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 You Get On My Nerves! Keepsake Box

–You know what gets on my N::E::R::V::E::S………

  • When you live with 3 stinky males who apparently don’t have the manners to put the toilet seat down. Thus, in the shadows, mama’s ass hits the cold water.

 

  • When your two tabby cats stay outside all day in the woods only to come inside to take a big dump

  • When Snooki  is autographing her irrelevant book at Barnes & Noble and you only receive a rejection letter from the editor of  the PTA News.     What’s up with that?

Gag. Puke.  Gag. 

  • When a woman of 70 years old looks like this:   WTF?

Shuuuut Your big fat Mouth!

  • When Kim Kardashian’s wedding gets more media attention than the Middle East  (you Really bug me, Kim!)

 

  • When people give you the bird who have the  “I Love Jesus” bumper sticker stuck  to their bumper

 

  • When the super model bitch at Victoria Secret directs you to the Plus Size Lingerie

 

  • When  you can braid the hair under your arm pits after 2 days

 

  • When your eye doctor’s last name is Mann, but he looks as if he’s still in middle school

 

  • When individuals in the blogging world say the stupid word “Woot!”  (LOLA?)

 

  •  When you walk in the living room naked & your hubs says “Can you wait until they score a goal, hon?”

 

  • When you go for your appointment and Doc tells you, while shaking her head disgustingly,  that you’ve gained twenty pounds, but only one pound is baby.

 

  • When you drink too many glasses of Merlot and need to call everybody the next day to say you’re sorry  (just in case)

 

  • When your son,  the one you were in labor with for 16  strait HOURS,   De-friends you from Facebook and calls you a ‘Creeper’

It’s Not True!    It’s not true!

  • When you bring your hip clothes to a consignment store and the clerk refuses to take them because she assumes they’re vintage

 

  •  When the bag boy at  the grocery store calls you Ma’am.  (okay,  I am old enough to be his mom, but that’s not the point)  :::::SIGH:::::

 

  •  When you go to your high school reunion and your classmates look like your old math teachers

 

  • When you comment on a blog and you type in the wrong  “Too Two To.”   But it’s 2  late;  they already assume you’re a dumb ass

 

  • When you look in the mirror and quite suddenly grew a mustache

 

  • When that same mustache must’ve been the reason you were asked to dance at 5th Avenue (by 2 chicks)

 

  • When your craving of chocolate is so intense that you eat the Hershey’s  powdered drink mix

 

  • When  nobody else in the house appreciates the Madonna CD you play full blast while you’re vacuuming, mopping the floor, & making breakfast

My Fave.

—Dear Readers,  what gets on your nerves.  No.  You cannot say ME!

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113 Comments

  • Reply
    LBDDiaries
    August 30, 2011 at 3:29 pm

    Nuttin, honey. I let it all go. I am in Nirvana. I am one with the Universe. I am at peace. I am Zen, baby, Zen. I am lying. I hate woot, too. What is that, anyway? I take hershey’s chocolate powder add warm water until it is all disolved – not too liquidy – slightly thick – then in that warm mixture, add sugar until it all taste like pudding. Hubby has an obsession with chocolate milk. YOU are doing housework, YOUR music trumps. Everyone else needs to zip the lips. Yes, Kim and Snooki are mega mega overexposed irritating – but they will get their comeuppance. Snooki is going to look like alligator luggage very soon – too tan, baby – ruined her skin. Kim? Hips don’t lie and marriage is sure tough on hips…

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 31, 2011 at 6:29 am

      Dear, Nan,
      I love your stream of thoughts! And your’re right, hips don’t lie, girlfriend. xxx

  • Reply
    LBDDiaries
    August 30, 2011 at 3:30 pm

    Oh yeah, something I don’t like? People who ONLY write this in their comment:

    Yay, I was first to comment!!

    But, I was wasn’t I – I am sooo kewl. Bwahahahahaha

    • Reply
      Theresa Sonoda
      August 30, 2011 at 6:13 pm

      LMAO. I love Nan

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 31, 2011 at 6:30 am

      Tooooooooo Keeeeeeeeeeew !

  • Reply
    debbie
    August 30, 2011 at 3:45 pm

    What gets on my nerves? When I open a magazine and all the friggin wrinkle cream ads use models that are about 20 years old…..THAT gets on my nerves. Along with Snooki and Kim…..is this what society has come to? Seriously…..I think the world needs a wake up call here!!!!!

