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9 Reasons Why Your Blog Sucks


 

            

1.   Because you insert a required login before people can make a comment.   And to make the visitor feel more idiotic & unintelligent, you add a puzzle like this:

Commenting on Your Blog Sucks(I hAAAAAATE these UUuugly things)  What’s with the lines?)

2.   Because when I subscribe to your blog,  I want to hear your voice, your  bitching story …Not the dull people you have guest posting when you’re too damn  busy to write.

3.    Because there are NO dates… so how does one recognize when the post was written?   I mean, could you at least tell us who was in office?

          Clinton acts out his proposal to remake The Deer Hunter. (I think Bill is kind of sexy.)

4.   Because you don’t acknowledge me!   I’m HERE.  I’m commenting on your blog, you narcissistic ASS.  Why are you ignoring me ?

5.   Because you have creepy pop-ups that piss me off.   NO.  I don’t appreciate when I’m  reading an oh-so-interesting article & then quite suddenly—A freaky Cow bursts upon the page.  Stop doing that.

6.   Because your environment is too black.  I can’t find my way around in the dark.   Sorry.   When I enter black on black,  I never go back.

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7.  Because you’re not consistent with your posts.  Why should I wait for it?   Why should I remember you?   Give me one reason, Punk.

8.  Because  you do this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And this ………… And this  ???????

Some Asshole  Somebody I trusted and loved mentioned this to me and I stopped !!!!!!!!!!!)

9. Because you sell too many products & have too many givaways.  This is Annoying nice, because you end up with

many more readers than I do!         

 

—–An Important Note:     This blog was in fun.    Do not be offended.    I’m.   Not.    Talking.    About.  You.
If anything, I’m talking about ME………Some  imbeciles individuals have told me my blog was too mournful,  bitchy, personal & intense.   And I have one thing to say to them:
— Go to your Google search page & click the definition of:    “I Don’t  Give A Damn.”
     Readers, what peeves you?

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104 Comments

  • Reply
    Monica
    July 21, 2011 at 6:16 pm

    I guess for me, it’s blogs that seem too commercial. Also, when there’s typos or misspellings. Yikes. I really don’t like that. Of course, if you see such mistakes on mine, I’ll be mortified.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 21, 2011 at 11:00 pm

      —–Monica,
      Not to worry.
      If you had mistakes, I probably woudn’t have noticed anyway 🙂
      I’m a dork like that.
      xxx

  • Reply
    Alison@Mama Wants This
    July 21, 2011 at 6:43 pm

    Hahahaha, love this, you’re so funny!

    And all true things above. Those are some of my peeves too.

    I really dislike weird font. Having cute font as a header? That’s fine. But writing in weird font? Too hard to read.

    Also, very long paragraphs. I see a wall of text and I close the window, my brain can’t handle it.

    And too many ads, badges etc – cluttered blogs give me a headache.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 21, 2011 at 11:03 pm

      –Oooooh, Alison,
      YES, the font! I didn’t think of that one.
      But if I go to a blog that has their posts in Italics,
      I leave the page immediatly. For some reason,
      this sort of font hurts my eyes.
      Good observaton.
      xxxx

  • Reply
    Irene
    July 21, 2011 at 6:51 pm

    The Capcha pisses me off. The main reason people have it is because they don’t know they can turn it off! Any spam that I get is caught in the spam file and I just go in and delete it!

    If someone doesn’t like your blog or mine for that fact, yeah, google “Bite ME” as well as “I don’t give a damn”!

    I also hate when you comment on someone’s blog all the time and don’t get a response EVER from that same person. I can take a hint.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 21, 2011 at 11:03 pm

      Capcha SUCKS Rotten Eggs, Irene!! xx

  • Reply
    Amanda
    July 21, 2011 at 6:51 pm

    Yes! Yes! Yes!

    I’m majorly guilty of not having blogged much lately, or commented on others. But I don’t take it personally that you said that because I feel the same way when it happens to me! We all do.

