~~~Booooring. Looooong. Monotonous. Did I mention Booooring?
The Academy Awards deserves its own award for the worst award show in, yeah, 83 years, babe.
Don’t’ get me wrong— Hathaway & Franco are fantabulous eye candy, but youth and beauty can only get one so far. Franco conducted himself as if he were unprepared, uninterested, and had a prior engagement.
Excuse me, James, are we boooooooooooooring you?
Okay, let me start again.
I wait every. single. year. for the Academy Awards to offer me old time movie stars, glitzy glamour, marvelous speeches, and poignant tributes….
I received BLAH::::::BLAH:::::::BLAH::::DOUBLE:::DAMN::::BLAH.
Shit, I could have watched CSI.
Sure, the great Kirk Douglas presented, and he’s sweet as hell, but his stretched out dialogue made me uncomfortable, uneasy.
I didn’t get it. Where were all of the other movie stars, the tributes, the mouth-watering-spicy, controversial tongues?
Here’s my recommendation for the Academy: Next time you guys have nothing creative, interesting, or worthwhile to give your viewers—why not present something like the “Glam Gown Awards?”
In my opinion, several of these classic gems were the only hightlight of the 83rd Academy Awards.
And I gotta tell ya…..
After waiting for an entire year for some fireworks & fun,
That Really Sucks Rotten Eggs!
Anyhow….here are some of my Faves.
Halle Berry is Flawless in Nude Glamour
One of my all-time favorite creatures of all time, Helen Mirren. What a beauty. What a doll. What a Body! She invented the word: CLASS. You inspire me, Dame Mirren.
—-One of my favorite Oscar Moments: