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Are You Bloggable?


 ——-I Love Blogging About YOU!

—Do you know what the opposite of bloggable is? 

B:::O:::R:::I::::N::::G

If I’m not blogging about you, well, in all probability, you’re as boring as a limp dick.

I’m never at a loss of material for my blogs.   

In fact, I’m overloaded.

I’m drowning with things I can bitch about.

I’m over-flowing with words, ideas, opinions (oh, yeah, babe, I’m quite opinionated) 

Just ask Mr. Liverpool.

He calls me “The Pit-Bull,”  but we’ll not get into that now.

Anyway,  my own family provides me with plenty of substance & comedy for my blog posts.

In other words, they’re exceptionally bloggable.

For instance, Saint Shirley.  

She gets herself into VERY peculiar situations.

And not by any fault of her own.   She just happens to be there when the circumstances are occurring.

Kind of like one of those accidents waiting to happen.

Thus, my blog begins developing.

Sooo, Saint Shirley was at Kmart last week buying her shampoo, conditioner, hair dye  and such. 

When she gets outside, this dude  is standing by her little green her car with his hands on his hips.

“Hi!” Saint Shirley says. “How are you enjoying the 90 degree weather?” 

“Excuuuuse me, Ma’am, but what the hell were you doing in that store when you have a cat in the car?”

“What?”  

“You have a cat in the car.  It’s almost 100 degrees.  Are you an idiot or just an animal hater?”

“It’s not Real.  It’s Stuffed.” 

“ I am so sick of ignorant people treating their pets like this.  I should call the damn police.” 

Daggers shoot from his eyes.   Fire bursts from his mouth.  Apparently, he loooves pussies.

“IT”S NOT REEEEAL.”  She drags out the eeeeeeeeeee. 

Saint Shirley may be a Saint, but she’s getting pissed.

“Well, now it’s fucking dead!”  He shouts.  “Are you happy?”

Saint Shirley inhales….exhales.

She opens the  car door…..Snatches the  stuffed white cat and shows him.

“Seeeee!  It’s Alive!” 

 White Cat Stuffed Animal for Office Decoration Ornament Gift Toy 

Yes.  

B:::L:::O::::G:::G:::A:::B:::L:::E !!!

Sweet Reader, who inspires you?  Who is your muse?   Does your family have blogability?


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93 Comments

  • Reply
    Ameena
    August 18, 2011 at 9:48 am

    My family has total blogability – they are the only reason I have decent material!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 18, 2011 at 4:46 pm

      _–Ameena,
      I hear you girlfriend. I see you write about your hubby a lot 🙂 x

  • Reply
    Kelly
    August 18, 2011 at 9:59 am

    HA HA HA HA!!!! I bet he just left the Kom-on-Inn and got caught casing Saint Shirley’s car but he was sober enough to come up with the dead cat in the window thing!!!!

    Wow, welcome to Imagination Station!!!

    LOVE love LOVE!!!!

    KrAzy Kelly

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 18, 2011 at 4:47 pm

      Hey, Kel,
      Didn’t think about that. The Kom-on-In is right there. HA HA HA.
      Poor kitty. He died.
      xxx Lovesssssssssss.

  • Reply
    Lady Fi
    August 18, 2011 at 9:59 am

    Thank goodness for bloggable people! My dog is pretty bloggable…

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 18, 2011 at 4:48 pm

      Lady, Fi,
      I looooooove your dog. He is VERY bloggable & beautiful 🙂

  • Reply
    Dad
    August 18, 2011 at 9:59 am

    Kim, I still have that stuffed kitty in my car, but every time i go someplace, like to the store, i stuff
    my stuffed kitty into the trunk so i don’t have to go through that again.
    Love You So Much
    Mom

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 18, 2011 at 4:49 pm

      —Get rid of the Kitty Kat, Saint S. xxx Luv You,–cuz you’re sooooooo bloody bloggable. xxxxxxx

  • Reply
    Vidya Sury, Freelance Writer & Blogger
    August 18, 2011 at 10:26 am

    Thank God I have a bloggable family, bloggable friends, and bloggable everything. The alternative – being a limp dick is worse than …um…sucking rotten eggs.

    I usually feel like blogging about everything I see … so, that crap called writer’s block is a stranger to me.

    Muuah. Loved this post. I am glad I didn’t get your email update today, or how would I see that gorgeous pink lipstick impression in my email, just when I wanted to nudge a friend?