    I so agree with the guest posts. I feel like so many times people have people guest post that are not all that interesting. That sounds mean, but it really bugs me. Why be a funny or insightful blogger,and then have someone come blog about what their kids dressed up as for Halloween?

    Enough with the giveaways. That’s only fun for two people. The blogger who is reaping the benefits and the person who wins.

    My MIL uses !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ??????????????? and I swear on all that is holy when i get my balls together, I’m going to tell her to leave some for the rest of us.

    Why is someone telling you that you are not writing your blog in a way they would like it? Can’t they just, I don’t know, not read your blog? This is your story and your space.

    Thanks for this post, some things about blogging really bug me and you hit it on the head.

    PS- just WHY do some people have 14,000 followers when they are insanely boring?

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 21, 2011 at 11:05 pm

      Yeah, Amanda,
      I want their secret…..
      look at Dooce, for example.
      She is the hottest blogess in town. Over a million hits a week.
      What the hell does she have that we don’t have? Damn Her!
      xx

  • Reply
    Irene
    July 21, 2011 at 6:51 pm

    What I mean by response is when that someone doesn’t ever comment on your blog. Just wanted to clarify that.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 21, 2011 at 11:06 pm

      No need to clarify.
      You Cool 🙂

  • Reply
    Totsymae
    July 21, 2011 at 7:06 pm

    You are somethin’ else, Kim. You’ve taken the words out of a lot of folks mouths and I appreciate you 🙂
    You’ve called folk to the altar and have them confessing to these blogging sins you’ve mentioned.

    Blogger is so good about having users type in these codes, like it’s some privilege for readers to post there. I don’t know why the blog owner doesn’t change that. It’s such a turn off.

    • Reply
      lafemmeroar
      July 21, 2011 at 7:23 pm

      So right Totsymae. I hate those squiggly letters. I never get them right and after the 3rd time (I’m patient that way) I just give the frick up. I like this blog because my name, email and url are filled out for me 🙂 yayay. I’m lazy and the less typing I have to do the better .

      Now, I visit a lot of blogs, and I’m sick and tired of seeing that old lady’s face in that mattress ad. Is it just me or is she the freakiest thing you’ve ever seen?

      • Reply
        Kim Sisto-Robinson
        July 22, 2011 at 7:09 am

        Hey..lafemmeroar,
        Yeah, I remember that old lady!
        I agree, I am VERY lazy & busy.
        I want to read, comment and go about
        my business of watching Dr. Phil or solving
        the problems of the Universe.
        not sit and figure out puzzles.
        xxx Kiss. xxx

      • Reply
        Totsymae
        July 22, 2011 at 5:05 pm

        Yeah, I like that everything is pre-filled with WordPress.

        I’m not always so patient with filling out the code. It’s like, I read the blog, let me just respond already.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 22, 2011 at 7:10 am

      Hey, Tots,
      The “Sins of Blogging”.
      Great titlle for your next post.
      I’m sure that I’ve committed many sins myself.
      Oh, but were talking about blogging, weren’t we?
      xxx

      • Reply
        Totsymae
        July 22, 2011 at 4:48 pm

        No, I wouldn’t be the blog police but I do have an interesting one coming up on Twitter. I think you’ve listed some good one for blogging. Funny how you put a lot of what I was feeling into words as only you could 🙂

  • Reply
    Joan
    July 21, 2011 at 7:53 pm

    As a fellow blogger, I got a big laugh out of this one. Thanks, Kim. You are right and I do a few of these things myself. I guess this means I have to change my ways. A lot of people don’t like my blog and are only too eager to let me know. Sometimes I have to remind them that it’s my blog and they always do their own blog. The gun guys just plain don’t like anything I write. Oh well. One of them complained of the color on my blog and a few other visuals. I told him to go somewhere else. This post made my day. I just love your humor, Kim. Keep it up.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 21, 2011 at 11:14 pm

      —My Dear Joan,
      —-but they keep comin’ back to your blog–don’t they?
      They are reading what you have to say. And they
      want to argue with you about it.
      You are starting dialogue. That’s Cool.
      Even if they don’t like you….they’re reading & perhaps
      they may even learn something ….the dumb asses 🙂
      xxx

  • Reply
    The Good Greatsby
    July 21, 2011 at 7:53 pm

    I definitely don’t go back to blogs that require me to constantly login or that are too busy with ads and moving gifs.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 21, 2011 at 11:17 pm

      –Good Greatsby,
      Soooooo Annoying.
      I mean, we have better things to do. RIght?
      It’s as if those people just want to piss us off with that login & puzzles.