    • Reply
      LBDDiaries
      August 30, 2011 at 5:18 pm

      Oooo, may I jump in here and say I agree with you about those stupid anti-aging ads with their 15-19 year old models????

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 31, 2011 at 6:31 am

      Debbie,
      I’ve noticed that. Why not a beautiful, mature woman?
      how about the hair adverts? Same thing. Can’t stand the fool media. x

      • Reply
        LBDDiaries
        August 31, 2011 at 4:54 pm

        Orrr – need I say this? Why not Raquel? I mean 70 is the new 20, right? I mean, if she is for real, then she should be used in those anti-aging ads!

  • Reply
    elizabeth
    August 30, 2011 at 3:49 pm

    we got a dog so the toilet seat cover is down ALL the time. I relate to so much on your list and Snooki and Raquel drive me nuts. WTF is Woot? xxx

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 31, 2011 at 6:32 am

      I googled it…it is a freaking word, Elizabeth. xxx Kiss

  • Reply
    Lola
    August 30, 2011 at 4:03 pm

    OH MY GOD DO I LOVE YOU! (Even though you TOTALLY ripped me a new asshole for the entire blogosphere to see)

    And by the way…

    WOOT! WOOT!

    You know you LOVED it 🙂

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 31, 2011 at 6:33 am

      —Lola,
      I will say one thing: Nobody Woots like you, girlfriend! xx

  • Reply
    Alina
    August 30, 2011 at 4:07 pm

    It really bugs me when he leaves the toilet seat down but pisses on it. I don’t know which is worse, up or down with piss…!!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 31, 2011 at 6:33 am

      Alina,
      it’s such a man thing. They piss all over the place! Asses! xx

  • Reply
    Ashley
    August 30, 2011 at 4:41 pm

    Ha I agree with all of these. And yes, that Madonna CD is awesome.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 31, 2011 at 6:34 am

      Ashley,
      when I find a CD I like, I wear it out! Thanks for visiting. x

  • Reply
    Alison@Mama Wants This
    August 30, 2011 at 4:53 pm

    Hahahahaha, too funny! It gets on my nerves when people get all swoony with supposedly big bloggers when they just wrote a totally shit post. There, I’ve said it!!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 31, 2011 at 6:36 am

      Mama Alison,
      I understand. Have you been holding that inside for a long time? HAaaa
      You see, once somebody like Dooce gets ya with her brilliance, she ‘
      can write pure SHIT & people would still read!
      Glad you could release that here!!! xx

  • Reply
    Kelly
    August 30, 2011 at 4:54 pm

    Oh, too much fun!! The “I love Jesus” bumper sticker (and accompanying attitude) reminds me of something one of my favourite teacher’s once said “cut off a vegetarian on the road and you’ll see how much compassion they really have” 🙂

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 31, 2011 at 6:38 am

      Sassy, Kelly,
      I know somebody who had that sticker on his car. He told somebody to F off….after that, he tore the sticker off his car. I laughed. Loved his honesty xx

  • Reply
    Trish
    August 30, 2011 at 5:17 pm

    Love it!! Today I told someone we dont have the book they were looking for…they told me everyone has it.. I said im sorry we dont.. They replied “screw u ill go to walmart!”.. The title of the book in question,”Why Jesus” !!!!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 31, 2011 at 6:39 am

      –Trish
      Are you serious?
      That dude NEEDS Jesus RigHT NOW!! xxx

  • Reply
    Ann
    August 30, 2011 at 5:17 pm

    Hi Kim! You. are. hysterical!

    My sister says Woot. I never understood it….but it works for her.

    Kim & Snooki drive me crazy with the attention they get for doing things I would be so ashamed if my kids did the same thing!

    I like your list, but I don’t know your CD. I listen to Christmas music most of the time and stopped listening to modern music when David Lee Roth left Van Halen. If it’s after that time-frame, I’m lost!

