth
And there could be one down there, too. HA HA HA xxxxxxxxxx
Charlene
September 12, 2011 at 5:35 amOMG – that picture is FAB! I’ve already read the book so I won’t enter (and not feeling particularly clever at the moment – though I do LOVE Elizabeth and Tara’s comment – you’re right – biased) just wanted to say I LOVE IT!
My Inner Chick
September 12, 2011 at 5:37 am—Charlene,
How’d you like the book?
Love Ya ! xx
Alison@Mama Wants This
September 12, 2011 at 6:20 amI’m not entering but I just want to say the book was truly beautiful, I loved every word! And the captions so far are hilarious!
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 12, 2011 at 6:25 am—Alison,
I agree. I hated turning the last page !! 🙂 xx
Cheryl`Lewis
September 12, 2011 at 6:44 am“Hmph. Bet she smothers him. And then he’s MINE!”
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 12, 2011 at 2:01 pmSweet, Cheryl,
FAB! And he’d love it :))) xxxxxxxxxxx
Alexis
September 12, 2011 at 6:46 amI already have the book, so I won’t enter but can I just say I think Irene won! hahahaha
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 12, 2011 at 2:03 pm–Alexis,
Love Irenes…We Shall see what MR. L Thinks. Mm. xx
Amy
September 12, 2011 at 6:54 amSophia: “Hmph. Typical American girl. Giving it all away up front.”
Of course, she could also be thinking what I’m thinking, which is “Sophia: “Mmmm mmm mmmm. You NASTY, girl. NAS. TEE.”
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 12, 2011 at 2:04 pm—Dear, Amers,
NAS. Tee.
Looooooove that one 🙂 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
nan @ LBDDiaries
September 12, 2011 at 6:56 am“Wait for it, waaaait for it…”
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 12, 2011 at 2:04 pmNan,
you Corack me up 🙂
Pierre
September 12, 2011 at 7:31 am“That reminds me, I need some milk when I get home!”
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 12, 2011 at 2:05 pmPierre,
Fan-Freaking- Tastic 🙂 x
Theresa Sonoda
September 12, 2011 at 7:41 am“Ohhhh I sure could use a nap. It’s been a long day. I’m sure she won’t mind…”
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 12, 2011 at 2:05 pm—BaaaaaaaaaaaaHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA> xxx You’d like that, wouldn’t you Terri? xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Theresa Sonoda
September 12, 2011 at 2:19 pmUmmmm Hmmmmm
🙂
Linda Medrano
September 12, 2011 at 8:21 am“What a vulgar display of too much of a good thing”.
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 12, 2011 at 2:06 pmLinda,
My second favorite. LOVE IT. XX
lafemmeroar
September 12, 2011 at 8:24 am“She’s not the only tit in the room.”
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 12, 2011 at 2:07 pm—Dear, L,
Hilareous :)))))))))))))))))))
countingducks
September 12, 2011 at 8:39 amI hope thats strong fabric
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 12, 2011 at 2:08 pmCountinducks,
Superbbbbbbbbbb. x
Monica
September 12, 2011 at 9:03 amI’m not entering either because I don’t think I can top the caption suggestions thus far. I will say, I loved reading The Help. It took me in from page one, and I couldn’t stop reading.
Can’t wait to learn who wins!
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 12, 2011 at 2:09 pm–Monica,
I acually turned the last page of “THE HELP” and was quite upset. I wanted it to last forever :)) xx
Kelly
September 12, 2011 at 9:47 amKim!!!
They are both SO beautiful!!!
But I KNOW Sophia has too much class to worry about breasts… so I think she is thinking, “She doesn’t know it but that dress is soo last season!”
BUT JUST IN CASE, she might be thinking, ” If milk does a body good, she could feed a family of SIX… NOOOOOOOOOOO problem!!!!”
HA HA HA HA HA !!!! Thanks KIM!!!
LOVE love LOVE YOU!!!
KraZy KeLly
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 12, 2011 at 2:10 pmKraZy, Kel.
“So last season” loooooooove that. So classy. So Loren. x
Brenda
September 12, 2011 at 9:57 am“Hey Baby, do you want to get lucky?”
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 12, 2011 at 2:11 pm—Brenda,
Did they have lesbianism in the 50s? BAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA. Great one.
Kelley
September 12, 2011 at 10:03 amI wonder how many spoons, forks and knives I could shove between those two ugly things before she looks back this way.
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 12, 2011 at 2:12 pm—Giggling in Minnesota, Kelley.
