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Funny Blogger Joke Decal

———-Nobody is safe from my blog.

Not my family, friends, co-workers, pets, or even the woman at Target who bent over with her pinky pink g-sting stuck up her ass.

“Excuuuuuse me,”  I should’ve said. “My son here likes your pink panties.  Perhaps you’d like to show him your nipples, too.”

Nobody is safe.

That means you, Kimmy, who after two glasses of Chardonnay sticks plastic spiders up your nose for my amusement….

….and then flirts with the Adam Levine lookalike stud at the next table.

Or the  Anti-Christ I worked for a couple years ago. 

You.     Are.     Not.     Safe.    Biaaatch.

You who had me believing  I couldn’t even staple two simple pieces of paper together.

You who had your Christian music blasting as I entered the room.

You were Ann Colture, Leona Helmsley, & Tyra Banks rolled into one.

Shame on you for making somebody feel reduced and belittled.

Now I can kick your nasty ass on this page.

I guess my only question is:  what are you going to do about it, Punk?

Mr. Liverpool,  you are no exception.

You may think you control things around the house with your complaining about burnt bacon /toast, mushy beans, and runny eggs, but all of your irritability about my lack of culinary skills will  not make me a better cook, or the mail order Russian robot  chick you always dreamed of.

The more you criticize, the more I’ll burn your stupid bacon. 

 The more I’ll blog about your bad behavior, babe.

J.  remember how pissed you were about that “wet t-shirt” blog I wrote about you? 

As I recall,  you won that damn contest.     50 Dollars!

I’d say your damn lucky to have some nice boobs, girl.

Seriously.

None of you are safe.

I will find you.

I will expose you.

And you will end up in this blog.

Don’t test me.

–Dear, Reader,  have you had any back lash from individuals who did not want to be in your blog?  If so, does that bother you?


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95 Comments

  • Reply
    Irene
    September 8, 2011 at 6:57 pm

    Gee Kim, don’t hold back! You shouldn’t keep your feelings inside.

    ROFLMAO!!

    This was like the like the letter I wrote on my blog to the girl I hated the most in high school.

    (remind me never to piss you off).

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 9, 2011 at 5:20 am

      —Hurricane, Irene,
      I’m googling you now. You’re Next!! HA xx

  • Reply
    Theresa Sonoda
    September 8, 2011 at 6:57 pm

    Oh shit, I sure hope I’m ok here. I have nice boobs, for an old broad….if that makes any difference at all. And I love you. And? I never ever wear my pink panties into Wal-Mart, so that couldn’t have been me. I swear.

    …..snort….

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 9, 2011 at 5:20 am

      –Terri,
      you weren’t wearing a pink g string on September 2 , were you? HAAAAAAAA xxx Love.

  • Reply
    Tia
    September 8, 2011 at 7:09 pm

    Trust me I know no one is safe:)

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 9, 2011 at 5:21 am

      Tia,
      But did you notice I didn’t mention you in this particular blog? XXX KISS

  • Reply
    TheProDiva
    September 8, 2011 at 7:18 pm

    Uh oh! I’ll consider myself warned! I talk about people on my blog, but no one has gotten mad about it….yet! I dig your blog by the way!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 9, 2011 at 5:22 am

      –ProDiva,
      Thanks for visiting 🙂 xx

  • Reply
    Laci
    September 8, 2011 at 7:22 pm

    Come on now, don’t hold back. Let us know what’s on your mind.

    LMAO! There’s no blog better than an honest blog!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 9, 2011 at 5:22 am

      –Lacy,
      I never hold back.
      Ask Mr. Liverpool!! HAAAAAAAAAAA> XX

  • Reply
    Totsymae
    September 8, 2011 at 7:38 pm

    (Now running and hiding behind the virtual tree. 🙂 )

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 9, 2011 at 5:23 am

      Dear,
      Tots. I Will Find You!! 🙂 xxxx

  • Reply
    Phil
    September 8, 2011 at 7:42 pm

    Uh oh… I’m askeert!