    Not much gets on my nerves….since I listen to Christmas music, I’m pretty happy-go-lucky all the time….and it makes me want to bake!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 31, 2011 at 6:40 am

      Ann,
      you play Christmas Music?
      There is something soooooo utterly sweet and beautiul about that.
      Do you bake Christmas Cookies as you listen to “Silent Night?”
      xxx

      • Reply
        Ann
        August 31, 2011 at 7:06 pm

        YUP! I put on the Christmas music and bake, cook, clean, sing….everything!

        Think about it: Christmas music….doesn’t it make you happy? It makes me happy and it’s very soothing! So…why not listen to what makes you happy all year long?

        As I write this, I have Christmas music playing on an iTunes radio station that plays it all year long!

        Merry Christmas!

  • Reply
    lafemmeroar
    August 30, 2011 at 5:24 pm

    Okay you must have crazy chick radar … it’s like you read my noodle. I’m sooo with you on the Kim and Snooki thing. What is it about these reality stars? First: Snooki should thank her ghost writer and second I bet Kim’s upcoming divorce will get even more coverage. This post is hilarious!

    Sincerely,

    Ms. Lafem ,,,

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 31, 2011 at 6:41 am

      —Dear, L.
      if I hear one. more. thing. about Kim K. I shall stuff my head in my ALWAYS open toilet!! xxxxx

  • Reply
    Sam @ Mom At The Barre
    August 30, 2011 at 5:42 pm

    The Immaculate Collection is one of the best albums ever. Period.
    And who the heck is buying Snooki’s autographed book? Why is that lady famous?????? Gah!
    Love this post!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 31, 2011 at 6:43 am

      —Sam,
      I grew up with the Immaculate Collection….Brings back great memories. As far as Snooki….I dont’ get it. and My boys love that show! x

  • Reply
    Sarcasm Goddess
    August 30, 2011 at 5:53 pm

    Ditto to all of them…almost. I must admit I do love a good WOOT! Sorry. Other than that, yes to ALL OF THEM. Except for the one involving kids. To my knowledge I’ve never been defriended by any on facebook.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 31, 2011 at 6:43 am

      Dear, Sarcasm,
      well, you obviously don’t know my snotty son. Haaaaaaaaaaa. xx

  • Reply
    Theresa Sonoda
    August 30, 2011 at 6:11 pm

    1. Arrogant anyone
    2. Stinky feet
    3. Long lines at the ladies room
    4. Traffic
    5. And a whole lot of the stuff you mentioned above. I concur!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 31, 2011 at 6:44 am

      Dear, Terri,
      You think a lot like me, Sistah. xx

  • Reply
    Irene
    August 30, 2011 at 6:52 pm

    Doesn’t it make you sick when you get people like Raquel Welch looking that good at their age!? Just be satisfied knowing there IS grey hair under that color!

    When the neighbor’s ask you if their dogs barking annoys you, but don’t really do anything about it.

    When you put cat food down for the cat and they don’t eat it.

    When you just got done mowing the lawn and it rains the next day causing the grass to grow long again.

    Just when you think you can settle in for the night, the phone rings and one of your kids needs a ride home from a friend’s house at 11:00pm.

    When you go to do a load of laundry and there’s a load in the washer already that you forgot about two days ago.

    Shall I go on?

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 31, 2011 at 6:46 am

      —Irene,
      what about soy sauce packets? Sugar packets?
      Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease do your next vlog on what gets on your nerves! xxx
      I loved that last one SOO much.

  • Reply
    Totsymae
    August 30, 2011 at 7:09 pm

    Kim, Kim Kim!
    You are a mess, mess, mess! and I so agree with your list.
    So your son de-friended you on FB. To show how hip I am,
    I told my son I didn’t wanna be his FB friend, that I’ll get my
    own friends. 🙂

    I hate it when I say something and the person I said it to
    turns around and say the same freakin’ thing in a different
    way. I also hate being on the job and the same freakin’
    person says hello to me 100 times a day. WTF?

    You’re cool with me. So cool.

    Hugs to ya.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 31, 2011 at 6:47 am

      Oh, Tots,
      I am laughing here.
      That happens all the time to me. I;ll say, “I JUST SAID THAT!” And the person
      says, “Well, you didn’t say it like THIS!!” Love it.
      xxx

  • Reply
    Phil
    August 30, 2011 at 8:13 pm

    Ha! That list really cracked me up. I love your sense of humor!