    (That I would have come by anyway is irrelevant ;-))

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 18, 2011 at 4:50 pm

      —Vidya,
      the alternative is pretty bad, huh. A limp Dick. NOT cool.
      But you are so cool…..You do not SUCK rotten eggs, girl. XX BIg Kiss blown to India.

  • Reply
    lafemmeroar
    August 18, 2011 at 10:38 am

    I blog about me and what goes on in my “noodle.” I don’t really know if I’m bloggable, but I’m certainly certifiable. Funny post as always 🙂

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 18, 2011 at 4:51 pm

      Dear L,
      certainly certifiable!!!
      I knew I liked ya for a reason. HA HA xxxx

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    Goodness and Grit
    August 18, 2011 at 10:51 am

    I´m thinking we´re related, cuz I have at least 6 Aunt Shirleys.

    Sure am glad I was persistant in opening this booger…worth the trouble! Thanks for re-sending the link!

    Whack-a-doo

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 18, 2011 at 4:52 pm

      Dear, Whack-a-dooooooo,
      We have 3 Shirleys in our fam.
      Do you have any Carols? We have 3 of those, too…XXXXX

  • Reply
    Joan
    August 18, 2011 at 11:19 am

    This is a great story. Thanks, Saint Shirley, for being so bloggable. Some people are so sanctimonious.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 18, 2011 at 4:54 pm

      —-Dear, Joan,
      Saint Shirley is VERY bloggable & hilareous.
      How the hell do you think i’m surviving?
      Miss You. xx

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    Mandy - The Complete Cook Book
    August 18, 2011 at 11:21 am

    Oh poor Saint Shirley – I would love to have been with her at the time to lend a helpful word or 3 to the hand on hip dude!
    As you know, I have been blogging about my folks lately too.
    🙂 Mandy xo

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 18, 2011 at 4:55 pm

      –Mandy,
      I love the blogs about your sweet mummy & daddy. They are so beautiful. That was one of my fave. Blogs. Did they leave to back home yet? :::SIGH::: xxx

  • Reply
    Bella
    August 18, 2011 at 11:55 am

    Kim, Saint Shirley sounds like my kind of gal! How you had me giggling with the cat predicament! I’m so happy you have a family that is not only bloggable, but lovable! Something tells me there’s lots of funny blog posts ahead! What a treat! 🙂

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 18, 2011 at 4:56 pm

      —Bella,
      Can you believe that?
      Btw, the kitty died. Saint Shirley is in BIG trouble. :O xxxx KISS

  • Reply
    LBDDiaries
    August 18, 2011 at 11:57 am

    I’m surprised the guy wasn’t spitting kitty hair out of his mouth before she was done. It is a darned good thing you weren’t there with her. Then we’d be viewing your arrest picture! Which would be a whole other blog story. Hmmm…

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 18, 2011 at 4:57 pm

      OooooooH, LB,
      I always miss all the fun 🙂 Damn. XXX

  • Reply
    Theresa Sonoda
    August 18, 2011 at 1:40 pm

    I think I may be a lot like Saint Shirley (well sans the Saint, big time) in that I don’t look for trouble….it finds me. Bloggable? Oh yea.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 18, 2011 at 4:57 pm

      Oh, Yeah, Babe,
      You are beautifully bloggable 🙂 xxxxx

  • Reply
    Sandy Webb
    August 18, 2011 at 1:50 pm

    My family not so much, but my friends, now that is a different story. Frequently when they are relaying a story about something that happened to them they will look at me and say, “Now, that better not end up on your blog!”. I hear that all the time when I am taking pictures too.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 18, 2011 at 4:59 pm

      Sweet, Sandy,
      that is soooooooo funny. Do you blog about them? My friends tell me this, too. SO now I have to change the names. HAaaa xx Hope you are okay.

  • Reply
    Phil
    August 18, 2011 at 2:25 pm

    I like it – a new insult. “You’re not bloggable.” I’ll have to try that out on a few boring people I know…

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 18, 2011 at 5:00 pm

      —Phil,
      Yes! You can look them square in the face and say, “Well, you are sooo not bloggable, you ass!
      and they will go.., “WHAT???”

    • Reply
      Totsymae
      August 20, 2011 at 9:42 am

      Report your findings back to your blog, Phil. I’d like to know what those people say back to you.

  • Reply
    debbie
    August 18, 2011 at 3:39 pm

    My family is quite “bloggable” but I wouldn’t even know where to begin. Problem is some of them read my blog and would NOT find what I would write funny!!!!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 18, 2011 at 5:02 pm

      —-Debbie,
      Ahhhhhhh, that’s the rub. Isn’t it?
      Now people in my family will utter things like, “HEY, why can’t you blog about me more. Coooome on….?” xxx

  • Reply
    Alison@Mama Wants This
    August 18, 2011 at 4:08 pm

    Hahaha too funny!!

