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10 Reasons Not To Friend Your Mom On Facebook


1.      Because last time you were on, she IM’s you from work and tells you to get your butt outside to mow the lawn

2.     Because she asks why your friend, Dane, addresses you with… “Waz up, Bitch?”

3.      Because she pokes you with red hearts, hugs, and kisses

4.      Because it’s embarrassing when her status screams “Cougars Rock!”

5.      Because she keeps friending your damn High School Teachers

6.      Because after stalking your home page, she asks you what the bloody hell a bong is

7.      Because she continues suggesting friends for you that are over 35-years-old… including the Pastor and your Aunt Shirley

8.      Because after gawking at your photo album, she makes comments like, “Cute photo of you and Jeffry at the Homecoming Game.  Remember when you guys used to hold hands in Kindergarten?

9.      Because she reminds you a month ahead of time when her birthday is by sending you those stupid little cakes

 10. Because she calls you into the computer room last week and snorts, “That better be a Coke Cola in your hand, Mister!”


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    Ashley Greene
    December 31, 2010 at 2:23 pm

    Hey, I haven’t checked in here for a while, but I will put you on my bloglist so I don’t forget to check back

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