    Although I’d like to explain that maybe the toilet seat up thing isn’t all that bad – I mean, at least you know it’s safe in that position from us guys who might have bad aim in the dark. Yes ma’am, er… I mean Yes Kim, I think the seat up is a good idea.

    You know, I’m just noticing now that a lot of women posted comments on this blog. In fact, so far only women have commented. Hmmm… er…

    Oh my! Would you look at the time!!! Gotta run. See ya!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 31, 2011 at 6:48 am

      —Phil,
      you are surrounded by several women. On top of you. Underneath you. A man should be sooooooo lucky.
      love when you visit. xx

      • Reply
        Phil
        August 31, 2011 at 8:39 am

        I’ll have to try that idea out with my wife. “Yes, you see dear, I’m surrounded by several women. On top, underneath, and all around.”

        Hmmmm. Well I might be soooooo something, but not sure lucky would be quite the right word. LOL!

        I get a kick out of your blog Kim, and I’m indeed lucky – just to be allowed to hang around here is a hoot for me.

        • Reply
          Kim Sisto-Robinson
          August 31, 2011 at 8:53 am

          –Phil,
          thanks for hanging around. i think we need a male perspective around this joint 🙂 xx

          • Phil
            August 31, 2011 at 4:45 pm

            Kim, you do realize that I’m gonna have my man-card revoked for hanging around and posting on a website called “My Inner Chick!” 🙂

        • Reply
          Totsymae
          August 31, 2011 at 5:07 pm

          Phil, you’re just hanging around to get an earful. Your wife knows you’re hanging out with us?

          • Phil
            August 31, 2011 at 6:26 pm

            Totsy, do you think that maybe hanging around with a room full of women (I’ll leave all the adjectives out for you all to decide) just to get an earful might get me in trouble with my wife? Hmmm, now that I think about it… yeah, doesn’t sound so good – I’m sooooo screwed…

            Seriously though, she’s seen this site and loves the whole point of it. She also knows I love her madly – I try and tell her that every night, even if she does leave the damn toilet seat down.

  • Reply
    Vidya Sury, Freelance Writer & Blogger
    August 30, 2011 at 9:20 pm

    🙂 I love that list.

    One thing that gets on my nerves (among others) is the fact that – we see an advt about something we want to buy – the store promises fantastic deals and discounts and freebies and what have you – and we go to the store, feeling very thrilled with ourselves for noticing the ad – only to reach there and find that all those promises apply to every other product except the one we want to buy.

    Oh heck – I hate it that men assume women will do the cooking, a major part of the cleaning and looking after the baby

    It makes me mad when kids tell their teachers in school that their dad goes to work, while mom does not work. (oh, she only does the cooking, cleaning, answers the doorbell, the phone calls, becomes nurse when someone’s sick, becomes purchase manager when things have to be bought and generally does most things, but gets blamed when things go wrong).

    Actually, I also get bugged when women get more attention than men when we wait in lines 😀 Ok…not complaining, just my sense of fairness kicking in.

    Certainly gets on my nerves when I fish out an old top I haven’t worn in ages and Sury says, wow, how come you never showed me this when you bought it? I only wore it 200 times before, you see.

    I could really go on and on, I realized. 😉 Such fun bitching with friends!

    Mwwwwah!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 31, 2011 at 6:50 am

      Dear, Vidya,
      I love when you come over from India to BITCH. Gosh, no matter where we are from, we are all pretty much the same, aren’t we? xxx 🙂

  • Reply
    Bridget
    August 30, 2011 at 10:00 pm

    Oh geez, “When your craving of chocolate is so intense that you eat the Hershey’s powdered drink mix” literally made me laugh out loud! Love it.

    You know what gets on my nerves? When old people see me with my little kids and assume I need to hear, “it gets better.” Fuck off, I have two teenagers. It doesn’t get better.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 31, 2011 at 6:50 am

      —Now I am laughing , B. Baaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • Reply
      Phil
      August 31, 2011 at 8:25 am

      “You know what gets on my nerves? When old people see me with my little kids and assume I need to hear, ‘it gets better.’ Fuck off, I have two teenagers. It doesn’t get better.”

      Too funny! And too true. Raising kids – the motto ought to be, “Things are never so bad that they can’t get worse!”