    Actually, I’m laughing too hard at your descriptions of various folks. Remind me never, ever, ever, ever to piss you off. 🙂

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 9, 2011 at 5:23 am

      –Phil,
      Looking at your photo above, you could NEVER piss me off. :))) x

      • Reply
        Phil
        September 9, 2011 at 7:08 am

        Well Kim, I’ll try not to take advantage of you with my dashing good looks, googly-eyes, hanging tongue, and impeccable taste in clothing colors… 🙂

        • Reply
          Kim Sisto-Robinson
          September 9, 2011 at 4:30 pm

          haaaaa haaaaa

  • Reply
    The Bipolar Diva
    September 8, 2011 at 8:29 pm

    I have a few people I’d like to nominate for your blog 😉

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 9, 2011 at 5:24 am

      –Dear Diva,
      Send them over…x

  • Reply
    Ann
    September 8, 2011 at 9:13 pm

    You’re too funny! I just posted a blog about a day out with the girls and they DARED ME to post some funny pictures of myself….usually the only one I burn is myself…or dinner!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 9, 2011 at 5:24 am

      –Ann,
      just looked at your sweet photos. You are a DOLL 🙂 xx

      • Reply
        Ann
        September 9, 2011 at 8:01 pm

        No…just being silly! You are a sweetie and that was the NICEST comment! You make me smile!

  • Reply
    Pure Complex
    September 8, 2011 at 9:19 pm

    LMAo I am dying of laughter right now. This post is so true. Whenever I have a rant to post, I go at it. But lately things have been calm in my world lol.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 9, 2011 at 5:25 am

      Dear, Pure,
      Your world seems quite calm. I adore you photos. :)))))) XX

  • Reply
    Vidya Sury, Freelance Writer & Blogger
    September 8, 2011 at 9:21 pm

    Thank God I don’t wear short skirts! Not anymore, anyway. The only short things I wear are shorts, and those are a respectable mid-thigh length at least. And no nipple shows either 😛

    I giggled all the way through this post, Kim. It is hilarious. And its crazy how many people can piss us off for so many minor things. I drive a scooter and we have some mad traffic here – so am usually well equipped with some colorful vocabulary. I noticed though, that I never blog about those things. Hmm…

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 9, 2011 at 5:26 am

      –Vidya,
      you are one of my all time favorite vistitors.
      Thank goodenss you’re in India, or would have though G-String lady was you. H AHA …. xx

      • Reply
        Vidya Sury
        September 10, 2011 at 9:09 am

        Kim – Giggle – Just recently I got in touch with an ex-colleague and all he could talk about was what great legs I had 😀

  • Reply
    Alison@Mama Wants This
    September 8, 2011 at 10:34 pm

    If you blogged about me, I would not mind 😉

    I don’t write about anyone other than my son (occasionally I mention the anonymous husband and my sister) but rarely. So I don’t worry about backlash at all.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 9, 2011 at 5:27 am

      —Alison,
      I love love love your posts about baby, blogging, & beautiful Food. :)))))

  • Reply
    Brenda
    September 8, 2011 at 10:48 pm

    You crack me up. Are you related to Vito Corleone? As for writing and content, nothing is off limits. It helps that write fiction so I can bury the details inside of a story. I figure life holds the most amazing details.. I can’t help myself. I am still reeling from the visual you painted. I had to pour myself a glass of pinot to calm my nerves.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 9, 2011 at 5:29 am

      –_Brenda,
      the fabulous thing about being a writer is a little thing called “Poetic Licence.”
      ———-But I would NEVER be mean or nasty. This is not something that I would read in other blogs either.
      This one was only in fun…I like having fun.
      xxxxxxxxxxxx

  • Reply
    Ashley
    September 8, 2011 at 11:31 pm

    I have kind of tried to refrain from talking about certain people in my blog to protect their privacy if I know they are more private people. I think if I weren’t internet savvy I might be a little uncomfortable with a roommate or a boyfriend posting about things I do in my life. But eh, I just kinda wing it.

    May I steal that image? I love it!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 9, 2011 at 5:31 am

      —Ashley,
      take anything you want. I am very generous. xx

  • Reply
    Goodness and Grit
    September 9, 2011 at 12:31 am

    YES!

    I mentioned Mother once. Now I am too chicken shit to mention anyone that does not live under the same roof as I. She was on me like flies on cow poop. Damn shame too cause my family has some messed up funny stories that NEED to be told!

    But oh no can do!