Heee heee. xx
(FL) Girl with a New Life
September 12, 2011 at 10:09 amOkay, I already own the book, so don’t include me in the giveaway…but I wanna play along for fun. I love this era.
“That bitch’s boobs are bigger than mine.”
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 12, 2011 at 2:13 pm–FL.
Fantastic 🙂
So glad Mr. L. will be picking the best one. I’d need to send everybody a damn book!!!!!!!! xx
Lola
September 12, 2011 at 11:24 amI’m not entering the contest because I read the book, but
how about, “Hmmmm…I wonder if she got the last pair?”
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 12, 2011 at 2:14 pmLola,
Sensational. Now that’s a triple D. XX
Kimmy
September 12, 2011 at 1:40 pmLove it! This picture is hanging on the wall at that new pizza place in canal park.
I think Sophia is thinking ” that show off! Mine are bigger than hers! Great
Blog material!! XO. K
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 12, 2011 at 2:15 pm—Love ya, Kimmy. xxxxxxxx This photo was always one of my faves!!!!..xxx
Bridget
September 12, 2011 at 2:57 pmI’m not in the competition, I read it already.
But I’m sure she is thinking, “JANE Mansfield? More like JAMES, this bitch isn’t fooling anyone.”
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 12, 2011 at 3:02 pm—Bridget,
Too Funny HA))))))))))))))))))) x
C...
September 12, 2011 at 3:19 pmIt looks like she’s saying “Damn slut… put something on or you might trip and fall over those.”
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 12, 2011 at 4:00 pm—Dear, C.
Perfect!!!!! :D))))
Dad
September 12, 2011 at 3:20 pmI think Sophia has to much class to worry whos boobs are bigger, but the way she is looking at Jane
I have to wonder. For me, I wouldn’t mind hugging either one.
Love You More
Daddy
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 12, 2011 at 3:23 pm–daddy,
you naughty boy :)))))))) Love You More.
Kelly
September 12, 2011 at 4:02 pmYou’re too funny Kim!
“Shit… did I remember to turn my headlights off?!!”
k.
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 12, 2011 at 4:42 pmKelly,
A Classic :D))))))) XX
Phil
September 12, 2011 at 4:20 pm“My, what big teets… er… I mean teeth, yes (ahem), what big teeth you have!”
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 12, 2011 at 4:43 pm—Phil,
I am laughing. Can you hear me? Or are you too bizzy looking at Jane’s Teets? HAAAAAAAAAA
Phil
September 12, 2011 at 5:20 pmUm… what did you just say? I was a wee bit distracted. 🙂
Blond Duck
September 12, 2011 at 4:28 pmLOVED the Help!
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 12, 2011 at 4:44 pmB. D.
Put down your caption!!! :)))) xxx
ed pilolla
September 12, 2011 at 4:45 pmand finally she had done it: loren discovered where she might tuck sammy davis jr. so that no one would find him.
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 12, 2011 at 5:15 pmOMG, ed,
Brilliant :D)))))))
Bella
September 12, 2011 at 5:48 pm“Some day they’ll make a movie about those jugs called ‘Thelma and Louise’.”
Consider that my entry, Ms. Kim! hee hee!
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 12, 2011 at 7:00 pm—Bella,
Luv It :))) XX
TheProDiva
September 12, 2011 at 6:13 pm“Trollop!”
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 12, 2011 at 7:00 pm–Pro Diva,
One word says “It ALL!” xx
Tia
September 12, 2011 at 6:50 pmAre you kidding me! Do you really have to be such a floozy? If you think you are going near my man with those breasts you have another thing coming. No wonder why all the woman hate you. The only reason why you dress like that is to take the attention off your fat ass! Boy, I really need to get a boob job.
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 12, 2011 at 7:01 pm—FAT ASS!
that is too funny, Tia xxxxxxxxxxx
Sam @ Mom At The Barre
September 12, 2011 at 7:06 pmCongrats on your first giveaway! I own the book already (loved it) so don’t want to be considered for the giveaway. I just wanted to comment on what a great pic that is! Love Jayne Mansfield!
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 12, 2011 at 8:03 pm—Sam,
Did you know that the detective on Law & Order is Mansfield’s Daughter? x
Sam @ Mom At The Barre
September 13, 2011 at 2:07 pmYup. Mariska Hargitay! She’s an attractive lady but she looks nothing like her mom!
Lady Fi
September 12, 2011 at 8:54 pmShe’s thinking: Are THOSE real?
This was a wonderful read!
I see the film has come out over here. Have you seen it? Is it worth watching?