      Hell, I was a beautiful blond-haired blue eyed woman before kids. Raising three kids has turned me into a gray-haired bespectacled middle-age man. See what raising kids does?!? Dammit!

      • Reply
        Kim Sisto-Robinson
        August 31, 2011 at 8:52 am

        Can you hear me laughing in Minnesota right now?!! Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. But I bet you were one beautiful broad, Phil.

  • Reply
    Pure Complex
    August 30, 2011 at 10:52 pm

    I just love this rant. And I believe that 70 year old woman looks that way with a little help girl lol. But the help is tastefully done. That’s the aim.. tasteful lol. And arm pit hair is just not sexy lol

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 31, 2011 at 6:51 am

      Dear Pure,
      all I can say is that is ONE great face lift, man!! xxx

  • Reply
    Mandy - The Complete Cook Book
    August 31, 2011 at 12:46 am

    Kim, you are my daily dose of happiness and reality!
    Have a happy day.
    🙂 Mandy

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 31, 2011 at 6:51 am

      Mandy,
      now that made my day 🙂 xxx

  • Reply
    Countinducks
    August 31, 2011 at 1:37 am

    I loved the list, and wondered how many irritating things I am capable of. Luckily time is too short for an exhaustive enquiry but the “Oh no I’ve misspelt that word” groan as I hit publish on a comment is one thing well known to this sad KIng of the Typos

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 31, 2011 at 6:52 am

      Couninducks,
      see what I’m talkin’ about. Isn’t that a bitch? HA xxx

  • Reply
    marie
    August 31, 2011 at 3:48 am

    This list rocks Kim!

    The toilet seats down is the thing I can’t stand………lucky to have a husband who does not do it because at work it gets on my nerves and sometimes I am ready to explode. Is it so hard to put it down???? Take 1 second guys.

    Anyway won’t change them………..What gets on my nerves……….
    People who judge others in 1 glance.
    And the ones who never never answer your smiley “hello”

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 31, 2011 at 6:53 am

      Marie,
      I would ALWAYS answer your 🙂 HELLO xxxxx

  • Reply
    ginger
    August 31, 2011 at 5:37 am

    Hey LBDD – whew! I thought I wrote that 🙂 Kim, you know you are a fab writer and connector to all things women when a simple few lines can bring such huge smiles and passionate responses!! OMG you cut to the core, girl! I lodge a personal campaign against Snooki and Snooki-esque people/culture/life every time I am with my son and his friends, just to help this side of reality get its fair share of face time. I buy the Nestle morsels to bake cookies with but end up eating all the little chocolate things straight out of the bag before I ever take out the flour … I also eat Marshmallow Fluff straight from the jar. This is harder than you may think. Love you tons!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 31, 2011 at 6:55 am

      Sweeeet, Ginger,
      Talk about “to the core”
      you are the one who inspired ME!!!
      And about that Marshmallow Fluff. I’m buying some RIGHT NOW.
      Snooki can kiss my big fat butt
      luv you. xx

  • Reply
    Kelly
    August 31, 2011 at 8:03 am

    KIM!!!!!!!!!

    This is PERFECT!!!! We our un-joined conjoined TWINS!!!! Everything, I mean EVERYTHING you just wrote is SO TRUE!!! (Okay, I take that back all except the WOOT!!! I LOVE the word WOOT and since I just learned how to correctly spell it I keep WOOT WOOTING :o)

    Let’s see what gets on my nerves:

    1. Nobody knows how to change the empty toilet roll but me!! I actually made instructions for it and they STILL don’t get it!!

    2. Nobody knows where the cat litter box is but ME!!!

    3. Son’s that are too lazy to put their clean clothes away so as I am doing laundry I come across folded clothes because putting them in the dirty laundry is WAY easier than putting them away. (I did figure out the fix to this one. I started folding their dirty clothes with their clean clothes and putting them away FOR them).

    I could go on and on and on but then I would end up on someone’s “What gets on my Nerves” list!

    LOVE love LOVE YOU!!

    KraZy Kel

    • Reply
      Kelly
      August 31, 2011 at 8:18 am

      Oh, yeah (sorry) and when nobody tells you that you have SHIT all over your face!!! My boss let me walk around ALL day with mascara (sp) half way down my cheeks because he “Didn’t want to EMBARRASS me!!!” Dumb ASS!! I punched him and said he better not EVER not tell me again!!