    All my family members are bloggable but I don’t because they might never speak to me again 😉

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 18, 2011 at 5:03 pm

      —Alison,
      that’s okay, you’re doing just fine as you are 🙂 xx PS. I love how generous you are to other bloggers.

  • Reply
    Ann
    August 18, 2011 at 6:32 pm

    OMG! That was hysterical! Saint Shirley is my kind of gal. Hair dye? Check! KMart? Check! Stuffed Animal in the car? Check! ….but if someone called me out on my beanie baby – I would personally escort them to the optometry department in the store!

    • Reply
      kim sisto robinson
      August 18, 2011 at 7:40 pm

      —-Ann,
      guy hanging out in the Kmart parking lot acting like an ass? Check!
      My Saint Shirley always cracks me up.
      xxx Kiss

  • Reply
    Liz
    August 18, 2011 at 6:33 pm

    I live in a bloggable world.

    • Reply
      kim sisto robinson
      August 18, 2011 at 7:41 pm

      Ohhhh, I like that , Liz.

      ” Bloggable World” flows off the tongue like buttahhhh 🙂

  • Reply
    Elizabeth
    August 18, 2011 at 7:44 pm

    Well, I am really glad I found you! This is the first post I have read and I can’t wait to hear more!!

    xoxo

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 18, 2011 at 9:02 pm

      –Elizabeth,
      Thanks for stopping by. I love visiters coming inside my craaaazy world. xxxx

  • Reply
    Brenda
    August 18, 2011 at 8:27 pm

    I have a muse, his name is Tobias. He said to tell you he is pleased to met you, and has noticed that you have an opinion, several in fact. He likes Mr. Liverpool’s name for you and thinks there was never a more perfect name for someone so vibrant. What? Oh he asked me to tell you that his subject–me–shares the same love of writing that you do. Although the two of you have different voices he believes each of you are fired by similar passions-love of word, poetry, magic, the stories we tell. (I agree) He also wants me to tell you that life is a writer’s canvas and not everyone can has the gift to fill it with words. One last thing he wants me to mention, he thinks your a wild and crazy dame, and he likes this about you…

    • Reply
      kim sisto robinson
      August 18, 2011 at 8:59 pm

      Dear, B.
      woud you tell Tobias that I think I’m in love w/ him?
      I always have been—-Oh, also, that I could not have survived this crazy world without him and all of his friends.
      —in fact; I smell his breath as I write this upon my shoulder. It smells of History, something bitter, sweet, sad, & pleasurable.
      It smells very familiar.
      xxxx For you, my great writer friend Brenda.

  • Reply
    Bridget
    August 18, 2011 at 10:36 pm

    Just when I think I have nothing to say, someone does something ridiculous. It’s like the world wants me to write a blog!

    • Reply
      kim sisto robinson
      August 18, 2011 at 11:11 pm

      Dear, B.
      I know! So much material out there in this CraZy Universe. xxx
      My question would be– “How can’t you find stuff to write about ?”

  • Reply
    Blond Duck
    August 19, 2011 at 4:25 am

    I have no idea if I’m bloggable or not!

  • Reply
    mom2kiddos
    August 19, 2011 at 5:32 am

    HAHAHA!! Funny!

    Come to think of it that pussy cat does look amazingly real.

    • Reply
      kim sisto robinson
      August 19, 2011 at 7:04 am

      Dear Mom,
      I thought so!!! xx My Saint Shirley has much bloggability.

  • Reply
    Lorraine @ Not Quite Nigella
    August 19, 2011 at 6:47 am

    Haha how hilarious! He clearly wasn’t going to listen to reason! 😛 xxx

    • Reply
      kim sisto robinson
      August 19, 2011 at 7:05 am

      Dear, L.
      when my Saint S. told me this, I laughed until I almost peed my britches !! x

  • Reply
    Linda
    August 19, 2011 at 9:00 am

    I think we all have bloggable family stories..it’s those that can’t laugh at their own silliness that drive me crazy! That cat must look extremely life like!!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 19, 2011 at 9:05 am

      Linda–It does look life-like! Very fluffy & all white.
      —-Yeah, I write about all of my quirky family.. Nobody is Safe! 🙂 xx NOBODY.