  • Reply
    Nicole
    July 21, 2011 at 8:51 pm

    I freaking loved loved loved this post. ahhahahaaa

    PS – I am guilty on the lack of responding to comments… BUT – I try to keep my posts conversational… soo.. if you do pop by… I do read them, and smile. 😉

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 21, 2011 at 11:18 pm

      I’ll definitely be popping in, Nicole.
      Lets see if you know I was there. HA HA xxx

  • Reply
    Lorraine @ Not Quite Nigella
    July 21, 2011 at 9:52 pm

    Kim, you are hilarious! I love every one of these (oops I might be guilty of the excess !! but I tend to get excited very easily 😛 ). And you know I always have the biggest trouble trying to figure out those word captcha phrases! Some of them aren’t even letters!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 21, 2011 at 11:21 pm

      Hey, Lorraine,
      I have a feeling that somebody is sitting
      behing those captchas (like the wizard of oz) and
      laughing their butts off as I continue putting the wrong code in.
      And Each time they are saying “What a Dumb Ass!” xxxx Kiss

  • Reply
    Lady Fi
    July 21, 2011 at 10:02 pm

    Oh I agree. I hate all word verification because it takes twice as long to leave a comment. And I hate it when I have visited a few times and do not receive a return visit…

    Great post – had to laugh!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 21, 2011 at 11:21 pm

      —Lady Fi,
      You are the PERFECT blogger.
      that’s all I can say 🙂 xx

  • Reply
    The Bipolar Diva
    July 21, 2011 at 10:04 pm

    LOVE it!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 21, 2011 at 11:22 pm

      ““Thanks, Diva,
      and I love visiting your site 🙂 xx

  • Reply
    LBDDiaries
    July 21, 2011 at 11:12 pm

    Too personal? How can it be too personal? It belongs to you. It is your voice. Ummm, who’s would it be if it wasn’t yours? So how can it be too personal? Dummies. I do a lot of dashes – you know – dashes because I’m too lazy to do proper punctuation. No, actually, I talk that way. I probably hate major typos more than anything. Of simple words like I read on someone’s blog today – there are THREE of them – their, they’re and there. Get it right, people! I like music on blogs but not to have it blare out so loudly, my ears hurt AND I can’t find the place to turn it down. Some people hide their players apparently. This was a MOST exellent post!!!!! You know you are a rawking Diva, right???? What… does my writing bother you? And ewwww – what’s with that freaky alien looking cow????

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 21, 2011 at 11:26 pm

      —-NAN,
      I use lots of —— and ……. and – – – – – !
      I’m a bit dorky like that.
      Yes, I agree–If we are changing our voice to make others happy, that’s so uncool.
      So utterly UnCool.
      My favorite blogs are those that are Authentic & Raw.
      I always go back to those voices. Always.
      XXX Big Kiss

  • Reply
    Vidya Sury
    July 21, 2011 at 11:12 pm

    🙂 I am probably falling in love with you!

    Loved this kickass post and I totally agree. My pet hate is that f***ing captcha to verify stuff. Am totally challenged that way, in spite of all my other. ahem, ahem.s. And those ridiculous black backgrounds with barely visible text.

    Hmm. Can’t wait for your next!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 21, 2011 at 11:29 pm

      Dear, Vidya,
      I loooove that you love this post.
      And I am so thrilled to hear that others DESPISE those damn
      Captcha asshole puzzles. They make me INSANE.
      In fact, I think that’s exsactly why they were born. HA
      xxx Kiss for you.

  • Reply
    Amy
    July 22, 2011 at 4:40 am

    I am definitely an over user of ellipsis, but you know that my BRAIN is full of ellipsis, soooooo. . .

    See? Ha ha ha!

    Things that turn me off from people’s blogs are 1) when they’re constantly trying to sell something via their site. That’s super annoying. If I start reading, week after week, about how this hair product changed someone’s life or how this mascara is amazing, I’m a goner. 2) Captchas. I’m totally with you on the captchas. I find them hideous and annoying.

    And this is rarely the fault of the blogger, but another thing that I don’t like reading are negative comments from others. It’s worse if the reader actually engages in a heated argument. It makes me want to defend the blogger and then all sorts of “TEH INTRAWEBZ” arguments ensue. On the other hand, I suppose bloggers are putting it all out there for everyone to see and, if they allow comments, they’re going to get someone who not only does not agree with them (which would be fine), but someone who viciously attacks and tries to show off their nasty! I can get really nasty, too. I just try not to leave it floating out here in perpetuity!

    Regardless of what anyone thinks, I love YOUR blog! xoxox

    • Reply
      kim sisto robinson
      July 22, 2011 at 7:01 am

      –Amy,
      you are such a nurturer.
      I agree, I get uptight when somebody is nasty.
      —disagreeing is okay…but I do not have time for nasty biaches!
      Kiss 4 U. xxXX
      PS I use …………………… waaaaaaay Toooooooooo Much.

  • Reply
    Blond Duck
    July 22, 2011 at 4:45 am

    I hate all the password crap!

    • Reply
      kim sisto robinson
      July 22, 2011 at 7:02 am

      BD,
      Especially the puzzles. Damn it.
      The suck Hard Boiled eggs !

  • Reply
    Jihane @Sinful Sundays
    July 22, 2011 at 6:07 am

    LOL! i agree with all of the above. I also really hate cluttered blogs and when people write paragraphs with no spaces. I politely leave those blogs.

    • Reply
      kim sisto robinson
      July 22, 2011 at 7:03 am

      –the clutter makes my body tense.
      it’s like walking into a house with papers piled, dishes stacked all
      over the kitchen.
      over STIMULATION>
      it’s a good tip to remember, Jihane. xx

  • Reply
    Adriana Iris
    July 22, 2011 at 7:02 am

    roflol… love this post…you know what i hate when i feel i just shared my soul and the comment is follow me.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 22, 2011 at 7:06 am

      —-Yeah, Adriana,
      this makes one want to say, “KIss My Ass!”
      Love love love your blog. 🙂 xx

  • Reply
    Tia
    July 22, 2011 at 7:25 am

    Love You:)

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 22, 2011 at 7:53 am

      —Yes, & I love you, too.
      Thanks for loving me. xxx

  • Reply
    Mandy - The Complete Cook Book
    July 22, 2011 at 7:30 am

    Well done Kay, good points. Crap, do I have one of those verification thingys with the line through it when you commend on my blog? If I do, I need to find out how to switch it off.
    Have a happy weekend.
    🙂 Mandy

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 22, 2011 at 7:54 am

      Dear, Mandy,
      you do not have one of those idiot verification things on your blog.
      I love your blog.
      xxx
      Kim.

  • Reply
    Dad
    July 22, 2011 at 8:01 am

    Kim, You are so talented & also funny. I say if some people don’t like the blogs, don’t read it or just
    delete it.
    Love You More Than Blogs
    Daddy

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 22, 2011 at 8:26 am

      Dearest, Daddy,
      did you know you are my greatest fan?
      it used to be kay…now it’s you.
      I love you more than dove chocolate dripping on hersheys chocolate. HA HA.

  • Reply
    mercia
    July 22, 2011 at 8:40 am

    Love you.

    I hate filling in capchas etc…so tedious. I never get it right…

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 22, 2011 at 9:06 am

      —-Africa,
      Me, either. It’s like I’m slow or something.
      So annooooying. It’s like a conspiracy agaist the stupid people.!
      xxx Luv U.

  • Reply
    Christina
    July 22, 2011 at 10:16 am

    I agree with the captatcha’s. I hate when I try to comment on someones blog and I have to type the capatcha in 20 times before it accepts my comment.