      Okay, I am done!! :o)

      still LOVE love LOVE you!!

      KraZy Ke;

      • Reply
        Kim Sisto-Robinson
        August 31, 2011 at 8:48 am

        KraZY Kel,

        —-Yes, the laundry thing. I find folded clothes in my dirty pile, too. Lazy asses. I’m like, WTH? am I your maid –am I from the 1950s?
        And about the cat box…Oh, baby, they know where it is, but they also know MAMA Kel will do it! HAAAAAA xxxx

  • Reply
    Brenda
    August 31, 2011 at 10:44 am

    Your mind is swirl of thoughts Miss Kim. I visualize your brain is like rockets firing off, or forth of July at Disneyland-ablaze. Smiling here in San Francisco. What bugs me: standing in line at Starbucks or any other coffee clash, during the morning behind someone who 1) buys beans and request that they be ground, 2) standing by the stay at home mom with the toddlers in tow and ‘asking the toddlers what they way to eat’, meanwhile there are 297 people behind waiting to order their cup of joe on the go. I mean really. Coffee can be ground later and what toddler can decide what they want to eat…

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 31, 2011 at 11:07 am

      Dear, B.
      I have a feeling your brain is the same way 🙂 My Dear Creative Friend xx

  • Reply
    (FL) Girl with a New Life
    August 31, 2011 at 11:14 am

    I’m with you on the celebrity takeover of the publishing industry. Gag indeed.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 31, 2011 at 11:37 am

      Gag and double gag, FL. xx

  • Reply
    Kimberly
    August 31, 2011 at 12:53 pm

    This is the funny I needed today…
    Ps. My sister in law blocked me on facebook because I stopped seeing the dentist that she works for. Yup. Sure did.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 31, 2011 at 1:01 pm

      Shuuuuuuuuuuuut your mouth, Kimbery. Are you serious? What a Biaaaaatch!

      • Reply
        Totsymae
        August 31, 2011 at 5:10 pm

        Kim, you’re crazy! LOL!

  • Reply
    Motpg
    August 31, 2011 at 12:56 pm

    When you visit the high school and all of the teachers look like your kids classmates!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 31, 2011 at 1:02 pm

      —-FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Jessica
    August 31, 2011 at 3:49 pm

    There is only one male in my house but that toilet seat thing drives me crazy. I don’t know if you saw it or not but Mama Kat did a video on the word Woot and how it shouldn’t be used. http://www.mamakatslosinit.com/2011/05/woot/

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 31, 2011 at 4:11 pm

      I shall look now…so did Lola at the top of my blog…check it out, too. Hiareous! x

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    Bella
    August 31, 2011 at 5:37 pm

    bwhahaha! Kim, you funny lady, you! Thank you! It’s past 2am and I’m howling like a hyena because of this post! Should the Signficant Other awaken, I’m going to tell him it’s all your fault! I love it! Thank you for giving me a late night/early morning case of the giggles! My favorite, “When you walk in the living room naked & your hubs says “Can you wait until they score a goal, hon?” Priceless! The S.O would have said, “Can you wait until I’ve clicked on one more muscle car thumbnail?” The dweeb. I’ll show him who’s going to wait! hee hee! As for what gets on my nerves? Little old ladies at the supermarket who want to pay for their purchases with change, people who ride my ass on the road and on the sidewalk, people who don’t pick up their dog’s poop and leave it for others to step on, and women with freakishly straight blow outs. 🙂

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 31, 2011 at 7:09 pm

      Bella,
      you are making me laugh, too. The Dweeb! Fuuuuunny!
      xxx Love love love when you visit me.

  • Reply
    Julie @ mamamash
    August 31, 2011 at 7:40 pm

    I freaking LOVE that CD.

    Look, see? I said CD. As in, I still have it on CD. Not in my iTunes library.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 31, 2011 at 7:46 pm

      Julie—I totally have the CD & I blast it all over the house while my Fam goes NUuuutzzz xxx HAAAAAA

  • Reply
    Kiddothings
    August 31, 2011 at 9:32 pm

    Hahaha….love your list here! So funny, especially about the arm pit hair and not-so-manly doctor named Mann.!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 31, 2011 at 9:38 pm

      Dear, Kiddo,
      I know. I am laughing as I’m typing cuz it’s all TRUE!! HAAAA

  • Reply
    Christi
    August 31, 2011 at 10:11 pm

    Ha! I can relate to almost all of these! Tonight especially, I seem to be craving chocolate. I hadn’t even thought about the Hershey’s powdered drink mix. I did, however, contemplate a handful (or two) of chocolate sprinkles.