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    ed pilolla
    August 19, 2011 at 11:26 am

    this is hysterical. i admit, i have, at one time or another, been that person to question leaving a dog in a car in the heat. but, well, if i mistake a fake cat for a real one, i hope i have the ability to apologize and move on. i hope:) i like that the guy assumed it died.
    my family has blogability, alright, but if i start talking about them, i might not be able to stop anytime soon:)

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 19, 2011 at 11:38 am

      —ed,
      i do hope your fam reads your beautiful work!
      Are you a poet?
      —yeah, that poor kitty died. isn’t that sad? Haaaa
      P. s. I am a BIG cat girl…believe me, if I saw a REAL cat, I’d call the police immediately! 🙂

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    Kitchen Belleicious
    August 19, 2011 at 11:57 am

    LOL! Your hilarious and definitely bloggable! I thought I was losing my bloggability for the food blog but then I got prego and the cravings just keep coming and I have new ideas all the time!

    • Reply
      My Inner Chick
      August 19, 2011 at 12:28 pm

      —Dear Belleicious, How True!

      The world is filled with cravings & ideas & dialogue & PREGO!! It seems that one should never be at a loss about things to blog about…. xxxx

  • Reply
    Totsymae
    August 19, 2011 at 2:38 pm

    This was too funny! Maybe St. Shirley needs to start blogging.

    What a butt-head this guy was. If it meant the cat meant so much to him, why didn’t he take out his cell phone and call the police on her? What a comical scene. What other peculiar events have happened with her? She’s definitely bloggable.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 19, 2011 at 3:18 pm

      –OMG< Tots, before my sister, my Saint Shirley is the most bloggable woman in the Universe!! XXX Kisses.

  • Reply
    Mickie Brown
    August 19, 2011 at 3:36 pm

    Thanks for coming by my blog. I’m surrounded by some pretty boring people, so I put flowers and skies on my blog. At least they are pretty!! Have a great weekend. Mickie 🙂

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 19, 2011 at 3:39 pm

      Hi, Mickie,

      I’d say that flowers & skies are beautifully bloggable 🙂

  • Reply
    Sarah at The Stroller Ballet
    August 19, 2011 at 7:15 pm

    Without my family my blog wouldn’t exist!! (And that must be a pretty good stuffed cat!)

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 19, 2011 at 8:33 pm

      –Sarah,
      I agree. Nobody is safe in my family, extended family, relatives, and even pets 🙂 xx

  • Reply
    Alexandra
    August 19, 2011 at 8:04 pm

    Life is bloggable, my childhood is bloggable, my kids are bloggable, my friends are bloggable.

    It’s all a hilarious tragicomedy.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 19, 2011 at 8:35 pm

      –Alexandra,
      I have stated several times:
      “Damn, we should be on Reality TV. Hell with the freaking Kardashians!” 🙂 Seriously, they are boring compared to my big fat Italian Fam.

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    Unknown Mami
    August 19, 2011 at 8:16 pm

    Hilarious! I hope I’m bloggable considering the alternative. If I’m not, I don’t want to know.

    • Reply
      kim sisto robinson
      August 19, 2011 at 8:24 pm

      –Unknown Mami,
      I can already tell from your photo & sass that you have bloggability! 🙂

      • Reply
        Classic NYer
        August 20, 2011 at 1:22 pm

        Oh she’s bloggable all right. The proof is in the blog.

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    Monica
    August 20, 2011 at 7:07 am

    I suppose bloggers, by nature, are surrounded by bloggable people, which is why we got into the business. Although, for me, sometimes I have to dig into the past to find them. My kids are bloggable but they don’t want me to write about them, so I do so sparingly. But my dog, Henry, is another matter. He loves when I write about him and he gets his 15 minutes. He is constantly doing crazy things–deliberately, with the hopes that I’ll write about him. 🙂

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 20, 2011 at 7:26 am

      –Monica,
      Yes, I suppose you’re right….We are surrounded by bloggables….! How Grand!
      Love when you come over. Xx

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    Run DMT
    August 20, 2011 at 7:19 am

    LOL That CRAZY! Moments like that always seem to happen to me. Yeah, my life is pretty bloggable. In fact yesterday, I called a local Starbucks for swag bag items for the Tampa BlogHer I’m hosting but before I could even say my name and represent myself, the barrister gave me attitude and said, “Um..we’re a coffee stand in the middle of the mall and we don’t have time now for this.” That bastard barrister has NO IDEA how bloggable he became! Muhahahahaha!

    Visiting here from LBS and so glad I did! 🙂

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 20, 2011 at 7:40 am

      —OMG, Run,
      That is sooooooooooo utterly bloggable. That little bastard! How dare him speak to you like that…Obviously, he had no idea who you were 🙂
      clicking over to your blog now….see you.