    I would rather people just approved it instead of adding those to make sure I’m not a computer.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 22, 2011 at 12:04 pm

      —-Christina,
      Like I said,
      i think some dudes are sitting around laughing their
      butts off and everytime we enter the wrong code they
      laugh harder screaming “DUMB ASS!” xx

  • Reply
    Ginger
    July 22, 2011 at 11:25 am

    You are absolutely the most adorable, snarky, funny, sharp-witted, hilarious (did I already say adorable?) woman I know! I love this. When can I be your guest blogger 🙂 (Are smiley faces banned? What is a captatcha? Is that the name of the weird word we have to type to prove we are not spam? Why don’t we have to type something to prove we are not assholes?) Anyway, I digress — my favorite form of writing. I love to read you, no matter what you write, and that is the truth. I have no idea how you put all those cool pictures, animations and sometimes videos in your blogs, though.

    And whoever says your blogs are too [insert adjective here], um … well … ya see… it’s YOUR blog. That’s why it says by Kim Sisto-Robinson. Or am I missin’ somethin’?

    xoxoxoxoxoxo (how’s that? am I allowed that?)

    Gin

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 22, 2011 at 12:07 pm

      —Oh, my, Ginger.
      is it a wonder I love love love you?
      “Captacha?” Look, I can’t even write the damn word…let alone say it)
      And then the puzzles.
      Yes, I;m a dumb ass…
      The dudes from Captachhha just said so.
      Talk about adorable..
      Have you looked it the mirror recently? xx

  • Reply
    littlepatti
    July 22, 2011 at 1:56 pm

    Did you ever notice, when the conversation turns to Pit Bulls …out they come! The defenders!
    Sometimes, I just bring up the subject to shock the bloggers into discussion.
    Let’s see…

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 22, 2011 at 2:28 pm

      SHOCK is GOooooOD, LittlePatti! 🙂

  • Reply
    elizabeth
    July 22, 2011 at 2:40 pm

    Wow- people really resonated with this blog – I do a few of those things, but I am trying to eliminate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! from my writings!
    xx elizabeth

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 22, 2011 at 2:55 pm

      elizabeth,

      I know. I go a bit crazy with – – – & !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! & ???????????

      oooh, man, writers just loooooooooooove to express themselves, don’t they?

      Luv U.

  • Reply
    Barefeet In The Kitchen
    July 22, 2011 at 2:43 pm

    I am so glad I’m following you. Your post just made me laugh. I love it. And I too, despise the password, secret word, fill in twelve blanks junk just to say, “Hi, I was here and I liked/loved/snorted out loud at your post.” By that time, I’m irritated and completely over that momentary urge to be nice! ha ha.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 22, 2011 at 5:37 pm

      Dear Barefoot,
      I have a feeling that some damn idiotic hillbilly dudes are
      sitting behind the “Captacha” and laughing everytime
      we put the wrong code in. They’ re saying, “Dumb ASS!”
      I despise those dudes. xxx Kiss for you.

  • Reply
    Bella
    July 22, 2011 at 4:10 pm

    Kim, thank you, thank you for writing a blog post that all of us more cowardly bloggers are thinking but don’t have the nerve to put in writing! I worship at your shrine, you diva, you! What a slammin’ post, sister! I hear you, and I second what you say! For me, the deal breaker are bloggers who don’t show commenters the courtesy of a reply. I mean, I can understand that if you have hundreds of comments on a post it would be hard to reply to everyone, but I’ve seen bloggers with only three comments and they’re still not replying! Really? Come on! Show some love, I say! Another thing I don’t like are the ads and the extremely cluttered sidebars. I become overwhelmed and want to get the hell out of dodge. Oh, and the huge, huge banners that take up almost the entire page and readers have to scroll down, way down, to see the content! 🙂 Great post, lady!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 22, 2011 at 5:40 pm

      Yeah, Bella,
      —-I mean, show some loooooove, Mama.
      Who the hell do these people think they are anyhow….
      that they would actually ignore our brilliant comments?
      I think they deserve and ass kickin’
      XX But you deserve a KISS XX

