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Captchas Suck Rotten Eggs


 —-A CAPTCHA (  /ˈkæpə/):   A problem easy enough for humans to solve. (really, did you say easy?)  An automatic generated challenge designed to circumvent specific systems. (Are you serious, Ass Wipe?)

10th Worst

If you haven’t noticed a Captcha lately,  you obviously do not use the computer. 

First of all,  can you pronounce it?

   Capt:::::::Chaaaa. 

 Is that a distorted disco dance?     Cha.   Cha.   Cha.

You see, I have this theory about Capt-Fuching-Chaaaaaa.

Some wizard–like-dude is standing behind a curtain like in Oz, 

And every time we insert the wrong numbers and letters, this dude laughs louder and louder slapping his thigh, yelling:   

“Dumb Ass!       You.    Are.    A.    Dumb.   Ass.!”

So here I am trying to make a comment on some idiots blog.  And there emerges the annoying as hell captcha like one of those ghastly-horrible-popular girls you despised in high school.

  The thin one.      The pretty one.       The blonde one.

The one who giggled all the time because she was so damn happy she was thin and  pretty and blonde.

Anyhow…..

I put the letters and numbers in because that’s what it tells me to do.

7th Worst

Not Good Enough for captcha.

WRONG CODE.

But the thingy might as well be saying:   

STUPID.      IDIOT.       DIM-WIT.     IMBECILE.    NINCOMPOOP.

Or……   Congratulations!    You Now Passed the 4th grade!

The wizard dude is laughing like hell with that pretty high school chick.

They are laughing and snorting and abundantly amused because they know you are digressing back to your youth…..

Remembering when you totally  doubted yourself. 

Remembering when you had no self-confidence whatsoever.

And now you are cussing &  howling at your computer because you can’t even figure out how to unravel an easy  distorted puzzle that most humans or monkeys should be able solve.

5th Worst–That  is utter  Bull Shit.     That sucks rotten Eggs.

—Readers, is it me, or do you have problems with these Capt-Cha-Cha-Chas,  too?


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53 Comments

  • Reply
    Totsymae
    July 29, 2011 at 7:17 pm

    Oh, why don’t the blog owners get rid of this…
    So annoying to write and then go through the captcha process.
    If this blog post doesn’t send the message out, I think it’s captcha forever.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 29, 2011 at 10:31 pm

      Dear, Tots,
      I think it’s a conspiracy to piss people off !!! xx

  • Reply
    Ann
    July 29, 2011 at 8:09 pm

    LOL! Capt – chaaaaa…the skinny, popular girl you hated but couldn’t get away from! I have to admit, they are getting more and more difficult to read….but I suspect it’s because my poor eyes are getting older and older!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 29, 2011 at 10:33 pm

      ——-Ann,
      Could be the eyes, but why the hell do they put the letters upside down?
      To freak us out? Fools. xx

  • Reply
    Christina
    July 29, 2011 at 8:10 pm

    I completely agree with this post. Now my computer will not even let me comment on people’s blogs with capatcha’s. For some reason it’s not working.

    They are annoying to begin with and now it’s messing with my blogging.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 29, 2011 at 10:34 pm

      —Christina,
      So annoying. Just one more thing to get pissed about 🙂
      Damn Captchaaaa Idiot Fools !! xx

  • Reply
    ginger
    July 29, 2011 at 10:16 pm

    No, it’s not your eyesight, they are definitely getting harder to read — especially with the lines running through them! The first time I saw that I though it was a cursive l or something. Down with the man behind the curtain 🙂 You are tooooooooooooo funny, Kimmi! Capatcha code name: K@lM$:)I

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 29, 2011 at 10:36 pm

      —-Ginger,
      Can’t you just imagine that Wizard standing there behind his curtain laughing his
      butt off at all of us losers? HAaa
      damn fool.
      xxxx Kiss

  • Reply
    Alison@Mama Wants This
    July 29, 2011 at 10:27 pm

    I HATE Captcha!! I find myself squinting and giving up commenting altogether!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 29, 2011 at 10:37 pm

      Mama,
      I’ll bet people are losing readers this way…
      cuz we are all too busy to keep inserting those damn
      letters & numbers in OVER and Over.
      No way. xxxx

  • Reply
    lbddiaries
    July 29, 2011 at 11:24 pm

    If I have a fail after first try or I can’t read it? I don’t comment. If I have to work THAT hard to leave a comment for you, bah humbug. Obviously people who use it really don’t want commenters because they work so hard to chase us away.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 30, 2011 at 7:43 am

      ———-Nan,
      I Knoooooow.
      I mean, we are a bit busy writing blogs, taking care
      of families, working, and mourning.
      Damn fools to then make it hard for us to make a comment!!! xxxx