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 31, 2011 at 10:20 pm

      —Christi,
      have you ever melted the chocolate pillsbury frosting in the microwave? Ohhhhhhhhhh, deLISH. x

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    Dad
    September 1, 2011 at 4:39 am

    Kim, I can’t stop laughing.
    Love You
    Dad

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      kim sisto robinson
      September 1, 2011 at 5:56 am

      –Glad I could Make you laugh today, Daddy 🙂 xxx Love you more than macaroons.

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    Blond Duck
    September 1, 2011 at 5:07 am

    Does anyone like Kim and Snooki? I think my IQ drops every time their shows are on.

    Or is that because I’m blond…

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      kim sisto robinson
      September 1, 2011 at 5:57 am

      B.D.
      You are fuuuuuuuuuunny. No. It’s true, the IQ drops a bit. & people that watch become more STUPID! xx

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    Linda
    September 1, 2011 at 5:09 am

    I relate to your rant on so many levels. 🙂

    These are a few things irritating me this week (next week will be a new set of gripes):

    My daughter pointed out a headline on the internet the other day “The Stars Weigh In On Hurricane Irene”. Ummm, who cares?

    Bad grammar and misspelled words always irritate me, especially when used by newscasters and newspaper reporters.

    And speaking of newscasters, why do the local stations introduce the person who is “live on scene”, and then that person has to tell us again at the end of their report who they are and what station they are reporting for??? And of course the endless “how did you feel when you saw your house burning up/tornado destroying your home/swollen river carrying away all your cherished possessions?” Geez.

    Super annoying are blogging food snobs that rant about ingredients that I grew up on (and still use), such as shortening, corn syrup, cake mixes, and (gasp) canned vegetables. Oh, and canned frosting. 😉 And look how well I turned out 🙂

    I almost hate to say this, but my hubby has never left the toilet seat up in the 42 years we’ve been married. (Please don’t hate me.) I find evidence that women are much more “messy” every time I go into a public restroom where the toilet seats are, well, wet, and/or the toilet hasn’t been flushed. Ewwww.

    Kim, my darling, thank you for creating a space where all of us perfect people can join together. 🙂 Let’s lift our voices in one gigantic WOOT and chest bump one another!

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    kim sisto robinson
    September 1, 2011 at 6:06 am

    —Linda,
    —you must write a blog about the snobs that talk about Crisco & Cake Mixes. I loooooooove using cake mixes in recipes. So easy.

    & I agree about the Stars giving their perspective on the Hurricane. WHO CARES. Are they Gods? Are they weather people? FOOLS.

    Just love when you come to visit me.

    WOOT WOOT. GAG. Gag. —– Linda, watch Lola’s Vlog here. Fabulous. http://lolais40.com/?p=11524

    xx Happy Cooking.

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      Linda
      September 2, 2011 at 9:05 pm

      I like the Crisco blog post idea. I really do.

      Lola is a HOOT (which makes a lot more sense than woot); thanks for the link!

      I love visiting your blog. 🙂

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    Lady Fi
    September 1, 2011 at 6:16 am

    This is hilarious! I hate it when the guys at work take a dump and then leave the skid marks in the bowl… (Sorry – perhaps that was too much info?)

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 1, 2011 at 7:00 am

      OMG, that is disgusting, Lady Fi.
      I despise those skid marks. Gross. x

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    Lorraine @ Not Quite Nigella
    September 1, 2011 at 7:03 am

    Kim, you make me laugh and nod at the same time. I agree with you so much on these points! I’m still wondering why the Kardashians are famous! Essays should be written about this phenomenon xxx

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 1, 2011 at 7:32 am

      –Dear, L.
      they are famous because our society is obsessed with beauty & BIG boobs. This is the Only reason.
      We are Dumb Asses to be honest.
      —-Are you guys like this in Australia, as well? xxx

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    Impulsive Addict
    September 1, 2011 at 7:39 am

    You know what REALLY gets on my nerves? Liars and bloggers that wanna start drama and think they are the QUEEN OF THE FREAKIN’ BLOGGY WORLD. Did you know that LOTS of drama happens on here? What are we, 12? I’ve made a decision to do away with them. Not like killing them. Duh. Just ignoring them. And deleting them from my blog roll.

