Make Your Ass Fatter Chocolate Chip Cookies

                                       Some things are just worth it, babe.


  • 1/2 cup sweet butter
  • 1/2 cup of butter crisco
  • 3/4 cup white sugar
  • 3/4 c brown sugar
  • 2 eggs
  • 1 t vanilla
  • 1 t salt
  • 1 t baking soda
  • 2 1/2 cup flour
  • 1 or even 2 bags of GOOD chocolate chips  (NEVER enough chocolate. Nestlie is the best)

                          toll house cookies

Mix butter, crisco,  white/brown sugar, eggs, vanilla.  Add salt,  baking soda & flour.  Then add LOTS of Chocolate Chips.

Bake @ 350 about 7-8 minutes.  Must take out right before brown around the edges.

                                           soft chocolate chip cookies ~ I remember coming home from school and the scent of chocolate, butter, brown sugar and vanilla hitting me directly in the face like a kind of love.

       Saint Shirley had these lush  lightly brown cookies awaiting us.

Eating these delectable gems feels  like taking a beautiful bite out of my childhood. 

                     Ooooh, only if we could stay there forever……

Love    love    love

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    April 13, 2011 at 6:06 am

    Darn you, *shaking my fist* I just about licked my computer screen. Those look lovely. They sound delicious. Now I will have to make some. *sigh*

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      kim sisto robinson
      April 13, 2011 at 6:36 am

      ~~They are like eating your own sins!
      xxxx Keep well, Bernie.

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        Lady Estrogen
        April 13, 2011 at 2:05 pm

        That’s the best analogy I’ve heard today 🙂


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          Kim Sisto-Robinson
          April 13, 2011 at 3:07 pm

          ~~~Lady Estrogen,
          I found your site (somewhere???)
          and I love it!! I must say, I do
          like a sassy chick…xxxxx
          ANd I loooooooove Choc. Chip Cookies.

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    April 13, 2011 at 6:19 am

    Oh my gosh….I feel like I can practically smell them! Must have….

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    April 13, 2011 at 6:41 am

    Kim, if you made these i’d have a few maybe 🙂 homemade choco chip cookies taste the best.

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    kim sisto robinson
    April 13, 2011 at 6:43 am

    Come over, Alina…!!!
    I shall make you some. xxxx 🙂
    you can taste my childhood…

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    April 13, 2011 at 7:47 am

    Is that the recipe you normally use? Because I LOVE your chocolate chip cookies! Whenever Alex brings some to my house he is a lucky guy if he gets more than one. Yumm!

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      kim sisto robinson
      April 13, 2011 at 9:34 am

      I will make some for Alex to bring over to your house this weekend 🙂 xxxxxx

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    Psycho Basher
    April 13, 2011 at 9:59 am

    OMG Kim,

    I just wanna eat them all. I don’t care if they make all of me fatter.
    I just want ’em all! nom nom nom
    I have always been a cookie monster, now I am a deranged cookie monster.

    Love you girl!

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      April 13, 2011 at 3:24 pm

      “nom nom nom”
      I like that! 🙂
      You big Cookie Monster!!! xxx big kiss

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    April 13, 2011 at 10:25 am

    I ditto all the sentiments above, Damn, but don’t those cookies look yummy. One of my weakness, besides Gemini men, is homemade cookies. I’ll give the recipe a whirl, and promise to take measurements before and after. Mouth-watering.


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      kim sisto robinson
      April 13, 2011 at 2:55 pm

      ~~Let me know how they turn out, Brenda…
      .Remember, LOTS of chocolate chps !!! XX

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    April 13, 2011 at 1:09 pm

    aw, reminds me of Kay’s offer to me to “come on down for cookies” that I never got to do … bittersweet memory <3

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      April 13, 2011 at 3:09 pm

      ~~Kay made the best, the absolute best.
      Sweet Butter & the best choc. chips. & LOTS
      of looooooove .xxx

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    April 13, 2011 at 2:19 pm

    Those cookies are better than S——————————- Yummy.
    Love you more than those cookies

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      kim sisto robinson
      April 13, 2011 at 2:56 pm


      Did you really say what I thought you said???

      xxxx Love you more than Chocolate Chip Cookies…
      and That’s A LOT!

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    April 13, 2011 at 5:29 pm

    ANYTHING with chocolate is so worth it!

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    April 13, 2011 at 6:50 pm

    Love you girlfriend!!!

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    April 13, 2011 at 8:49 pm

    Yew R eeeeee-vile – simply e-vile – I am not strong enough to withstand the chocolate chip cookie you have posted here – it simply looks and sounds too amazing. I will make some for Alpha Hubby right away and make him take them to his office – after I’ve eaten at least one.

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      kim sisto robinson
      April 14, 2011 at 5:40 am

      Let me know how Alpha likes them…
      They will seduce him!! xxxx Kiss.

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    Heavenly Housewife
    April 16, 2011 at 10:30 am

    Daaahling, I am all to familiar with cookies that make my ass big LOL, these look kinda worth it though.
    *kisses* HH

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      April 16, 2011 at 10:40 am

      Dear, Heavenly Housewife,
      Yes, the ass is a bit of a problem…
      but then again…it’s more to hold onto xxx
      Chocolate is ALWAYS worth it….

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    April 16, 2011 at 10:49 pm

    These are very similar to my “best ever choc chip cookies” recipe!

    Hmmmm – think I need to go and bake…

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      kim sisto robinson
      April 17, 2011 at 6:52 am

      oh, Yeah, I made these yesterday….
      I shall bring a bag to mama’s house.
      XXXX WOW

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    October 5, 2011 at 12:00 am

    Visiting from Ducky’s site. This is the best title for a cookie ever. Thank you for the laugh.

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