    Signed,
    Chicken Shit

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 9, 2011 at 5:33 am

      –Dear Chicken Shit,
      My fam loves when I blog about them….They all argue who is next!!
      ——–So sorry Mother was like cow poop.
      I’d love to hear more about your crazy family. xxxxxxxxx

  • Reply
    Lorraine @ Not Quite Nigella
    September 9, 2011 at 12:34 am

    You’re hilarious Kim! I love what you said to that woman with the pink panties! I spurted out my drink! 😛 xxx

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 9, 2011 at 5:34 am

      Dear, Lorraine,
      Glad I could make you Spurt!! XXXXXXX

  • Reply
    nan @ LBDDiaries
    September 9, 2011 at 12:42 am

    I’ll be your best friend! I’ll make fudge for you! I’ll – em – ur – are you bribable??

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 9, 2011 at 5:36 am

      Dear, Nanny,
      If I blogged about you—- it would be a blog about how absolutly beautiful, fabulous, fun,kind, & interesting you are :)))) XX

  • Reply
    Mandy - The Complete Cook Book
    September 9, 2011 at 1:18 am

    Too funny Kim! Hmm, I hope that if you write about me, it’s nice, cause I am nice, PROMISE! 😀
    I love that you tell it like it is!
    Have a happy weekend, sending sunny hugs from RSA.
    🙂 Mandy xo

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 9, 2011 at 5:37 am

      –Mandy,
      I know you are nice. I feel the sugar seeping from my computer!

      Have a good weekend, too.

      Send hugs back from Duluth, Minnesota. xxxxxxxxxxx

  • Reply
    Monica
    September 9, 2011 at 3:08 am

    I hope I haven’t done anything to offend…

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 9, 2011 at 5:38 am

      –Monica,
      you should be VERY scared right now… ha
      I will google you.
      But I have a feeling you are quite Perfect, dear. xxx

  • Reply
    Marvi Marti
    September 9, 2011 at 4:01 am

    OH the ex hubster HATES being mentioned. Never mind that we spent 23 years together, 22 of those married, he wants me to forget I ever knew him. If I mention him, good or bad, he freaks out. Then calls and yells at me. Which just makes me post more waaahaaahaaaaa

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 9, 2011 at 5:39 am

      ———–oooooooh, Marvi,
      I love that.
      & i’d have one thing to say to ex Hubs.
      “have you ever heard of “Freedom Of Speech, babe?!”

  • Reply
    Kelly
    September 9, 2011 at 4:03 am

    Oh dear. I will watch my p’s and q’s and all the letters in between! LOL.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 9, 2011 at 5:40 am

      –No. Kelly.
      Be just who you are. 🙂 xx

  • Reply
    elizabeth
    September 9, 2011 at 4:16 am

    I never mind if someone disagrees with me and my writings, but if you attack me, all bets are off. I had that happen to me and I wrote a blog to let those people know that I won’t back down, but keep me out of it! xx

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 9, 2011 at 5:42 am

      —Elizabeth,
      Mean is one thing. Truth is another.
      I am not mean. You are not mean either….but we write our truths…we tell our stories… we send a message.
      ATTACK…. Nope. Only to Mr. L. sometimes. xxx luv U.

  • Reply
    Marie
    September 9, 2011 at 5:05 am

    Love It Kim! Awesome……..Sure I have done nasty things you would like to talk about thought I am a better me now so maybe not……I hope.
    Everybody’s safe on mine no……………. everybody who is nice in general is safe……………which means all mean people are definitely not!

    Have a great week-end!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 9, 2011 at 5:43 am

      —Marie,
      I would never be nasty about somebody, but I would tell the truth if it send out some sort of message.
      Have a good weekend, too XX

  • Reply
    Elizabeth
    September 9, 2011 at 7:06 am

    I need to let go and follow your lead! Love it!! Keep it going, I enjoy reading! xoxoox

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 9, 2011 at 2:10 pm

      —Elizabeth,
      Thanks for visiting. I love when you do 🙂

  • Reply
    Bridget
    September 9, 2011 at 7:29 am

    Just the husband. Every once in a while he thinks I make him look like a jerk. But, it’s not my blog that makes him look like a jerk, it’s his behavior.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 9, 2011 at 2:11 pm