  • Reply
    Wild Child Mama
    July 22, 2011 at 6:01 pm

    That cow is really freaky. I can’t follow what it’s doing. It reminds me of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
    I totally cannot stand the black on black or white on white. Not gonna be able to click there!
    I will admit that I don’t post consistently or regularly. But I figure, if I’m posting I’m good. Just keeping up is enough for me to pat myself on the back. Lol. But I do wish some bloggers updated at least once a week. That’s about all I can keep up with.
    And to ANYONE who says you are too personal or deep or whatever, WTF do they want to read? So turn on one of those magazine talk shows where real life doesn’t exists and get numb to the world. Go back to sleep. Close your eyes and care about nothing real and live your life half-assed and in silence and resentment and fear! Omgoodness, I guess I had something to get off my chest.
    Ms. Kim, don’t ever ever ever listen to those worms. That is all…!!!???:):):)

    • Reply
      Wild Child Mama
      July 22, 2011 at 6:08 pm

      Oh, blogs that are too long, like, a chapter. Keep it under 800 words. I know there are phenomenal writers out there but I already have a book to read. And I’m lucky if I get to that. Short and sweet. Or extra fascinating. But 2000 words about your family vacation just isn’t gonna hold my interest. Not that anyone needs my interest. But if they want it, is all.

    • Reply
      kim sisto robinson
      July 22, 2011 at 8:53 pm

      –Wild Mama,
      If I wrote for the world & those worms, I’d lose myself! You know what i mean?
      i continually return to the blogs that are Real & Raw like yours. Authenticity is what interests me.
      xx kiss

      • Reply
        Wild Child Mama
        July 23, 2011 at 4:42 pm

        Thank you!! That’s why I come to your too. For realz

  • Reply
    Theresa Sonoda
    July 22, 2011 at 8:56 pm

    The number one thing that peeves me about Blogging is people telling me how to Blog. I’d rather they not even visit my Blog. I don’t stick my nose up their butts looking for gold, so stay out of my bloggy business looking for your (theirs, not yours) idea of perfection or the lack thereof.
    WOW that was freeing, ya know? Felt good.
    Love love love your Blog my sweet sexy friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    (oops, too many exclamation points, perhaps???????) I’m a freak.
    And what’s the crap about consistency? I am a full-fledged card-carrying believer in Variety. Don’t even try to suppress my creativity by categorizing my “style”.

    What peeves me about others’ Blogs? I like what I like. If I’m bored, I don’t read. But again, I loves me some variety……but “interesting” variety.

    HUGZZZZZ xoxoxo
    T

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 22, 2011 at 9:10 pm

      —Terri,
      Did I just tell you how to blog?
      I hope not.
      The person I am talking to is ME!
      I’m a Freaky-Wishy Washy- Contradiction in action.
      Hugzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz xx

      • Reply
        Theresa Sonoda
        July 22, 2011 at 10:34 pm

        No silly. You didn’t. I took this as a spoof of sorts, right. Poking fun at what annoys us. I’ve seen some critically serious posts, however, actually demanding that we bloggers do things a certain way. Those are Not Cool.
        Love ya’s, kiddo.

        • Reply
          kim sisto robinson
          July 22, 2011 at 10:38 pm

          ooooh, that’s a relief.
          xxx Cuz you are sooooooooo Cool. 🙂

  • Reply
    Barbara
    July 23, 2011 at 11:42 am

    I hate the word verification, it drives me insane.

    Also, if all you are going to comment is follow me back and your website without even having read my post chances are I won’t follow you anywhere!

    Loved this!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 23, 2011 at 11:52 am

      —Barbara,
      Great point. Didn’t think of that….
      Thanks for popping into my wild world. 🙂 xx

  • Reply
    Vidya Sury, Freelance Writer & Blogger
    July 23, 2011 at 11:51 am

    Oh, Kim – I am here to thank you for the comment on my blog post “Health is Wealth” Thing is – I was trying the IntenseDebate commenting system – it seemed screwed up (pardon my French 😉 and the comments just refused to show up. So – I spent the better part of an hour figuring it out – seemed complicated – so knocked it off and kept the default system. Just don’t know how to retrieve the comments back 🙁

    Do please drop by again 😉 Muuah!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 23, 2011 at 11:53 am

      On my way over right now….. xxx

  • Reply
    Theresa
    July 23, 2011 at 2:23 pm

    OMG- this rocked.