  • Reply
    Lorraine @ Not Quite Nigella
    July 30, 2011 at 12:37 am

    ROFL KIm you hit the nail on the head! I hate captcha phrases and can never seem to get them right! I was telling hubby how much I hated them the other night! 😛 xxx

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 30, 2011 at 7:44 am

      Dear, Lorraine,
      Soooooooooooo annoying.
      Just trying to make us feel badly about ourselves!!
      How dare them 🙂 xxxxx

  • Reply
    Mandy - The Complete Cook Book
    July 30, 2011 at 5:08 am

    As infuriating as those captchas (never thought there was really a word like that) are, I had to have a good giggle reading your post – well done Kim, wish I was brave enough to do a post on these painful captchas thingies! For whatever reason, I think they are for “security” reasons or something like that – but still don’t see the purpose of them AT ALL!
    Have a happy weekend.
    🙂 Mandy

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 30, 2011 at 7:45 am

      Hi, Mandy,
      Yeah, they are for security.
      But why the upside down letters and blurrrrrrrrrrrrr.
      What???
      Love when you stop over from S. Africa 🙂

  • Reply
    Adriana Iris
    July 30, 2011 at 5:43 am

    I have started to not even leave comments when I see I have to cast a spell for it. I have over 700 followers which at least half I try to interact with and reciprocate reading and commenting if you make it hard for me I am gone and will hide your blog from my list and not even remember you when I read… Like I said too many to keep up with… Now you and like 12 more are the only ones I read 3X a week. See Kim… You are loved. =) Have a Good weekend love.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 30, 2011 at 7:46 am

      ——Andriana,
      And I love you back.
      xxxx Kiss

  • Reply
    Dad
    July 30, 2011 at 9:15 am

    Know what Kim, I never heard of the (CAPCTHA), and i really don’t care.
    Yes You Are Loved, But I Love You More
    Dad

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 30, 2011 at 9:23 am

      —–love You SO Much more! xxxxxxxxxx

  • Reply
    Crystal @ Phases Of Me
    July 30, 2011 at 9:19 am

    Ugh! I hate those things! I won’t lie, I’ve left blogs never to return over it. I understand the spam issue, but there are less annoying ways. I’d rather see “comment held for moderation” than those!

    Visiting from Lady Blogger!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 30, 2011 at 9:25 am

      Crystal,
      thanks for popping over. I shall come visit you, too.
      Yes, I haaaaaaaaaaaaaate CaptCha cha cha sucks.

  • Reply
    Crystal @ Phases Of Me
    July 30, 2011 at 9:23 am

    I hate those things! I won’t lie, I’ve left blogs never to return over it!

    Visiting from Lady Blogger!

  • Reply
    Lady Fi
    July 30, 2011 at 9:50 am

    I hate captcha – and I have word verification even more. Why is it that nearly everyone still has it turned on?

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 30, 2011 at 9:56 am

      Lady, Fi,
      to Irritate and Annoy Us ! xx

  • Reply
    Ashley
    July 30, 2011 at 11:00 am

    You know they are in Chinese now? Like, how the hell am I supposed to type that?

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 30, 2011 at 1:00 pm

      Ashley,
      —Chinese? I thought they were in Chinese!! HA hA

  • Reply
    A Little Sweet
    July 30, 2011 at 11:13 am

    (Dropping in from LBS tea party.) That is hilarious! You should consider a submission to Mushroom Printing!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 30, 2011 at 1:02 pm

      ———-Dear a little sweet,
      you are wonderfully sweet for
      popping over to my Crazy World.
      I shall come visit you.
      xx
      & check out Mushroom Printing.

  • Reply
    Irene
    July 30, 2011 at 11:29 am

    Omg, I hate those things! And some bloggers don’t realize they can turn it off. And if you have one then do you reasly think your site or blog is that popular that you require, it’s not.
    I always think that when I enter the letters wrong and it spits me out, I figure it thinks I’m someone trying to hack their site or something. They are very annoying.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 30, 2011 at 1:03 pm

      —I know, Irene.
      And that Wizard dude is laughing his ass off 🙂 xx

  • Reply
    Tia
    July 30, 2011 at 12:35 pm

    I agree they suck!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 30, 2011 at 1:03 pm

      Sucks Eggs, Girlfriend. XXXXXX

  • Reply
    mercy
    July 30, 2011 at 1:09 pm

    I hate them too!!!!
    Luv u

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 30, 2011 at 2:06 pm

      Luv you more, Africa 🙂 xx

  • Reply
    tattoomummy
    July 30, 2011 at 3:06 pm

    I don’t have a captcha on my blog purely because I hate seeing them on other blogs. If I see them, I sometimes don’t even bother completing the comment because it’s just too damn hard!

