You are not irreplaceable, immortal, or exceptional.
…And you are certainly not Hugh Hefner…So what’s with the high school-blond-bimbo- porno -goddesses hangin’ around your house? I presume there’s not a 50 point IQ between the two of them.
If the mother of your two children does not come instantaneously to yank them out of your dysfunctional, narcissistic, drug invested world, I shall.
Don’t think I won’t, buddy boy.
Charlie, you are educating the world in what NOT TO DO.
Thank you for that.
You are a roll model for our children.
You are the new face of what alcohol and a drug addiction really looks like, talks like, and believes.
It’s like that old commercial: “Here’s your brain…Now here’s your brain on drugs.”
But it’s not the egg that cracks, it’s you, Charlie.
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
You are making a damn fool out of yourself.
And not only that, but you are women beater (stop denying it) and we’re not putting up with your shit anymore.
You’re becoming the ugly little Hollywood Troll you call your production company and cast members.
You said that about John Cryer? Shuuuuuuuuuuuuut your mouth.
From a mother watching your absurdness and ugliness and ickyness; I say… SHAME ON YOU.
Where the hell are your parents, you little asshole????!!!!