    Girl, you got like 72 comments- YOU GOT FANS. I got like 2 comments.

    But I don’t get out much onto the blogoshphere either….

    Freakin hilarious post. Loved it. Agree with it.

    I don’t like cluttered looking blogs and banners, etc.,

    I’m thinking I might have to follow you…

  • Reply
    Kim Sisto-Robinson
    July 23, 2011 at 3:38 pm

    —Theresa,
    And I am already following you.
    I looooooooooooooooooved your post & site.
    You must be new….
    I am quite Star Struck and thought your post was fascinating.
    You Rock MORE than me 🙂 ha ha

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    Doris
    July 23, 2011 at 5:32 pm

    Soooooo…….

    Really?????? You’re not talking about me??????

    Wow!!!!!!!!!!!! I am so glad I don’t have to worry about that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Haha, just kidding. Loved this post and now I have to go back and make sure I’m not guilty of too many of the things on the list!

    I think the thing that irks me the most is poor grammar and/or spelling. Typos are one thing…we all do that every now and then. But mixing up “your” with “you’re”, and “their” with “they’re”….sends me to the moon every time!

    Visiting you from LBS and lovin’ it!

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 23, 2011 at 5:41 pm

      —Hey, Doris,

      glad you popped in to my crazy world.

      No!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was not talking about you!!!!!!!!!!!!! What would make you think that????????????

      I was talking about ME & all those other idiots out there. I mean, their. they’re . HA HA

      xxx Kiss

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    Ann
    July 23, 2011 at 6:16 pm

    Oh, MY!

    I am SO guilty of the dot, dot, dot.

    I also use the space, dash, space all the time! However, I type exactly like my speech patterns – so I don’t know if that will change (see! Space, Dash, Space!).

    What a GREAT, fun post! The cow was weird and I got stuck watching it in horror!

    What a shot in the arm!

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 23, 2011 at 8:32 pm

      —-Ann,
      I do the ….. All the time, too.
      I am soooooooooo guily of this.
      If anything, I was poking fun of myself with this post. 🙂
      xx
      Thanks for popping into my weird world.

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    Kaley
    July 23, 2011 at 6:52 pm

    Oh my goodness I read this whole thing thinking “I do this, I do that! OMG is this about my blog?!” I get so paranoid at times with what makes people not return. The comments thing is really a Catch 22 for me at times. I use Disqus, but I don’t like how you have to log into Disqus to comment a lot of times, but I don’t like Blogger’s default of not being able to reply to comments, as that is super important! No winning.

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    Kim Sisto-Robinson
    July 23, 2011 at 8:35 pm

    –Kaley
    I’ve tried to get into Disqus, & I’m not sure how to do this.
    I am guilty of many of the things i’ve talked about in this blog, too.
    For example, I am VERY guilty of doing this !!!!!!! & this …………………………..
    That’s why I wrote it 🙂 xx
    Thanks for stopping by!

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    Kathy
    July 24, 2011 at 2:42 am

    LOL #2, so true.

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 24, 2011 at 7:20 am

      —Kathy,
      people identified with the captacha the most,
      but damn it, the guest posts drive me nuts sometimes, as well.
      thanks for popping in. xx

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    Yette
    July 24, 2011 at 8:11 am

    Stumbled to your blog through http://theboredmommy.blogspot.com/.

    I love LOVE love this post and appreciate your honesty and frank attitude in your posts and trust me, I’m your new follower for sure. Mind if we exchange links btw? 🙂

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 24, 2011 at 8:21 am

      —-Yette,
      I’m checking out your site immediately.
      Thanks for popping by my strange world. 🙂 xxx

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    Classic NYer
    July 24, 2011 at 11:08 am

    Oh, man, you’re so right!!!!!!! <–oops!