    New follower from Lady Bloggers Tea Party =]

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 30, 2011 at 6:01 pm

      Tattoo Mummy,
      I agree.
      They drive me INSANE …I mean, More insane as I already am 🙂 xx

  • Reply
    Theresa Sonoda
    July 30, 2011 at 6:20 pm

    Captcha is annoying. Period. I don’t think there’s one on my blog but I never bothered to take notice. If you ever have to do a captcha on my blog, please let me know. I’m too lazy to look into it until someone actually complains. I just roll that way.
    LOL. Hope you’re having an awesome weekend, my friend!
    T

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 30, 2011 at 7:17 pm

      —Terri,
      no, you do not have a Captcha! I don’t..do I?

      I would simply freak. Freak man.
      Luv Ya. xxx

  • Reply
    Jessica
    July 30, 2011 at 11:26 pm

    I can’t stand captcha. I always seem to get them wrong. Facebook started doing it too and that one seems to be the hardest one ever.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 31, 2011 at 7:33 am

      —-Jessica,
      i don’t get it.
      I’ve observed some sites have a simple math problem.
      —but for some reason, these Captchas just want
      to piss us off and make us feel badly about ourselves!! xx

  • Reply
    Brenda
    July 31, 2011 at 1:01 pm

    I hated having to add it the math equation to mine ( and I want to remove it) and maybe … but the hack the think I suffered and then having to change skins in a hurry sort of pushed over the blinking edge. I dislike it too.. All the bloggers that use Google’s blogger have it built in.. That took me a while to figure out.. Don’t hate me .. Until I land a web designer to carryout my vision for grrlguide.. I am stuck. Please pardon my dust during remodeling. 🙁

  • Reply
    Kim Sisto-Robinson
    July 31, 2011 at 1:52 pm

    Brenda,
    Your Math Problem Is perfect! I’m talking about those wild distorted numbers and letters.
    I love your site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • Reply
    Kelly
    August 2, 2011 at 10:21 am

    I have not laughed this hard in a LOOOOONNNNNGGG time!!! Everything you said is SO TRUE!!

    The worse is when you don’t have a CLUE what the letters are because of the squiggly lines and acid trip curves so you hit the “sound” and it sounds just like the letters UNRECOGNAZIABLE!! so THEN you hit the “reCaptcha” (how fucking clever people) and it sounds like a Led Zeppelin record BACKWARDS!!! I give up!! I guess the writing is on the wall… I am NOT a HUMAN!!!!

    Thanks for making my day!!!!!!

    LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!!

    Kelly

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 2, 2011 at 10:47 am

      Kelly,
      I know, the sound is just like the letters. ACID TRIP, man… Led Z. Backwards! Great.
      Back to Woodstock ha ha.
      so happy I could make you laugh….usually I’m making people cry 🙁
      Love Love Love xx

  • Reply
    Bella
    August 2, 2011 at 4:03 pm

    Kim, the captcha thingy drives me over the edge! I’ve had it come up while trying to log into my bank and I always get it wrong! It’s like hieroglyphics! Seriously. Sometimes I’ll see one on certain blogs and it usually discourages me from commenting. It’s like you need a degree in cryptology to get the darn thing right!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 2, 2011 at 4:55 pm

      Bella,
      I hear there’s a class called: “Captcha For Dumb Asses!”
      xxx

  • Reply
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  • Reply
    The Girl Behind
    August 7, 2011 at 3:55 am

    Great post – I hate Captchas too, but I thought it was just me who struggled with reading them.

    I’d actually thought that I have some sort of colour-blindness or something that was stopping me see the characters!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 7, 2011 at 6:57 am

      Dear Girl Behind,
      See! These Captcha people try to make us feel bad about ourselves!!! xx

  • Reply
    Maren
    August 17, 2011 at 4:54 pm

    So, I’m clearly behind on reading your blog, but had to comment on this one. I could be having a perfectly wonderful day & I think one of these things alone could ruin it. Maybe that’s a bit dramatic, but they definitely piss me off. Couldn’t they at least use real frickin’ words?! I’d doubt myself entering RjheaiN as a password even without a ghosty, squiggly line running through it.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      August 17, 2011 at 5:15 pm

      —Maren,
      I know. It’s a damn conspiracy! For Reals. I hate those Captcha idiot people! 🙂 thanks for poppin’ in. Xx

  • Reply
    The Background Story
    October 28, 2011 at 6:00 am

    I loathe Captcha the same way Madonna loathes hydrangeas. Most of the time, the words aren’t even words, and they are a jumbled mess of letters — and symbols! And foreign alphabets. Why?!
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