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Kim Says the 83rd Academy Awards Sucked Rotten Eggs


2011 Academy Awards Nominees

~~~Booooring.    Looooong.   Monotonous.   Did I mention Booooring?

The Academy Awards deserves its own award for the worst award show in, yeah, 83 years, babe.

Don’t’ get me wrong— Hathaway & Franco are fantabulous eye candy, but youth and beauty can only get one so far. Franco conducted himself as if he were unprepared, uninterested, and had a prior engagement.James Franco and Anne Hathaway, the first man and woman team hosted the Oscars

                            Excuse me,  James,  are we boooooooooooooring you?

   Okay, let me start again.

I wait every. single. year.  for the Academy Awards to offer me old time movie stars, glitzy glamour,  marvelous speeches, and poignant tributes….

However….

    I received  BLAH::::::BLAH:::::::BLAH::::DOUBLE:::DAMN::::BLAH.

Shit, I could have watched CSI. 

Sure, the great Kirk Douglas presented,  and he’s sweet as hell, but  his stretched out dialogue made me uncomfortable, uneasy. 

 I didn’t get it.  Where were all of the other movie stars, the tributes, the mouth-watering-spicy, controversial tongues?

Here’s my  recommendation for the Academy:     Next time you guys have nothing creative, interesting, or worthwhile  to give your viewers—why not present something like the “Glam Gown Awards?” 

In my opinion, several of these classic gems were the only hightlight of the 83rd Academy Awards.

  And I gotta tell ya…..

After waiting for an entire year for some fireworks & fun,

      That Really Sucks Rotten Eggs!

     Anyhow….here are some of my Faves.

 Halle Berry is Flawless in Nude Glamour

Actress Anne Hathaway arrives at the 83rd Annual Academy Awards held at the Kodak Theatre on February 27, 2011 in Hollywood, California.~~Anne is Red Hot.
       Scarlett Could Wear A Paper Bag & Still be Outrageously Magnificent
.Actress Scarlett Johansson arrives at the 83rd Annual Academy Awards held at the Kodak Theatre on February 27, 2011 in Hollywood, California.
    Feminine & Oh, SO, Glam In Violet.  I love love love this Gown. 
Camila Alves and Matthew McConaughey Move over Mr. McConaughey.  You are definetely not the star here…it ‘s you girlfriend, Camila Alves…..   WOW.  That dress is a Black Beauty.  
reese witherspoonThis dress worn by the gorgeous,  Reece Witherspoon, will Never go out of style.  ~I want it.   And I adore the 60s hair style.

helen mirrenOne of my all-time favorite creatures of all time, Helen Mirren.  What a beauty.  What a doll.  What a Body!  She invented the word: CLASS.   You inspire me, Dame Mirren. 

—-One of my favorite Oscar Moments:  


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21 Comments

  • Reply
    Tina
    March 1, 2011 at 4:55 pm

    Kirk Douglas…..blechhhhh. If they’re smart, they’ve already tapped Charlie Sheen for next year. He’s the gift that keeps on giving. Pair him with Lindsanity and the ratings would explode the satellite feeds…. 🙂

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      March 1, 2011 at 6:06 pm

      Tina, omg, i agree. what a gas xx PS… Call the Academy immediately!!!!!

  • Reply
    Amy
    March 1, 2011 at 5:52 pm

    Oh! Kimmi! I’m right there with you on the dresses! My favorites were definitely Helen Mirren’s and Camilla Alves’! Those two women ROCKED those dresses! Oh, they were such heaven! HEAVEN! As a matter of fact, I love all the dresses you mentioned.

    I was so bored with these awards that I totally changed the channel. Lame. Lame. Lame. I think that next year, they should call us up! xoxo

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      March 1, 2011 at 6:08 pm

      I know. What the hell happened? It’s like they were bored & out of ideas.

      Yes, I think we’d do much better, Amy. Love love love xxx Me

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    Annette Albrecht
    March 1, 2011 at 7:19 pm

    You are SO right, Kim! I agree with all of it and would like to add that I found Anne Hathaway’s cheerleader attitude tiresome, especially when she kept trying to high 5 people who weren’t having it!

    • Reply
      kim sisto robinson
      March 2, 2011 at 5:59 am

      ~~~yeah, it all missed the mark, Annette. What a booooooooooooooore. xx

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    Petite
    March 1, 2011 at 9:19 pm

    Camilla and Reese gowns totally rocked my world, but I am so biased with black for night time glam. Tell me when you are planning to steal them, I am right with you Kim dear!

    I don’t envy Anne H.’s tough job of being a pep squad emcee.

    They should really be more attuned with what people want to see at the Oscars besides the red carpet excitement!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      March 2, 2011 at 6:29 am

      ~~~~So RIght, Petite.
      Black is so classic & sexy.
      And I love Anne, but she was boring, too.
      I don’t know what happened this year.
      Just Blahhhhhhhhhhhhh.
      xxx Kisses

  • Reply
    Lorraine @ Not Quite Nigella
    March 1, 2011 at 9:47 pm

    I loooved Camilla Alves’s dress! It looked amazing on her!

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    LBDDiaries
    March 2, 2011 at 12:11 am

    I didn’t watch (thank goodness) and saw all I needed to see here – the dresses and Tom Hank’s speech! Helen Mirren – I love love love her – you need to see her in RED (the new Bruce Willis movie on DVD) – too little time on screen but hysterical nonetheless!! She is THE standard by which we should all aim – to still be rocking in our 60’s!

  • Reply
    kim sisto robinson
    March 2, 2011 at 6:01 am

    ~~Not only that, LD, but she’s hot & sexy. XXX Kisses to you, Hot Mama.

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    Alina
    March 2, 2011 at 8:46 am

    Anne Hathaway sucks! I liked seeing what everyone was wearing, but what a BORREEE with the same speech over, and over and overrrr and OVER.

    I do love James Franco and think he’s a babe. 🙂

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      March 2, 2011 at 4:22 pm

      Yeah, the same old crap. I saw Franco first !! HA HA

      He was a bore, too. xxxxxxxxxxxx

  • Reply
    Alina
    March 2, 2011 at 8:47 am

    ps. Anne should have kept that pretty red dress on… The other dresses she wore(7 BTW) were awful!!!!!

    and that’s my 2 cents

  • Reply
    Ginger
    March 2, 2011 at 4:17 pm

    Hi Kimmi,

    Thanks for the choked up memory of watching Tom Hanks, whom I LOVE! He reminds me so much of my little big brother (and I’ll have a video of him soon so you can watch him accepting the honor of 3rd district court of appeals for Miami!) he even says “lover” like Tom! I have always thought that was so cool of married men … I am going to watch Philadelphia again tonight b/c of you. Sure beats the hell out of watching the Oscars! I agree with you — James Franco looked weird, and he’s such a doll. A friend said Modern Family should host next year — right?? And their writers should write for them!

    • Reply
      Kim Sisto-Robinson
      March 2, 2011 at 4:24 pm

      Oh, yeah, Modern Fam is superb!

      I looooooooooooooooooooooove Philadephia. I’ve watched it, seriously,
      8 times! I just looooooooooooove it. The part with Hanks playing that
      opera music. Oh, I cry cry cry.

      Luv Ya, Ginger.

  • Reply
    Dad
    March 3, 2011 at 2:17 pm

    Aaron, Jordan, & I were watching the hockey game. ( THANK GOD)

  • Reply
    Blond Duck
    March 3, 2011 at 2:45 pm

    LOVE Reese.

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