    We need to get the word around and raise awareness to stop sucky blog syndrome………… <–did I do it again? ::sigh::

    Hey, what constitutes a sucky comment anyway?

    Thanks for stopping by my blog. 🙂

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 24, 2011 at 11:17 am

      Hey–NY,
      I do this all the time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      I just get excited…can’t control myself.
      Your comment is Puuurfect. xxxx
      thanks for popping by my straaange world.

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    Julie @ mamamash
    July 24, 2011 at 4:51 pm

    Paragraphs, people. Five sentences. Six max.

    Do not center your whole damn post. It’s hard to read. Our eyes don’t work like that. Using sparingly.

    Your blog should not look like my living room floor. Clean up the mess.

    I’m glad someone has the balls to write this. Very nice.

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 24, 2011 at 4:59 pm

      —Oh, MY God.
      I have to go clean my living room floor-
      Great points, Julie.
      PS. and another thing; I despise the entire blog in italics. I cannot read it. My eyes say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
      xx

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    Annie
    July 24, 2011 at 5:48 pm

    Awesome, simply awesome. 🙂

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 24, 2011 at 6:04 pm

      Annie,
      Thanks for popping in. 🙂 xx

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    Pam
    July 25, 2011 at 2:03 am

    Love this – I can’t tell you how many times I’ve given up and walked away from one of those PITA comment boxes : ).

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 25, 2011 at 6:38 am

      Pam,
      Me, too.
      It’s like, “Shit, I don’t have time for this ridiculousness!”
      xx Thanks for popping in.

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    Carri
    July 26, 2011 at 1:19 pm

    Do not bust out with these 10 inch long blocks of text. I am a neurotic, anxiety ridden hot mess and I can’t sit in one place for five seconds. I do not want to waste my precious five seconds on your 28 page long blog post.
    Why do you think I write in sentences, not paragraphs? I don’t have an attention span long enough to write my own paragraphs on my own blog.

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 26, 2011 at 1:37 pm

      Carrie,
      Soooooooooooooooo Damn True.
      Shit, Do I want to read a novel, man?
      NOOOOOOOOOOOOPE . 🙂

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    Shonnie
    July 26, 2011 at 6:47 pm

    OK …… so I do this a lot. hahah!!!! So does that mean you hate my blog??? Dang it! I do actually answer you if you write to me. =(

    VERY funny post.

    Shonnie

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 26, 2011 at 7:03 pm

      —-SHonnie,
      I’m comin’ right over to check out your blog again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      I shall see if you did this ?????????????????????? xx

      • Reply
        Shonnie
        July 26, 2011 at 8:04 pm

        hahaha! Thanks for hoppin over girly. you are too kind. 🙂

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    StephanieinSuburbia
    July 27, 2011 at 6:59 pm

    These are so true! And I totally did half of them. The Giveaway thing really bothers me. Sometimes I subscribe when I see 2 good posts, only to be rewarded with like 100 review posts.

    But I don’t agree with the guest posting. I really like to meet new people and I think it freshens things up once in awhile.

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 27, 2011 at 8:03 pm

      –I know, Stepanie,
      I’ve done many of these things and still do…!
      I’m such a hypocrite:)
      I guess the guest posting i’ve observed has been Boring.
      thanks for popping in xxx

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    Pam
    July 29, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    This is hysterical!!!!!!!! J/k. It is really funny! Are you a member of the Crazy Chicks Club? You should be! I love it!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 29, 2011 at 2:24 pm

      hi, Pam,
      Yeah, I keep hearing about those Crazy Chicks.
      I do think i’d fit in 🙂 xxx
      thanks for popping into my wild world.

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    Ashley
    July 30, 2011 at 10:51 am

    Haha excellent post! I agree with all of these. I try not to be the type of blogger that people are going to be annoyed with.

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      July 30, 2011 at 1:05 pm

      —Ashley,
      sometimes we can’t please them all, Can We?
      I know I can’t.
      Thanks for popping in. xxx

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