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 12, 2011 at 8:59 pmLady, Fi,
I hear the movie is great.
The book is superb. I didn’t want it to end 🙂 x
Pure Complex
September 12, 2011 at 9:30 pmI think shes saying “I would look so much better with her breast… she could at least cover them up. Heffer” I just love this contest.. so much fun lol.
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 12, 2011 at 9:52 pmDear, Pure,
love when you visit me 🙂
Anita Menon
September 13, 2011 at 6:53 am” What’s she got that I ain’t got?”
Fantastic photograph.
Congrats on your first giveaway
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 13, 2011 at 2:12 pm–thanx, Anita,
So much fun :))
Grumpy Grateful Mom
September 13, 2011 at 8:48 amI can’t compete with the other commenters, but I think it’s a fabulous picture! Congratulations on your first giveaway and good luck to Mr. Liverpool!
My Inner Chick
September 13, 2011 at 2:05 pmGrumpy Mom,
I’ve had a smashing time reading the captions!
So glad I’m not judging. 🙂 x
Heavenly Housewife
September 13, 2011 at 11:03 amOh daaaahling, that look speaks a thousand words, but it can be summed up by one: “slag” LOL
*kisses* HH
My Inner Chick
September 13, 2011 at 2:07 pm“Slag” Perfection :D)))))
Jessica
September 13, 2011 at 2:02 pmShe paid how much for those????
My Inner Chick
September 13, 2011 at 2:08 pmJessica,
BIG BUCKS, Babe ;))
Julie @ mamamash
September 13, 2011 at 7:28 pm“I farted, but no one is going to notice because that trick’s nipple is about to pop out.”
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 13, 2011 at 7:33 pmOMG!!!!!!!!!! FABULOUS!! HAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa x
Kimberly
September 14, 2011 at 5:39 am“I hope that she’s not planning to stir her tea with those things”
“I do not want a ticket to that gun show”
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 14, 2011 at 5:51 am—-Kimberly,
Stir her tea! ha ha
Perhaps she stirred her martini with those babies :)))xx
Phil
September 14, 2011 at 11:48 amAdds new meaning to the phrase, “Shaken, not stirred…”
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 14, 2011 at 2:39 pmFor Sure, Phil x
Blond Duck
September 14, 2011 at 2:24 pmHappy Wednesday!
Alina
September 14, 2011 at 7:05 pmIf I were Loren I would have been thinking, “hell with your huge tits, nice waist line.”
and then I would have thought, there is such a thing as Bimbos! 😉
…totally joking of course…bimbos..HAHAHAH
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 14, 2011 at 7:15 pm–Alina,
And in those days, those boobies were totally real!! XXXX
Ginger
September 15, 2011 at 5:40 am…”Okay, the photographer just went to the men’s room … I can sneak a look at those amazing breasts everyone else has been staring at and no one will capture me on film for it … here I go, shift my eyes to the left for just a second … yep. Amazing.”
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 15, 2011 at 6:39 am—Ginger,
Yes! … definitely said “Amazing!” and they’re real… xxx
Adriana Iris
September 15, 2011 at 8:20 amas always I might e late but what a great pictures that is.
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 15, 2011 at 3:50 pmthat’s okay…You can still write a caption!!! xx
The Accidental Somebody
September 15, 2011 at 8:48 amMUST. MOTORBOAT.
🙂
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 15, 2011 at 3:50 pm–Fab!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lane
September 15, 2011 at 9:59 pmThat’s an awesome photo! It’s so funny! She’s probably thinking, “Seriously!?”
I LOVE “The Help.” It is one of my all time favorite books! I have loaned my copy to everyone I know. Now I just want to see the movie, although I doubt it’s as good as the book. Great blog, btw! 🙂
Kim Sisto-Robinson
September 15, 2011 at 10:02 pm—Lane,
I know. I hated to turn the last page of “The Help.” I wanted it to last and last. Loved the characters.
Love your caption 🙂
classycareergirl
September 17, 2011 at 8:49 amLove it! Stopping by from lady bloggers tea party!
Erin O'Riordan
September 19, 2011 at 2:09 pmFantastic photo! Reminds me of the one of Janis Joplin and Tina Turner (here: http://www.harrybenson.com/index.php#mi=2&pt=1&pi=10000&s=17&p=5&a=0&at=0).
susan boswell
September 20, 2011 at 8:21 pm“OMG-is that s lice of pepperoni coming out of the top of her dress or is Nipple-stiltskin trying to escape again???