      —Bridget,
      that is HILAREOUS)))))) !!! Damn that behviour. x

  • Reply
    Wild Child Mama
    September 9, 2011 at 11:02 am

    No one has protested. Yet. I even wrote some harsh (but honest) stuff about my mom and she said she was proud of me. How about that! But we shall see. I do love the blog outlet. I need a place to vent.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 9, 2011 at 2:12 pm

      Wild Child,
      Your mom is FABULOUS. So are you :)))))))))) xxxx

  • Reply
    Lola
    September 9, 2011 at 12:17 pm

    I am not at all making this comment just to kiss your ass so you won’t blog about me…I should say, blog about me AGAIN, but you should check out my blog today because I have a little surprise for ya. No, it’s not another vagina post. It’s something nice. Geesh.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 9, 2011 at 2:13 pm

      —Lola,
      just got home from work….Popping over to your blog. Should I be scared? X

  • Reply
    Bella
    September 9, 2011 at 4:58 pm

    Go get ’em, Kim! This post had me laughing my ass off! The Significant Other does things that land him on my blog all the time! It’s gotten to the point where he’ll do something or say something and say, “This is going to end up on your blog, isn’t it?” My reply? “Ahuh.” 🙂

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      September 9, 2011 at 5:47 pm

      ha ha ha.
      I say that to Mr. L. too.
      –he hasn’t mentioned this blog yet….But when he gets home
      I’m sure he’ll say something 🙂 xx

  • Reply
    Linda Medrano
    September 9, 2011 at 7:43 pm

    I love a free spirit! And therefore, I’m here to stay.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 9, 2011 at 8:44 pm

      –Linda,
      so nice you can stay a while :))))) x

  • Reply
    Miss Emm
    September 9, 2011 at 10:26 pm

    You forgot to mention the guy stuck in traffic picking his nose and giving you a dirty look when he gets busted with his fingers stuck up his nose.

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      September 9, 2011 at 10:37 pm

      Miss, Emm,
      how disgusting & utterly bloggable :))) xx

  • Reply
    countingducks
    September 10, 2011 at 1:37 am

    Ok, I’m a bit nervous now but I always try and be nice. Whether I always manage is another question

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      September 10, 2011 at 7:20 am

      C. D, Don’t be nervous.
      I’m not sure where you are, so I can’t write about you !! H AHAA

  • Reply
    Kiddothings
    September 10, 2011 at 2:41 am

    I one who doesn’t like confrontations; not even in the blogging world where I can be anonymous. So no worries about backlash. I think I’m just a timid little mouse.
    I don’t think I’ll ever piss you off either. 🙂

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      September 10, 2011 at 7:21 am

      Kiddothings,
      The only problem I had is when I wrote about that wet-t-shirt contest. I should have change the damn name!!! x

  • Reply
    Barbara @ Barbara Bakes
    September 10, 2011 at 4:45 am

    I’m always nice – well at least to my blog readers.

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      September 10, 2011 at 7:22 am

      —Barbara,
      Yes, You are a complete DOLL! :))) x

  • Reply
    Dad
    September 10, 2011 at 6:33 am

    Kim, I’m glad that i’m your dad & that we get along. although i don’t mind you writting
    about me.

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      September 10, 2011 at 7:22 am

      —Dad,
      I write about you all the time. (All Good Stuff, Of course. )) Love you more. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • Reply
    Savvy Working Gal
    September 10, 2011 at 7:59 am

    I love this post. Since I blog annonymously, I also have a tendancy to write about people who annoy me. I am trying to stop, but sometimes just can’t control myself. I work with one of the most unfriendly women I have ever met. And yes I have blogged about her. Yesterday I passed her in the hall and couldn’t help but think – You just wait. If I ever write an ebook I am going to spend an entire chapter writing about you – how to not be liked in the workplace.

    You made my day. Stopping in from LBS.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 10, 2011 at 10:48 am

      Savvy, so glad you stopped over! )

      “You just wait.” that is funny. Why don’t she just be NICE ? Xx

  • Reply
    Charlotte
    September 10, 2011 at 8:37 am

    I am SO VERY GLAD I discovered you today (found you via Lady Bloggers Tea Party). OMG, this post is just hysterical and totally awesome. Let it all out, girl!

    PS: Your previous boss sounds like a total beyotch! Glad you’re outta there!
    PPS: I’ve definitely had some backlash about things I’ve written about people in my blog… but I always keep them anonymous so thankfully it hasn’t been too big of an issue.

