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Dear Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen Is Many Things

~~Dear Charlie,

You are not irreplaceable, immortal, or exceptional.

…And you are certainly not Hugh Hefner…So what’s with the high school-blond-bimbo- porno -goddesses hangin’ around your house?   I presume there’s not a 50 point IQ between the two of them.

If the mother of your two children does not come instantaneously to yank them out of your dysfunctional, narcissistic, drug invested world, I shall.

  Don’t think I won’t, buddy boy.

Charlie, you are educating  the world in what NOT TO DO.

Thank you for that.

You are a roll model for our children. 

You are the new face of what alcohol and a drug addiction really looks like, talks like, and believes.

It’s like that old commercial:  “Here’s  your brain…Now here’s  your brain on drugs.”

But it’s not the egg that cracks, it’s you, Charlie.

                      Stop it!      Stop it!      Stop it!



You are making a damn fool out of yourself. 

And not only that,  but you are women beater (stop denying it)  and we’re not putting up with your shit anymore.

You’re becoming the ugly little Hollywood Troll you call your production company and cast members.

You said that about John Cryer?     Shuuuuuuuuuuuuut your mouth. 

From a mother watching your absurdness and ugliness and ickyness;  I say… SHAME ON YOU.

Where the hell are your parents, you little asshole????!!!!

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  • Reply
    March 12, 2011 at 10:06 am

    Nicely said, Kim. To be honest, this is the first I’ve ever paid attention to Mr. Sheen. I’ve never watched his show or anything. I guess there really is no such thing as bad publicity. 🙂


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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      March 12, 2011 at 10:30 am

      Just another teachable lesson, Sweet Tara, of what not to do. Luv Ya.

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    March 12, 2011 at 10:13 am

    Wow – I have a blgo coming our Monday and it is also an open letter to Charlie. I just hope he lives thru the weekend.
    it is sad that the quake in japan got him off the top of the news. He needs to disappear and get help before it is too late.
    great blog as usual. xx elizabeth

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      March 12, 2011 at 10:31 am

      Can’t wait to read your blog about Charlie. Were you nice? HA HAxx luv U.

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    March 12, 2011 at 10:20 am

    Kim, I couldn’t agree with you more about Charlie Sheen—————— God gave him so much talent as
    an actor, and what a poor example he is to everyone. I wonder what his dad martin Sheen thinks about
    him, he has to be ashamed of him. I kind of liked his sitcom but I will never watch it again.
    Love you way more

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      March 12, 2011 at 10:33 am

      i love you more, daddy. so so so so so so so much more. 🙂

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    March 12, 2011 at 10:26 am

    Who is this hot man with a cigarette in mouth? Yummy!
    Anyway, you have really told him!!!!

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      March 12, 2011 at 10:35 am

      You mean they don’t have Charlie Sheen in Africa?? WOW! Luv U.

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    March 12, 2011 at 12:28 pm

    I have never seen his show but who can miss all the brouhaha? I saw the question on People mag, “What’s happening with Charlie blah blah” and I thought, “Who really cares?” What a moron. He obviously believes he is “all that” – blech. Just one more out-of-control actor who believes they are above the “little people” – the rest of the world. He was so hysterical in Hot Shots – what a waste he is now. He sure needs help quick-quick – like locked up in drug and alcohol abuse IN-patient type help.

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      March 12, 2011 at 2:22 pm

      Yes, I hope he gets the help he needs.

      BTW, Hurry and get a blog out…I need my LB fix xxxx

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        March 12, 2011 at 11:45 pm

        OKay! Done. I am trying to break this mushy habit so I don’t end up repeating myself!!

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    March 12, 2011 at 1:30 pm

    That “Winning” photo you grabbed is spectacular. What a LOSER!

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      March 12, 2011 at 2:23 pm

      ~~Such a sad, pathetic man.
      Luv to U, My dearest Charlene xxxxxxx

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    March 12, 2011 at 8:01 pm

    You go girl!

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    Lorraine @ Not Quite Nigella
    March 13, 2011 at 3:48 am

    Haha Kim great minds think alike! I just referenced Charlie Sheen in one of my posts too! 😛

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      kim sisto robinson
      March 13, 2011 at 7:20 am

      That’s what I love about you, L.
      You combine pop culture with lush food 🙂

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    Lori Dyan
    March 13, 2011 at 8:30 am

    I’m so glad you found my site so I could find your site! “Attitude with a side of bitch?!?!??!” Are we somehow related?!?!?!


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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      March 13, 2011 at 8:39 am

      ~~~Glad to find another bitch, L ! xxxx I shall visit you again.

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    Blond Duck
    March 14, 2011 at 4:23 am

    He’s so obnoxious!

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      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      March 14, 2011 at 5:39 am

      Blonde Duck, I agree. He used to be sort of cute… now he’s only sort of YUCKY! 🙂

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    March 14, 2011 at 9:29 am

    Hey Kim!!
    LOVE IT!! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!! What bothers me & I don’t expect non-recovering ppl to
    understand, some say it’s a moral choice, some think if he loves his children enough that’s enough.
    But the real truth is, Charlie( was ) is dying in front of our eyes with no intervention from family or loved
    ones.SAD!! And as far as being a women beater- THROW the books at him. Proven fact that even after
    classes and jail- – – Abusive men will NEVER change,(OR VERY FEW)


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    kim sisto robinson
    March 14, 2011 at 10:09 am

    I know…how sad. how pathetic.

    Sometimes (most times) people DO NOT change.

    Oh, How damn sad. damn sad…for example, the monster.

    Love you so much. 🙂

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    Jan Piotrowski
    March 15, 2011 at 6:40 pm

    I’ve seen behaviour like his before, and I can tell you…he’s textbook bipolar.

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    Tova Sandavol
    March 18, 2011 at 10:54 am

    C. Sheen has always been this sort of simpleton. I mean, is anyone really stunned with the man’s activities? At this point, you would believe we all might count on just as much.

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    March 21, 2011 at 8:03 pm

    Maybe you’re right, but I still have my own opinion about this.

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