  • Reply
    Kelley
    August 20, 2011 at 7:51 am

    That is crazy! He couldn’t tell it wasn’t real?? It wasn’t, right? Did I miss something?

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 20, 2011 at 8:13 am

      —It was STUFFED, but apparentley looked real to the dude 🙂 Xx

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    Echo
    August 20, 2011 at 8:09 am

    Lol so funny! This was just the giggle I needed this morning! And I agree, nobody in my family is safe and nothing is sacred. It ALL must be blogged! lmao

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 20, 2011 at 8:31 am

      —Yes, Echo,
      adults, kids, and pets all watch their Ps & Qs in our family !! HA HA
      they never know if they’ll be in My Inner Chick!!! xx
      thanks for comin’ over to my side.

  • Reply
    Echo
    August 20, 2011 at 8:10 am

    Oops, I almost forgot, stopping by from LBS 🙂

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    stacey@Havoc&Mayhem
    August 20, 2011 at 8:17 am

    That is hysterical! My family veers between being very bloggable and being not interesting at all & I never know which it is going to end up being.

    Stopping by from LBS!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 20, 2011 at 8:32 am

      –Stacey,
      thanks for comin’ over.
      LIke I said: one is either bloggable or BORING.
      My fam is NOT boring. xx

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    Lacy Fab
    August 20, 2011 at 8:33 am

    So cute! Visiting you again from the LBTP!!!
    Happy to see your blog again on the list!!
    Tx ~ LF

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 20, 2011 at 8:56 am

      –Lacy, so glad you could visit. Wish I had some Chai Tea for ya 😉 xx

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    Jacky at SGL
    August 20, 2011 at 8:56 am

    How funny, that actually sounds like something that would happen to me!! Sooo, is that good or bad? Loved your beans and toast story too!
    Stopping by fromm LBS.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 20, 2011 at 9:04 am

      –Jacky,
      that is good. very good. you. are. not. boring.
      You are Blog-Worthy 🙂
      “comin’ over to see you now.

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    mercy
    August 20, 2011 at 10:45 am

    haha. So funny. I looooove you like cats.

    Mercia

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 20, 2011 at 10:53 am

      —Dear, Ms African Thang.

      I’ve miss you. XX

      YOU are unbelievably Bloggable.

      I love you more than Hummus.

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    Classic NYer
    August 20, 2011 at 1:20 pm

    This post kind of reminds me of the ancient Chinese curse: May your life be interesting.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 20, 2011 at 1:26 pm

      Hey, New York,

      —–Confucius say: One who is boring will have limp dick. One who is interesting will be fiercely written about!
      At least, that’s what it said in my fortune cookie 🙂 xx

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    Pure Complex
    August 20, 2011 at 9:23 pm

    Oh my god.. I couldn’t be Saint Shirley because I’d be locked up for real lol. I would have shoved the cat in his face and proceeded to go off for about 10 minutes or so.. then tried to hit him with my car LMAO.. I hate when people think they know something when they don’t.. they juist proceed to look like a**holes. I think I love Saint Shirley already and I don’t even know her lol

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 20, 2011 at 9:40 pm

      —Dear, Pure,
      —-yeah, you’d love her alright…. Bloggable St. Shirley.
      She runs into all of the assholes 🙂 xxx

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    Charlene
    August 21, 2011 at 8:02 am

    Apparently he loves pussies. You fucking kill me Kim! (Sorry – you just say fuck when you’re overwhelmingly mad – I say it all the time – except in front of my kids…well maybe when I’m overwhelmingly mad I say it to them.)

    Wait… what was I saying???

    Oh yeah, you’re funny! (And definitely bloggable!)

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 21, 2011 at 8:05 am

      —Dear Char.
      You are sooooooooooooooo fucking bloggable, babe xxxxxxxxxx

  • Reply
    Adriana Iris
    August 23, 2011 at 3:48 pm

    never a dull moment…LOL… Love the post.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 23, 2011 at 7:56 pm

      Dear, A,
      Never dull. That’s for sure 🙂 xx

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    Jamie Ainscow
    August 25, 2011 at 6:27 am

    I find everything bloggable. It’s part of my WordPress blogging addiction.
    Loved your post, You have a poetic way with words…. ‘Limp dick’….. Hahaha.
    Great to stop by and read some of your musings….

    Jamie x

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 25, 2011 at 7:20 am

      —Jamie,

      Limp Dick.

      Isn’t that terrible and unladylike?

      I can’t help myself.

      I will come visit you. 🙂

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