    Oh, and the people who drive slow in the fast lane.

    I agree with the Snookie and Kim bullets. WHY ARE THEY FAMOUS? I tried to watch Jersey Shore this week. I just don’t get it. It was so stupid. And if Emma ever deletes me from her Facebook, I will ground her azz. I will be her one and only loving stalker and she’ll like it.

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 1, 2011 at 7:45 am

      —Impulsive,
      I haven’t observed the drama much in the blogging world…but please write a blog about this. Other bloggers would LOoooVE to read this juicy shit!!! I’ll be waiting …… xx

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        Impulsive Addict
        September 2, 2011 at 8:47 am

        Oh girl…I will somebody. When those people don’t stalk my blog daily. And it will be OUTSTANDING!

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    The Accidental Somebody
    September 1, 2011 at 7:46 am

    It’s not so much the ass hitting the cold water (although that does suck!), it’s the ass touching the nasty, piss-encrusted, riddled with diarrhea splashed rim of the toilet… THAT is unsettling!

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 1, 2011 at 7:50 am

      Dear, Accidental,
      NOW that is much more hilareous than mine!! “””piss-encrusted, riddled with diarrhea”””” YUCKYYYYYYYYYY.

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    Ameena
    September 1, 2011 at 8:19 am

    I could be here all day adding to your list but I’ll just comment on Snookie: She needs to go away. Quickly.

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 1, 2011 at 9:41 am

      Dear, Ameena,
      — then you must write your own blog about “What gets on your NERVES!” xx

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    WarmSunshine
    September 1, 2011 at 8:35 am

    LOL!! That’s a cool list! I came here from Marie’s blog, “The Color of our Skin”. Congrats on your award. You’ve got a new follower =! 🙂

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 1, 2011 at 9:43 am

      Sunshine,
      I’m comin’ over to visit you, too. 🙂 x

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    ed pilolla
    September 1, 2011 at 12:25 pm

    thank you for all the laughs i had reading this. writing 2 or to or two isn’t as bad as commenting on the wrong post, repeatedly. alas. i expect people to correctly see me as a dumb ass. otherwise, it’s bonus for me:)
    snooki just shows that content is irrelevant. and our world, publishing and otherwise, isn’t what it claims to be.
    and good, i’m not the only one who doesn’t get woot. at all.
    🙂

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 1, 2011 at 3:27 pm

      —Ed,
      I’ve posted on the wrong post, too…! And then it was 2 damn late!
      Yes, undes Snooki in the Websters, it says: Irrelevant Dumb Ass.
      Woot Sucks Rotten Eggs!
      thanks for visiting. So Happy I could make you laugh 😀

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    Elizabeth
    September 1, 2011 at 1:46 pm

    FABULOUS LIST!!!! and I am guilty of a lot of those.. WOOT! is probably my biggest one.

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 1, 2011 at 3:28 pm

      –Elizabeth,
      I read people’s blogs and I’ve been seeing- WOOT! WOOT!
      & I’m thinkin’…did I miss the memo? What the Hell?
      xx

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    Barbara @ Barbara Bakes
    September 1, 2011 at 3:23 pm

    lol – I’ve trained the hubs to put the seat down at home, but when we’re at a hotel and I don’t want to turn on the bathroom light and wake him up, he always leaves it up!

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 1, 2011 at 3:30 pm

      —Barbara,
      what a nice Hubs you have… xx I guess the guys in my family don’t care is mama drowns inside the toilet bowl!

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    The Bipolar Diva
    September 1, 2011 at 9:46 pm

    Agreed with each and every one. I wonder who Raquel Welch’s doctor is?

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 1, 2011 at 11:03 pm

      Diva,
      I don’t know, but I want to make an appointment! x

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    Tia
    September 4, 2011 at 6:48 am

    You crack me up girlfriend!

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      September 4, 2011 at 7:36 am

      —Glad I crack somebody up…I usually make people cry ::::SIGH:::::: xx

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