    Have a great weekend!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 10, 2011 at 10:51 am

      Charlotte,
      So glad you could come over.
      I’m comin’ over to see you, too. :)) happy weekend.xx

  • Reply
    Carrie
    September 10, 2011 at 9:14 am

    My blog is mostly creative writing so unless someone thinks they are a character in my story…I guess I am safe 🙂

    YOU might make an interesting character for a story 😉

    visiting from Lady Bloggers

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 10, 2011 at 10:49 am

      Carrie,
      So happy you stopped over…I shall come see you, too. 🙂

  • Reply
    Kimmy
    September 10, 2011 at 9:44 am

    Kimmy
    LOL !!! I still have that spider around the house somewhere. I saw
    it about a month or so ago. Hope work is going well. Miss & love
    You girl. Together next week?!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 10, 2011 at 10:49 am

      Love you, Spider Nose, Kimmy :))

  • Reply
    Empty Nest
    September 10, 2011 at 10:13 am

    Maybe you could tell us how you really feel? LOL

    I’m visiting from LBS Tea Party- I was looking for something humorous and I found it!

    The only person who’s every said anything to me about a post was Hubs- it hasn’t stopped me though!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 10, 2011 at 10:52 am

      Dear, E. N.
      Love when I get visiters 🙂 I’ll stop over to vist you now. X

  • Reply
    Impulsive Addict
    September 10, 2011 at 12:29 pm

    i love you. You’re funny. Can you also say something about the bitch that is causing me all kinds of bloggy drama? I no likey her anymore and she blogged about me. I WILL NOT be returning the favor because that’s what she wants. She’s narcissistic like that.

    Anyway, I haven’t had anybody get mad at me yet. Maybe soon though.

    PS. I REALLY want to be able to return comments to you via email like I do everybody else after you leave sweet comments on my blog but you are a non-reply blogger and I don’t know how you fix it if you don’t have a blogger account. It stresses me out not to reply to your comments. I feel mean. I’m not a mean girl. I promise. But I give you permission to blog about me if you NEED to. Just don’t be too hard on me. I’ll still read you though.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 10, 2011 at 1:58 pm

      I no likey her anymore )))) Sooooo funny.

      I will call me web woman right now.

      I am such a dork…not sure how to do this myself.

      xxx Kiss.

  • Reply
    Run DMT
    September 10, 2011 at 2:40 pm

    I am so sorry about the pink g-string. You should have told me though. I would have told picked it out of my ass for you. Note to self: Wear full coverage panties to target next time.

    I’ve pissed people off on my blog before. Oh well. It’s my blog. Don’t read it if you don’t like what you read. Great post! 😀

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 10, 2011 at 3:49 pm

      –Dear Run,
      you sound like quite a character…. I like it.
      OMG, That was you at Target ??!!!!
      x

  • Reply
    Julie @ mamamash
    September 11, 2011 at 8:05 pm

    I had a family member write about me in her blog and it was very upsetting, so I vowed to not write about any non-public figure without asking first.

    But I’ll try to not piss you off so you don’t say things about me and we don’t have to get in a virtual slap fight. Although that could be good for ratings! 😉

    Muah!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 11, 2011 at 9:44 pm

      —-Julie, omg. did she write something mean about you? Biatch! x

  • Reply
    Tara
    September 12, 2011 at 4:26 am

    I lost my job cause they caught a printout of my blog (I was young and dumb). I was blasting a few people at work in it. Still makes my stomach turn when I think about it. But on the other hand, it’s also our only way of dealing, you know?

    Hopefully I’ll never end up in your blog, at least, not in a BAD way! 🙂

    Tara

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 12, 2011 at 5:57 am

      NEVER.
      I am quite nice, actually.
      I am so sorry. I did not know that happened to you, Tara.
      Love Love love Ya. xxx

  • Reply
    (FL) Girl with a New Life
    September 13, 2011 at 11:17 am

    The Hubs originally asked not to be mentioned, which is funny, cuz he was always mentioned.

    Funny how that works.

  • Reply
    Alina
    September 14, 2011 at 7:11 pm

    you should write a blog about meeeee or write one about andrew… so i can laugh so hard snot flies out of my nose

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